
AfternoonDelights22
@AfternoonDelights22
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Now taking applications to be on DXP: The Reality Series
Who wants to star (with Dazed) on this trashy reality series
Time to take your DXP Beefs to the small screen
Not afraid to show your face?
Not afraid to not use the potato app to block your face?
Not afraid to yell at your least favorite DXPers?
Always wanted to call Dazed a cunt to his face?
Now is your chance. Apply now!
https://voca.ro/gDlc8ivoS6Y![]()
Done...what did I win?
But his face isnt here so its not to his face...yet
You don't have everything set up yet so I can...I had to improvise. 🤷🏼♀️
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Posted by nanorobot
Do y’all like my new tagline? Too much? Too soon? Tell me how you feel.

Posted by brianafay
Can’t because I am now a zoo owner 🐒
But I’d be good for just a buncha shit talking with my favorite Leeb mooners

Posted by brianafay
I go way too hard for people tbh especially given how entirely fuckin annoying I am myself

Posted by brianafay
I go way too hard for people tbh especially given how entirely fuckin annoying I am myself




Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by brianafay
Can’t because I am now a zoo owner 🐒
But I’d be good for just a buncha shit talking with my favorite Leeb mooners
You can be supporting cast if u have the timeclick to expand

Posted by brianafayPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by brianafay
Can’t because I am now a zoo owner 🐒
But I’d be good for just a buncha shit talking with my favorite Leeb mooners
You can be supporting cast if u have the time
Oh perfect. I’m always great at weighing in on shit that has nothing to do with meclick to expand

Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by MissScruffs
wheres mafiaclick to expand

Posted by xoxflutePosted by AfternoonDelights22
Time to take your DXP Beefs to the small screen
*looks at her empty basket of DXP Beefs*click to expand

Posted by xoxflutePosted by AfternoonDelights22
Time to take your DXP Beefs to the small screen
*looks at her empty basket of DXP Beefs*click to expand

Posted by Wild_Flo
I eat a lot for my small size so I better not hear trash talkin about my snacking habits lol
Just mind ya business

Posted by Wild_FloPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Wild_Flo
I eat a lot for my small size so I better not hear trash talkin about my snacking habits lol
Just mind ya business
I hear DXP beef is the best snack
When will you be starting this?click to expand

Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Soul
I'm personally a fan of you and dazed, but if a dxpnet game comes up I'm 100% down. I'm also not going to get myself banned in the liddl of the next game I play 😉
But will you play a game on camera?click to expand

Posted by SoulPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Soul
I'm personally a fan of you and dazed, but if a dxpnet game comes up I'm 100% down. I'm also not going to get myself banned in the liddl of the next game I play 😉
But will you play a game on camera?
Hell yea. My life is already a sitcom as it is. I would love to record myself.
*existential despair and crying* "OMG I need to quit drinking and get my life together. Here is how you do it." *2 months of exercise and not drinking followed by more existential despair and crying* " I've lost 20 pounds, and I'm an adult and can handle one bottle like everyone else if I want. Relapse is not a real thing. *existential despair and crying* "I'm drinking every day, binge eating, fat again, and my life is a disaster." *existential despair and crying* "Omg I need to get my life together." Look at my hobbies. Look at my pet. She is amazing. Look at how much im exercising again. Look at what I can accomplish. Look at how I've advanced as a human. Look at how much I've grown. *existential despair and crying* "I'm drinking every day, binge eating, fat, and my life is a disaster again."
I don't even need the pandemic as an excuse, I just live that life.click to expand

Posted by _DazedPosted by justagirlPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by _Dazed
How do you win?
Whoever calls Dazed a cunt the most during the shooting
https://voca.ro/22uVrShteJn
https://voca.ro/01j1zdLjPtT<div class="bqfade">click to expand




Posted by ItsSupes2Posted by nikkistar
Would I be allowed to makeup dxp beef for the sheer purpose of leeb mooning?
Happens on the daily here. Go hard or go homeclick to expand

Posted by Sailor_Mars
I'd join but would feel like those Eastern European people in 90 days fiancé

Posted by nikkistar
Would I be allowed to makeup dxp beef for the sheer purpose of leeb mooning?

Posted by Arielle83
I’ve done all the above.
I think.

Posted by FactCheck
I think I'd be really boring lol. Everything's closed. What would I have to do? Shave for y'all?

