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Posted by Quantum
MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:
Also used when Scorpio and Aries moons bloviate on about their moons.
My face when someone starts a race-baiting thread
Posted by trollbait
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Quantum
MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:
Also used when Scorpio and Aries moons bloviate on about their moons.
😆
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/scorpio-moon-6304562/?p=2
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Hell..I'm a Scorpio moon and *I* make that face when *I* post something about my moon.
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Quantum
MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:
Also used when Scorpio and Leo moons bloviate on about their moons.
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You're welcome.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Quantum
MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:
Also used when Scorpio and Leo moons bloviate on about their moons.
You're welcome.
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Oh sweetheart...
If we combined the number of times just you and Elle mention/knight your moons, it would STILL be more than all Scorpio and Leo moon stroke posts combined.
To be fair though, the BSD (Bull Shit Density) per post is astronomically high with Scorp and Leo moons, so I'm sure it evens out in the end.
Posted by trollbait
Posted by Quantum
Posted by trollbait
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Quantum
MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:
Also used when Scorpio and Aries moons bloviate on about their moons.
😆
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/scorpio-moon-6304562/?p=2
Hell..I'm a Scorpio moon and *I* make that face when *I* post something about my moon.
I don't even bother anymore lol. I just sigh and drift off to look at pictures of Katy Perry's fake tits.
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Those aren't fake.
Don't crush my dreams.
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Quantum
MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:
Also used when Scorpio and Leo moons bloviate on about their moons.
You're welcome.
Oh sweetheart...
If we combined the number of times just you and Elle mention/knight your moons, it would STILL be more than all Scorpio and Leo moon stroke posts combined.
To be fair though, the BSD (Bull Shit Density) per post is astronomically high with Scorp and Leo moons, so I'm sure it evens out in the end.
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No, honestly it would NOT be more than Leo Moons. I guess you have to look at DXP in its entirety...you don't remember some very prolific Leo Moon ages. I'm just saying because I know you like the truth and you're wrong on this.
As for the second part with the BSD I agree.
"Sweetheart"
Albeit condescending, I'll take it
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Quantum
MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:
Also used when Scorpio and Leo moons bloviate on about their moons.
You're welcome.
Oh sweetheart...
If we combined the number of times just you and Elle mention/knight your moons, it would STILL be more than all Scorpio and Leo moon stroke posts combined.
To be fair though, the BSD (Bull Shit Density) per post is astronomically high with Scorp and Leo moons, so I'm sure it evens out in the end.
No, honestly it would NOT be more than Leo Moons. I guess you have to look at DXP in its entirety...you don't remember some very prolific Leo Moon ages. I'm just saying because I know you like the truth and you're wrong on this.
As for the second part with the BSD I agree.
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0 facts
0 logic
Ayyyyyyylmao
Astrology has lied to you.
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Quantum
MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up:
Also used when Scorpio and Leo moons bloviate on about their moons.
You're welcome.
Oh sweetheart...
If we combined the number of times just you and Elle mention/knight your moons, it would STILL be more than all Scorpio and Leo moon stroke posts combined.
To be fair though, the BSD (Bull Shit Density) per post is astronomically high with Scorp and Leo moons, so I'm sure it evens out in the end.
No, honestly it would NOT be more than Leo Moons. I guess you have to look at DXP in its entirety...you don't remember some very prolific Leo Moon ages. I'm just saying because I know you like the truth and you're wrong on this.
As for the second part with the BSD I agree.
0 facts
0 logic
Ayyyyyyylmao
Astrology has lied to you.
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People's posts on their placements never lie. When you can remember as many as I do...we can sit at the table as equals.
ayyyyylmao
(btw nice try to throw aries moons under the bus when the reality is that you miss gemcandle inboxing you. scorpio jedi mindtricks)
@Damnata which PMs though?
The gossip ones or the car problem ones?
Posted by littlemegabytes
Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Posted by MlleFisk
Posted by Quantum
Posted by trollbaithttps://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/scorpio-moon-6304562/?p=2
Hell..I'm a Scorpio moon and *I* make that face when *I* post something about my moon.
Revel in that fucking intensity you were blessed with, you ungrateful MFer.
https://media.giphy.com/media/7l8xJJ5syDiDu/giphy.gif
You mean that intense burning sensation?
