@james tate
21 Years10,000+ PostsCapricorn
THOUGHTS ABOUT WOMEN BY MEN
Smh lmao. Tate I see you're still at it lol.
Hey! Mine don't sag!!!
*runs out of thread*
Well as a woman I can explain this. Ha
When women have large ones this happens from the weight..matter of fact when they are young they sag from the weight too...Mr Tate is used to looking at implants which give them the melon look. FAKE.
When you have a nice medium size you dont sag with age as there is no weight to pull them down.
Just like men's gross ugly balls....same thing.
Men's dicks are said to shrink as they age, maybe you'll end up with what resembles a WART yourself...just between your legs.
Why should women remain pert & taut when they'll be spending their old age sleeping next to a grumpy old man with a face that looks like a melting wax bulldog. LOL!
Saggy balls are uglier than saggy boobs....saggy boobs can be fixed..🙂
Working boobs have character.
Posted by sunshine222
Well as a woman I can explain this. HaWhen women have large ones this happens from the weight..matter of fact when they are young they sag from the weight too...Mr Tate is used to looking at implants which give them the melon look. FAKE.
When you have a nice medium size you dont sag with age as there is no weight to pull them down.
Just like men's gross ugly balls....same thing.
He's a fake man. That has no idea what it is to be with a real woman. He goes for the teenie boppers cus he's insecure and immature.
Posted by DonJohnson
Nobody sees dangling balls during sex.We see your saggy titters flapping like the front claws of a T-rex.
And dangling balls wouldn't slap you on the ass?
Think again.
Posted by DeeG
Saggy balls are uglier than saggy boobs....saggy boobs can be fixed..🙂
I wonder if a man can get a ball lift?
Good comeback, Don. lol!
Posted by DonJohnson
Nobody sees dangling balls during sex.We see your saggy titters flapping like the front claws of a T-rex.
I WOULDN'T KNOW, I DON'T DO SAGGY BALLS, NOR DO I DO SAGGY TITS...
I love my tits, so does my man. 🙂 I love me!
Posted by truecap
Good comeback, Don. lol!
What a douche you are.
Aren't you the Cappie that asked for advice about your hair a while back?
OK, yeah, you're CAPPIE with the Gemini husband, that did ya dirty...🙂
Hey! Mine don't sag!!!
*runs out of thread*
I just snorted so loud.
Just like men's gross ugly balls....same thing.
Men's dicks are said to shrink as they age, maybe you'll end up with what resembles a WART yourself
+1 LOL
LOL......those things are hideous.
Saggy balls are uglier than saggy boobs....saggy boobs can be fixed
WE MUST ALSO TAKE NOTE THAT THEY HAVE A HARD TIME FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS
IF WOMAN WANT TO TALK ABOUT MEN START YOUR OWN THREAD
THIS IS PROFF THAT THEY CAN'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
Posted by DeeG
Aren't you the Cappie that asked for advice about your hair a while back?
No. Not me. I haven't ever asked hair advice.
Posted by DeeG
OK, yeah, you're CAPPIE with the Gemini husband, that did ya dirty...🙂
Yeah, yah.
Posted by DeeG
Saggy balls are uglier than saggy boobs....saggy boobs can be fixed..🙂I wonder if a man can get a ball lift?
easy turn down the temperature. that bag shrivels up like a mofugga.
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Yeah...but that's not the only thing that "shrivels up like a mofugga"...
Posted by james tate
Hey! Mine don't sag!!!*runs out of thread*
I just snorted so loud.
Just like men's gross ugly balls....same thing.
Men's dicks are said to shrink as they age, maybe you'll end up with what resembles a WART yourself+1 LOL
LOL......those things are hideous.
Saggy balls are uglier than saggy boobs....saggy boobs can be fixedWE MUST ALSO TAKE NOTE THAT THEY HAVE A HARD TIME FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS
IF WOMAN WANT TO TALK ABOUT MEN START YOUR OWN THREAD
THIS IS PROFF THAT THEY CAN'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
It's not that we can't, we choose not to.
I can follow directions, it's instructions that I usually end up throwing out
WE MUST ALSO TAKE NOTE THAT THEY HAVE A HARD TIME FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS
THIS IS PROFF THAT THEY CAN'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
Men only = act like a man and no one will notice. That's why we're not following directions....and why would you ever think you can degrade women without a response??
Posted by DeeG
Saggy balls are uglier than saggy boobs....saggy boobs can be fixed..🙂I wonder if a man can get a ball lift?
easy turn down the temperature. that bag shrivels up like a mofugga.
Yeah...but that's not the only thing that "shrivels up like a mofugga"...
r u a virgin?
the boner doesn't shrink.
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Hardly....and that's great if you have a boner. If not, it nothing shy of a turtle's head. If you want the medical reasoning, it's due to blood flow. Excess blood flow equals larger penis...when the body is cold the blood flow to any extremity reduces. So, no, I'm not a virgin...but now I'm questioning if you actually have a penis.
WELL THER IS SOME DISAPOINTMENT
I KNEW THAT
AQUA, TRUECAP, DEEG, C.C., SUGARARIES WOULD SHOW ME THE LOVE THEY HAVE FOR ME BUT ELLE DID NOT SHOW UP.
AND WE HAVE A FEW WHO MAY NOT LOVE ME AS MUCH (NO HUMOR) AS YOU GUYS DO.
HOPE YOU GOT A LAUGH OUT OF ME.
Posted by DeeG
Saggy balls are uglier than saggy boobs....saggy boobs can be fixed..🙂I wonder if a man can get a ball lift?
easy turn down the temperature. that bag shrivels up like a mofugga.
