@NonetheWiser
9 Years
First World Problems
Hookers with extremely questionable personal hygiene......so I've heard.
My hairdryer broke this morning and I have to sit at home and wait 2 hours for my hair to dry.
The sand from the roads make my car look dirty 10 minutes after I wash it.
I don't know what to do with my life.
Manicure not lasting!
Women running around in vagina costumes demanding I take them seriously.
Posted by RemixGeneralFishy
Posted by Teena
Manicure not lasting!
Cut your fingers off then. Problem solved.
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Nah..I love them too much 😄
Posted by Smidge
Posted by CanthalTilt
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
I clearly like the taste of cum in my coffee then
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yum for the cum then !
Posted by Ixion
Orange Hitler.
I'll take "The Orange Hitler" for $ 100 ...
My boyfriend's family dog licks my legs after I moisturize with coconut oil. ?
Fluoride still in the water!
Aspartame in lots of things
Watching people being overly dependent on booze and weed
Posted by CanthalTilt
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
Once I discovered almond milk, I haven't looked back since. I hardly eat soy because of its affects on women's hormonal bits. Coconut milk yogurt is my favorite new snacksees
When people who haven't even been to the Women's March talk about it as though only women were there. ?
My hair needs a mask treatment.
Posted by PVandJelly
The guy I was crushing on is about to get engaged. But the guy whose crushing on me, I'm not interested in. 😢
No one has ever been attracted to me. How about that?
Posted by CanthalTilt
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
maybe it's jut remixgeneralfishy's cum which tastes like soy milk? maybe you should taste someone else's cum?
idk, just an idea I've never tasted cum
Posted by Koniuchaa
I ran out of organic sugar ?
WTF is organic sugar? I don't even know how this can exist...
Posted by PVandJelly
Posted by NonetheWiser
Posted by PVandJelly
The guy I was crushing on is about to get engaged. But the guy whose crushing on me, I'm not interested in. 😢
No one has ever been attracted to me. How about that?
Lies. Unless you look like Chewbacca's less attractive twin, I'm sure you've attracted someone. LOL.
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It's not a lie.
Some people are just meant to be forever alone. And nothing would change that.
Posted by LillyPetal
My boyfriend's family dog licks my legs after I moisturize with coconut oil. ?
you could try the soy and/or almond milk - or cum ...
Posted by PVandJelly
Darn. I don't have any present first world problems.
You just found it. Your fwp is that you can't think of any fwps.
Posted by PootyButt
My commute traffic sucks. My health insurance is endangered by the giant Cheeto.
the giant "Cheeto" lol - priceless! thanks!!!
I ran out of energy drinks, so I had to go through the hassle of making instant coffee.
Posted by pisces4scorpio
TRUMP
Well idk, considering that the US has been demoted from a "Full democracy" to a "Flawed democracy" after only 5 days of him in office, that might not be a "First World" type of problem for long...
Posted by Koniuchaa
I ran out of organic sugar ?
The horror ?
Got none since the head Cheeto took the helm. 😉
Deal with it.
When @Katana isn't sharp enough for Dom Pèrignon to be properly sabered...😭
Posted by tcta
Posted by LillyPetal
My boyfriend's family dog licks my legs after I moisturize with coconut oil. ?
you could try the soy and/or almond milk - or cum ...
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I think that would only add fervor to the licking. >_
Posted by LillyPetal
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Posted by LillyPetal
My boyfriend's family dog licks my legs after I moisturize with coconut oil. ?
you could try the soy and/or almond milk - or cum ...
I think that would only add fervor to the licking. >_<
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L O L !
Posted by Palerio
When @Katana isn't sharp enough for Dom Pèrignon to be properly sabered...😭
don't cut your fingers. Your nostrils would lose market value with mangled hands.
too many TV shows to watch and most of them suck anyway.
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/mafia-ptsd-support-group-7731519/
This seems like a good place to put this.
Posted by MagicMona
native americans still being treated less than animals.
How do they get mistreated? (Not being a jerk, just genuinely asking)
They even scholarships for having that bloodline, just sayin'.
Don't have any really... financially sound... have woman that would like to date me but will not because they are ADD on guys. I don't understand these days in that area... everyone centers there life around romantic interest and are constantly a mess. They disregard a lot of time there career and financial future expecting the other 1/2 to deal with it.
It is a new thing seeing girls in mid 30's and up getting younger men that are broke though... Complaining how they can't find a good one when many don't realize they wasted there lives on looses with no future often.
Of course this is not everyone but I can honestly say people don't seem to actually want to have meaningful relationships with one person.
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Posted by MagicMona
native americans still being treated less than animals.
How do they get mistreated? (Not being a jerk, just genuinely asking)
They even scholarships for having that bloodline, just sayin'.
...i cant with this right now.
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😆
We stole your land, brought our European diseases, forced our culture and religion on your people, killed the majority of your population. We allow you to live in federal farms we call reservations. Remember its your land still...but it's actually still ours
You are the least cared about and most forgotten minority group...
But we'll give you all a free college education.
I get attacked for saying there are only 2 genders.
Trans isn't a gender, it's either female or male.
The rest is just made up shit by people on tumblr and it's really annoying.
Posted by Teena
Manicure not lasting!
Gel polish is your friend.
Posted by CanthalTilt
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
How did you know how cum tastes like?
I'M PREPLEXED. @_@
Posted by firebunny
Posted by CanthalTilt
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
How did you know how cum tastes like?
I'M PREPLEXED. @_@
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How many times are they gonna be called out on that? Three? Four? This is getting repetitive.
Posted by NonetheWiser
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Posted by CanthalTilt
soy milk and almond milk taste like cum
How did you know how cum tastes like?
I'M PREPLEXED. @_@
How many times are they gonna be called out on that? Three? Four? This is getting repetitive.
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HUH— WHERE?
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