I'm tired of hanging out with my female and gay friends...

They used to be funny. But I find myself in a very peculiar position now. The girls seem to want to date me. Two of them even told me they want to have a relationship with me.

The gay friends on the other hand kinda annoy me or something.

And I don't share the same interests with them anymore.

I want to talk about chicks/women but they make these very inconvenient grimaces whenever I do. Like isn't that what I'm supposed to talk about as a straight guy?!

I used to think I'm gay. I realized I'm not. I'm just a tripper. Thank goodness, I didn't came out for that will turn off every chick that I might want to date.

I'm dating someone right now but not yet in a relationship. We just kiss each other all the time and a lot of PDAs, like A LOT.

I feel like I already love her. My mumma told me to impregnate her... but I wanna take it slow. I like/love the chick but she wasn't really my type. I have to be sure she's really the one for me. I don't want to have broken families or whatever. But yes, I can see myself fucking her every night and doing kisses every minute.

Going back on topic, my gay and female friends don't seem to feel comfortable with my "new language."

What do I do?

such is the life of a tripper slayer, bunny. You have to shut down women and gay friends and kiss your gf a lot.

It's not an easy life, maybe you could get good advice from another slayer like @thesag

What is a tripper?

Ewww your mom told you to impregnate her. TMI dude.

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

even fb's mom's telling him to have sex lol

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

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yep

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

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well not exactly

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

well not exactly

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So what exactly? Do you know for sure you will be straight?

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

well not exactly

So what exactly? Do you know for sure you will be straight?

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I am straight but a tripper. I'm in love with the woman I'm dating so pretty soon I will lose my tripper qualities. You know, family life...

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

well not exactly

So what exactly? Do you know for sure you will be straight?

I am straight but a tripper. I'm in love with the woman I'm dating so pretty soon I will lose my tripper qualities. You know, family life...

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Before you’ll lose something - Dxp will lost collective mind listening to you bunny! Lmao

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

well not exactly

So what exactly? Do you know for sure you will be straight?

I am straight but a tripper. I'm in love with the woman I'm dating so pretty soon I will lose my tripper qualities. You know, family life...

Before you’ll lose something - Dxp will lost collective mind listening to you bunny! Lmao

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ayy lmao

ands will be my best man

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

well not exactly

So what exactly? Do you know for sure you will be straight?

I am straight but a tripper. I'm in love with the woman I'm dating so pretty soon I will lose my tripper qualities. You know, family life...

Before you’ll lose something - Dxp will lost collective mind listening to you bunny! Lmao

ayy lmao

ands will be my best man

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Do you want everything to be ruined or just some shit?

Or you’ll need some man you love for support when you say IDO...you’ll be looking at him and tear up a little? 💦

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

well not exactly

So what exactly? Do you know for sure you will be straight?

I am straight but a tripper. I'm in love with the woman I'm dating so pretty soon I will lose my tripper qualities. You know, family life...

Before you’ll lose something - Dxp will lost collective mind listening to you bunny! Lmao

ayy lmao

ands will be my best man

Do you want everything to be ruined or just some shit?

Or you’ll need some man you love for support when you say IDO...you’ll be looking at him and tear up a little? 💦

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huh? why are you talking as if i'm in love with ands? no can do, mum. ands is my buddy. i just want him for the comedy. nothing else.

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

well not exactly

So what exactly? Do you know for sure you will be straight?

I am straight but a tripper. I'm in love with the woman I'm dating so pretty soon I will lose my tripper qualities. You know, family life...

Before you’ll lose something - Dxp will lost collective mind listening to you bunny! Lmao

ayy lmao

ands will be my best man

Do you want everything to be ruined or just some shit?

Or you’ll need some man you love for support when you say IDO...you’ll be looking at him and tear up a little? 💦

huh? why are you talking as if i'm in love with ands? no can do, mum. ands is my buddy. i just want him for the comedy. nothing else.

