About 2 days ago, a friend of mine who is engaged confided in me that he was getting cold feet. Not because he doesn't love his lady-friend, but more-so, he was wondering why he should get married at all. In his opinion, marriage is entirely about the wo
<BR> source: http://www.un.org/ecosocdev/geninfo/women/womday97.htm<BR> <BR> International Women's Day is the story of ordinary women as makers of history; it is rooted in the centuries-old struggle of women to participate in society on an equal footing w
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does any one becides me have trouble working this site?
im so excited.....tomorrow im going to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.lol no tandom crap here....after a six hour course i get to go by myself.....with audio support though. ive wanted to do this for years. has anyone else jumped before?
<BR> <BR> 1) When there's only 1 other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend that it wasn't you. <BR> <BR> 2) Push the buttons & pretend they give you a shock. Smile & go back for more. <BR> <BR> 3) Ask if you can push the butt
HELLO PPL<BR> <BR> DO NOT REST....ME IS BACK<BR> <BR> Happy V-Day to all GORGEOUS ladies in this board, and double damn to my enemies..:)<BR> <BR> HEHEHE<BR> <BR> LOVE YOU ALL<BR>
What do you get a guy for Valentines Day? I need something sentimental, but I can't think of anything. . .
Hey now.. Why aren't you with your preciiious tonight, huh?
men = beasts<BR> women = beauty's<BR> <BR> mix them together you get mutated animals, actually more like humans.
The responses from people to articles are really funny...especially when they get all steamed over stuff that's supposed to be a joke, or when they don't understand the joke and get mad about something totally different. Definitely would like to see more
Elephants are grey. They are big. The thing about elephants is that - you?re not going to believe me at all when I tell you this, but I?ll say it anyway - they can talk to the stars. You see, their trunks are actually communication devices which send ener
The moon really IS made of cheese... The Mars people put it there as a big joke one spring break.<BR> <BR> If a princess kisses a frog prince, the frog doesn't turn into a prince again, the princess turns into a frog.<BR> <BR> Walking under a latter reall
-Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. <BR> <BR> -Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. <BR> <BR> -Dishes must drip dry. <BR> <BR> -It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. <BR> <BR> -You may
hehe... no one's been here before. He did you know that it was illegal to throw a jar of pickles at a trolley in Boston? (i think that's the city) It's also illegal to go out without underwear on in Thailand. Did you know that George Bush Jr. went to re
In seventh grade, my best friend Delilah convinced me it would be a good idea to hide out in the girl's locker room before PE class started. Why? Well, to rummage through other people's stuff (backpacks, etc.) of course. She stole someone's hackysack,
MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO MEAN TO ME FOR ABOUT AYEAR,BUT FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS HE'S BEEN EVEN MEANER THAN EVER. THE LAST FEW DAYS HE'S BEEN ALL OVER ME TELLING ME HE LOVES AND HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE ME AND HOW TALENTED I AM.(WE BOTH PLAY IN ABAND HE'S A GUI
I have been trying to find away to harm myself bad enough that I can wind up in the hands of Elvis!!! I heard he is working there now and I have tried everything but I just wont go down. (healthy as a horse)....Excessive drinking hasnt done it, I have tr
Elvis was the man! Look at the nuts that come here and believe he is still around! I think it is great!
Having endured the last few years of the Bush reign of Error, witnessing the breakdown of virtually everything remotely imaginable I couldn?t help but ask myself?"but what about the good ole? days?"?well, it turns out those sucked too. So I have reached the logical conclusion that BushCo ? isn?t actually the root of all things that suck, just merely some mean spirited compound interest balloon payment tacked onto the check of all things that suck dinner party?You didn?t read the fine print, did you? You would have noticed at the bottom of the menu that 18% gratuitous suck would be added to parties of 6 billion or more.
I know, you are saying to yourself, but not everything sucks (if you are reading this you probably have a higher degree of "Kewlness" about you so I am not really talking about you, unless I am), not everybody is so stooped---well that may be true, but a planet and society that is 92% suck still sucks.
"But I have my children" you say, but most likely your kids suck too. And if your kids don?t suck, they are probably asking themselves what kind of arshole would bring me down to this suck-arsed planet without consulting me first. Like some celestial Bob Barker running round with his "willy out holleri" come on? down. Here?s your gun, now run.
And what does the way-back machine have to say about this? The 90?s?fake euphoria, fake money and Lewinsky, they all sucked. The 80?s---Coke, big hair, Iran-contra republicans, and well pretty much everything sucked. The 70?s---disco, harvest gold shag carpet, and I was born making a nice trifecta of suck. I could go on, but you probably get the idea by now. This planet has sucked, well, since we got here and started fu.ck.ing it up.
Middle Ages? Sucked. Feudalism, Communism... etc. check and check. Roman Empire?.
Remember in school watching Ben-Hur and those Christians get fed to the lions? Outside of the Jewish kids chuckling under their breath everyone was looking around the classroom and saying "well, that sucked". In fact it is pretty damned hard to look throughout history and pick out an era that didn?t suck to be alive in, sure there are a few slivers of time here and there that had a nice little joy-ride; like the boomers, but the boomers suck for making everything suck even more.
So if the good ole? days sucked, then what are conservatives trying to conserve outside of their rank in the hierarchy of suck?
I figure there are two kinds of conservatives, those caught in the grip of a massive case of group Stockholm syndrome worshiping the other miniscule group of conservatives that manage to make so many things that suck.
And a word to progressives?.
GIVE IT UP.! PACK YOUR BAGS, THIS PLACE IS DUMP.
This planet suxs....
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