Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Over sexual or what?
so we meet again. why would you want your husband to get involve in that activity?
Aaahhhh the sanctity of marriage
Lol
Lol
...And you know your marriage is well and truly over when you offer hookers up to your husband for his birthday ... What ever happened to aftershave and a nice shirt?
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Sounds gross to sorry Geminati
Posted by GemitatiThe word is APPALLED (NOT appealed) 😡
When my husband turned 50 I had thrown a BDY party for him with a stripper and it was fun!
Lots of elders in the restaurant where appealed but no one left. And I am saying no one on wheelchair!
So my husband said when I am 55 I want a hooker!
As a good wife I took him to Las Vegas!
We went to a place where he chosen a woman he wanted.!
He went in with her.
Me and friends drank and watched pole dancers, my gf said I am feeling like we watching HBO!
So when my husband came back he said what? She was telling me about her hard life raising a son and trying to get out of this place...and I paid only $ 400 for that crap!!! Lol
Let's be real. There are other jobs to raise your kids but who am I to judge?
Lol
Cyber hugs! 🤗
Love,
Eva
Posted by blackphase
I don't know if I can even believe the bs that comes out of your mouth..
He can't do anything more than spank your ass (at least that's what you say in defence of your affair) but can get it up for a hooker? Mmk.. I bet that feels good.
once there was a beautiful princess who lived in the land of La La
Posted by EvatheDivaall of her English - oui~Posted by GemitatiThe word is APPALLED (NOT appealed) 😡
When my husband turned 50 I had thrown a BDY party for him with a stripper and it was fun!
Lots of elders in the restaurant where appealed but no one left. And I am saying no one on wheelchair!
So my husband said when I am 55 I want a hooker!
As a good wife I took him to Las Vegas!
We went to a place where he chosen a woman he wanted.!
He went in with her.
Me and friends drank and watched pole dancers, my gf said I am feeling like we watching HBO!
So when my husband came back he said what? She was telling me about her hard life raising a son and trying to get out of this place...and I paid only $ 400 for that crap!!! Lol
Let's be real. There are other jobs to raise your kids but who am I to judge?
Lol
Cyber hugs! 🤗
Love,
Eva
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Posted by tctaGirl, maybe I can send HER a dictionary as a gift for HER birthday! 😆Posted by EvatheDivaall of her English - oui~Posted by GemitatiThe word is APPALLED (NOT appealed) 😡
When my husband turned 50 I had thrown a BDY party for him with a stripper and it was fun!
Lots of elders in the restaurant where appealed but no one left. And I am saying no one on wheelchair!
So my husband said when I am 55 I want a hooker!
As a good wife I took him to Las Vegas!
We went to a place where he chosen a woman he wanted.!
He went in with her.
Me and friends drank and watched pole dancers, my gf said I am feeling like we watching HBO!
So when my husband came back he said what? She was telling me about her hard life raising a son and trying to get out of this place...and I paid only $ 400 for that crap!!! Lol
Let's be real. There are other jobs to raise your kids but who am I to judge?
Lol
Cyber hugs! 🤗
Love,
Eva
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🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Posted by MyStarsShinequite the contrary, this is an example of true love
...And you know your marriage is well and truly over when you offer hookers up to your husband for his birthday ... What ever happened to aftershave and a nice shirt?
Posted by hydorahEva hangs head, "Typical response from a brotherly Piscean!" 😱Posted by MyStarsShinequite the contrary, this is an example of true love
...And you know your marriage is well and truly over when you offer hookers up to your husband for his birthday ... What ever happened to aftershave and a nice shirt?
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🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
all of her English - oui~
Girl, maybe I can send HER a dictionary as a gift for HER birthday! 😆
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
lol
Posted by PootyButtshe seems real but a bit whacked for sure IMO ...Posted by tctaIf we ever find out for sure she's a troll, I have a great avatar for her. But it's offensive if she's real. 😆Posted by blackphase
I don't know if I can even believe the bs that comes out of your mouth..
He can't do anything more than spank your ass (at least that's what you say in defence of your affair) but can get it up for a hooker? Mmk.. I bet that feels good.click to expand
just don't get the trolling thing myself but hey - whatever - she was trying to blame her bad English on me
Posted by PootyButt—Posted by yupvirgooOh, okay. This is who I picture when I read Gemitati's posts.Posted by PootyButtWe want to seeeee!!Posted by tctaIf we ever find out for sure she's a troll, I have a great avatar for her. But it's offensive if she's real. 😆Posted by blackphase
I don't know if I can even believe the bs that comes out of your mouth..