Posted by Arielle83Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Arielle83
I’ve done all the above.
I think.
Your in then
Your tome zone may make it hard but we'll try
What am I In though?click to expand


Posted by FactCheckPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by FactCheck
I think I'd be really boring lol. Everything's closed. What would I have to do? Shave for y'all?
Yes. Shave outback in the sunlight even tho this will take place at night. But youre a virgo im sure you can make it work.
Or maybe nikki can spin some beef for you
Okay I will try and we'll see how the ratings goclick to expand

Posted by Sailor_MarsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Sailor_Mars
I'd join but would feel like those Eastern European people in 90 days fiancé
That could make for a lot of fun zoom ins every time you feel awkward
fun is relative in this situationclick to expand

Posted by 40Caliber
Is there room for a science nerd in this series?

Posted by Sailor_MarsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Sailor_MarsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Sailor_Mars
I'd join but would feel like those Eastern European people in 90 days fiancé
That could make for a lot of fun zoom ins every time you feel awkward
fun is relative in this situation
what is fun for eastern europeans
who knows. my people are more Mediterranean and colleric by temper...click to expand


Posted by LaPetiteEtoilePosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by 40Caliber
Is there room for a science nerd in this series?
yes but does the science nerd have beef with the unscientific dxpers?
Will there be some sort of competition or strategy or is it just show up and talk shit?click to expand

Posted by Yodi
Can I be a shady production member? Or the host like Andy Cohen?..

Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Yodi
Can I be a shady production member? Or the host like Andy Cohen?..
You can host the aftershow like Andy Cohen if you want but you have to use your real voiceclick to expand

Posted by Sailor_MarsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Sailor_MarsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Sailor_MarsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Sailor_Mars
I'd join but would feel like those Eastern European people in 90 days fiancé
That could make for a lot of fun zoom ins every time you feel awkward
fun is relative in this situation
what is fun for eastern europeans
who knows. my people are more Mediterranean and colleric by temper...
do americans get on your nerves
People in general get on my nerves, including myself. But yes...some things irritate me...if we talk about the show - the typical this is America, you're in America now shit is so ignorant and annoying...they show massive levels of ignorance but somehow think they know all, because this is America...Oh and I remember a blog about my country by an American woman. Basically she was fat and when she came here for summer and saw our women she went bashing on us...how we smoke and she then went on a diet and....oh it was sooooo cringe. like they want to convince you that they are the cultivated one... and you do that in a city where the oldest known remains are from 6th century b.c.click to expand

Posted by YodiPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Yodi
Can I be a shady production member? Or the host like Andy Cohen?..
You can host the aftershow like Andy Cohen if you want but you have to use your real voice
Okay deal ✊🏿.. I'll use my real voice and ask all the juicy questions.click to expand

Posted by LaPetiteEtoilePosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by LaPetiteEtoilePosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by 40Caliber
Is there room for a science nerd in this series?
yes but does the science nerd have beef with the unscientific dxpers?
Will there be some sort of competition or strategy or is it just show up and talk shit?
I can make it a game if more people want it to be a game than show up and talk shit. It can be DXP The Challenge: Rivals lol
but id rather it be a documentary (mockumentary) on DXP Beefs tbh lol
Something in the middle sounds greatclick to expand

Posted by Black-MambaPosted by YodiPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Yodi
Can I be a shady production member? Or the host like Andy Cohen?..
You can host the aftershow like Andy Cohen if you want but you have to use your real voice
Okay deal ✊🏿.. I'll use my real voice and ask all the juicy questions.
where you been whats new?click to expand



Posted by _Dazed
98% of those saying they are doing this are gonna back once they realize their face will be on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook post production.


Posted by LaPetiteEtoilePosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by _Dazed
98% of those saying they are doing this are gonna back once they realize their face will be on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook post production.
I know
not on facebook tho
Whuuut?! I can understand YouTube but why twitter?
Can I wear a disguise?click to expand

Posted by LaPetiteEtoilePosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by LaPetiteEtoilePosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by _Dazed
98% of those saying they are doing this are gonna back once they realize their face will be on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook post production.
I know
not on facebook tho
Whuuut?! I can understand YouTube but why twitter?
Can I wear a disguise?
It wont be on twitter
It will be strictly dxp and youtube
and no
Ah okay. That I’m okay with.
So I can’t wear one of my wigs? 🥺click to expand

Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by _Dazed
98% of those saying they are doing this are gonna back once they realize their face will be on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook post production.
I know
not on facebook thoclick to expand

Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by LaPetiteEtoilePosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by _Dazed
98% of those saying they are doing this are gonna back once they realize their face will be on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook post production.
I know
not on facebook tho
Whuuut?! I can understand YouTube but why twitter?
Can I wear a disguise?
It wont be on twitter
It will be strictly dxp and youtube
and noclick to expand

Posted by Wild_FloPosted by _DazedPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by _Dazed
98% of those saying they are doing this are gonna back once they realize their face will be on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook post production.
I know
not on facebook tho
I'mma post it on my FB.
Noclick to expand
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