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MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:


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Also used when Scorpio and Leo moons bloviate on about their moons.
You're welcome.
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Oh sweetheart...

If we combined the number of times just you and Elle mention/knight your moons, it would STILL be more than all Scorpio and Leo moon stroke posts combined.

To be fair though, the BSD (Bull Shit Density) per post is astronomically high with Scorp and Leo moons, so I'm sure it evens out in the end.
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MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:


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Also used when Scorpio and Aries moons bloviate on about their moons.
😆

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/scorpio-moon-6304562/?p=2
Hell..I'm a Scorpio moon and *I* make that face when *I* post something about my moon.
I don't even bother anymore lol. I just sigh and drift off to look at pictures of Katy Perry's fake tits.
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Those aren't fake.

Don't crush my dreams.
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Posted by Quantum
Posted by Damnata
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MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:


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Also used when Scorpio and Leo moons bloviate on about their moons.
You're welcome.
Oh sweetheart...

If we combined the number of times just you and Elle mention/knight your moons, it would STILL be more than all Scorpio and Leo moon stroke posts combined.

To be fair though, the BSD (Bull Shit Density) per post is astronomically high with Scorp and Leo moons, so I'm sure it evens out in the end.
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No, honestly it would NOT be more than Leo Moons. I guess you have to look at DXP in its entirety...you don't remember some very prolific Leo Moon ages. I'm just saying because I know you like the truth and you're wrong on this.

As for the second part with the BSD I agree.
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Posted by Damnata
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MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:


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Also used when Scorpio and Leo moons bloviate on about their moons.
You're welcome.
Oh sweetheart...

If we combined the number of times just you and Elle mention/knight your moons, it would STILL be more than all Scorpio and Leo moon stroke posts combined.

To be fair though, the BSD (Bull Shit Density) per post is astronomically high with Scorp and Leo moons, so I'm sure it evens out in the end.
No, honestly it would NOT be more than Leo Moons. I guess you have to look at DXP in its entirety...you don't remember some very prolific Leo Moon ages. I'm just saying because I know you like the truth and you're wrong on this.

As for the second part with the BSD I agree.
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0 facts

0 logic

Ayyyyyyylmao

Astrology has lied to you.
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Posted by Quantum
Posted by Damnata
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Posted by Damnata
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Quantum
MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:


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Also used when Scorpio and Leo moons bloviate on about their moons.
You're welcome.
Oh sweetheart...

If we combined the number of times just you and Elle mention/knight your moons, it would STILL be more than all Scorpio and Leo moon stroke posts combined.

To be fair though, the BSD (Bull Shit Density) per post is astronomically high with Scorp and Leo moons, so I'm sure it evens out in the end.
No, honestly it would NOT be more than Leo Moons. I guess you have to look at DXP in its entirety...you don't remember some very prolific Leo Moon ages. I'm just saying because I know you like the truth and you're wrong on this.

As for the second part with the BSD I agree.
0 facts

0 logic

Ayyyyyyylmao

Astrology has lied to you.
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People's posts on their placements never lie. When you can remember as many as I do...we can sit at the table as equals.

ayyyyylmao

(btw nice try to throw aries moons under the bus when the reality is that you miss gemcandle inboxing you. scorpio jedi mindtricks)
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https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/scorpio-moon-6304562/?p=2
Hell..I'm a Scorpio moon and *I* make that face when *I* post something about my moon.
Revel in that fucking intensity you were blessed with, you ungrateful MFer.

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You mean that intense burning sensation?
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Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
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You're not quite as insane and agressive though.

Yet.
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Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
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In all fairness out of Gem placements it's not the Sun that caught most of the flack, it's always the Venus. Not that it's fair either but going by trends Gem Venus is always thrown under the bus.
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https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/scorpio-moon-6304562/?p=2
Hell..I'm a Scorpio moon and *I* make that face when *I* post something about my moon.
Revel in that fucking intensity you were blessed with, you ungrateful MFer.

