Anyone had to do weekend jail time?

Any living hacks?.

My bunkie mate used clear deodorant to clog up the cold AC vent so we could be warm..

She also taught me how to make ramen noodle soup out the sink with no hot water..

Silly topic? Lol.

Please share.

Posted by BullShit
No but i know how to make a shiv

Im sure I could as well but I'm trying to find comfort for my next weekend and not kill another.

I mean real advice.

I snuck out a letter for a chick, and learned how to successfully sneak rations of juice bags up to my cell for midnight snacks.

😕

I can always pull the crazy card. Behavioral Hospitals are so much more comfy than a jail cell.

Posted by idk
i volunteered for greenpeace one summer.
holy shit that was the biggest mistake of my life...

Did you really?

use your vagina pouch

sell your ass for a snickers bar

I think you have more problems to worry about if you're planning this like it's just a usual vacation stay for you...

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Posted by BullShit
No but i know how to make a shiv

Im sure I could as well but I'm trying to find comfort for my next weekend and not kill another.

I mean real advice.

I snuck out a letter for a chick, and learned how to successfully sneak rations of juice bags up to my cell for midnight snacks.

Are you still in jail?! Or do you plan on going back? It's not a holiday inn you know.

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It's a court ordered thing from an offense I was charged with over a year ago. (7 days in jail means I leave work Friday and go into jail at 6pm Friday to Sunday at 6pm) till my 7 days are up.

It is NOT a career. It was hell.

You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'

Posted by Arielle83
Is weekend jail for like DUI charges? Or fines? Something minor?

I don't think they have that option here. Never heard of it.

Dwi. Took forver to go to court and I put it off for a long time.

First weekend was this past weekend.

Talk about scaring me into beinf a law abiding citizen.

The female prision here is so small that they put us " weekenders" in with the general population... I am just happy to make it out without having a contraband through my gut.

Posted by LillyPetal
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'

Wtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...

: )

Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.

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Posted by LillyPetal
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'

Wtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...

: )

Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.

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Ha! Yeah, they combined a bunch and then made the edge pointy.

I've always wondered if I could survive prison. But if I'm to be arrested, I want it to be for a worthy cause.

Posted by PotHeadVirgo27
Pfft...we used to make cold ramen noodles all the time in the hood. Sometimes we'd just eat em crunchy cause there was no water at all.

Ha!

I used to eat instant grits that way too when my microwave didn't work.

: ) lol

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Posted by LillyPetal
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'

Wtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...

: )

Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.

Ha! Yeah, they combined a bunch and then made the edge pointy.

I've always wondered if I could survive prison. But if I'm to be arrested, I want it to be for a worthy cause.

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Let's pray against it though 😉

Lol.

You seem to have your head on straight, I doubt it for you and that's a great thing. It's hellashish.

Oh! You can make money by doing the panties idea! Get a group of girls to donate their worn panties and then get a guard to smuggle them out for you! Then use the money toward buying up the goodies to then exchange for favors. Maybe try and get the cook on your side instead of making an enemy of her like Pepper did.

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Posted by LillyPetal
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'

Wtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...

: )

Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.

Ha! Yeah, they combined a bunch and then made the edge pointy.

I've always wondered if I could survive prison. But if I'm to be arrested, I want it to be for a worthy cause.

Let's pray against it though 😉

Lol.

You seem to have your head on straight, I doubt it for you and that's a great thing. It's hellashish.

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Oh. Thank you, I suppose. *looks down at goody two-shoes*

Make use of the library and get your workout on.

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Posted by LillyPetal
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'

Wtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...

: )

Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.

Ha! Yeah, they combined a bunch and then made the edge pointy.

I've always wondered if I could survive prison. But if I'm to be arrested, I want it to be for a worthy cause.

Let's pray against it though 😉

Lol.

You seem to have your head on straight, I doubt it for you and that's a great thing. It's hellashish.

Oh. Thank you, I suppose. *looks down at goody two-shoes*

Make use of the library and get your workout on.

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I did Pilates like whoa and got through a 600 page book in my 48 hours.

Hell!

