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Ok who wants to know who I am?
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Donna?
Sascha Baron Cohen ?
Troll?
Ands troll?
Sascha Baron Cohen ?
Troll?
Ands troll?
Posted by PiscesArt
Not me.
Next!
Posted by xXxAliciaXxXOh come on wtf did I do?
Another troll account. Fantastic.
Because we don't already have enough of those here...
You're 22 still trying to fit it. What's your pleasure?
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428Didn't read all of it did ya?
You're 22 still trying to fit it. What's your pleasure?
Posted by PiscesArtOmg you're so trollable but no I like you so I won't.Posted by HelyePosted by PiscesArt
Not me.
Next!
Well at least someone here understands sarcasm
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Posted by HelyeYou so scary though.Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428Didn't read all of it did ya?
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Voice of nightmares. Not cool bro.
Ok so I'll tell you who I am but something amazing happened today and I wanna share.
I'm a huge metal fan.
So in high school today.
So in high school today.
Math class and a 9/10 girl sits next to me.
So young too.
Turns me on soo much. She doesn't notice me though. 😐
Try really hard to impress her.
She's so hot.
She's so hot.
Teacher passing back last week's test.
9/10 looks over at me.
Starts smiling and playing with hair.
9/10 looks over at me.
Starts smiling and playing with hair.
I can't handle it.
Teacher trips over me
I break down.
I stop spinning.
Teacher trips over me
I break down.
I stop spinning.
9/10 frowns
Looks back at front of room
Looks back at front of room
I'm trying hard to keep cool
I have no power. 😢
I have no power. 😢
Hehe
Teacher plugs me back in.
Start spinning again.
Start spinning again.
I'm a huge metal fan.
🙂
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428Got it?
Hehe
Haaa how many brain cells do you have guys?
Sigh no one gets me.
Posted by palehorseHe doesn't have enough as much brain power as my young fresh brain to troll like this.
this is housecleaner or whatever his name was.
Also what I do is an art . I captivate my audience.
Scrub.
Ok
I'll tell you.
I ćeti sutra.
I'll tell you.
I ćeti sutra.
I'll give you a hint ok. There's two people who know who I am. 😏 they are enfant and nemilicious.
😛
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Posted by ChoXtsyYu dun mak a jok. Yas . Ya fur u.
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428I made another thread. It was also a work of art.Posted by HelyeYou so scary though.Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428Didn't read all of it did ya?
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Posted by ScrufflesPosted by HelyePosted by Scruffles
idk but so far.. none of you are are all that funny. : /2C300
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Posted by pthylareYoung padawan. You by summoning her you will be able to defeat me? Read through all that I have written since my birth from the pits of troll hell and you shall find answers.
@ElleDuMonde
i'd take a guess if i cared enough
Fuckit. This took too long. The phantom leaves.
Posted by smokeandmirrorsHoly shit !! I lured a lurking magikarp out of the depths of dxp.
Posted by smokeandmirrorsI've seen that face before. 😏 the face of pleasure. I know because I watch porn. These jokes are as amazing a an orgasm. 😛Posted by HelyePosted by smokeandmirrorsHoly shit !! I lured a lurking magikarp out of the depths of dxp.
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Posted by CaploveNahh he's still on hibernation. I left clues to my identity through random moments since my creation. You have to find them in my posts. This is a game and I'm the game master.
Pisces. 😏
Do you wish to play player?
>yes. >no.
Posted by exoGod damn. That's gotta be in guinness world records. Your response time is on fleek. Not even usain can catch. To what adresss can I mail your certificate? I'm seriously impressed. The people complaining about their relationships can learn from you. Quick to the point. No being like in a circus playing games because you want to hide yourself you live in fear of losing and abandonment . Ahh how I laugh and them and understand them because they are so naive and I am myself but I have gotten better. Why won't you believe I'm being truthful and not trolling. You won't admit it ever. It's fun not being suspicious of everything all the time. Everybody has a chance of hurting you but it's about finding those that put worth on the hurt. After we find those people then we can live and not just survive. I found 2 and probably more but, who cares. How many people do you have?
so you wanna be a troll superstar?
Posted by exoAha. I'm not upset do you know how I enjoyed the conversation since it began. Do you know how much I am smiling right now? Because you're have no idea what I'm talking about because it's meaningless except for wasting minutes of your time, which if you saw me as a friend wouldn't be wasted but they're wasted because you still wish me to say you're absolutely right I'm being a pompous ass and I have made a mistake, my bad can you forgive I'm human? Do you know how small the human existence is against the universe and it's reality? You allow an existence such as me to waste your time to type repilies to me who can make disappear just by pressing the power button because these are just pixels on a screen. Do you understand how much of a Pulchritudinous brittle experience being a human being is? Imagine if a cancer guy named alan turing didn't exist we might probably not be having this conversation? How much time have I stolen from you because you want to view me as a person that wants to cause negativity to you and instead we could of had a nicer conversation? Although as I said in the beginning I've been smiling since the beginning because I think of this situation in positivity.
and you can PM me my certificate.
Like seriously thank you for the conversation! I really enjoy talking to you.
Posted by TaurusesAreWeirdTurning equals turning machines equal modern computers equal radar equipment and savior of the british isles.Posted by HelyePosted by exoAha. I'm not upset do you know how I enjoyed the conversation since it began. Do you know how much I am smiling right now? Because you're have no idea what I'm talking about because it's meaningless except for wasting minutes of your time, which if you saw me as a friend wouldn't be wasted but they're wasted because you still wish me to say you're absolutely right I'm being a pompous ass and I have made a mistake, my bad can you forgive I'm human? Do you know how small the human existence is against the universe and it's reality? You allow an existence such as me to waste your time to type repilies to me who can make disappear just by pressing the power button because these are just pixels on a screen. Do you understand how much of a Pulchritudinous brittle experience being a human being is? Imagine if a cancer guy named alan turing didn't exist we might probably not be having this conversation? How much time have I stolen from you because you want to view me as a person that wants to cause negativity to you and instead we could of had a nicer conversation? Although as I said in the beginning I've been smiling since the beginning because I think of this situation in positivity.
and you can PM me my certificate.
Like seriously thank you for the conversation! I really enjoy talking to you.
Nikola Tesla
If a cancer guy named Nikola Tesla didn't exist, then we still wouldn't be having this conversation. 😉
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Posted by exoThanks for the good time. I hope you got something from it. An advanced troll just taught a valuable lesson worthy in life and the intranetz.
thanks admiral. 😛
Posted by pthylareYou have much to learn.Posted by DastardI think helye is mentally ill.Posted by pthylare
OP, I know who you are. You are one of Dastard's alternative accounts. Or ands.
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Posted by DastardAhh man you haße nö clüe.Posted by HelyeLol.Posted by exoThanks for the good time. I hope you got something from it. An advanced troll just taught a valuable lesson worthy in life and the intranetz.
thanks admiral. 😛
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@pthylare
Oh stfu you horny teenager.
God damn lol.
Oh stfu you horny teenager.
God damn lol.
Only nemilicious and enfant know my name I believe I mentioned it somewhere in the thread.
Its in hrvatski.
Its in hrvatski.
I'm sorry but the only way I will be revealed who I am will be if I say myself. I might keep this account or not.
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