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The Hidden Rules of the Internet
Rule 2:
A picture posted (of yourself) is a picture saved and filed by some weirdo.
Standard.
Rule 7:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLOLOLOLOL's
This is a mistake we've all made at least a few times, but we trolls are becoming more cunning with this craft. Its almost to a point one can't tell what is a troll, and what isn't a troll. If it smells funny in any way it's a troll. If it seems soulless with no real point or goal in any way, it's a troll. You really have to watch because most trolls have lots of time and persistence. They are evolving. You could be good at ignoring a troll then get hit with a troll bomb. It might not go off today, or tomorrow, but eventually that troll with get to you and eat your delicious rage while even agreeing with you. You can't kill a troll because even of you did another will take it's place, and You can't teach a troll a lesson. You can only starve it.
Don't attempt to build a sketchy narrow staircase to the top of validation mountain when in all actuality a smooth paved road around the corner could lead you there.
Rule 102:
Don't tell tiz I said that ^
Posted by Montgomery
Rule 2:A picture posted (of yourself) is a picture saved and filed by some weirdo.
Standard.
Rule 2a:
A picture posted (of yourself) is a picture saved and filed most likely by robyn.
Rule 5: Screenshots are your friend.
Rule #3: When posting an epic novel of your story please for the love of sweet fictional baby Jesus utilize punctuation and paragraph breaks.
Run on sentences will be ignored and or ridiculed.
Posted by aquasnoz
Posted by Montgomery
Rule 2:A picture posted (of yourself) is a picture saved and filed by some weirdo.
Standard.
Rule 2a:
A picture posted (of yourself) is a picture saved and filed most likely by robyn.
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or databased by a certain Koala 😄
When you make inaccurate blanket staments about a group (ex: race, sign, gender), you look bitter and/or malicious. That's why we have words like "some" and "many" etc. Use them.
🙂
Rule 9: There is no angry way to say bubbles.
Girls really don't want your dick pics.
No, really. Only you are impressed by your own dick.
Besides, the girls that do are not girlfriend material. So don't whine when your fucktard tactic works and she ends up being a waste of your time.
RULE # 3234
STOP SCREAMING!!!! WE CAN HEAR YOU!!
Posted by Nemilicious
Op sounds like a self righteous dick.
And an insecure hypocritical bastard too.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but virtual validation only feeds me.
When running a muck on the interned there are many ways to justify making yourself look stupid. Especially rule 420:
When in doubt, blame it on a substance.
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Rule 2:A picture posted (of yourself) is a picture saved and filed by some weirdo.
Standard.
Why assume the worst though?
You dont know how many people in real life wank to the memory of your face, tits arse or shoes no?
You'll never know so why even care? Shrugs.
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Who said you should care?
I never said it should stop you from posting your pretty face.
It's just the truth.
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by TrueFantasy
The Internet can reinforce your reason to hate people. Be careful.
Well if a reason is reinforced, is it not valid then?
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Depends on who is doing the reinforcing.
How many rounds of communal wine did you sit for this fine Sunday morning?
😄
Posted by wagtail
Rule 9: There is no angry way to say bubbles.
Tiny bubbles
In the wine...
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Rule 2:A picture posted (of yourself) is a picture saved and filed by some weirdo.
Standard.
Why assume the worst though?
You dont know how many people in real life wank to the memory of your face, tits arse or shoes no?
You'll never know so why even care? Shrugs.
Who said you should care?
I never said it should stop you from posting your pretty face.
It's just the truth.
Well because according to rule logic 2 it would imply walking around with a paper bag on ones head? If i post a pic on here or walk down the street or have my pic up on the office website, what somebody else does with this imagery is beyond anybodies control? So why the concern monty? You did not answer my question ...😢
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Actually, I did.
I never said one should care, nor did I say it was grounds for not posting a picture.
I just said it would be saved by some weirdo-- a fact that has been proven on dxp
(and elsewhere) on numerous occasions.
What you've read into my statement belongs to you.
🙂
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by TrueFantasy
The Internet can reinforce your reason to hate people. Be careful.
Well if a reason is reinforced, is it not valid then?
Depends on who is doing the reinforcing.
How many rounds of communal wine did you sit for this fine Sunday morning?
😄
Zero. I speak my mind drunk or not. In vitas veritas 🙂
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Good!
You've been awfully quiet, lately... I look forward to your contributions,
as always.
🙂
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by TrueFantasy
The Internet can reinforce your reason to hate people. Be careful.
Well if a reason is reinforced, is it not valid then?
Depends on who is doing the reinforcing.
How many rounds of communal wine did you sit for this fine Sunday morning?
😄
Zero. I speak my mind drunk or not. In vitas veritas 🙂
Good!
You've been awfully quiet, lately... I look forward to your contributions,
as always.
🙂
Well i cannot shut up sometimes ...but my mind needs a rest. You know i always reappear though at the most unlikely/untimely hour lol 🙂
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You really do... and I hear you.
🙂
Posted by Soul
Rule 7:DON'T FEED THE TROLLOLOLOLOL's
This is a mistake we've all made at least a few times, but we trolls are becoming more cunning with this craft. Its almost to a point one can't tell what is a troll, and what isn't a troll. If it smells funny in any way it's a troll. If it seems soulless with no real point or goal in any way, it's a troll. You really have to watch because most trolls have lots of time and persistence. They are evolving. You could be good at ignoring a troll then get hit with a troll bomb. It might not go off today, or tomorrow, but eventually that troll with get to you and eat your delicious rage while even agreeing with you. You can't kill a troll because even of you did another will take it's place, and You can't teach a troll a lesson. You can only starve it.
Rule 77777
don't be afraid of feeding a troll. #bethebiggesttrollontheplanet
888888
if there is more than one person who writes to you, don't respond to any email immediately. take your time.
keep distance to surrogates. go talk to flesh.
Posted by Nemilicious
I hate all you goody fucking two shoes. Fuck your rules.
Lol, Nem be like...
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Rule # 467
Keep calm if posts aren't on topic, derailment is inevitable.
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by femme
Posted by Nemilicious
I hate all you goody fucking two shoes. Fuck your rules.
Lol, Nem be like...
and the couch is only the beginning lmao!
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Lol 😄
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We're going to make or list some rules of the internet. They can be serious, stupid, funny, clever, or completely off topic for all I care. Go ahead, fuck it up if you want.
I don't mean the obvious rules like no harassment or dick pics, but the common sense rules hidden between the lines.
Rule 1:
Don't tell the person on dxpnet you've blocked them. Sometimes it's best for people not to know your a little bitch that hides behind a block function and giggles like a school girl about it. You may find a bunch of random people try to attack you, which means you're not gonna have a good time.