@venusianbull
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Thank you Librasid. π
π Sankoo DP!
Dom, I did not give you leave to post my image here. Take care of it, that was extremely rude.
You could not have asked with words instead of filching a pic I put in my profile? And why are you playing *slow* when you are anything but?
Nahhh, I'm not ashamed of the pic per se. I'm focusing more on Dom's apparent *arseholio effect* kicking in.
YES Dom, I'd like you to hide your post. *icy sniff*
Thank you Eleni. π
Fuck it... others have done it why not!
You have no idea how many times I rerecorded this... I cannot believe I am posting it. When I start to get loud you hear how bad my mic is.
Please no quotes, I may hide this when I sober up and hear it...
*shaking with nervousness*
*grabbing Dom by the ear* To the CORNER with you young man, and nose to the wall. No getting out until you can behave yourself. π
Ummmm, it's my profile? And it's not OTT. Just my legs. Why are you wondering at what I put in my profile? I could put a pic of the Queen of England up there if I so choose. I have wolves there too. And pinups, and Wonder Woman. Would you like to ask me about those too?
Posted by venusianbull
*grabbing Dom by the ear* To the CORNER with you young man, and nose to the wall. No getting out until you can behave yourself. π
Easy there, Bull...
I don't think he meant any harm and is genuinely asking how he offended.
Be patient with him. π
Posted by venusianbull
*grabbing Dom by the ear* To the CORNER with you young man, and nose to the wall. No getting out until you can behave yourself. πEasy there, Bull...
I don't think he meant any harm and is genuinely asking how he offended.
Be patient with him. πclick to expand
Okay, simmering down now. Breathe in...and out. π
Posted by seavixen2
VB, your beautiful...if you got it FLAUNT it babygirl
Thank you Vix, that just startled me.
Posted by LibraSid
Fuck it... others have done it why not!You have no idea how many times I rerecorded this... I cannot believe I am posting it. When I start to get loud you hear how bad my mic is.
Please no quotes, I may hide this when I sober up and hear it...
*shaking with nervousness*
I liked it. Very sweet. π
Dom, it's called a modicum of privacy. It is my pic to display when and where I choose too. Yes, it is in my profile. For anyone to look at if they have the inclination to do so. But if I wanted it emblazoned here, it would be here. You retrieved it and displayed it without my knowledge or consent. That is where the ire came from. I would not do that to anyone without asking first. And more than like it wouldn't occur to me in the first place. If you thought you got the full benefit of my anger, you are mistaken. That was but a flicker. It surprised me unpleasantly, and I didn't care for it. Now, since this thread is about laughs, and fun and general tomfoolery, I'd like to go back to that place. Alright?
Be at ease Gem, I am not out for your head on a spike. Do not do it again. Crystal? GOOD.
Ahh I said no quoting it.
I have sound problems because I don't have speakers, just the headset. So for me to hear the music I need the headset on which puts the mic too close to my mouth. That's what I meant by not being able to sing loud like normal, I had to hold back or else it's too much for the mic.
LOL TOC
Posted by Days22
its going on my songs to jog to sid! lol
The only use for it would be to loop it during an interrogation. They'd talk to get it turned off. Haha.
Any I'll say the dingo ate your baby too π
For comparison sake. Aussie vs. American
The user who posted this message has hidden it.
Ummm..NO! You don't get to hide this while I couldn't listen to it. I just got home. OPEN IT BACK UP, WOMAN!
Dom you're way off! TO baby. Where are you?
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
In my 5 years on dxp, this is certainly the coolest thread so far.This little test sound is meant as a homage to all the female sexy voices so far (VB, Seavixxen and DP especially..Wynterbourne was hot too!) π
Shaks has that euro deep buttery voice happening. Smooth
Posted by MsPisces.
Slicks, English Jamaican?London accent, patois influenced i suppose
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That accent kicks ass!
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Fucking BRILLIANT! Love it.
I applaud you for honoring your promise and I'm grinning at the UTTERY SWEETNESS IN YOUR VOICE, Tubs. I believe you mentioned your Pisces was utterly crazy for you? Now I know why!
Haha omg can I put you in my pocket?!!? Little package of sunshine right there.
Definitely. I can see Shaks reclined in front of a roaring fire, in his quilted silk smoking jacket. A glass of smooth whiskey or port in one hand, a cigar in the other. Bemused look on his face, or perhaps a raised brow.
Posted by caligula
hey cat,say this for me...
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!click to expand
Hahaha
Finally found a mic π
Ah see! Never get tired of the Euro accents π
Posted by Mr Nice
This for AA.
hahaha
Posted by Dynamite Parfait
For Venusian Bull and all the rest of DXPLand. Sorry the quality's not so good, and my voice sounds hoarse, but i have a cold, so....I hope you like it anyways. πβββ
JADE!!!! I'm in amazement! That was beautiful!!! *hoots and hollers LOUDLY*
Posted by MsPisces.
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What's up LITTLE MISS SWEET THANG! Why so short? π
Posted by venusianbull
And methinks AA is full of something warm and brown and trying to get a rise out of me. And to get me to say 'moo moo' in vocaroo. π
haha i was ojnly kidding. taureans have beautiful voices.
look at enrique iglasias
Posted by venusianbull
And methinks AA is full of something warm and brown and trying to get a rise out of me. And to get me to say 'moo moo' in vocaroo. πhaha i was ojnly kidding. taureans have beautiful voices.
look at enrique iglasiasclick to expand
LOL I know you were, and did you catch the moo-a-thon? Pretty damned funny.
Posted by Eleni
to throatvirus...haha
You know that song by Usher?
"i mean like, ooh my gosh i'm so in love
i found you finally, it make me want to say
oh, oh , oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh," f
Bye Ms. P π
Try not to party as hard as that one picture where you're passed out in the back lol
don't quote. or ??ll kill you.
Oh that's friggin hot...
holy fuck.
YOUR EVIL!
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Nahhhhh. See my wings fluttering? π
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('scuse language, first take!)
Haha THAT WAS AWESOME. You should pimp yourself out with some sort of "Audio books" of you reading kid stories. The MILF's would shell out the cash for it lol.
Posted by ThroatVirus
this thread is a MONSTERdoes this sound authentic?
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HSHAHAHA
Posted by MissPirate
Meanie! I do not ever fooking say that!Just cos you sound like Sean Bean!
sen bean in sharp!!!
*jumping up and down* NO FAIR, can't see over the wall!
Posted by Eleni
this goes out to all my dxp boys with their shmexy deep voices...sammy, throatvirus, virgohero, soap/kyle, asleep, beergo...i'm sure all the ladies will agree that ur stealing our hearts away πignore the commercial in the beginning...lol
Ah too kind π Here's a fitting one from Enrique as well. If I REMOVELY had his chops, I'd sing it on vocaroo for you all!
Posted by venusianbull
Okay, it's Friday and I'm singing. So der. π
singing whilst taking a piss? shame on you
Posted by venusianbull
Okay, it's Friday and I'm singing. So der. πsinging whilst taking a piss? shame on you
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LMAO It's my fish tank ya smartass!
BEAUTIFUL!
Posted by LibraSid
Here is my poetry contribution (even though it's not really mine)... To my alarm clock
Hah awesome, man! Eloquent and well said!
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Awwwww. *dragging toe in sand* π