Yeah...but that's not the only thing that "shrivels up like a mofugga"...
r u a virgin?
the boner doesn't shrink.
Hardly....and that's great if you have a boner. If not, it nothing shy of a turtle's head. If you want the medical reasoning, it's due to blood flow. Excess blood flow equals larger penis...when the body is cold the blood flow to any extremity reduces. So, no, I'm not a virgin...but now I'm questioning if you actually have a penis.
depends on the guy.
i don't see much difference. the big difference is the nutsack.
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There's a funny joke in there but I'll leave it alone 😉 I've been harassing you enough. 😄
Posted by DeeG
Saggy balls are uglier than saggy boobs....saggy boobs can be fixed..🙂I wonder if a man can get a ball lift?
easy turn down the temperature. that bag shrivels up like a mofugga.
Yeah...but that's not the only thing that "shrivels up like a mofugga"...
r u a virgin?
the boner doesn't shrink.
Hardly....and that's great if you have a boner. If not, it nothing shy of a turtle's head. If you want the medical reasoning, it's due to blood flow. Excess blood flow equals larger penis...when the body is cold the blood flow to any extremity reduces. So, no, I'm not a virgin...but now I'm questioning if you actually have a penis.
depends on the guy.
i don't see much difference. the big difference is the nutsack.
There's a funny joke in there but I'll leave it alone 😉 I've been harassing you enough. 😄
what my dangler doesn't become a turtle head?
the real joke here your icon pic. Sweet Jesus.
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Why is my pic a joke? That's really me...
Wondering when some women lost their sense of humor...
bem que d?? uma merda; alegre ou flacidez, n?o importa em algum momento ele aliment??-lo e em outro se transformou em voc?. quando voc? estala os beb?s fora, aprender a porra apreci??-los. n?o existe tal coisa como a gravidade.
I ALSO LIKE WOMEN, BUT I HAVE BECOME QUITE DISTURBED ABOUT HOW MANY OF THEM TELL LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING SO I OFTEN FEEL ALONE EVEN THOUGH NOT ALL WOMEN ARE PATHOLOGICAL LIARS I AM HOPEFUL TO FIND A DECENT LADY TO HELP COMPLETE MY LIFE.
Posted by sandynads
I saw a man with 3 balls once.Confucius say: baseball wrong. Man with 9 balls cannot walk.
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LOL!
Posted by sandynads
I saw a man with 3 balls once.
I saw a guy with one ball...I called him n?mero uno 🙂
Posted by CluelessCancer
My tits are perfect, mouthful, just enough.
The martini glass theory 🙂 if you can fill a martini glass, it's enough. The rest is overflow.
hehe... I love my jubblies too (*Y*) and despite 'ahem' generous proportions I've never had any complaints if the cup runneth over!
and should the cup headeth south, well, I'll start dating shorter men and wearing higher heels?!
30F...
Still a few years before I can sling them over my shoulder though 🙂
If I could share I would!
You should see my sports bra's- I swear they're engineered by NASA and roughly the same sort of profile... Ludicrous
And backless/ braless dresses? Don't even get me started honey! Not. An. Option.
And less surface area, less gravity as the boys and NASA would tell you! Bonus 😄
What I know is that I want to by her "underwear" and I never know the size lol so i dont buy it lol
Posted by kraft
the anticipation is killing me! can't wait for this to come out.
They look so ghetto, but if they can put Honey Boo Boo's mom on screen then I guess anybody can be on tv these days.
ah good morning all
i had a great nights sleep while you were compairing boobs. and nut sacks.
Posted by james tate
THIS IS A MAN ONLY THREAD
IF WOMAN WANT TO TALK ABOUT MEN START YOUR OWN THREAD
THIS THREAD IS TO EXAM STRANGE FACTS ABOUT WOMEN
I'LL STARTI HAVE NOTICED THAT WHEN WOMEN ARE YOUNG I'LL SAY UNDER 40
THERE BREST ARE LIKE HALF MELLONS
THEY STAND THERE LIKE THE FRUIT OF A PINK MELLON WITH A BERRY OF SOME KIND ON TOPWHEN THEY GET OLD THE BREST JUST HANG THERE LIKE A HOUNDDOGS EARS WITH A WART ON THE END
A STRANGE BUT TRUE FACT
ANY OTHER THING YOU MEN WANT TO ADD?
NOT SO WITH MY MUM'S. @_@
My mum's boobs still look like half mellons... no, make it half watermelons... @_@
Roasted rabbit breast, YUMYUM!
A GROWN RABBIT STILL SUCKING ON HIM MUM
HE NEED A GIRL FRIEND OR A BOY FRIEND.
Posted by firebunny
My mum's boobs still look like half mellons... no, make it half watermelons... @_@Phone number? 😛
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LOL
For the record, I just admire my mum. O_O
YOU SILLY GUYS. 😛
Posted by firebunny
For the record, I just admire my mum. O_OYOU SILLY GUYS. 😛
Bugsy!
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THIS IS A MAN ONLY THREAD
IF WOMAN WANT TO TALK ABOUT MEN START YOUR OWN THREAD
THIS THREAD IS TO EXAM STRANGE FACTS ABOUT WOMEN
I'LL START
I HAVE NOTICED THAT WHEN WOMEN ARE YOUNG I'LL SAY UNDER 40
THERE BREST ARE LIKE HALF MELLONS
THEY STAND THERE LIKE THE FRUIT OF A PINK MELLON WITH A BERRY OF SOME KIND ON TOP
WHEN THEY GET OLD THE BREST JUST HANG THERE LIKE A HOUNDDOGS EARS WITH A WART ON THE END
A STRANGE BUT TRUE FACT
ANY OTHER THING YOU MEN WANT TO ADD?