@scorpiothebadass
11 Years500+ Posts
obligatory- you're afraid of pussy.
Technically... cats can be dangerous animals, and they
can inflict serious damage.
So your fear isn't entirely unfounded.
^^ cuteness!
Posted by Rabbit
Don't like pussy?
you are fucking disgrace to scorpios.
lilyblossom is such a refreshing inhalation to humanity.
lilly blossom is so awesome.
they always come next to me and they stare at me like they want to talk to me
i swear they always do it
their symmetrical perfect face and those eyes god those eyes and ther their killer instinc drives me crazy
they just cant die easily.
Cats are amazing!
Looove 'em! ^_^
I hate cats. The hve smelly asses wlking by you al rubbing their tils in your face. You pet thm n shit then they tun around and sratch you. Stupid bitches. Butim deadly afraid of jellyfish. Ive been around sharks and shit bt nohing has scare me as much as a jelly fish
Cats carry a parasite to lure their prey. Its in their poop. it causes peoples (and animls) brains to react differetly towardsthem nd thats why so many pople love cats to an almost psychotic point. It affects i think 1/3 of the world. Look it up. Sick creatures. They dsgust me i REALLY hate cats. iv aways ha evil ones
Posted by LillyBlossom
OMG, I love cats! I'm sorry to hear of your fear, but you're not alone. A girl I know didn't like their unpredictability and the way their bodies felt rubbing up against her. We're not friends anymore.But, seriously, I would love to acquaint you with my cats to help you get passed you fear, if that's what you want. :3
you are very sweet but im not ready yet to deal with them
im reading kafka on the shore murakami to understand more about cats
I had a cat so evil that every crazy cat lady we gve he to gave he back and called her satans pet.
Posted by SuperMissMan
Cats carry a parasite to lure their prey. Its in their poop. it causes peoples (and animls) brains to react differetly towardsthem nd thats why so many pople love cats to an almost psychotic point. It affects i think 1/3 of the world. Look it up. Sick creatures. They dsgust me i REALLY hate cats. iv aways ha evil ones
yes i have read that they cause schizophrenia
Posted by scorpiothebadass
Posted by SuperMissMan
Cats carry a parasite to lure their prey. Its in their poop. it causes peoples (and animls) brains to react differetly towardsthem nd thats why so many pople love cats to an almost psychotic point. It affects i think 1/3 of the world. Look it up. Sick creatures. They dsgust me i REALLY hate cats. iv aways ha evil ones
yes i have read that they cause schizophrenia
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YES!
Dont bother with cats. get a dog damn it 😄
Posted by Curiousram
Posted by scorpiothebadass
Posted by SuperMissMan
Cats carry a parasite to lure their prey. Its in their poop. it causes peoples (and animls) brains to react differetly towardsthem nd thats why so many pople love cats to an almost psychotic point. It affects i think 1/3 of the world. Look it up. Sick creatures. They dsgust me i REALLY hate cats. iv aways ha evil ones
yes i have read that they cause schizophrenia
That theory only suggests it effects women and kids.
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Thats retarded. they did a study on rats and it isalmst eerytime
It affects en a well...but men dont ujaly start off getting cats JS. They dont clean the cat shit usualy. Theyre not many crazy cat mn
you are a fucking idiot and my glass is empty.
Posted by backtokemet
MAYBE YOU WERE TRAUMATIZED BY A CAT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD (LIKE SHE* HISSED AT YOU OUT OF NOWHERE) OR SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU TO BE SCARED OF THEM JUST LIKE SOME PEOPLE UNCONSCIOUSLY TEACH THEIR CHILDREN TO BE SCARED OF WATER* SHE BECAUSE ONLY A FEMALE OF ANY SPECIES WOULD ACT BITCHY FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON
when i was a kid a friend of mine took a kitty put it on a box and than he throw some firework inside of the box , jes the poor cat died
and i saw him doing all this shit
after this one morning i woke up open my closet and there was a fucking cat on my closet inside my house
after that i got scare for the rest of my life
Posted by busyeyes88
Posted by iamthewinner
you are fucking disgrace to scorpios.
I knew it all along lololololololol Wet Wet Wet lololololololololololololo ‚ ‚ ‚ ‚
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you are trying to turn me on
arent you?
try harder
you were a mouse in a past life. constantly tortured by cats. they never went directly in for the kill. they stalked you, caught you, and batted you around for
quite some time. then they ripped you apart and ate you with those sharp teeth they have. this is why you are scared of cats.
My grandmother always says dont put your mind on your hair
Yeah i know she sounds confused
Posted by LillyBlossom
I really lol'd and I don't know why
Posted by SuperMissMan
I hate cats. The hve smelly asses wlking by you al rubbing their tils in your face. You pet thm n shit then they tun around and sratch you. Stupid bitches. Butim deadly afraid of jellyfish. Ive been around sharks and shit bt nohing has scare me as much as a jelly fish
We are oddly alike in this regard....except my fear is more of a hate...and it spreads to sea anemones as well. I have contemplated mass genocide of all sea anemones in South Florida
Posted by SuperMissMan
Cats carry a parasite to lure their prey. Its in their poop. it causes peoples (and animls) brains to react differetly towardsthem nd thats why so many pople love cats to an almost psychotic point. It affects i think 1/3 of the world. Look it up. Sick creatures. They dsgust me i REALLY hate cats. iv aways ha evil ones
Your writing is disgusting.
That parasite does nothing to "lure" prey sweetheart. Quit reading garbage articles and get some real factual information.
Sorry, but people who go on and on about hatred of cats usually are fucked in the head.
Seriously, if you think about it, they adore dogs because dogs make them feel oh so good about themselves. Cats are just far too independent and aren't always as attentive as dogs. People see a pet as something to boost their shitty ego and if the pet isn't doing that, then they hate it.
If a cat scratches you, you're a dumb ass that can't handle animals. Period. They don't just randomly scratch you. If you just go up to them and pet them without them really knowing you, then yeah, they'll shred you. How would you like it if someone, who you barely knew, just came up to you and started playing with your hair or touching you? If it's your own cat doing this, they haven't bonded with you because you're doing shit wrong.
Any time I've had people tell me the garbage that the drunk/high16 year old is saying up there, usually they are fucking morons in handling any animal, tbh. Sadly, a lot of people do not know how to interact because they either have no experience or were raised to think animals are just objects to own, not another living being who you accept into your home as a companion.
Overall, it's bizarre as fuck to me when people have some retarded fear or hate toward dogs or cats. Get the hell over it. Just because you suck with animals doesn't warrant hating them all. :/
Also, lol if they scratch or growl at you as a response. They sense evil!
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cats i dont know why , but every time i see a cat they scare the shit out of me
what does that mean?