@Barber_The_1st
8 Years
Are women into crooked penises
Lolol
Well can it hit the "right" spot?
Posted by MademoiselleFiskDue to horrific trauma or a curve?
You know what's funny? A most informative little bird told me that you can "train" your penus to curve a certain way depending on your masturbatory habits. Like, if you're a lefty and have been choking you chicken more to that side, you can get to curve or twist that way.
Can you confirm this?
You perverts probably have been jerkin yer gherkins since you've discovered you can get it erect and probably can't remember what it originally looked like. But inquiring minds need to know...
no that's bs
penises are naturally curved, like everything in anatomy.
And you can't bend/unbend it with masturbation
now the little game is : guess which returning dxp tart is the OP
Posted by MademoiselleFiskDue to horrific trauma or a curve?
You know what's funny? A most informative little bird told me that you can "train" your penus to curve a certain way depending on your masturbatory habits. Like, if you're a lefty and have been choking you chicken more to that side, you can get to curve or twist that way.
Can you confirm this?
You perverts probably have been jerkin yer gherkins since you've discovered you can get it erect and probably can't remember what it originally looked like. But inquiring minds need to know...
I sense a Penis Training for Dummies in the works.
Posted by justagirlLolol
Well can it hit the "right" spot?
G spot penis? Lol
Posted by MademoiselleFiskDue to horrific trauma or a curve?
You know what's funny? A most informative little bird told me that you can "train" your penus to curve a certain way depending on your masturbatory habits. Like, if you're a lefty and have been choking you chicken more to that side, you can get to curve or twist that way.
Can you confirm this?
Accurate. I can tell my joystick has adapted to my left hand practices after years of abuse.
Is the curve like a banana, or a scimitar?
The scimitar penis build tends to be shaped to always hit the G spot. Getting a woman to achieve orgasm is extreamly easy. Thos type of men tend to have issues with giving themselves a facial during masterbation however, due to their penis being curved towards their face. Personal experience.
Not sure how women feel about the banana build.
Posted by TheWeirdOnePosted by enfant_terriblePosted by MademoiselleFiskDue to horrific trauma or a curve?
You know what's funny? A most informative little bird told me that you can "train" your penus to curve a certain way depending on your masturbatory habits. Like, if you're a lefty and have been choking you chicken more to that side, you can get to curve or twist that way.
Can you confirm this?
Accurate. I can tell my joystick has adapted to my left hand practices after years of abuse.
Weak penis.
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Lmfao
Posted by Barber_The_1stPosted by justagirlLolol
Well can it hit the "right" spot?
G spot penis? Lol
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Maaaayybe
Hahah
🍌🍆🥕🥒
Posted by Barber_The_1stPosted by SoulIs the curve like a banana, or a scimitar?
More like a wavy dagger.
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Soo perma ribbed for pleasure!
Posted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulThe scimitar penis build tends to be shaped to always hit the G spot. Getting a woman to achieve orgasm is extreamly easy. Thos type of men tend to have issues with giving themselves a facial during masterbation however, due to their penis being curved towards their face. Personal experience.
Not sure how women feel about the banana build.
....
What about a dick that is fairly straight but because it gets so hard it aims always up to your own chin, and that dick goes deep and always hits the spot too?
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Same exact thing lol. A hard truly hard dick is unpredick table. I'm too drunk to care anymore, but only the bravest of men will admit they unintentionally gave themselves a facial once or twice in life during masterbation lmao.
Posted by Barber_The_1stPosted by SoulIs the curve like a banana, or a scimitar?
More like a wavy dagger.
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Thats not really curved though. Thats just simply "ribbed" for her/ his pleasure lol!
Posted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulThe scimitar penis build tends to be shaped to always hit the G spot. Getting a woman to achieve orgasm is extreamly easy. Thos type of men tend to have issues with giving themselves a facial during masterbation however, due to their penis being curved towards their face. Personal experience.
Not sure how women feel about the banana build.
....
What about a dick that is fairly straight but because it gets so hard it aims always up to your own chin, and that dick goes deep and always hits the spot too?
Same exact thing lol. A hard truly hard dick is unpredick table. I'm too drunk to care anymore, but only the bravest of men will admit they unintentionally gave themselves a facial once or twice in life during masterbation lmao.
Done i to myself.. and sometimes the lady just pulling out, shot her face with it and the backboard.. woops.!
