Answer honestly please.
Have you ever kicked a pregnant woman?
What the fuck
Scorpio moon talk
Posted by _DazedPosted by Librasetting777
What the fuck
Answer the question.click to expand
the answer is no.
Posted by Librasetting777Posted by _DazedPosted by Librasetting777
What the fuck
Answer the question.
the answer is no.click to expand
Stop lying.
Posted by Jade_Alexander
Ive been thrown around a few times while pregnant
Not kicked tho
Jesus
😳
By your ex hubbie?
Posted by _DazedPosted by Librasetting777Posted by _DazedPosted by Librasetting777
What the fuck
Answer the question.
the answer is no.
Stop lying.click to expand
I only kick men with beer guts
While in the womb ...I'm sure I kicked the shit outta my mom lol.
Outside of the womb...nope, never have.
Outside of the womb...nope, never have.
Posted by Phantom_Dangus
I can't really recall ever kicking anyone.
Did you consult a lawyer before answering?
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by Phantom_Dangus
I can't really recall ever kicking anyone.
Did you consult a lawyer before answering?
lol
What the fuck you up to? What did I miss?click to expand
Why do I have to be up to something?
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by Phantom_Dangus
I can't really recall ever kicking anyone.
Did you consult a lawyer before answering?
lol
What the fuck you up to? What did I miss?
Why do I have to be up to something?
It just seems like you're up to something.
And I lied. I just remembered that I kicked a dude in the balls once. He deserved it.click to expand
I don't recall being up to anything.
Posted by LostinmyMind11
While in the womb ...I'm sure I kicked the shit outta my mom lol.
Outside of the womb...nope, never have.
Seems like this is the correct answer lol
Posted by HippeeGemPosted by _Dazed
Answer honestly please.
Why would you ask this Dazed? Do you honestly think someone who is so disgusting would admit to it?
Also fuck the people that have done it. I fell when I was pregnant the last time and.. I’m not getting into all of it but I have guilt for falling. If anyone did that on purpose.. take the chair and die.click to expand
Were you a baby in the womb?
Dark humor vs critical thinking
Apparently doesn't fly on dxp
Apparently doesn't fly on dxp
when I was a little kid, we went ice-skating with my mother, she was 8 months pregnant with my brother. I wanted to show off to her, she was standing just next to the frozen pond, and I was in a too fast motion on the ice and couldnt stop and kicked her off her feet and she fell on me
fortunately nothing bad happened
it remained one of the best family story and when my brother does something dumb we say: no wonder 🙂
fortunately nothing bad happened
it remained one of the best family story and when my brother does something dumb we say: no wonder 🙂
Are you mentally disabled?
Posted by mudra_
Pretty sure every one of us giant, walking sperms have kicked tf out of our mother's in the womb. And apprently i loved to rest my feet up in her ribs.
Ty for not being dumb
Yes I have, and I came out 3 weeks early.
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by mudra_
Pretty sure every one of us giant, walking sperms have kicked tf out of our mother's in the womb. And apprently i loved to rest my feet up in her ribs.
Ty for not being dumb
@Araujo97 got that in the third post, and you never said anything about it, so I figured that wasn't it.
Your joke failed, boo. It wasn't funny.click to expand
I liked his post. As did several others.
Get a funny bone, boo.
Posted by LegendsAreBornInNovember
This is a moronic question. But no. Never. Are you serious?
Stop lying.
Posted by Foxy777Posted by mudra_
Lmao at people not getting it.
I get it. I just don't think its funny. The juxtaposition is too white trash.
And I wasn't a kicker. Intrauterine growth restriction from placental insufficiency and preeclampsia. I was only 2lbs at birth.
My mom could feel me move but never felt me kick. She was beginining to wonder if i had legs. Then i was born with the longest spindly legs.
My grandad said i looked like Kermit the frog as a baby.
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51paY2TpOML._SY679_.jpg<div class="bqfade">click to expand
All babies kick.
Posted by Foxy777Posted by _DazedPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by mudra_
Pretty sure every one of us giant, walking sperms have kicked tf out of our mother's in the womb. And apprently i loved to rest my feet up in her ribs.
Ty for not being dumb
@Araujo97 got that in the third post, and you never said anything about it, so I figured that wasn't it.
Your joke failed, boo. It wasn't funny.
Get a funny bone, boo.
When a comedian tells his audience to get a funny bone its time for him to retire.click to expand
Don't you have some women to go slut shame?
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by Foxy777Posted by _DazedPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by mudra_
Pretty sure every one of us giant, walking sperms have kicked tf out of our mother's in the womb. And apprently i loved to rest my feet up in her ribs.
Ty for not being dumb
@Araujo97 got that in the third post, and you never said anything about it, so I figured that wasn't it.
Your joke failed, boo. It wasn't funny.
Get a funny bone, boo.
When a comedian tells his audience to get a funny bone its time for him to retire.
It's not as dire as all that. I just thought I was missing an additional, bigger joke.click to expand
I AM NOT UP TO ANYTHING
Posted by HippeeGemPosted by _DazedPosted by HippeeGemPosted by _Dazed
Answer honestly please.
Why would you ask this Dazed? Do you honestly think someone who is so disgusting would admit to it?
Also fuck the people that have done it. I fell when I was pregnant the last time and.. I’m not getting into all of it but I have guilt for falling. If anyone did that on purpose.. take the chair and die.
Were you a baby in the womb?
Yes Chefclick to expand
Then you've kicked a pregger lady.
I swear you're the only DXPER I would only see post random threads 😂😂😂😂
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