Set the user above up with another DXP memeber! (Page 3)

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by SirHorns on Friday, April 24, 2015 and has 154 replies.

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Posted by Sn1p3r187

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Posted by Soul
Sniper and Truecap

I have kids older than him!!! lol!

Maybe they can watch cartoons together.

Lmao!!!

I guess I could just adopt him.

No, no, no ,no, noooo, no, just no. No to both the hookup there and adoption just urghh. I think I was the one who said SirHorns and Truecap I think. I'll offer him as a sacrificial lamb.

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*dons black hooded cape*

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Posted by cowpuncher
Also, ladies and gentlemen.... don't let Sniper and Truecap fool you. After thanking Sniper for setting me up with Scroungy, I took a look on his cell phone and found photos of his date with Truecap... they can no longer deny that something happened between them:

OMG!!! LMAO!!!

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Posted by truecap

Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by truecap

Posted by capink

Posted by truecap

Posted by Soul
Sniper and Truecap

I have kids older than him!!! lol!

Maybe they can watch cartoons together.

Lmao!!!

I guess I could just adopt him.

No, no, no ,no, noooo, no, just no. No to both the hookup there and adoption just urghh. I think I was the one who said SirHorns and Truecap I think. I'll offer him as a sacrificial lamb.

*dons black hooded cape*

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Nah, I couldn't sacrifice SirHorns. He's one of our best cap males!

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Posted by cowpuncher
Also, ladies and gentlemen.... don't let Sniper and Truecap fool you. After thanking Sniper for setting me up with Scroungy, I took a look on his cell phone and found photos of his date with Truecap... they can no longer deny that something happened between them:

I'm not breast feeding him.

Just sayin'

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Posted by Scruffles
COTC & TheLadyScorp

Because I don't think anyone else will be good enough for either of you.

VivScorp & Romz
Still riding the Cop and Slut roles from the Mafia games.πŸ˜„

Whom is this CancerOnTheCusp in which you speak of Scruffs?

Is he susceptible to Arsenic?

After all, what is a Stinger Lady to do but offer others a rather relaxing, if not, a calming drink. πŸ˜„

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Scruffles
COTC & TheLadyScorp

Because I don't think anyone else will be good enough for either of you.

VivScorp & Romz
Still riding the Cop and Slut roles from the Mafia games.πŸ˜„

Whom is this CancerOnTheCusp in which you speak of Scruffs?

Is he susceptible to Arsenic?

After all, what is a Stinger Lady to do but offer others a rather relaxing, if not, a calming drink. πŸ˜„

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Why arsenic just happens to be my favourite!

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Posted by truecap

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Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by truecap

Posted by capink

Posted by truecap

Posted by Soul
Sniper and Truecap

I have kids older than him!!! lol!

Maybe they can watch cartoons together.

Lmao!!!

I guess I could just adopt him.

No, no, no ,no, noooo, no, just no. No to both the hookup there and adoption just urghh. I think I was the one who said SirHorns and Truecap I think. I'll offer him as a sacrificial lamb.

*dons black hooded cape*

Nah, I couldn't sacrifice SirHorns. He's one of our best cap males!

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Just take him and not me. (Runs off)

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Posted by Sn1p3r187
SirHorns and Truecap πŸ˜„

A date with a true lady?! Time to bust out the class!

Posted by hydorah
Damnata and Firebunny
sniper and sirhorns

...I have the strange feeling you'd be recording that for something or another.
Research or maybe you found a niche market that REALLY love young male goats...

Posted by Sn1p3r187
No, no, no ,no, noooo, no, just no. No to both the hookup there and adoption just urghh. I think I was the one who said SirHorns and Truecap I think. I'll offer him as a sacrificial lamb.

...wait, what? Wouldn't an Aries fit the sacrificial lamb look better?

Posted by truecap

Nah, I couldn't sacrifice SirHorns. He's one of our best cap males!

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Woo Hoo! Don't worry though, maybe Romz can fill in as your offering!

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Posted by SirHorns

Posted by Sn1p3r187
SirHorns and Truecap πŸ˜„

A date with a true lady?! Time to bust out the class!

Posted by hydorah
Damnata and Firebunny
sniper and sirhorns

...I have the strange feeling you'd be recording that for something or another.
Research or maybe you found a niche market that REALLY love young male goats...

Posted by Sn1p3r187
No, no, no ,no, noooo, no, just no. No to both the hookup there and adoption just urghh. I think I was the one who said SirHorns and Truecap I think. I'll offer him as a sacrificial lamb.

...wait, what? Wouldn't an Aries fit the sacrificial lamb look better?

Posted by truecap

Nah, I couldn't sacrifice SirHorns. He's one of our best cap males!

Woo Hoo! Don't worry though, maybe Romz can fill in as your offering!

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Maybe, maybe an Aries would. Hey man you're all horns so you fit the bill perfectly. I'll bust out the class for another time and date.

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Posted by LillyBlossom
I did not realize class was something one could just switch on and off based on whim. Class, like grace, is an essence; it simply is and is part of one's aura, demeanor, and disposition.

I am pretty sure Sniper and I have bumped heads on the boards, so it may be wiser to avoid contact albeit hypothetical. Plus, I despise guns.

So. Let bygones be bygones. I don't always talk about guns. Besides I could always work the charm well enough that you know I'm a good person regardless of opinion on certain subjects. Just because you agree on something that I don't doesn't mean I hate you. lol

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Posted by PotHeadVirgo25
If anything it would make me more focused when I'm pulling the trigger. It's like everything stops.

Same here. Though I don't smoke, the adrenaline makes everything go by so fast that it honestly looks slow to me. TBH I love the adrenaline rush. I love that feeling of danger and constant feel of eyes everywhere. Shoot to me fights are honestly fun.

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Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Scruffles
COTC & TheLadyScorp

Because I don't think anyone else will be good enough for either of you.

VivScorp & Romz
Still riding the Cop and Slut roles from the Mafia games.πŸ˜„

Whom is this CancerOnTheCusp in which you speak of Scruffs?

Is he susceptible to Arsenic?

After all, what is a Stinger Lady to do but offer others a rather relaxing, if not, a calming drink. πŸ˜„

Why arsenic just happens to be my favourite!

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Why, a gentleman with good taste!

Now, a Stinger Lady could hardly serve such a spectacular drink in a bottle. Therefore -

The apple is but the best part, one bite and you would never look back. It would put you in the best of states, I assure you. After all, it is in the gentleman's prerogative to never refuse any part of a well served drink from a lady.

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Posted by hydorah

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by hydorah
Damnata and Firebunny
sniper and sirhorns

...I have the strange feeling you'd be recording that for something or another.
Research or maybe you found a niche market that REALLY love young male goats...

It would be a cute couple, you could exchange anime avatars to go out

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Too cheesy, Lucci would get us banned from the Cap board for trying that.

Oh, as for the game.
Lilly and Tiz! Yay relationship minus emotions! ...wait. 😐