@Biboroon
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Men, when do you start farting in front of a woman?
Generally happens during sex the first time.
Never, if you can help it...
So you hold it in indefinitely?
Far easier to cut the tension on the first date.
It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l
It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l
Do you pull over and get out of the limo when you have gas?
Never, if you can help it...
Thank god for this! 😆 I could never!!! Go to the bathroom and shut the door with all this!
It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l
What's wrong with golden showers?
She farted first
Does this ever happen?
It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l
What's wrong with golden showers?
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*pees on you unromantically*
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Farts can also provide warmth under the covers.
So can a hug lol
It's unnecessary unless you have a health issue or you feel it's some cliché barrier you need to cross. It's a gateway drug to golden showers :l
What's wrong with golden showers?
*pees on you unromantically*
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If it's not romantic, I DON'T WANT IT!!!
My worst experience, with a woman, was during my first date with an Aussie Sag. She let off a stink bomb, within the first 15 minutes of us meeting. And then she had the audacity to think that I'd still want to have sex with her after the date!
I made some lame excuse, parted ways, walked a few blocks to the pub where my friend was drinking and had a couple of pints with him instead...
LMAO!!!! That's so disgusting!!! I don't see how anyone could think this was ok.
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Never, if you can help it...
So you hold it in indefinitely?
Well, excusing yourself and going somewhere more discreet always helps...
What if it’s so loud it can be heard anywhere?
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I've never farted in front of a chick, and if I need to I'll completely muffle the sound in a remote location....but if ever there's even a potential leak, I have a rare talent where I can instantly find a nearby object to mimic the exact sound...
I think all the blood rushing to my face from embarrassment puts my brain in a state of hyper-awareness where time seems to slow down....I survey the room and will find the right drawer to slam, a cabinet door with a squeaky hinge, a half-empty bottle of lotion to squeeze, rub my arm against the glass shower door, etc...I zero in on the right object in like 1/2 a second and create a perfect replica with the exact same pitch/volume/etc....if I can't find the right instrument, I might fall/tumble onto the floor and knock some shit over, making a loud enough noise to effectively cancel out the escaped sound waves, and distract and/or frighten my target...
She farted first
Count your blessings...
I don't want a man or woman ever fuking farting in front of me unless they just couldn't hold it in
When have you dated? I don’t recall...
My worst experience, with a woman, was during my first date with an Aussie Sag. She let off a stink bomb, within the first 15 minutes of us meeting. And then she had the audacity to think that I'd still want to have sex with her after the date!
I made some lame excuse, parted ways, walked a few blocks to the pub where my friend was drinking and had a couple of pints with him instead...
LMAO!!!! That's so disgusting!!! I don't see how anyone could think this was ok.
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What’s disgusting about drinking with friend?
I fart after sex. It’s like the piece de resistance to solidify the union
Also, I’m the type of guy who farts in public and pats my ass crack to air it out
Your pic makes me wish I can fart uncontrollable...while looking at it...
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I am wondering when do you get comfortable enough to do it in the company of a woman you’re seeing?