Thank God I'm straight

Asking for a friend.

Annnnd go.

*Open for males only. *Gender-fluid and bisexual men may apply. Homosexuals are not - you don't want to be crowned a king, do you? *No females - for obvious reasons. *Applications begin today and will close on July 28, 2018 @ 11:59 PM, Hong Kong Time (

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvbEE7r8pY Aries Moon Fire @unusualvaginaldischarge 14-10-0 (*28 pts*) AWAY RECORD 7-5 HOME RECORD 7-5 8th Ranked Offense Goals For: 34 4th Ranked defense Goals Against: 32 VERSUS Gentle Scorp in Ur-Anus @PhoenixRisi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWVwSaUBJJc Taurus Taco Mars @HippeeGem 13-9-2 (*28 pts*) AWAY RECORD 6-5-1 HOME RECORD 7-4-1 7th Ranked Offense Goals For: 35 6th Ranked Defense Goals Against: 33 VERSUS Aquarius Rising Creed @scruffles 14-10-0 (*28 p

Yo, let's add another random chillaxin thread for shits n giggles. Talk about about whatevs here, I like random chitchat! Hiiiiii 🙃 I hope everyone's weekend is starting off/going well!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dryYFDS5iJo Gemini Mars Mischief Makers @xoxflute 13-10-1 (*27 pts*) AWAY RECORD: 8-4 OVERTIME RECORD: 0-1 10th Ranked offense Goals For: 32 Tied for 9th Ranked Defense Goals Against: 34 VERSUS Aries Moon Fire @unusualv

...but here comes Lala1393... ...do you think she can fill in the shoes of these feisty wimmenz?

We are all gathered here today to celebrate DXP's own Killificent Booboo. I loved your game from the very first day you showed up. Even your name cracked me up "EMHENDO", has a ring to it like serious shit is about to go down. And ooooh shit I wasn't wro

...would you date a lady 18 years older than you just because she's famous and wealthy?