ANNOYING NOISES

Which noises do u find to be really irritating?

*open mouth chewing
*the vacuuming sound some ppl make when drinking tea (makes me ready to kill, lol)
*phone keypads on
*car hooting
*gum chewing followed by bubble bursting (grrr)

*feet shuffling on the floor
*crickets, especially when trying to sleep (i had 1 somewhere in the house last night and spent half the night searching for it, ugh)
*lawnmower on saterdays while trying to sleep in
*clock ticking (again while trying to sleep)
*snoring (my boyfriend does this and i could snuffle him with a pillow, lol)
*retarded laughter

Lol @ dry mouth, i feel u. Mouth breathing is onother one i cant stand, lol

Ooh yeah, ninjafish about the dripping sound. One last one for me is the sound of mosquito. Sooo annoying and torturous. 'U want to suck me dry and letting me know. How dare u!'. I switch on the light and MAKE SURE that the little fucker is dead.

Velcro

People who say 'like' every like, fourth or fifth word in a sentence😕

^^lol. Dont forget 'uhmm' too. Get to the fucking point! Yeesh

FEMALES GOING ON AND ON AND ON.
FOR THAT MATTER ANYONE GOING ON AND ON AND ON
I COULD GO ON AND ON BUT IT WOULD JUST PISS ME OFF.

Gum popping.
A straw sliding back and forth through the lid.
Slurping.
Someone singing with headphones on - especially at work!

Lol @ back and forth straw, im thinking dirty things right about now. U r not helping me here, truecap. Haha. And ooh i understand the singing thing, we have a girl like that at work and she has a thing for mariah and celine dione- she thinks she sounds just like them but she doesnt. Its more like a super whiny, cats screwing kind of voice. She's sure she's the shit thou, lol

Lmao @ R24

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Lol @ back and forth straw, im thinking dirty things right about now. U r not helping me here, truecap. Haha. And ooh i understand the singing thing, we have a girl like that at work and she has a thing for mariah and celine dione- she thinks she sounds just like them but she doesnt. Its more like a super whiny, cats screwing kind of voice. She's sure she's the shit thou, lol

*getting a mental image*

LMAO!!!!

Someone chewing gum behind me, making that disgusting smacking noise (happens on a bus usually) drives me fucking mad. I really can't stand it and I often move.

When people play a tune out loud for everyone to hear on public transport. Ain't even a decent tune. Should really get a smack in the chops for that.

Dripping/leaking taps...can't deal

Rustling noises/mice/rats...I've got a phobia with mice and rats so I'd freak out if I could hear or see them

Someone mumbling the words of a book or whatever to themself aloud - a girl does this on my college course and it winds me up. WHY bitch WHY?

Buzzing flies...can't deal

On my estate there was a car alarm that would go off at random times during the day/night...it was so loud and would take ages to stop...it was so annoying but I haven't heard it for a while so maybe someone saw sense and took a bat to it. *fingas crossed*

People who make wet noises when they eat.

Screaming in general bothers me.

pit bull's voice (sorry fans)
dubstep (again... very sorry)
car alarms
hearing one side of someone's phone convo even moderately loudly
crying babies, whining crying kids
banging or hammering or any loud thumping on walls

Spare us your bedroom activities, domz, please, lol. U r back, how have u been?

Do u quack like a duck? I know someone who does

Lol. Its really nice to see u back. Tell me, why do u always delete your accounts?

Any noise my co-workers make when I am talking on the phone. It seems the more important the call is, the louder they are.

^^ ok then. Haha

Crackhead or should i say, crack fiend

Good then, crackheaded crack fiend

Hey watch that!!.

It is our Canadian gift to the world!!!

LOL.

People talking behind you when watching a movie at the theatre.
Slurping when eating/drinking.
Small barking dogs who are more afraid of their shadows.
Ex's.

@(. .)@

I GO AWAY FOR A WEEK, COME BACK AND THIS THREAD IS GOING ON AND ON AND ON.

When you can just barely hear a conversation through a wall...like very faint mumbling.
God that drives me nuts...probably because I feel like I'm missing something. I'm a nosy mf

Small children having temper tantrums.
and adults having temper tantrums, for that matter...

Whining/bitching
I even annoy myself when I do it