I want an Owl !!!

Where can I get one?!!
It would live on top of my bookshelf and hang out with me on sleepless nights, making owl noises and shit 😄

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They are birdy-cats!! 😄

I love how they appear mostly as two eyes and feet. They look like feathered eggs, lmao.

No, not a stuffed one. A live one, like this --

Why's everyone have a problem with their eyes? It's their coolest feature. So expressive and predatory... like a feathered tiger 😄

I'd like to tame about 30 that always follow me but never in sight. Then if someone try to mug me I could whistle and they all attack at once.

Wait owls are nocturnal... Oh well, I'll have to settle for a murder of crows.

Now I understand why your here SF!

Mmmm.

It actually taste best with some possum chunks mixed in.

Posted by Rabbit
I have a nest of them in my backyard.

Want me to ship you one?

PM

Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Ah yes. Caging an otherwise naturally wild animal.

The stupidity at DXP continues to reach new highs with every ignorant fool who posts here.

It's just an owl fascination thread, bud. But by all means, take it literally.

Indeed the stupidity .

Posted by Nemilicious
Enfant, get yourself a cat. 🙂

That would be irresponsible, being a jebivjetar n all, I don't know where I'll be six months from now, or six months from then.. So no pets for me! 😢

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Nemilicious
Enfant, get yourself a cat. 🙂

That would be irresponsible, being a jedi knight /i> n all, I don't know where I'll be six months from now, or six months from then.. So no pets for me! 😢

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FTFY. The obvious solitution is a tauntaun.

…solituation— Solution*

Some Leos get their wish...

Posted by Rabbit
I have cats in my yard too.

I can give Enfant a deal...

Some cats, some owls, maybe a squirrel.

SQUIRREL—

WHERE———

Posted by Rabbit
Forget the squirrel....

There's a butterfly over there ------->

You can't tri...

Posted by Damnata
Some Leos get their wish...

Some Leos look mischievous with an owl on their head! 😄

Watch the Fourth Kind and then get back to me on this

Posted by Rabbit
I have cats in my yard too.

I can give Enfant a deal...

Some cats, some owls, maybe a squirrel.

Or I could couchsurf my way over there and you can charge admission.

Posted by Nemilicious
Awww well when you retire from your adventures and you realize people are untrustworthy then it's time to get a pet 😄

Lol.

... and grow a feminist cat-dude beard, get a warm plaid vest and a nice chair by the fireplace!

My Taurus NN retirement plan 🙂

I'd like to see that guy vs. a spider

The swiffer kills me....never gets old...I've watched it 3 times alone since I've posted it.

don't get a live owl, you'll just end up with mountains of owl shit to clean in your house.
Get an owl statue instead.