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Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Damn.. angry dragon i bet no dxpers ladies would allow that haha
Hell no!!! That shit burns. Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??


damn i need to find a sag girl one day to do the angry dragon lol
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I said NO!!!! Lol. NO does not = yes. Lol

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Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??


Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?

1st one is the worse 1000/10

2nd one is ok

3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.



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I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??

I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!

@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
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Posted by Aznnation
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Posted by Aznnation
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Damn.. angry dragon i bet no dxpers ladies would allow that haha


What angry dragon?

I am feeling I had missed a lot!

Should I quit my job?
Lol beware if you're too old you might get pneumonia
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Try me! ?
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Posted by Astrology101
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Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??


Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?

1st one is the worse 1000/10

2nd one is ok

3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.




I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??

I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!

@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
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I think once you go on there you can kind of scroll through stuff. It says other stuff that is related. Like Donkey Punch lol

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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??


Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?

1st one is the worse 1000/10

2nd one is ok

3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.




I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??

I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!

@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
I think once you go on there you can kind of scroll through stuff. It says other stuff that is related. Like Donkey Punch lol

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Omg!! That donkey punch thing is soooo mean!! Who'd do that?!!?

Who even comes up with these terms goddamn?
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Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
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Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??


Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?

1st one is the worse 1000/10

2nd one is ok

3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.




I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??

I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!

@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
Oh no.... lol

You are doomed. —
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Imagine actually not knowing the stuff at all n someone just randomly trying that on you omg ??
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Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
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Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??


Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?

1st one is the worse 1000/10

2nd one is ok

3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.




I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??

I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!

@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
Oh no.... lol

You are doomed. —
Imagine actually not knowing the stuff at all n someone just randomly trying that on you omg ??
Lol I'd cut his dick off. ?
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——??

/Dead

??

Lovely!!!
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Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??


Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?

1st one is the worse 1000/10

2nd one is ok

3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.




I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??

I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!

@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
Oh no.... lol

You are doomed. —
Imagine actually not knowing the stuff at all n someone just randomly trying that on you omg ??
Lol I'd cut his dick off. ?

——??

/Dead

??

Lovely!!!


—??

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You're my inspiration —
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Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??


Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?

1st one is the worse 1000/10

2nd one is ok

3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.




I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??

I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!

@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
Oh no.... lol

You are doomed. —
Imagine actually not knowing the stuff at all n someone just randomly trying that on you omg ??
Lol I'd cut his dick off. ?

——??

/Dead

??

Lovely!!!


—??


You're my inspiration —


I got no chill tho —?
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N I got too much of it. I'll learn moderation maybe?
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Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??



@Teena


??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?


I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
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Just be thankful it doesn't burn going down your throat!! —??

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Posted by Teena
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Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88


Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??



@Teena


??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?


I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
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HOW is he supposed to bent to get in an eye?
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88


Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??



@Teena


??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?


I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
Just be thankful it doesn't burn going down your throat!! —??

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Oh wait!! I thought it hurts the throat too??

I came across a term which is as worse as the chili dog btw!!!! It's bavarian chocolate cream pie ...ewwwwww—??
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Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88


Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??



@Teena


??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?


I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
Just be thankful it doesn't burn going down your throat!! —??



Oh wait!! I thought it hurts the throat too??

I came across a term which is as worse as the chili dog btw!!!! It's bavarian chocolate cream pie ...ewwwwww—??

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—? —??
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
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Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88


Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??



@Teena


??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?


I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
HOW is he supposed to bent to get in an eye?
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Maybe he raises it up. Idk how they jack off Gemi

goddamn —??
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Posted by Gemitati
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Hahaha. I've seen it happen. Lol. Sitting down and enjoying the view while doing it but not realizing how much will come out ?? Funniest shit EVER
Wait wait!! What did you see happening?? The first one—?
What's the first one?

And second?

And third? I found just one sick move! ?
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The terms saggurl asked you to google

Chili dog

Cherry cream pie

Angry dragon

Go explore n tell me if you tried any?
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Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Hahaha. I've seen it happen. Lol. Sitting down and enjoying the view while doing it but not realizing how much will come out ?? Funniest shit EVER
Wait wait!! What did you see happening?? The first one—?
What's the first one?

And second?

And third? I found just one sick move! ?
The terms saggurl asked you to google

Chili dog

Cherry cream pie

Angry dragon

Go explore n tell me if you tried any?
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I almost thought that you meant a real search in Google would link me to these. Scared the shit out of me!! —
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Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Hahaha. I've seen it happen. Lol. Sitting down and enjoying the view while doing it but not realizing how much will come out ?? Funniest shit EVER
Wait wait!! What did you see happening?? The first one—?
What's the first one?

And second?

And third? I found just one sick move! ?
The terms saggurl asked you to google

Chili dog

Cherry cream pie

Angry dragon

Go explore n tell me if you tried any?
I almost thought that you meant a real search in Google would link me to these. Scared the shit out if me!! —

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??

I thought it'd be easier for Gemi to understand it if I say google instead of urban dictionary ??
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