Posted by Quantum
@Damnata which PMs though?The gossip ones or the car problem ones?
I would love to answer but I can't tell which ones turned you on more.
MFW someone call out a negative Capricorn trait, like it's a bad thing
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Quantum
@Damnata which PMs though?The gossip ones or the car problem ones?
I would love to answer but I can't tell which ones turned you on more.
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Probably the random "I love your taste in music!" ones.
Posted by littlemegabytes
Posted by Damnata
Posted by littlemegabytes
Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
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You're not quite as insane and agressive though.
Yet.
Posted by littlemegabytes
Posted by Damnata
Posted by littlemegabytes
Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
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In all fairness out of Gem placements it's not the Sun that caught most of the flack, it's always the Venus. Not that it's fair either but going by trends Gem Venus is always thrown under the bus.
Posted by MlleFisk
Posted by Quantum
Posted by MlleFisk
Posted by Quantum
Posted by trollbaithttps://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/scorpio-moon-6304562/?p=2
Hell..I'm a Scorpio moon and *I* make that face when *I* post something about my moon.
Revel in that fucking intensity you were blessed with, you ungrateful MFer.
You mean that intense burning sensation?
Not that intensity... I got a few pills left to finish to completely clear that one up.
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They just have me one pill the size of a pingpong ball that killed all the bacteria in my body.
Posted by Quantum
Posted by littlemegabytes
Posted by Damnata
Posted by littlemegabytes
Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
You're not quite as insane and agressive though.
Yet.
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It's her earth placements, I can tell.
She just needs a renaissance period clad Scorpio Man.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Quantum
Posted by littlemegabytes
Posted by Damnata
Posted by littlemegabytes
Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
You're not quite as insane and agressive though.
Yet.
It's her earth placements, I can tell.
She just needs a renaissance period clad Scorpio Man.
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I liked AgentGem though.
She wasn't bitter.
I also received random PMs from her.
JFC.
Posted by littlemegabytes
Posted by Quantum
Posted by littlemegabytes
Posted by Damnata
Posted by littlemegabytes
Has DXP always been "I'm better than you because my moon is in x?" Or "I'm better than you because my sun is in just about anything besides Gemini" or has that only been the past 1.5 years
Geminis have always felt they were being victimized since the beginning of time here, yeah.
Okay great, so I'm right on par with the norm then
You're not quite as insane and agressive though.
Yet.
That's a good point, I and other DXP users have certainly noticed a shift though. I've gotten three PM's: "you used to be so nice what happened?" This website is turning me into a monster
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I've gone through DXP phases.
It's inevitable.
The only cure is drinking bleach.
But they don't make barrel aged bleach and I ONLY drink premium chemicals.
Posted by BullShit
MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.
Scorpio moon intuition fail.
Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.
Scorpio moon intuition fail.
Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
I left it in my good jeans. I'll send it via carrier pigeon first thing in the mawrnin'
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And a $ 100 (NOT CANADIAN MONEY) processing fee.
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.
Scorpio moon intuition fail.
Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
I left it in my good jeans. I'll send it via carrier pigeon first thing in the mawrnin'
And a $ 100 (NOT CANADIAN MONEY) processing fee.
Can i pay that in foodstamps?
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Sure.
Posted by leow31
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.
Scorpio moon intuition fail.
Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
I left it in my good jeans. I'll send it via carrier pigeon first thing in the mawrnin'
And a $ 100 (NOT CANADIAN MONEY) processing fee.
Foodstamps but no canadian money ... SMDH.
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In Canada I hear the poor get Canadian Bacon, LaBatts, and poutine instead of food stamps.
Is that true?
Posted by leow31
Posted by BullShit
Posted by leow31
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.
Scorpio moon intuition fail.
Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
I left it in my good jeans. I'll send it via carrier pigeon first thing in the mawrnin'
And a $ 100 (NOT CANADIAN MONEY) processing fee.
Foodstamps but no canadian money ... SMDH.
Not a fan of the looneys....but uhm i'd love to be paid in tim horton ice caps.
Nope. Poutine is all you get.
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No problem for me.
I enjoy poutine.
