@brianafay
19 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius
that was fucking amazing lol. and delivered with such finess and ease! fucking libras
♥
no hiding!
I missed it.
I figured me yelling beats rifling off the ingredients on the back of a shampoo bottle.
Awww TOC. 😢
Hahaha @ DK that was friggin awesome!
All the ladies sound so cute and girly.
*jealous*
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Hahaha... I got shy!!
Don't be. How about we do one together then? You ok with that? I'll hold your hand and everything too. That ok?
P.S. GAME TIME! GAME TIME! GAME TIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!!!
Posted by DK09
I figured me yelling beats rifling off the ingredients on the back of a shampoo bottle.
HERBAL ESSENCES?!
Posted by MissPirate
All the ladies sound so cute and girly.*jealous*
I don't think I sound girly. Where's yours did I miss it?
Posted by DK09
I figured me yelling beats rifling off the ingredients on the back of a shampoo bottle.HERBAL ESSENCES?!
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I'll never tell. Ok yes. It's why my hair is fantastic. It compliments the handsome.
You don't have too TOC if it makes you uncomfortable. Nope.
Basement Jaxx! Off to media player!
I think Mr (or Mrs) DXP should do theirs.
😛
i still want Q-bone....or anyone else not from the states
Posted by MissPirate
All the ladies sound so cute and girly.*jealous*
I don't think I sound girly. Where's yours did I miss it?
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I haven't posted mine. My accent sucks lol.
Although I may cave later when I'm drunk.
Posted by DK09
I figured me yelling beats rifling off the ingredients on the back of a shampoo bottle.HERBAL ESSENCES?!
I'll never tell. Ok yes. It's why my hair is fantastic. It compliments the handsome.
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I ♥ Herbal Essences. Raunchy descriptions on the bottle + orgasms in their commercials = hair sex.
I'M STILL MEAN AND ANGRY DAMNIT!
Posted by MissPirate
I think Mr (or Mrs) DXP should do theirs.😛
Here's some motivation for them. Get hype! GAME TIME!
i was just picturing those fleshy golden australian nuggets in my prepubescant mouth
LMAO!!!
he is stoopid
Posted by caligula
I'M STILL MEAN AND ANGRY DAMNIT!
Start yelling game time! It's the only way to get your swagger back. The. Only. Way.
^^^ Lmao.
That would be awesome if DXP did that.
is it because you sound like black beard?
dk09, if you can see this, do terry tate pleeeeeease
DK:
You know that shampoo is turning you on....LOL
NICE
Hahahaha
"indulge every inch" "give your length the strength" "how long will you go without touching it?"
oh word. 😛 subliminal messages
leave it to a sag to be the first to do porno
Yeah my sexy voice is complete shit. I can't not laugh
You know that shampoo is turning you on....LOL
Sweet mother of God...... O_O
I, I, I..... duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Posted by caligula
dk09, if you can see this, do terry tate pleeeeeease
This is hilarious!
The pain train is coming! Woot Woot
Posted by caligula
dk09, if you can see this, do terry tate pleeeeeease
Oh man Terry Tate is hard hahahaha! I'm tryign to pic out which lien to use. Give me a minute.
TOC go read the back of your shampoo bottle too. Lol
yeah, there are more on youtube. that's my fave tho.
"hey janis!"
Will you rap for me if I paste some lyrics? Lol
I may not have the cool british accent or the really deep voice, but I'll take requests too.
I was gonna do Mary had a little lamb for Ms.P but I haven't got my Christopher Walken down yet... maybe tonight.
COLE TRAIN BABY!!
"the dingo at your baby"
ate 😛
ok, NOW it's funny 🙂
dont hide it!
oh stop being a spazz
TOC do Khia - "I've been called a bitch" (my version, cause I don't think she really says trolls...hahaha)
Fuck them other hos, bitches, TROLLS
Ol' tricken-ass-no-makin-money ass hos. (x2)
Yeah I been called a bitch, but neva called a ho.
I gets plenty money and I'm always smokin dro.
I love everybody, but the hates they love to hate...
Point'em hatin hoes out, n' I bust 'em in their face!
😄
gangsta Aussie. It's going to be epic.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! TUBBY HAS THE SWEETEST VOICE YET!!! UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!
Tubby your voice is BEAUTIFUL..had to say it...wow !click to expand
Haha right? I had to listen to it like 3 times. I was nahhh that's not her.
wow!
i'm offended. what the flipflyinfuck yall thought i sounded like!?!?!
i guess i shouldn't complain. i thought the scorp would sound groaty and she actually has a "lovely" voice...the irony.
I think it's amusing how many line up with what I already had in place in my head. Accents aside.
UGH!
i got street cred.
fuck all of yall!
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