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Wish there were... some women who could admit to giving themselves a facial, accidental or not during orgam. Truth be told though, the dxpnet women aren't that good.
😂
Posted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulThe scimitar penis build tends to be shaped to always hit the G spot. Getting a woman to achieve orgasm is extreamly easy. Thos type of men tend to have issues with giving themselves a facial during masterbation however, due to their penis being curved towards their face. Personal experience.
Not sure how women feel about the banana build.
....
What about a dick that is fairly straight but because it gets so hard it aims always up to your own chin, and that dick goes deep and always hits the spot too?
Same exact thing lol. A hard truly hard dick is unpredick table. I'm too drunk to care anymore, but only the bravest of men will admit they unintentionally gave themselves a facial once or twice in life during masterbation lmao.
Done i to myself.. and sometimes the lady just pulling out, shot her face with it and the backboard.. woops.!
Wish there were... some women who could admit to giving themselves a facial, accidental or not during orgam. Truth be told though, the dxpnet women aren't that good.
😂
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Facial from semen or from themselves? 😂
Posted by TheWeirdOnePosted by Barber_The_1stPosted by SoulIs the curve like a banana, or a scimitar?
More like a wavy dagger.
Putty penis?
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Lol You said putty penis.
No.
Posted by justagirlPosted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulThe scimitar penis build tends to be shaped to always hit the G spot. Getting a woman to achieve orgasm is extreamly easy. Thos type of men tend to have issues with giving themselves a facial during masterbation however, due to their penis being curved towards their face. Personal experience.
Not sure how women feel about the banana build.
....
What about a dick that is fairly straight but because it gets so hard it aims always up to your own chin, and that dick goes deep and always hits the spot too?
Same exact thing lol. A hard truly hard dick is unpredick table. I'm too drunk to care anymore, but only the bravest of men will admit they unintentionally gave themselves a facial once or twice in life during masterbation lmao.
Done i to myself.. and sometimes the lady just pulling out, shot her face with it and the backboard.. woops.!
Wish there were... some women who could admit to giving themselves a facial, accidental or not during orgam. Truth be told though, the dxpnet women aren't that good.
😂
Facial from semen or from themselves? 😂
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Themselves. Any women can easily get a facial from a man. But have you ever been so aroused you just exploded and couldn't stop it?
Probably depends. Curves can add a lot of pleasure physically I'm sure and the right curve could probably be nice aesthetically too. It's personal preference I think....
Posted by SoulPosted by justagirlPosted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulThe scimitar penis build tends to be shaped to always hit the G spot. Getting a woman to achieve orgasm is extreamly easy. Thos type of men tend to have issues with giving themselves a facial during masterbation however, due to their penis being curved towards their face. Personal experience.
Not sure how women feel about the banana build.
....
What about a dick that is fairly straight but because it gets so hard it aims always up to your own chin, and that dick goes deep and always hits the spot too?
Same exact thing lol. A hard truly hard dick is unpredick table. I'm too drunk to care anymore, but only the bravest of men will admit they unintentionally gave themselves a facial once or twice in life during masterbation lmao.
Done i to myself.. and sometimes the lady just pulling out, shot her face with it and the backboard.. woops.!
Wish there were... some women who could admit to giving themselves a facial, accidental or not during orgam. Truth be told though, the dxpnet women aren't that good.
😂
Facial from semen or from themselves? 😂
Themselves. Any women can easily get a facial from a man. But have you ever been so aroused you just exploded and couldn't stop it?
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Well yes but that still won't cause a facial to myself it's impossible lmfao
Ram it in already!
...If it can fit...who cares what it looks like. We can figure out the motion of the ocean.
😂😋
Posted by hydorahPosted by MademoiselleFiskDue to horrific trauma or a curve?
You know what's funny? A most informative little bird told me that you can "train" your penus to curve a certain way depending on your masturbatory habits. Like, if you're a lefty and have been choking you chicken more to that side, you can get to curve or twist that way.
Can you confirm this?
You perverts probably have been jerkin yer gherkins since you've discovered you can get it erect and probably can't remember what it originally looked like. But inquiring minds need to know...
no that's bs
penises are naturally curved, like everything in anatomy.
And you can't bend/unbend it with masturbation
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How many penises have you seen, man— Really? Be honest...
And no! There are perfectly straight penises! Nature haven’t curved them!!!
But curved of the large size are amazing!
