How to be an awful person

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i want to be an awful person for a day, just for the sheer entertainment factor.

i wonder if i could even talk myself into it.

@Jardsi

10 YearsAries

Ask an older person if you can help them cross the road, even though they're clearly not that old.
Stare at a certain point on somebody's face while they're talking, when they ask about it, deny it, then just keep doing it.
Keep saying "Yeah" while somebody is trying to tell a story, say it louder and more regularly as the story goes on.

@firebunny

14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by wagtail
Oh something me and my friends do to each other all the time.
We all smoke- cigarettes.
And you offer to light someone's smoke while talking - usually they're chatting away and they sort of pause while you put the lighter up to their face and they dip the cig in...?
But as they do it, very lightly just breathe on the flame so it goes out every time they bend in for the light.
Just every time.
Straight face.
Just keep doing it. Awgawd it's the smallest thing ever but it's so fun.
Or what I do all the time- always driving always cabbing my friends and giving lifts.
Every time they reach for the door handle you just inch the car forward.
Every time. Don't stop. Wait until they are basically about to explode. Then they stop. They heave their shoulders, they pretend to walk away. They just can't deal with you anymore. So you apologise and you're like stop it just get in.
And then they trust you one more time, and you DO IT AGAIN

wagtail is an odd girl. no zippos?

Posted by Hemispheres
So having sex with a blacked out alcoholic behind a dumpster isn't on the list?

i also forgot to add in the following 6 month jail term

Posted by tiziani
one-up your friends' achievements

This one definitely stands out to me, while the other two were nonsensical.

I have noticed that some of the absolute worst people tend to do this.

You know the type.

Something really interesting happens to you, or is currently going on for your life in a positive direction....

....And as soon as you tell this great story, the person has some sort of twitching, impulsive knee-jerk reaction to basically say....

....."Oh yeah? I did that already. This week, something even better is happening for me, and here is the story!"

I don't know what it is with dicks who act like that, but most of the time, they are telling a lie about whatever feeble minded story they are promoting simply to "one up" you.

I despise people who behave like that.

Posted by Skye

Tell someone their baby is ugly.

Ooooh, yeah.

That is really awful to say to someone, especially the mother.

😢

Posted by Geminiam
Put an empty container back in the fridge

Damn, I really hate it when people do that!!!!!

Posted by tiziani
I don't even think it's deliberate either. It's just second nature to some relationship dynamics.

The critical thing is to avoid people like that.

They usually act like that because they are either attention wh.ores, insecure about their lives or both.

I really do believe that pretentious people tend to isolate themselves eventually, and unless they change, they will stay that way forever.

Posted by starlover
. ....have sex with your best friend's bloke

That is an awful thing to do.

Hell, I classify a woman flirting with her boyfriend's friend as awful.

What you just mentioned is more worthy of a baseball bat to the head, haha.

@pisceanloves

How to be an awful person by @HouseCleaning

You born that way ? 😛

Posted by Skye

Posted by AnOdeToNoOne

Posted by Skye

Tell someone their baby is ugly.

Ooooh, yeah.

That is really awful to say to someone, especially the mother.

😢

I've seen people with fugly babies. 😢

A friend of mine once told me she thought her baby girl was ugly...

she was. 😢

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I believe you, but that is one of the things that you never say to someone.

@Soul

11 Years10,000+ Posts

Fill a jar full of spiders, centipedes, worms, larva, and any other bug and let them go under their bed. That's what I did to my enemies as a child. Just pretend to be their friend long enough to unleash hell, then walk away with an innocent child like grin.

Posted by pisceanloves
How to be an awful person by @HouseCleaning

You born that way ? 😛

cute and chubby as well

@Soul

11 Years10,000+ Posts

Or you could drown the neighbor's rabbit in another neighbors pool.

That always does the trick.

@Montgomery

13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by wagtail
Oh something me and my friends do to each other all the time.
We all smoke- cigarettes.
And you offer to light someone's smoke while talking - usually they're chatting away and they sort of pause while you put the lighter up to their face and they dip the cig in...?
But as they do it, very lightly just breathe on the flame so it goes out every time they bend in for the light.
Just every time.
Straight face.
Just keep doing it. Awgawd it's the smallest thing ever but it's so fun.
Or what I do all the time- always driving always cabbing my friends and giving lifts.
Every time they reach for the door handle you just inch the car forward.
Every time. Don't stop. Wait until they are basically about to explode. Then they stop. They heave their shoulders, they pretend to walk away. They just can't deal with you anymore. So you apologise and you're like stop it just get in.
And then they trust you one more time, and you DO IT AGAIN

Fall on ground hollering like nobody's business,

and pretend she ran over your foot or jerked your

arm out of socket. .. whichever is more plausible.

When wags gets out of the car to check on you

get in and climb across to the drivers seat and ...

STEAL HER CAR.

@Montgomery

13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Skye

Tell someone their baby is ugly.

This is good.

Its true too most of the time 😄

@wagtail

13 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by wagtail
Oh something me and my friends do to each other all the time.
We all smoke- cigarettes.
And you offer to light someone's smoke while talking - usually they're chatting away and they sort of pause while you put the lighter up to their face and they dip the cig in...?
But as they do it, very lightly just breathe on the flame so it goes out every time they bend in for the light.
Just every time.
Straight face.
Just keep doing it. Awgawd it's the smallest thing ever but it's so fun.
Or what I do all the time- always driving always cabbing my friends and giving lifts.
Every time they reach for the door handle you just inch the car forward.
Every time. Don't stop. Wait until they are basically about to explode. Then they stop. They heave their shoulders, they pretend to walk away. They just can't deal with you anymore. So you apologise and you're like stop it just get in.
And then they trust you one more time, and you DO IT AGAIN

Fall on ground hollering like nobody's business,

and pretend she ran over your foot or jerked your

arm out of socket. .. whichever is more plausible.

When wags gets out of the car to check on you

get in and climb across to the drivers seat and ...

STEAL HER CAR.

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Posted by killerwhalemoon
Oh yeah i have a few stories.
My scorpio ex cheated on me twice. The first time was treetrunked up he basically rapes this girl that i was kissing. We drank alot..like a bottle of vodka and moon shine. I blacked out as he had his hands around her throat. I couldnt forgive him for that and my sister caught him telling another girl he had no gf and even sent dic pics.
The girl that he raped was the wife of his bestfriend and the leader of an event that we both attend often. I told his bestfriend about it. He divorced her and my cheating ex lost all privaliages to the event which involved alot of people we are both close with.
He lost alot of friends. He had a pisces mars and cancer moon.
My ex sag of three years who has an aqua mars and virgo moon cheated on me, told me about it and told me it was my fualt he slapped me so hard my face went the other way. I left him and he eventually dated a cancer girl that destroyed his belongings as well as his reputation. Im not gloating but he had it coming

it does not sound like either of your ex' got what they deserved. they deserved to be in jail. rape and violence— you women were too easy on the monsters

The girl that he raped threatened to shoot both of us after the event. She had a gun on her. It was too much for me to get involved with.
She gave my number to her family which caused a bunch of problems. I even moved out pf my apt the next day because she knew where i lived and she wasnt joking about the finding me and killing me thing after i told her husband. I am not sure if she remembers what i remembered but watching her go through that for the one minute i was conscience really hurt me because ive been raped before.
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i almost forgot some pointers from killerwhalemoon