He can't do anything more than spank your ass (at least that's what you say in defence of your affair) but can get it up for a hooker? Mmk.. I bet that feels good.
Also, Gemitati is never offended by anything so it doesn't matter lolclick to expand
Posted by yupvirgooNo! I am from place where nothing but white people! I hate that place though...Posted by PootyButtlmao the landlady!!Posted by yupvirgooOh, okay. This is who I picture when I read Gemitati's posts.Posted by PootyButtWe want to seeeee!!Posted by tctaIf we ever find out for sure she's a troll, I have a great avatar for her. But it's offensive if she's real. 😆Posted by blackphase
I don't know if I can even believe the bs that comes out of your mouth..
He can't do anything more than spank your ass (at least that's what you say in defence of your affair) but can get it up for a hooker? Mmk.. I bet that feels good.
Also, Gemitati is never offended by anything so it doesn't matter lol
dolluxe loves her
not sure if Gemitati is Asian tho
@Gemitati
are you Asian?click to expand
Posted by PanelaI know it's every men dream!
so we meet again. why would you want your husband to get involve in that activity?
So I gave him a dream...what would you suggest? 25th bottle of perfume? Lol
Posted by blackphaseWell...it was 11 years ago.
I don't know if I can even believe the bs that comes out of your mouth..
He can't do anything more than spank your ass (at least that's what you say in defence of your affair) but can get it up for a hooker? Mmk.. I bet that feels good.
Posted by MyStarsShineI don't do shirts and colons! Not my style .
...And you know your marriage is well and truly over when you offer hookers up to your husband for his birthday ... What ever happened to aftershave and a nice shirt?
Jesus Christ
And marriage is still going on 11 years afterhooker!
His all friends wives him! Your wife what?
??
and you believed him hahaha talking was not what he paid $ 400 for.
BTW why the fuck would you do that!! each to their own i suppose.
BTW why the fuck would you do that!! each to their own i suppose.
Posted by yupvirgooWhy? Like...why to get into a mess when you comfortable and booooored?
I don't even know why divorce isn't in the cards at this point in your marriage.
*smfh
Posted by Gemitatinot my dream if I'm married. yeah I'll take the 25th bottle of perfume. I love smelling sweet.Posted by PanelaI know it's every men dream!
so we meet again. why would you want your husband to get involve in that activity?
So I gave him a dream...what would you suggest? 25th bottle of perfume? Lolclick to expand
Posted by EvatheDivaMay I request a Scorpio instead? ?Posted by tctaGirl, maybe I can send HER a dictionary as a gift for HER birthday! 😆Posted by EvatheDivaall of her English - oui~Posted by GemitatiThe word is APPALLED (NOT appealed) 😡
When my husband turned 50 I had thrown a BDY party for him with a stripper and it was fun!
Lots of elders in the restaurant where appealed but no one left. And I am saying no one on wheelchair!
So my husband said when I am 55 I want a hooker!
As a good wife I took him to Las Vegas!
We went to a place where he chosen a woman he wanted.!
He went in with her.
Me and friends drank and watched pole dancers, my gf said I am feeling like we watching HBO!
So when my husband came back he said what? She was telling me about her hard life raising a son and trying to get out of this place...and I paid only $ 400 for that crap!!! Lol
Let's be real. There are other jobs to raise your kids but who am I to judge?
Lol
Cyber hugs! 🤗
Love,
Eva
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
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Posted by MiZLeoLike that is pleasant feeling!
The thought of my husband being with a hooked makes me want to vomit in my mouth.
Posted by blackphaseYeah...wat watching basketball with my husband...Posted by GemitatiSo why you telling stories about it now? Bored..?Posted by blackphaseWell...it was 11 years ago.
I don't know if I can even believe the bs that comes out of your mouth..
He can't do anything more than spank your ass (at least that's what you say in defence of your affair) but can get it up for a hooker? Mmk.. I bet that feels good.click to expand
Posted by yupvirgooSee? Is she a troll? Lol
lmao you sound like my aunt and she's a Gem too
Posted by GemitatiNahhhh. My gift is NONEXCHANGEABLE! 😄 This isn't the ELEPHANT gift exchange 😄 #2Posted by EvatheDivaMay I request a Scorpio instead? ?Posted by tctaGirl, maybe I can send HER a dictionary as a gift for HER birthday! 😆Posted by EvatheDivaall of her English - oui~Posted by GemitatiThe word is APPALLED (NOT appealed) 😡
When my husband turned 50 I had thrown a BDY party for him with a stripper and it was fun!
