@HeavyEntertainmentShow
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DXPers as WWE Superstars (proper section)
@Arielle83
that's Sunny in her heyday.......you don't wanna see her now, believe me.
Posted by Arielle83
Omg terramine and gemitati haaaDo I get water gun cuz I like to piss on ppl?
......sure, or piss them off. Whichever works lol.
Gemitati was a no-brainer lol, but CC is the one that cracked me up the most. It's too damn bad they didn't capitalize on Alicia Fox's crazy gimmick.
Dastardly LOL
I thought he was a guy.......but since you wanna go Melina, "she" is closer to the early feral version.
Posted by SendInTheClowns
OH EM GEE!!Why am I both Randy and Dolph?
Triple H isn't right for you, J. I bring you 'The Gift of Y2Jelle', drink it in maaaaaaaaan!
You sneaky mofo!!! I'm gonna put that in.
And erm......you know you could've asked me that in person, I'm like in the next room
Posted by Ravishing
blackphase
Yeah it's gewwwwwd, let's get Rated R like her boy Xavier Wood.
@ravishing help me out here, I can't figure out who to assign this one to.
I suppose Patterson and Brisco could've been Ands and Firebunny.
@LePetitFisk
and they're both Pisces lmao
Dibs on Macho Man Randy Savage 😆
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
@ravishing help me out here, I can't figure out who to assign this one to.
I suppose Patterson and Brisco could've been Ands and Firebunny.
That would be Gemitati
*giggles*
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I know but Mae Young was a much more perfect fit.
Need I say more?
Posted by norelationshipgoals
I am Owen Hart
Stay away from heights
Omg I laughed so hard 😆 😆
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
*DISCLAIMER*No mean-spirited ribbing intended, this is pure satire. Feel free to make your own contributions on which superstars, past or present, your fellow DXPers really are like.
Effy - Rico (duuuuuuuuuh!)
@CaramelizedCoffee - "crazy" Alicia Fox (just a random thought.....)
Hydorah - Zeb Colter (same age bracket)
@Soul - Undertaker (ooooh mysterious!)
@Prince_Pisces - Sasha Banks (cuz he's fabulous!!!)
Gemitati - Mae Young (oh how fitting)
Queenlicia - Beth Phoenix (she has big teeth)
Terramine - Hornswoggle (the resemblance is uncanny, total Mini Me)
Busyeyes - Steph McJugs (or at least what she wants to be)
Ands - Gillberg (self-explanatory)
@Firebunny - Damien Sandow (I wonder why........)
Cloudy - Emma (hey it could've been a lot worse)
@LittleFairy - Jillian Hall (fruitloop lol)
Arielle - Sunny (she likes to sit on people's faces)
MagicMona - Luna Vachon (needs no explanation)
Jed - Ziggler/Orton (because he's a physically gifted show-off)
H.E.S. - Chris Jericho (several gelatinous tapeworms have told me over the years that I remind them of heel Jericho)
the Gift of Jelle, drink it in maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
@LePetitFisk - Gail Kim (and not because they're both Asian, but they're both Fishes)
Dastardly - Melina (draw your own conclusions)
@tiziani - Steve Blackman (both men of few words)
@LePewp - The Crock (I just came from the bathroom, and phewwww you should've smelled what he was cookin!)
@Mr_Pinchy - the Nacho Mayun
@TheTinMan - Ahmed Johnson (I guess he wants that mouth-to-mouth from Goldust...any dibs on him?)
@blvckphase - Paige (because.......ask Effy.......)
@TaurusInShania - Shaniqua (because.......uh.......DUUUUUUUH!!!)
lmaoooo.... omg! you know everyone takes me as being a dominant and i am as meek as can be in bed lol... but to the outside world im a beast hahahaha... ill take it, ill whoop that ass ayyyye lol
Posted by Ravishing
OH MY GOD I am fucking dead @TaurusInShania being Shaniqua. LOL.