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Cut the crap! For comedy invite comics!

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

tripper is when you keep tripping and falling on dicks but you're not gay

So he WAS gay? Or bi? And now he changed the language...to straight? Or bi?

So he can become a husband who is still a tripper?

I am confused...

well not exactly

So what exactly? Do you know for sure you will be straight?

I am straight but a tripper. I'm in love with the woman I'm dating so pretty soon I will lose my tripper qualities. You know, family life...

Before you’ll lose something - Dxp will lost collective mind listening to you bunny! Lmao

ayy lmao

ands will be my best man

Do you want everything to be ruined or just some shit?

Or you’ll need some man you love for support when you say IDO...you’ll be looking at him and tear up a little? 💦

huh? why are you talking as if i'm in love with ands? no can do, mum. ands is my buddy. i just want him for the comedy. nothing else.

Cut the crap! For comedy invite comics!

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ya. you're invited. hydorah too. but please don't ruin the wedding! 😢

Posted by hydorah

such is the life of a tripper slayer, bunny. You have to shut down women and gay friends and kiss your gf a lot.

It's not an easy life, maybe you could get good advice from another slayer like @thesag

Whenever you tag me, I don't get the notification. I hate this place!

I still don't get what a tripper is?

I am no slayer though, I am looking for love only, real love. 😢

Posted by TheSag

Posted by hydorah

such is the life of a tripper slayer, bunny. You have to shut down women and gay friends and kiss your gf a lot.

It's not an easy life, maybe you could get good advice from another slayer like @thesag

Whenever you tag me, I don't get the notification. I hate this place!

I still don't get what a tripper is?

I am no slayer though, I am looking for love only, real love. 😢

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You'll never get it, buddy.

Posted by firebunny

Posted by TheSag

Posted by hydorah

such is the life of a tripper slayer, bunny. You have to shut down women and gay friends and kiss your gf a lot.

It's not an easy life, maybe you could get good advice from another slayer like @thesag

Whenever you tag me, I don't get the notification. I hate this place!

I still don't get what a tripper is?

I am no slayer though, I am looking for love only, real love. 😢

You'll never get it, buddy.

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Get what? 😢

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

Posted by TheSag

Posted by hydorah

such is the life of a tripper slayer, bunny. You have to shut down women and gay friends and kiss your gf a lot.

It's not an easy life, maybe you could get good advice from another slayer like @thesag

Whenever you tag me, I don't get the notification. I hate this place!

I still don't get what a tripper is?

I am no slayer though, I am looking for love only, real love. 😢

You'll never get it, buddy.

Get what? 😢

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what a tripper is.

Posted by firebunny

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

Posted by TheSag

Posted by hydorah

such is the life of a tripper slayer, bunny. You have to shut down women and gay friends and kiss your gf a lot.

It's not an easy life, maybe you could get good advice from another slayer like @thesag

Whenever you tag me, I don't get the notification. I hate this place!

I still don't get what a tripper is?

I am no slayer though, I am looking for love only, real love. 😢

You'll never get it, buddy.

Get what? 😢

what a tripper is.

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So only you and @hiodrah know what it means?

There is a german word called "Tripper" too and it means gonorrhea.

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

Posted by TheSag

Posted by firebunny

Posted by TheSag

Posted by hydorah

such is the life of a tripper slayer, bunny. You have to shut down women and gay friends and kiss your gf a lot.

It's not an easy life, maybe you could get good advice from another slayer like @thesag

Whenever you tag me, I don't get the notification. I hate this place!

I still don't get what a tripper is?

I am no slayer though, I am looking for love only, real love. 😢

You'll never get it, buddy.

Get what? 😢

what a tripper is.

So only you and @hiodrah know what it means?

There is a german word called "Tripper" too and it means gonorrhea.

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Oh no, I don't mean it that way. I'm not sure if hydorah understands how I use it. I only heard it here in the Philippines.