SirHorns
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To improve productivity, men are offered paid leave to masturbate
Posted by mrpepperidgeToo much effort. Plus it takes them less time to get back to work.
men already go to brothels on their lunch break
Just wash your hands and go vs taking a whore bathe and drive back to the office.
Posted by starloverBrilliant! Start a business, become rich so everyone can copy your new business model!
What about taking 'wank breaks'
Before or after tea
😛
Posted by starloverKindest Scorpio ever.Posted by SirHornsLolPosted by starloverBrilliant! Start a business, become rich so everyone can copy your new business model!
What about taking 'wank breaks'
Before or after tea
😛
I will cut you in 50/50
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But women can't get time off for periods? Da fuq
LOL no way I'm clicking on that wanna be Ann Coulter sheep ass link. ‚
Where's my paid leave to rub one out??!
Posted by bkbella86This. All day every day.
But women can't get time off for periods? Da fuq
"Excuse me while I hunch over in pain from this internal bleeding. You boys go take your wank break. Us poor weak females will get all the work done". Smh.
Posted by Arielle83We can't all be as badass as you!!!Posted by LadyNeptuneBut women aren't meant to be working.Posted by bkbella86This. All day every day.
But women can't get time off for periods? Da fuq
"Excuse me while I hunch over in pain from this internal bleeding. You boys go take your wank break. Us poor weak females will get all the work done". Smh.
Remember?
We fought for equal rights, so don't go bitching about period pains. Take a midol and get back to work.
Just because feminism has created beta males who now need to bust out their blue balls, please don't whine about periods.
We're the alpha's now!click to expand
No but real talk. Second day is the all time worst. I cash in my sick days/vaca to stay home and be miserable.
Posted by Arielle83Censoring yourself in order to portray the illusion of strength... now that reads weak to me.Posted by LadyNeptuneI'm not even saying anything about me.Posted by Arielle83We can't all be as badass as you!!!Posted by LadyNeptuneBut women aren't meant to be working.Posted by bkbella86This. All day every day.
But women can't get time off for periods? Da fuq
"Excuse me while I hunch over in pain from this internal bleeding. You boys go take your wank break. Us poor weak females will get all the work done". Smh.
Remember?
We fought for equal rights, so don't go bitching about period pains. Take a midol and get back to work.
Just because feminism has created beta males who now need to bust out their blue balls, please don't whine about periods.
We're the alpha's now!
No but real talk. Second day is the all time worst. I cash in my sick days/vaca to stay home and be miserable.
I'm saying we fought for equality. Complaining about periods is what gives men a foundation to think we are weak.
This thread makes me think it's them that are the weak ones now.
Or maybe we can all be humanly equal rather than gendered equal and realise that we all have bodily functions that make us hurt.click to expand
Meanwhile, in the U.S., I'm still waiting for guaranteed paid maternity and paternity leave. Maybe I should head off the to UK. Or, like, anywhere else.
But, tbh, I've never heard a guy complain about not being able to masturbate during work.
But, tbh, I've never heard a guy complain about not being able to masturbate during work.
Posted by Arielle83Dude you said 👆👆👆Posted by LadyNeptuneWho is censoring? Pain medication was invented for people to push through.Posted by Arielle83Censoring yourself in order to portray the illusion of strength... now that reads weak to me.Posted by LadyNeptuneI'm not even saying anything about me.Posted by Arielle83We can't all be as badass as you!!!Posted by LadyNeptuneBut women aren't meant to be working.Posted by bkbella86This. All day every day.
But women can't get time off for periods? Da fuq
"Excuse me while I hunch over in pain from this internal bleeding. You boys go take your wank break. Us poor weak females will get all the work done". Smh.
Remember?
We fought for equal rights, so don't go bitching about period pains. Take a midol and get back to work.
Just because feminism has created beta males who now need to bust out their blue balls, please don't whine about periods.
We're the alpha's now!
No but real talk. Second day is the all time worst. I cash in my sick days/vaca to stay home and be miserable.
I'm saying we fought for equality. Complaining about periods is what gives men a foundation to think we are weak.
This thread makes me think it's them that are the weak ones now.
Or maybe we can all be humanly equal rather than gendered equal and realise that we all have bodily functions that make us hurt.
