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V-Day Man Crates
Really?
Is this like Amway for Tauruses?
o.O
Posted by Montgomery
Really?Is this like Amway for Tauruses?
o.O
Im only promoting it because I believe in the product.
I too came to dxp with relationship issues, and i posted and posted about it, but no advice ever helped me get my man back, but once i found mancrate.com my life changed, I was hitting it two times a day.
But I was going to cook a Ron Swanson type meal with some Walking Dead.
Posted by Montgomery
Really?Is this like Amway for Tauruses?
o.O
Im only promoting it because I believe in the product.
I too came to dxp with relationship issues, and i posted and posted about it, but no advice ever helped me get my man back, but once i found mancrate.com my life changed, I was hitting it two times a day.
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Of course... I have no idea what I was thinking.
That's pretty cool. Would totally make my own if I had a boo
Pancake Man?
TAURUS
Obviously.
Sriracha Man?
SCORPIO... I associate sriracha with rabbit.
Zombie Man?
This one is a little more difficult... but I'll say CAPRICORN.
They are all really boy scouts, at heart, and if it comes down
to a Zombie Apocalypse-- Caps will be prepared.
So they can capitalize on it and run the world, post-Armageddon.
~
omg I literally just got back from a craft store. I'm making a basket with the new Kobes releasing tomorrow, some sunglasses, and a bucket with mini tequila and some limes, vodka, and 312 beer. I'm also filling that bucket with those decorative black rocks that people normally have in little tray-like objects.... not that that's very descriptive but hopefully you get what I'm saying. lmao. and maybe some peanut M&M's too because he likes those.
I'm gonna bury the shoes and glasses under puffy confetti and have only the bucket visible. and I'm also getting a little mini chest and putting weed in it. it's his bday too, so he's getting a full package deal. I didn't get him anything last year when he asked. he didn't ask this year so it'll be a big surprise combo for last year + this year.
I'm putting a giant wooden "M" on the front too because his name begins with M (obviously- why else would I put it there).
I just feel really giving this year. I'm an impulsive buyer. Mars and Pluto in the second house. whaddaya gonna do *shrugs*. I'm a mere college student anyways. I'm supposed to always be broke. why not be broke and generous
Search the site And nothing caught my eye. Everything I can buy with a $ 10 trip to Walmart.
Where is the wing cheeseburger and rib crate with a variety of sodas potato salad and Vodka.
Posted by WhiteChocolate
The Aries man crate would be creatine shakes and fat burners.
Posted by VenusStar
Search the site And nothing caught my eye. Everything I can buy with a $ 10 trip to Walmart.Where is the wing cheeseburger and rib crate with a variety of sodas potato salad and Vodka.
Posted by WhiteChocolate
The Aries man crate would be creatine shakes and fat burners.
Taurus crate would be juicy cheeseburgers, rich milkshakes, water, and chili cheese fries. Maalox, and possibly magnesium hydroxide as a laxative.
Posted by WhiteChocolate
The Aries man crate would be creatine shakes and fat burners.Taurus crate would be juicy cheeseburgers, rich milkshakes, water, and chili cheese fries. Maalox, and possibly magnesium hydroxide as a laxative.
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Posted by VenusStar
Search the site And nothing caught my eye. Everything I can buy with a $ 10 trip to Walmart.Where is the wing cheeseburger and rib crate with a variety of sodas potato salad and Vodka.
😢 thought it would be sent precatered to my door. Who wants to buy spices and a cookbook for over $ 50. I don't.
I'm also getting a little mini chest and putting weed in it.…
I'm putting a giant wooden "M" on the front too because his name begins with M (obviously- why else would I put it there).
That would've been my guess.
Heh...
🙂
or the classic
Posted by degenerate_ingenue
omg I literally just got back from a craft store. I'm making a basket with the new Kobes releasing tomorrow, some sunglasses, and a bucket with mini tequila and some limes, vodka, and 312 beer. I'm also filling that bucket with those decorative black rocks that people normally have in little tray-like objects.... not that that's very descriptive but hopefully you get what I'm saying. lmao. and maybe some peanut M&M's too because he likes those.I'm gonna bury the shoes and glasses under puffy confetti and have only the bucket visible. and I'm also getting a little mini chest and putting weed in it. it's his bday too, so he's getting a full package deal. I didn't get him anything last year when he asked. he didn't ask this year so it'll be a big surprise combo for last year + this year.
I'm putting a giant wooden "M" on the front too because his name begins with M (obviously- why else would I put it there).
I just feel really giving this year. I'm an impulsive buyer. Mars and Pluto in the second house. whaddaya gonna do *shrugs*. I'm a mere college student anyways. I'm supposed to always be broke. why not be broke and generous
Wow
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smh.... Libra men and their obscure/fake flakes of the zodiac responses.
😆
joking. done terrorizing u for the day.
what can I say. I'm a Libra ascendant with an artistic flair. don't forget Venus conjunct Jupiter (lol)....Venus dominance in general.
😄
Posted by WhiteChocolate
The Aries man crate would be creatine shakes and fat burners.Taurus crate would be juicy cheeseburgers, rich milkshakes, water, and chili cheese fries. Maalox, and possibly magnesium hydroxide as a laxative.
*drool*
the first ones to go in a zombie attack.
Nice!
How about flowers? Do men enjoy receiving them?
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Seriously treat em right ladies... They have a crate for every type of guy you date.
http://www.mancrates.com/gifts-for-men
Pancake Man?
Sriracha Man?
Zombie Man?
Which crates would you choose for each sign?