Posted by leow31
Posted by Quantum
Posted by leow31
Posted by BullShit
Posted by leow31
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
MFW i don't know if there is a fight going on or it's just banter.
Scorpio moon intuition fail.
Hand over your Scorpio moon card, brah.
I left it in my good jeans. I'll send it via carrier pigeon first thing in the mawrnin'
And a $ 100 (NOT CANADIAN MONEY) processing fee.
Foodstamps but no canadian money ... SMDH.
Not a fan of the looneys....but uhm i'd love to be paid in tim horton ice caps.
Nope. Poutine is all you get.
No problem for me.
I enjoy poutine.
🙂 haaaaaaaaaa!! do you ? Where did you eat poutine?
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A brew pub here serves them. One of the cooks is Canadian.
I can't get them in Canada because I'm not allowed in Canada due to me being functionally retarded.
Posted by Damnata
MFW I make a post on the Virgo board about how we're douchebags in some scenarios, expecting some fellow Virgos to address it with honesty and all I get is likes from Virgos, proving how passive-aggressive we are.
I laughed so hard at this, this thread is gold
Posted by starwars
mfw reading relationship threads and wondering how people put up with douchebags when I cut a guy off bc he dissed my music taste
know that feeling
When a girl under 21 likes or sends my dating profile a message
When I have to give interviews and then see myself on the news or hear myself on the radio.........
MFW I host Mafia and wake up to 1000 notifications
MFW I meet fellow Sag rising folks
MFW I spot inside jokes between dxpers in topics (not lame 1st tier jokes to clarify)
MFW I see another topic that says all mutables are cheaters
Posted by trollbait
Posted by Fox
My face when i see fellow sag risersHow do you spot them? When they trip on stuff? Or walk into walls? 😆
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They are the ones laying facedown in the ground 😛
MFW people with the Moon in the same element faux fight in topics and expect people not to see it for what it is:
MFW Dxp veterans make topics/posts along the lines of "this site has changed since my time" "new people are shit " "topics aren't interesting anymore" "it all went downhill" "remember the good all days?" "is anyone from way back still around?"
Same face for attention whoring topics like "I am bored with DXP. Thinking of deleting". It's not anyone's job to entertain you so don't let the door hit you on your way out.
Posted by Damnata
MFW I meet fellow Sag rising folks
just out of curiosity what's your moon ? I'm a virgo with sag rising too btw
When bf and I go out and we're the only ones left in the bar.
Posted by VirgoSquirrel
Posted by Damnata
MFW I meet fellow Sag rising folks
just out of curiosity what's your moon ? I'm a virgo with sag rising too btwclick to expand
HALLO THERE!
Aries Moon/Mars (suck it @Quantum, see how it's other people who bring my moon up and not I?)
Posted by starwars
Posted by Damnata
MFW I host Mafia and wake up to 1000 notifications
and about 627272 pms
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Btw, I had almost forgotten.
Remember how I told you I sent you a PM and you denied receiving it so I said that was suspicious of you to not reply? I never did but I needed to frame you for a liar with Sancho and Deldo. Worked like a charm.
MFW I win a year end award or someone lists me as one of their favorite users:
MFW another attention whoring "Guess my ascendant gais!" thread gets posted:
MFW I realize I'm a baldcel (whatever the fuck that is) manlet and my life is over:
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Alieness
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Alieness
Posted by VirgoHero
MFW when I see a post that's nothing but an unformatted, wall of textMFW i see when used twice
MFW you found out you have some scorp in you
I can't decide whether he is exalted or his world just ended ?
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I/giphy.gif
OMG!
@MlleFisk does commercials!
Posted by Quantum
MFW I win a year end award or someone lists me as one of their favorite users:
MFW, I find out that the rabbit doesn't appreciate that I list him as one of my favorite users........
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Quantum
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Alieness
Posted by BullShit
Posted by Alieness
Posted by VirgoHero
MFW when I see a post that's nothing but an unformatted, wall of textMFW i see when used twice
MFW you found out you have some scorp in you
I can't decide whether he is exalted or his world just ended ?
OMG!
@MlleFisk does commercials!
That before you sold out and started making american dollars. PESOS OR BUST!!
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Look at how smart she is!
"Let's have both"
Brilliant!
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MFW the "Water Sign Connection" is brought up: