@WateryGem
12 Years1,000+ Posts
Catfish
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
He probably takes most bra sizes and has heavy periods of drinking. 😄
How do you know it's a catfish? Is it a stranger?
Yes, I get lots of requests to add on ig, but I don't accept. Anyways, this one was following one of my old bffs, so I was wondering if he was someone met through her. So I sent a request to follow him vs accepting his.
He is definitely a catfish, I can tell by the language he uses in the messages he has sent.
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My friend was catfished by a "guy" who sent her pics and looked like a model (cos he was one). Every time they arranged to meet "he" would cry off. After some investigation, my friend discovered he was a crazy middle aged woman 😱.
Has he seen your pic yet WateryGem?
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend was catfished by a "guy" who sent her pics and looked like a model (cos he was one). Every time they arranged to meet "he" would cry off. After some investigation, my friend discovered he was a crazy middle aged woman 😱.
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Lol omg. Did she call her out?
idk have fun, ask for dik picks.
Lol bawahaha that's a little direct!
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend was catfished by a "guy" who sent her pics and looked like a model (cos he was one). Every time they arranged to meet "he" would cry off. After some investigation, my friend discovered he was a crazy middle aged woman 😱.
Lol omg. Did she call her out?
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Oh yeah she did. The thing is, i don't know how she fell for the pics....it was obvious they were fake.
I don't do IG, but was catfished once on FB, by someone who looked like a proper family man.
He sent me a video of him masturbating. I blocked him, but the video was still in my messenger! Back then, it was not obvious how to delete something in messenger. Each time I tried to delete it, the video started playing, lol!
I ended up sending a rage message to FB, something like: "How many times do I have to watch his wanker before I find out how to delete your bloody messenger shit, you wankers....—!!!!
I never accepted a random friend request since.
I don't do IG, but was catfished once on FB, by someone who looked like a proper family man.
He sent me a video of him masturbating. I blocked him, but the video was still in my messenger! Back then, it was not obvious how to delete something in messenger. Each time I tried to delete it, the video started playing, lol!
I ended up sending a rage message to FB, something like: "How many times do I have to watch his wanker before I find out how to delete your bloody messenger shit, you wankers....—!!!!
I never accepted a random friend request since.
Repetitive wanking syndrome
😆
How do you know it's a catfish? Is it a stranger?
Yes, I get lots of requests to add on ig, but I don't accept. Anyways, this one was following one of my old bffs, so I was wondering if he was someone met through her. So I sent a request to follow him vs accepting his.
He is definitely a catfish, I can tell by the language he uses in the messages he has sent.
Why would you entertain a strange catfish at all? Isn't that potentially dangerous?
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It's not dangerous bc he has zero access to my account or personal info.
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend was catfished by a "guy" who sent her pics and looked like a model (cos he was one). Every time they arranged to meet "he" would cry off. After some investigation, my friend discovered he was a crazy middle aged woman 😱.
Man! I'd be tempted to go beat her ass.
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My friend was mad, but the woman was mentally ill, saying she was on medication and depressed ....
i wish someone tried to catfish me
nobody goes to great lengths to impress anymore
when he doesn't try to trick me a bit, i feel like he's not exerting enough effort
but when he's too transparent about it, it feels fake and i'd block him
that's my take on it
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend was catfished by a "guy" who sent her pics and looked like a model (cos he was one). Every time they arranged to meet "he" would cry off. After some investigation, my friend discovered he was a crazy middle aged woman 😱.
Man! I'd be tempted to go beat her ass.
My friend was mad, but the woman was mentally ill, saying she was on medication and depressed ....
I would be like, "yeah? Well, so am I, asshole!"
There was a really funny episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia about this.
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I've never seen that, I'll have to check it out....
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend was catfished by a "guy" who sent her pics and looked like a model (cos he was one). Every time they arranged to meet "he" would cry off. After some investigation, my friend discovered he was a crazy middle aged woman 😱.
Man! I'd be tempted to go beat her ass.
My friend was mad, but the woman was mentally ill, saying she was on medication and depressed ....
I would be like, "yeah? Well, so am I, asshole!"
There was a really funny episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia about this.
I've never seen that, I'll have to check it out....
I recommend that you watch a clip first. I have a feeling you would mostly hate it.
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Will do, thanks Phantom...
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend was catfished by a "guy" who sent her pics and looked like a model (cos he was one). Every time they arranged to meet "he" would cry off. After some investigation, my friend discovered he was a crazy middle aged woman 😱.
Man! I'd be tempted to go beat her ass.
My friend was mad, but the woman was mentally ill, saying she was on medication and depressed ....
I would be like, "yeah? Well, so am I, asshole!"
There was a really funny episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia about this.
I've never seen that, I'll have to check it out....
I recommend that you watch a clip first. I have a feeling you would mostly hate it.
Will do, thanks Phantom...
No problem. I know you like The Young Ones, so you can handle crass humor, but these characters are also really mean to each other.
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You can't get meaner than Eddie and Richie lol 😂
Ask him what bra size he takes and does he have heavy periods?
Lol
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend was catfished by a "guy" who sent her pics and looked like a model (cos he was one). Every time they arranged to meet "he" would cry off. After some investigation, my friend discovered he was a crazy middle aged woman 😱.
Man! I'd be tempted to go beat her ass.
My friend was mad, but the woman was mentally ill, saying she was on medication and depressed ....
I would be like, "yeah? Well, so am I, asshole!"
There was a really funny episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia about this.
I've never seen that, I'll have to check it out....
I recommend that you watch a clip first. I have a feeling you would mostly hate it.
Will do, thanks Phantom...
No problem. I know you like The Young Ones, so you can handle crass humor, but these characters are also really mean to each other.
You can't get meaner than Eddie and Richie lol 😂
You have a point. 😂
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Lol
Send him your amazon wishlist and tell him your love language is gifts lmao
Send him your amazon wishlist and tell him your love language is gifts lmao
By far the best idea of them all. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is it even possible to be catfish'ed in 2019?
Lol I’ve been getting a lot of weird requests on FB and IG lately. One experience was enough.. I don’t add random people I don’t know anymore.
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So, I had a guy add me on ig. I haven't accepted, I sent a follow request. He is definitely a catfish.
He is messaging me, wants to get to know me. Lol
I've never entertained a catfish, what should I say? I want to just be direct and call him out but I also am curious how far he will go.