DXP Survivor 2014 Part VIII (Page 3)

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by StoicGoat on Wednesday, April 23, 2014 and has 133 replies.

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

I want to bring up my point again since no one is around to reply to any..since they are all dead by Keyser Soze by now (dead, sleeping with the fishes..same thing)

Posted by Damnata
Btw if I don't win this, you all realize no one will make it through this night.

*do you hear me, Stoic?*

So, since it's only Damnata and Stoic at this point, I won this and I won Survivor by death of all of my opponents.

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@NotYourAverageAquarius
13 Years5,000+ PostsAquarius

Posted by Wynter

Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius

Posted by StoicGoat

Posted by aquariuslove14

Posted by StoicGoat
I fail to comprehend what about Leo makes you chicks drool all over yourselves at the sight of him.

Well of course you dont comprehend...

Dude looks like a schmuck.

Dudes not a leo he's a Goddamn Scorp dafuck you people get your info?

LOL! Nobody called Leo a Leo! Leonardo DiCaprio....yanno... Leo for short?

Hahaha

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Whoops.. ^.^
Flew right over my head

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@Damnata
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Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius

Posted by Damnata

Posted by TwirlingStrawberry

Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius

Dudes not a leo he's a Goddamn Scorp dafuck you people get your info?

I had the best giggle so far today.

/dead

See what I meant with the fixed signs topic? They just go wrong and strong all the way 😄

Well at least you know who you can count on... We're quite dependable!
😉

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Oh I am not disputing that in any way, shape or form 😄

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@lisabethur8
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Posted by GetMisted

Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius

Posted by StoicGoat

Posted by aquariuslove14

Posted by StoicGoat
I fail to comprehend what about Leo makes you chicks drool all over yourselves at the sight of him.

Well of course you dont comprehend...

Dude looks like a schmuck.

Dudes not a leo he's a Goddamn Scorp dafuck you people get your info?

His name is Leo, you nitty.
But he is a Scorpio. I think with a Leo moon?

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lol @ the 'get your info right'. Leonardo's got a libra moon. it's in the 1st house (aries).

not every woman goes ga-ga over him. he looks like a baby boy in his younger years. feels like the women would be robbing the cradle. now he's got some maturity in his face though.

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by StoicGoat

Posted by Damnata
If you notice carefully Stoic, Keyser ain't even looking at him lol.

No reason to pay attention to someone who's about to be turned into an example.

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Stoic do you know who Keyser Soze reminds me of?

Let me tell you a true story. I hope you are familiar with the name of Dolph "Ivan motherfucking Drago" Lundgren.

"It started off like any other house robbery in one of Spain's ritziest gated communities. Two thieves armed themselves with knives and made their way into a house filled to the brim with rich guy stuff, only to find a young, attractive woman home alone. So they quickly tied her up and began to threaten and taunt her, as bad guys are apt to do.

Yeah, these guys tried robbing Dolph "Ivan motherfucking Drago"' Lundgren's home and threatened his wife.

This man could break your neck with his tongue, tear your heart out with his eyelashes and kick you in the dick with enough force to leave a mushroom-shaped hole in the brick wall behind you. Standing at six and a half feet tall, with degree in chemical engineering, an IQ of 160 and a black belt in karate, we're not sure why he didn't sense his home was in danger and simply explode into the room.

The criminals have yet to be caught, but it's probably punishment enough that each lives with the certainty that one day, he'll bend over the bathroom sink to splash water on his face, lift up his head and in the mirror see that Ivan Drago is standing directly behind him."