Lots of elders in the restaurant where appealed but no one left. And I am saying no one on wheelchair!
So my husband said when I am 55 I want a hooker!
As a good wife I took him to Las Vegas!
We went to a place where he chosen a woman he wanted.!
He went in with her.
Me and friends drank and watched pole dancers, my gf said I am feeling like we watching HBO!
So when my husband came back he said what? She was telling me about her hard life raising a son and trying to get out of this place...and I paid only $ 400 for that crap!!! Lol
Let's be real. There are other jobs to raise your kids but who am I to judge?
Lol
Cyber hugs! 🤗
Love,
Eva
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
click to expand
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Posted by EvatheDivaNo One exChanging a Scorpio gift!Posted by GemitatiNahhhh. My gift is NONEXCHANGEABLE! 😄 This isn't the ELEPHANT gift exchange 😄 #2Posted by EvatheDivaMay I request a Scorpio instead? ?Posted by tctaGirl, maybe I can send HER a dictionary as a gift for HER birthday! 😆Posted by EvatheDivaall of her English - oui~Posted by GemitatiThe word is APPALLED (NOT appealed) 😡
When my husband turned 50 I had thrown a BDY party for him with a stripper and it was fun!
Lots of elders in the restaurant where appealed but no one left. And I am saying no one on wheelchair!
So my husband said when I am 55 I want a hooker!
As a good wife I took him to Las Vegas!
We went to a place where he chosen a woman he wanted.!
He went in with her.
Me and friends drank and watched pole dancers, my gf said I am feeling like we watching HBO!
So when my husband came back he said what? She was telling me about her hard life raising a son and trying to get out of this place...and I paid only $ 400 for that crap!!! Lol
Let's be real. There are other jobs to raise your kids but who am I to judge?
Lol
Cyber hugs! 🤗
Love,
Eva
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
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Kidding me😉
What the fuck did I just read?
Posted by TheGreatSearcherA poetry of the penis!
What the fuck did I just read?
Posted by starwarshe just played himselfPosted by CanthalTiltu are the best
the other day dj khaled was in my library while i was dxping
he was like excuse me
i tried not to look but he called me 2 more times
excuse me
you live here
how do you like it
am thinking of buying penthouses coz am a whale
am like i just want to dxp but i'll here your brag story
so he eas like am just visiting to see my neighbor manny pacquiao
am like bro you built yourself up quick in 5 mins
he eas like how old are you bro you look young
am turdy too
he eas like am turdy eight
*dj khaled sad face*click to expand
Posted by MyStarsShineRight?
...And you know your marriage is well and truly over when you offer hookers up to your husband for his birthday ... What ever happened to aftershave and a nice shirt?
Jesus Christ
But lets say this a true story-- neither of them
have the boundaries that most of us have.
And it makes her affair seem not quite so
wretched... but if that's the case then why is it
a secret?
@Gemitati?
Posted by MontgomeryCome again. Secret what?Posted by MyStarsShineRight?
...And you know your marriage is well and truly over when you offer hookers up to your husband for his birthday ... What ever happened to aftershave and a nice shirt?
Jesus Christ
But lets say this a true story-- neither of them
have the boundaries that most of us have.
And it makes her affair seem not quite so
wretched... but if that's the case then why is it
a secret?
@Gemitati?
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Posted by GemitatiNothing is the problem, just stating my opinion on all this - which was a wtf, nothing one way or the other. I'm all for whatever so you do you boo. It's not my relationship so it's not my problem.Posted by CuddleBug88What seems to be a problem dear?
Never got a bday gift to brag about—click to expand
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Lots of elders in the restaurant where appealed but no one left. And I am saying no one on wheelchair!
So my husband said when I am 55 I want a hooker!
As a good wife I took him to Las Vegas!
We went to a place where he chosen a woman he wanted.!
He went in with her.
Me and friends drank and watched pole dancers, my gf said I am feeling like we watching HBO!
So when my husband came back he said what? She was telling me about her hard life raising a son and trying to get out of this place...and I paid only $ 400 for that crap!!! Lol
Let's be real. There are other jobs to raise your kids but who am I to judge?
Lol