Men, when do you start farting in front of a woman?

I am wondering when do you get comfortable enough to do it in the company of a woman you’re seeing?

Generally happens during sex the first time.

Posted by Gobby

Never, if you can help it...

So you hold it in indefinitely?

Far easier to cut the tension on the first date.

It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l

Posted by Nightcap-

It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l

Do you pull over and get out of the limo when you have gas?

Posted by Gobby

Never, if you can help it...

Thank god for this! 😆 I could never!!! Go to the bathroom and shut the door with all this!

Posted by Nightcap-

It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l

What's wrong with golden showers?

Posted by bumboklatt

She farted first

Does this ever happen?

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by Nightcap-

It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l

What's wrong with golden showers?

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*pees on you unromantically*

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Farts can also provide warmth under the covers.

So can a hug lol

Posted by Nightcap-

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by Nightcap-

It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l

What's wrong with golden showers?

*pees on you unromantically*

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If it's not romantic, I DON'T WANT IT!!!

Posted by Gobby

My worst experience, with a woman, was during my first date with an Aussie Sag. She let off a stink bomb, within the first 15 minutes of us meeting. And then she had the audacity to think that I'd still want to have sex with her after the date!

I made some lame excuse, parted ways, walked a few blocks to the pub where my friend was drinking and had a couple of pints with him instead...

LMAO!!!! That's so disgusting!!! I don't see how anyone could think this was ok.

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by Gobby

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Posted by Gobby

Never, if you can help it...

So you hold it in indefinitely?

Well, excusing yourself and going somewhere more discreet always helps...

What if it’s so loud it can be heard anywhere?

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I've never farted in front of a chick, and if I need to I'll completely muffle the sound in a remote location....but if ever there's even a potential leak, I have a rare talent where I can instantly find a nearby object to mimic the exact sound...

I think all the blood rushing to my face from embarrassment puts my brain in a state of hyper-awareness where time seems to slow down....I survey the room and will find the right drawer to slam, a cabinet door with a squeaky hinge, a half-empty bottle of lotion to squeeze, rub my arm against the glass shower door, etc...I zero in on the right object in like 1/2 a second and create a perfect replica with the exact same pitch/volume/etc....if I can't find the right instrument, I might fall/tumble onto the floor and knock some shit over, making a loud enough noise to effectively cancel out the escaped sound waves, and distract and/or frighten my target...

Posted by bumboklatt

She farted first

Count your blessings...

Posted by Black-Mamba

I don't want a man or woman ever fuking farting in front of me unless they just couldn't hold it in

When have you dated? I don’t recall...

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by Gobby

My worst experience, with a woman, was during my first date with an Aussie Sag. She let off a stink bomb, within the first 15 minutes of us meeting. And then she had the audacity to think that I'd still want to have sex with her after the date!

I made some lame excuse, parted ways, walked a few blocks to the pub where my friend was drinking and had a couple of pints with him instead...

LMAO!!!! That's so disgusting!!! I don't see how anyone could think this was ok.

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What’s disgusting about drinking with friend?

Posted by Dreamy88

I fart after sex. It’s like the piece de resistance to solidify the union

Also, I’m the type of guy who farts in public and pats my ass crack to air it out

Your pic makes me wish I can fart uncontrollable...while looking at it...