But... There is nothing wrong with being a "goody two shoe" honestly.. Its something to be proud of! 🙂

Here's to raising the bars and not being behind ones! 😄

Posted by LillyPetal
Oh! You can make money by doing the panties idea! Get a group of girls to donate their worn panties and then get a guard to smuggle them out for you! Then use the money toward buying up the goodies to then exchange for favors. Maybe try and get the cook on your side instead of making an enemy of her like Pepper did.

Hahahaha.

I did leave my bunk mate my socks.. And I smuggled out a letter in the paperbound book I brought in for a chick whose husband is also in jail.. Apparently you can't send letter when you're in jail, to another jail mate lol.

But meh..

No gym.

No contact with kitchen staff.

And a ton of mystery meat sandwiches with mustard for " flavor." *shivers✨ ew

Posted by FutureSeeker
I worked in a prison for a while. Made sure people didn't kill themselves

Did you ever give special treatment?

Posted by LillyPetal
Here's to raising the bars and not being behind ones! 😄

LOL! Quote of the day material 😄

Ex ram had to spend a couple of weekends in jail for some stupid thing and he would just bring a couple of books and read.

Posted by kissmygrits
Ex ram had to spend a couple of weekends in jail for some stupid thing and he would just bring a couple of books and read.

All you really can do.

I'm stuck between feeling like prisoners have too much freedom and then again, after being there 2 days, feel like I was treated like an animal.. (Which I deserve because I'm guilty of my crime.)

I was on jury duty and it was a prisoner charged with making a shiv out of a tube of toothpaste.

I had a dream that I was placed in prison by my dad! In the dream I told him I wasn't coming back and he told me he knew that so he called the police and had me arrested. In the dream I think he did it so he wouldn't have to worry about where i was or what I was doing. Because he smiled as he said I know you're not coming back..

Posted by Stefanie87
I was on jury duty and it was a prisoner charged with making a shiv out of a tube of toothpaste.

The hell hahaha

Yeah... get used to staring at walls.

If you find yourself talking to yourself- then you know how those crazies on the street started out. Congratulations; you're well on your way.

Did anyone see that new reality show "60 days in"?
Innocent people go undercover in jail for 2 months. I was home sick last week and binge watched the first 5 episodes and now I'm addicted

Posted by Wisdom83
I had a dream that I was placed in prison by my dad! In the dream I told him I wasn't coming back and he told me he knew that so he called the police and had me arrested. In the dream I think he did it so he wouldn't have to worry about where i was or what I was doing. Because he smiled as he said I know you're not coming back..

Do you feel guilty? Anything going on you need to change? Deep dream.

Posted by Stefanie87
Did anyone see that new reality show "60 days in"?
Innocent people go undercover in jail for 2 months. I was home sick last week and binge watched the first 5 episodes and now I'm addicted

My bunk mate swesrs she was innocent with a 8milion bail over her head.. I believe this stuff. I believed her with a blind heart.

Ugh. I can't imagine.

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Posted by BullShit
No but i know how to make a shiv

I snuck out a letter for a chick, and learned how to successfully sneak rations of juice bags up to my cell for midnight snacks.

You're seriously asking for trouble.

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I read your other post too. This is imarollin btw.

I saw zero harm in what I did. I felt it was for the greater good.

Do you know about jail life? I did read. I kept to myself mostly.but then again.. I could be seen as easy prey due to my nativity.

Thanks btw

🙂

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Posted by BullShit
No but i know how to make a shiv

Im sure I could as well but I'm trying to find comfort for my next weekend and not kill another.

I mean real advice.

I snuck out a letter for a chick, and learned how to successfully sneak rations of juice bags up to my cell for midnight snacks.

Are you still in jail?! Or do you plan on going back? It's not a holiday inn you know.

It's a court ordered thing from an offense I was charged with over a year ago. (7 days in jail means I leave work Friday and go into jail at 6pm Friday to Sunday at 6pm) till my 7 days are up.

It is NOT a career. It was hell.

That's actually a pretty sweet deal. Good luck with your times there hopefully it's over soon!

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Thank you kind sir. I hope so too.

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Posted by Wisdom83
I had a dream that I was placed in prison by my dad! In the dream I told him I wasn't coming back and he told me he knew that so he called the police and had me arrested. In the dream I think he did it so he wouldn't have to worry about where i was or what I was doing. Because he smiled as he said I know you're not coming back..

Do you feel guilty? Anything going on you need to change? Deep dream.

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No and no. Thanks for asking