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F*ckgirls Musical.ly for the straight guy
It becomes a turn off for me if it's obvious they're trying too hard.
Posted by Ram416
It becomes a turn off for me if it's obvious they're trying too hard.
That's the case with 100% of those. What would a NOT try-hard f*ckgirl look like to you?
Posted by Vageenka
Why do people do this shit? This musical.ly shit is so cringey.
Those aren't even the worst ones. You should see the f*ckboys. Facepalm is imprinted onto my skull.
Posted by AdmiralCrabbyPatterson
Posted by Ram416
It becomes a turn off for me if it's obvious they're trying too hard.
What if she was trying too hard?
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Try hard or not, still not my type lol
Posted by AdmiralCrabbyPatterson
@ram416Tell me. Did you like my music video because you actually listened to the song and it's lyrics or was because the model Marianne Schröder is totally your type?
Not into blondes.
What does that tell you? 😄
Posted by Ram416
Posted by AdmiralCrabbyPatterson
@ram416Tell me. Did you like my music video because you actually listened to the song and it's lyrics or was because the model Marianne Schröder is totally your type?
Not into blondes.
What does that tell you? 😄
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And for the record, I'm a BIG Röyksopp fan.
Posted by ChrisIsKodak
Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
Posted by AdmiralCrabbyPatterson
Posted by Ram416
Posted by AdmiralCrabbyPatterson
@ram416Tell me. Did you like my music video because you actually listened to the song and it's lyrics or was because the model Marianne Schröder is totally your type?
Not into blondes.
What does that tell you? 😄
Red heads. And glorious red firecrotch that comes into view when going down quicker than a submarine trying to sink a battleship.
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I already addressed you.
One name.
Röyksopp.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
Posted by AbbyNormal
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
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He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol
I'm corny fuck it.
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Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol
I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
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Because.
Posted by Vageenka
Why do people do this shit? This musical.ly shit is so cringey.
They weren't hugged enough as children.
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I agree that Musical.ly is cringey as fuck, but the guy in the video is equally cringey.
Is his voice real tho
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I agree that Musical.ly is cringey as fuck, but the guy in the video is equally cringey.
Eh not one of his best, but he's British so his humor is different to yours. And I'd still fuck the daylights out of him lol. What can I say, I have a thing for smooth British boys.
Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol
I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
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We do, that's the problem.
Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol
I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
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Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.
Posted by rockyroadicecream
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I agree that Musical.ly is cringey as fuck, but the guy in the video is equally cringey.
Is his voice real tho
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He's British, so yes.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by AbbyNormal
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
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ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol
I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.
Lol there's enough drama queen cancers. Male and female. I like nice stuff and nice people and making memes. Take it or leave it lol
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Beefcake.
Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol
I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.
Lol there's enough drama queen cancers. Male and female. I like nice stuff and nice people and making memes. Take it or leave it lol
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Take what? I told you, you don't raise me uuuuuuuuuup
have you seen his full chart? what are his other major placements out of curiosity?
Posted by AbbyNormal
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Posted by AbbyNormal
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
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I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol
I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.
Lol there's enough drama queen cancers. Male and female. I like nice stuff and nice people and making memes. Take it or leave it lol
Take what? I told you, you don't raise me uuuuuuuuuup
I'm going to bed now.
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Too late, I can see your cheshire cat grin from here
Nitey nite, Cheshie
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Posted by AbbyNormal
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by AbbyNormal
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
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if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha
and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
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Posted by ChrisIsKodak
Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol
I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.
Lol there's enough drama queen cancers. Male and female. I like nice stuff and nice people and making memes. Take it or leave it lol
Take what? I told you, you don't raise me uuuuuuuuuup
I'm going to bed now.
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Yes go to bed, beefcake. You'll need the strength to lift women above your head tomorrow. 😈
Posted by AbbyNormal
have you seen his full chart? what are his other major placements out of curiosity?
Posted by AbbyNormal
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Posted by AbbyNormal
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Posted by AbbyNormal
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha
and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
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Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
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Posted by AbbyNormal
have you seen his full chart? what are his other major placements out of curiosity?
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bitter much?! awww poor brokenhearted guy.... my ma was a libra sun cancer moon and never got over my dad who left her after over 25 years of marriage with two adopted kids... she was bitter but loved him til the day she died. only dated a couple men after they divorced and you could see it in her eyes she was never over him. might be my experience with this combo but by the looks of ALL his major aspects, it reeks of BITTER which I'm glad he's using comedy as an outlet haha. he's good at channeling it that way at least!
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Posted by AbbyNormal
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Posted by AbbyNormal
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha
and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
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NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!
and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha
and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!
and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
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Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"
(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.
What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.
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Posted by AbbyNormal
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha
and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!
and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"
(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.
What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha
and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!
and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"
(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.
What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.
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and, long story short, I've been sort of living under a rock gaming wise after breaking up with my fiancé about 2+ years ago now...
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha
and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!
and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"
(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.
What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.
and, long story short, I've been sort of living under a rock gaming wise after breaking up with my fiancé about 2+ years ago now...
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Well what better time to get back into it? The male & female protagonists are now brother & sister, so no more maleShep and femShep. Scott and Sara Ryder. Squadmates include a Krogan battlemaster, a female Turian, a wacko Asari (who is a mix of Jack & Tali), a middle-aged human female and a young human guy.
Way too much info to include here but there's ton of trailers and here's a 17-minute "loyalty mission" where you recruit the wacko Asari Peebee (aka the Hamburglar). This is pre-release footage so it's fairly new.
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha
and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!
and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"
(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.
What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.
and, long story short, I've been sort of living under a rock gaming wise after breaking up with my fiancé about 2+ years ago now...
Well what better time to get back into it? The male & female protagonists are now brother & sister, so no more maleShep and femShep. Scott and Sara Ryder. Squadmates include a Krogan battlemaster, a female Turian, a wacko Asari (who is a mix of Jack & Tali), a middle-aged human female and a young human guy.
Way too much info to include here but there's ton of trailers and here's a 17-minute "loyalty mission" where you recruit the wacko Asari Peebee (aka the Hamburglar). This is pre-release footage so it's fairly new.
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.
ROFL that gif tho! ?
i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?
And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha
and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!
and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"
(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.
What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.
and, long story short, I've been sort of living under a rock gaming wise after breaking up with my fiancé about 2+ years ago now...
Well what better time to get back into it? The male & female protagonists are now brother & sister, so no more maleShep and femShep. Scott and Sara Ryder. Squadmates include a Krogan battlemaster, a female Turian, a wacko Asari (who is a mix of Jack & Tali), a middle-aged human female and a young human guy.
Way too much info to include here but there's ton of trailers and here's a 17-minute "loyalty mission" where you recruit the wacko Asari Peebee (aka the Hamburglar). This is pre-release footage so it's fairly new.
—??
click to expand
Don't know how much of the original trilogy you've played, but this is supposed to be the galaxy's attempt at expanding our horizons and potentially colonizing other worlds outside of the Milky Way. So they put together the Andromeda Initiative where a few hundred thousand of each species will depart their homeworlds & assist with colonization of planets in Andromeda galaxy.
This is Bioware's way of retconning the trainwreck that is Mass Effect 3's ending, so the whole Andromeda armada leaves the Milky Way after the events of Mass Effect 1. The journey takes several hundred years (everyone is in cryo-stasis) so by the time they arrive, the original trilogy doesn't matter. But not everything goes according to plan........and that's where Mass Effect Andromeda picks it up from.
Posted by SomeSortOfMermaid
Musically is honestly the most cringe app ever
You sound like someone who's cringing over their own contributions to the app 😄
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
I think I need to download this app and explore my inner music diva.
And then post it all here
Posted by Vageenka
Why do people do this shit? This musical.ly shit is so cringey.
M.I.L.L.E.N.I.A.L. .".C.U.LT.U.R.E.".
Posted by Vageenka
Why do people do this shit? This musical.ly shit is so cringey.
Believe it or not, popular musical.ly celebrities get PAID. People think these girls are stupid, like they did Paris Hilton, when they are playing the game and winning.
The irony is that, he is garnering success from his talk about music.ly, which is the social media platform whose popularity he resents.
It's a game and, although he hates it, he is actually a player - because hating the game is his schtick.
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.
To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
This is Mike Fox's chart for the curious baes.