What would your personal hell be like?

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by _Dazed on Friday, September 27, 2019 and has 28 replies.

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@_Dazed
7 Years10,000+ Posts

I have a few..

1. Every bit of food in hell has ketchup on it.

2. Forced to drive for all eternity, behind someone doing 10 miles below the speed limit.

3. The only website on the internet is a message board, with the sole user being Firebunny.

4. Having your asshole and mouth switch places.

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@VenusAquarius
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by _Dazed

I have a few..

1. Every bit of food in hell has ketchup on it.

2. Forced to drive for all eternity, behind someone doing 10 miles below the speed limit.

3. The only website on the internet is a message board, with the sole user being Firebunny.

4. Having your asshole and mouth switch places.

LOL, really good.

Need to think. There's so much hell on earth that I supress already...

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@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts

All of my favorite travel destinations where I landed but couldn’t leave the airport.

All of my favorite food that was cooked to perfection but I was only able to smell and not taste.

Having sex and never being able to orgasm

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@VenusAquarius
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by VenusAquarius

One week wardrobe, 5 outfits, forced to rotate forever.

this would be my dream

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Lol, I remember.

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@MyStarsShine
10 Years25,000+ Posts

*Living in a skyrise in the middle of a city

*Sharing my bed with a bloke that snores all night (torture)

*Being made to live in England again

*Having to handle snakes whilst on the top of a very tall building😳

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by _Dazed

I have a few..

1. Every bit of food in hell has ketchup on it.

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1. Nothing but Tosh.0 showing on TV

2. The only music option to listen to is Trisha Paytas singing

3. A world where you could only drink warm/hot drinks

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@Haruuka
8 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by HighAnds

the only literature in the world is written by maiden's poet co worker

I cried 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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@Haruuka
8 Years1,000+ Posts

My personal hell will be:

1- life with jealous/abusive man

2-life without yoga and coffee

3-the trolls are real people

4-a lot of Pisces

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@_Dazed
7 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by FuckItWhatever

or all of my favorite teams are shit for all eternity

You'd be a Colorado Avalanche fan, eh?

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@CuddleBug1288
14 Years1,000+ PostsSagittarius

Being confined, restrained, limited, etc..(in any capacity)..

Having to listen to arguing and not be able to tell everyone involved to shut the fuck up..

Being able to smell food, but not actually get to eat it..

Having my hands, or feet, tapping and being antsy in general with no way of actually doin anything productive or to release that energy..

Hmm idk, prob have more but these are a start lol 🙃

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@Gemitati
11 Years25,000+ Posts

Being separated from a sexy man by hairline

Being chased by man with a huge fully erected dick and being faster than him

Being caught by a sexy man with erected dick and find out I don’t have a vagina...

Etc...😂😂😂😂

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@Soul
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I would fall into hell and feel like I was falling for years. Then once I hit the ground it would feel like every bone in my body was broke, but I would still be forced to walk. I would then walk until fell into another pit, this time of boiling blood. Floating all around me would be the mangled and dismembered corpses of every single person I knew and loved. The light above would start to fade, and I would be left in complete darkness with nothing more then the sound of flies.

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@Gemitati
11 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by VenusAquarius

Being married to a coward... the kind that would drop a baby on concrete to save his own ass.

I didn’t know hell is like a LV where you can marry an coward and other assholes🤔

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@Gemitati
11 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by Soul I would fall into hell and feel like I was falling for years. Then once I hit the ground it would feel like every bone in my body was broke, but I would still be forced to walk. I would then walk until fell into another pit, this time of boiling blood. Floating all around me would be the mangled and dismembered corpses of every single person I knew and loved. The light above would start to fade, and I would be left in complete darkness with nothing more then the sound of flies.

Do you want my bf contact info? You could write bestseller together...🤦‍♀️🧟‍♀️

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@Whorpio
9 Years5,000+ Posts

The day I broke my wrist, on a never ending loop (like everyday I “wake up” it resets as that day).

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@Ram416
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Soul I would fall into hell and feel like I was falling for years. Then once I hit the ground it would feel like every bone in my body was broke, but I would still be forced to walk. I would then walk until fell into another pit, this time of boiling blood. Floating all around me would be the mangled and dismembered corpses of every single person I knew and loved. The light above would start to fade, and I would be left in complete darkness with nothing more then the sound of flies.

Do you want my bf contact info? You could write bestseller together...🤦‍♀️🧟‍♀️

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I suggest horror sci-fi

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@Gemitati
11 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by Ram416

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Soul I would fall into hell and feel like I was falling for years. Then once I hit the ground it would feel like every bone in my body was broke, but I would still be forced to walk. I would then walk until fell into another pit, this time of boiling blood. Floating all around me would be the mangled and dismembered corpses of every single person I knew and loved. The light above would start to fade, and I would be left in complete darkness with nothing more then the sound of flies.

Do you want my bf contact info? You could write bestseller together...🤦‍♀️🧟‍♀️

I suggest horror sci-fi

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Easy. Shit will freeze on the way out! 🤦‍♀️😂😂

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@SeaLion
8 Years1,000+ Posts

Surrounded by spiders

Surrounded by roaches

No cats

Watching the love of my life make love to other women over and over and over again

The Zombie apocalypse

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