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You mean that intense burning sensation?
Not that intensity... I got a few pills left to finish to completely clear that one up.
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They just have me one pill the size of a pingpong ball that killed all the bacteria in my body.

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Posted by Quantum
Posted by littlemegabytes
Posted by Damnata
Posted by littlemegabytes
Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
You're not quite as insane and agressive though.

Yet.
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It's her earth placements, I can tell.

She just needs a renaissance period clad Scorpio Man.
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Posted by littlemegabytes
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Posted by littlemegabytes
Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
You're not quite as insane and agressive though.

Yet.
It's her earth placements, I can tell.

She just needs a renaissance period clad Scorpio Man.
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I liked AgentGem though.

She wasn't bitter.

I also received random PMs from her.

JFC.
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Posted by Damnata
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Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
You're not quite as insane and agressive though.

Yet.
That's a good point, I and other DXP users have certainly noticed a shift though. I've gotten three PM's: "you used to be so nice what happened?" This website is turning me into a monster
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I've gone through DXP phases.

It's inevitable.

The only cure is drinking bleach.

But they don't make barrel aged bleach and I ONLY drink premium chemicals.
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MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.

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Scorpio moon intuition fail.

Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
I left it in my good jeans. I'll send it via carrier pigeon first thing in the mawrnin'
And a $ 100 (NOT CANADIAN MONEY) processing fee.
Can i pay that in foodstamps?
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Sure.
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MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.

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Scorpio moon intuition fail.

Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
I left it in my good jeans. I'll send it via carrier pigeon first thing in the mawrnin'
And a $ 100 (NOT CANADIAN MONEY) processing fee.
Foodstamps but no canadian money ... SMDH.
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In Canada I hear the poor get Canadian Bacon, LaBatts, and poutine instead of food stamps.

Is that true?
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MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.

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Scorpio moon intuition fail.

Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
I left it in my good jeans. I'll send it via carrier pigeon first thing in the mawrnin'
And a $ 100 (NOT CANADIAN MONEY) processing fee.
Foodstamps but no canadian money ... SMDH.
Not a fan of the looneys....but uhm i'd love to be paid in tim horton ice caps.
Nope. Poutine is all you get.
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No problem for me.

I enjoy poutine.
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MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.

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Scorpio moon intuition fail.

Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
I left it in my good jeans. I'll send it via carrier pigeon first thing in the mawrnin'
And a $ 100 (NOT CANADIAN MONEY) processing fee.
Foodstamps but no canadian money ... SMDH.
Not a fan of the looneys....but uhm i'd love to be paid in tim horton ice caps.
Nope. Poutine is all you get.
No problem for me.

I enjoy poutine.
🙂 haaaaaaaaaa!! do you ? Where did you eat poutine?
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A brew pub here serves them. One of the cooks is Canadian.

I can't get them in Canada because I'm not allowed in Canada due to me being functionally retarded.
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MFW Dxp veterans make topics/posts along the lines of "this site has changed since my time" "new people are shit " "topics aren't interesting anymore" "it all went downhill" "remember the good all days?" "is anyone from way back still around?"

Same face for attention whoring topics like "I am bored with DXP. Thinking of deleting". It's not anyone's job to entertain you so don't let the door hit you on your way out.

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MFW when I see a post that's nothing but an unformatted, wall of text


MFW i see when used twice
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MFW you found out you have some scorp in you

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I can't decide whether he is exalted or his world just ended ?
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OMG!

@MlleFisk does commercials!
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Posted by VirgoHero
MFW when I see a post that's nothing but an unformatted, wall of text


MFW i see when used twice
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MFW you found out you have some scorp in you

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I can't decide whether he is exalted or his world just ended ?
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OMG!

@MlleFisk does commercials!
That before you sold out and started making american dollars. PESOS OR BUST!!
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Look at how smart she is!

"Let's have both"

Brilliant!