No one wants a weak cog in the machine.
If you want sick days for period pain, you may have that, but you can't deny another persons experience of pain either.
I'm just saying, "the feminists" fought for women to be able to join the work force, and of course one of the issues back then was women and their periods.
I'm over men saying "you can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Maybe I hear period jokes more cuz my reality is highly gendered and my brain is more equalitarian.
Each gender has things to deal with. One is not over another.click to expand
"Complaining about periods is what gives men a foundation to think we're weak"
And that's what I replied too...
I'm not de
Posted by gengbenghiskhanAnd the Google search for ruinthatpussy.net has just suddenly skyrocketed...
how exactly is this "need" even coming (pun not intended) to light anyway?
big cheese: "hey you, peon. why are you not working on the presentation right now?"
peon: "well boss, I was surfing ruinthatpussy.net and now I have a massive throbbing boner. If I don't get a 5 min bathroom break, you're gonna need to buy me a new keyboard."
Posted by Arielle83Sometimes pain medication doesn't work for me. I've had real life contractions during my period. Where I'm bowled over in pain. My job requires me to walk andPosted by LadyNeptuneWho is censoring? Pain medication was invented for people to push through.Posted by Arielle83Censoring yourself in order to portray the illusion of strength... now that reads weak to me.Posted by LadyNeptuneI'm not even saying anything about me.Posted by Arielle83We can't all be as badass as you!!!Posted by LadyNeptuneBut women aren't meant to be working.Posted by bkbella86This. All day every day.
But women can't get time off for periods? Da fuq
"Excuse me while I hunch over in pain from this internal bleeding. You boys go take your wank break. Us poor weak females will get all the work done". Smh.
Remember?
We fought for equal rights, so don't go bitching about period pains. Take a midol and get back to work.
Just because feminism has created beta males who now need to bust out their blue balls, please don't whine about periods.
We're the alpha's now!
No but real talk. Second day is the all time worst. I cash in my sick days/vaca to stay home and be miserable.
I'm saying we fought for equality. Complaining about periods is what gives men a foundation to think we are weak.
This thread makes me think it's them that are the weak ones now.
Or maybe we can all be humanly equal rather than gendered equal and realise that we all have bodily functions that make us hurt.
No one wants a weak cog in the machine.
If you want sick days for period pain, you may have that, but you can't deny another persons experience of pain either.
I'm just saying, "the feminists" fought for women to be able to join the work force, and of course one of the issues back then was women and their periods.
I'm over men saying "you can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Maybe I hear period jokes more cuz my reality is highly gendered and my brain is more equalitarian.
Each gender has things to deal with. One is not over another.click to expand
I don't believe the article. It'd be pretty dumb for that to actually happen to anyone. I ain't paying nobody to wank on my damn time
Posted by Damous...I'm surprised some read it seriously. It was even labeled satire on the bottom...granted I'm not sure if it show up well for people using phones.
It's a fake article.
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“They feel guilty and ashamed for taking time off and often sit at their desks in silence not wanting to acknowledge it.
“It started from there and we thought we had to see what we could do about it and try and break the last great taboo.
“Nothing like this has been done in the UK before, we believe, and if it has, it has been very small.”
According to the NHS, studies suggest 90 per cent of men experience pain if they do not masturbate regularly. Around 20 per cent describe their pain as moderate, while two per cent say it is severe.
Another study, it says, claims 14 per cent of men are frequently unable to work because of the pain.
Mr. Baxter believes the scheme will increase productivity and hopes other firms will follow the lead of global sportswear giant Nike and introduce similar policies.
Nike introduced masturbation leave in 2007 and makes business partners sign a memorandum of understanding to ensure they maintain the company’s standards.
Mr. Baxter said: “”Many companies are female-centric and don’t discuss their male worker’s sexual needs but there is a misconception that taking time off makes a business unproductive,” he said.
“This is not about employees taking more time off but working more flexibly and efficiently around their sexual needs and encouraging a work-life balance.”
The issue of masturbation leave has previously divided opinion, with some saying it is discriminatory or even sexist to allow men extra time off, while others argue it is a medical necessity.
Mr. Baxter said: “When men are experiencing the need to ejaculate they are in a winter state, when they need to regroup, keep warm and nourish their bodies.
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