ME TOO HAHAHA...
it had me laughing watching the clip.
Posted by Ravishing
OH MY GOD I am fucking dead @TaurusInShania being Shaniqua. LOL.
I was gonna go with Jacqueline, but for some reason Shaniqua felt more right to me.
OMG I WANT ONE!
Is there a basic librarian type wrestler out there for my spirit animal?
Posted by Andalusia
OMG I WANT ONE!Is there a basic librarian type wrestler out there for my spirit animal?
Sure there is. Ivory
The second one is her reaction to the Gemitati granny going wild & exposing her (prosthetics) breasts on live tv. She was a very reluctant participant to that live swimsuit contest and she campaigned against "scantily clad women" who, she believes, cheapened the WWF product by cheapening themselves. And she started dressing like a librarian.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Andalusia
OMG I WANT ONE!Is there a basic librarian type wrestler out there for my spirit animal?
Sure there is. Ivory
The second one is her reaction to the Gemitati granny going wild & exposing her (prosthetics) breasts on live tv. She was a very reluctant participant to that live swimsuit contest and she campaigned against "scantily clad women" who, she believes, cheapened the WWF product by cheapening themselves. And she started dressing like a librarian.
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Fuck Yas!
Posted by Ravishing
Who would be my queen Trish?!
And what about Lita?
Lita & Trish kicked serious ass. All the chicks here got no game. The shoes don't fit.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
@LePetitFisk
and they're both Pisces lmao
Is she scratching an itch? ...cause i can def do it much bettter.
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Vid or it didn't happen.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
*DISCLAIMER*Hydorah - Zeb Colter (same age bracket)
Who is that in the cape though?
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Cesaro.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
*DISCLAIMER*No mean-spirited ribbing intended, this is pure satire. Feel free to make your own contributions on which superstars, past or present, your fellow DXPers really are like.
@LittleFairy - Jillian Hall (fruitloop lol)
the Gift of Jelle, drink it in maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
I'm No where near sassy enough.
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*DISCLAIMER*
No mean-spirited ribbing intended, this is pure satire. Feel free to make your own contributions on which superstars, past or present, your fellow DXPers really are like.
Effy - Rico (duuuuuuuuuh!)
@CaramelizedCoffee - "crazy" Alicia Fox (just a random thought.....)
Hydorah - Zeb Colter (same age bracket)
@Soul - Undertaker (ooooh mysterious!)
@Prince_Pisces - Sasha Banks (cuz he's fabulous!!!)
Gemitati - Mae Young (oh how fitting)
Queenlicia - Beth Phoenix (she has big teeth)
@Terramine - Hornswoggle (the resemblance is uncanny, total Mini Me)
Busyeyes - Steph McJugs (or at least what she wants to be)
Ands - Gillberg (self-explanatory)
@Firebunny - Damien Sandow (I wonder why........)
Cloudy - Emma (hey it could've been a lot worse)
@LittleFairy - Jillian Hall (fruitloop lol)
Arielle - Sunny (she likes to sit on people's faces)
MagicMona - Luna Vachon (needs no explanation)
Jed - Ziggler/Orton (because he's a physically gifted show-off)
H.E.S. - Chris Jericho (several gelatinous tapeworms have told me over the years that I remind them of heel Jericho)
the Gift of Jelle, drink it in maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
@LePetitFisk - Gail Kim (and not because they're both Asian, but they're both Fishes)
Dastardly - Melina (draw your own conclusions)
@tiziani - Steve Blackman (both men of few words)
@LePewp - The Crock (I just came from the bathroom, and phewwww you should've smelled what he was cookin!)
@Mr_Pinchy - the Nacho Mayun
@TheTinMan - Ahmed Johnson (I guess he wants that mouth-to-mouth from Goldust...any dibs on him?)
@blvckphase - Paige (because.......ask Effy.......)
@TaurusInShania - Shaniqua (because.......uh.......DUUUUUUUH!!!)