Small once - I am pretty sure it doesn’t matter.
I have always love having sex with my ex Cap, him is curved up. I've always reach the best of best orgasms. Unlike with the straight one, I barely, or can't even remember if I have reached climax once. 🙊
Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by MademoiselleFiskDue to horrific trauma or a curve?
You know what's funny? A most informative little bird told me that you can "train" your penus to curve a certain way depending on your masturbatory habits. Like, if you're a lefty and have been choking you chicken more to that side, you can get to curve or twist that way.
Can you confirm this?
Accurate. I can tell my joystick has adapted to my left hand practices after years of abuse.
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Don't know what it IS about a South Paw.....
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Posted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulThe scimitar penis build tends to be shaped to always hit the G spot. Getting a woman to achieve orgasm is extreamly easy. Thos type of men tend to have issues with giving themselves a facial during masterbation however, due to their penis being curved towards their face. Personal experience.
Not sure how women feel about the banana build.
....
What about a dick that is fairly straight but because it gets so hard it aims always up to your own chin, and that dick goes deep and always hits the spot too?
Same exact thing lol. A hard truly hard dick is unpredick table. I'm too drunk to care anymore, but only the bravest of men will admit they unintentionally gave themselves a facial once or twice in life during masterbation lmao.
Done i to myself.. and sometimes the lady just pulling out, shot her face with it and the backboard.. woops.!
Wish there were... some women who could admit to giving themselves a facial, accidental or not during orgam. Truth be told though, the dxpnet women aren't that good.
😂
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Dude, we're not baseball pitchers; our CUM doesn't CURVE to hit us on the face!
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
PS: Here's one for y'all......can y'all have MULTIPLE orgasms!? Not!
Posted by Superman77Posted by EvatheDiva52Posted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulThe scimitar penis build tends to be shaped to always hit the G spot. Getting a woman to achieve orgasm is extreamly easy. Thos type of men tend to have issues with giving themselves a facial during masterbation however, due to their penis being curved towards their face. Personal experience.
Not sure how women feel about the banana build.
....
What about a dick that is fairly straight but because it gets so hard it aims always up to your own chin, and that dick goes deep and always hits the spot too?
Same exact thing lol. A hard truly hard dick is unpredick table. I'm too drunk to care anymore, but only the bravest of men will admit they unintentionally gave themselves a facial once or twice in life during masterbation lmao.
Done i to myself.. and sometimes the lady just pulling out, shot her face with it and the backboard.. woops.!
Wish there were... some women who could admit to giving themselves a facial, accidental or not during orgam. Truth be told though, the dxpnet women aren't that good.
😂
Dude, we're not baseball pitchers; our CUM doesn't CURVE to hit us on the face!
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
PS: Here's one for y'all......can y'all have MULTIPLE orgasms!? Not!
I can
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Liar.
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
I heard they are the best but have yet to try one. A friend of mine actually gets excited when she meets a guy with a curved one. She knows whats shes looking forward to! 😆
Posted by Superman77Posted by EvatheDiva52Posted by Superman77Posted by EvatheDiva52Posted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulPosted by TheWeirdOnePosted by SoulThe scimitar penis build tends to be shaped to always hit the G spot. Getting a woman to achieve orgasm is extreamly easy. Thos type of men tend to have issues with giving themselves a facial during masterbation however, due to their penis being curved towards their face. Personal experience.
Not sure how women feel about the banana build.
....
What about a dick that is fairly straight but because it gets so hard it aims always up to your own chin, and that dick goes deep and always hits the spot too?
Same exact thing lol. A hard truly hard dick is unpredick table. I'm too drunk to care anymore, but only the bravest of men will admit they unintentionally gave themselves a facial once or twice in life during masterbation lmao.
Done i to myself.. and sometimes the lady just pulling out, shot her face with it and the backboard.. woops.!
Wish there were... some women who could admit to giving themselves a facial, accidental or not during orgam. Truth be told though, the dxpnet women aren't that good.
😂
Dude, we're not baseball pitchers; our CUM doesn't CURVE to hit us on the face!
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
PS: Here's one for y'all......can y'all have MULTIPLE orgasms!? Not!
I can
Liar.
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Lol. Sorry you’re getting jipped in the dick dept
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Awwww you will be the FIRST to know before my BFF.
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
despite all the nice women who volunteered to straighten my penis over the years, it's still curved 😢
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