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A cleveland steamer
Posted by Aznnation
Posted by EvilHare
Homonecropedobeasiality
lol wtf is that
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A great time
Posted by Aznnation
Posted by EvilHare
Homonecropedobeasiality
lol wtf is that
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It's a new word EvilHair invented after 26th beer! ?
Posted by Distilled
An Internet outage.
Naah...it must be worldwide! DXP is a home for World freaks - not one village!
So forget it though it's sounds interesting.
?
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Posted by Distilled
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Distilled
An Internet outage.
Naah...it must be worldwide! DXP is a home for World freaks - not one village!
So forget it though it's sounds interesting.
?
Never seen eyes that shape either until now.
Check.
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It's googly eyes! Lol
Posted by Aznnation
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Aznnation
Posted by EvilHare
Homonecropedobeasiality
lol wtf is that
It's a new word EvilHair invented after 26th beer! ?
that explains the typing lol
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Seems like a single,dead,young,animal sex act. Eeeewwwwwe
fix that sheet @sectet
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Posted by Aznnation
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Damn.. angry dragon i bet no dxpers ladies would allow that haha
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Hell no!!! That shit burns. Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
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It's not gonna hurt to look! LMAO.
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
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I had to look up all of them?
1st one is the worse 1000/10
2nd one is ok
3rd one is 100/10
Posted by Aznnation
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Damn.. angry dragon i bet no dxpers ladies would allow that haha
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What angry dragon?
I am feeling I had missed a lot!
Should I quit my job?
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Posted by Aznnation
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Aznnation
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Damn.. angry dragon i bet no dxpers ladies would allow that haha
Hell no!!! That shit burns. Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
damn i need to find a sag girl one day to do the angry dragon lol
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I said NO!!!! Lol. NO does not = yes. Lol
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?
1st one is the worse 1000/10
2nd one is ok
3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.
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I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??
I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!
@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
Posted by Aznnation
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Aznnation
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Damn.. angry dragon i bet no dxpers ladies would allow that haha
What angry dragon?
I am feeling I had missed a lot!
Should I quit my job?
Lol beware if you're too old you might get pneumonia
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Try me! ?
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?
1st one is the worse 1000/10
2nd one is ok
3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.
—
I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??
I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!
@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
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I think once you go on there you can kind of scroll through stuff. It says other stuff that is related. Like Donkey Punch lol
Wealth of info uncovered! —
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?
1st one is the worse 1000/10
2nd one is ok
3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.
—
I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??
I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!
@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
I think once you go on there you can kind of scroll through stuff. It says other stuff that is related. Like Donkey Punch lol
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Omg!! That donkey punch thing is soooo mean!! Who'd do that?!!?
Who even comes up with these terms goddamn?
——?
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?
1st one is the worse 1000/10
2nd one is ok
3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.
—
I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??
I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!
@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
Oh no.... lol
You are doomed. —
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Imagine actually not knowing the stuff at all n someone just randomly trying that on you omg ??
I am miffed...what position guy supposed
to assume to squirt in his own eyes? Hmm
Posted by Gemitati
Wealth of info uncovered! —
I'm getting sex education on your thread Gemi ??
Hahaha. I've seen it happen. Lol. Sitting down and enjoying the view while doing it but not realizing how much will come out ?? Funniest shit EVER
Hey. I'm glad I can bring something to the table! ??
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?
1st one is the worse 1000/10
2nd one is ok
3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.
—
I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??
I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!
@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
Oh no.... lol
You are doomed. —
Imagine actually not knowing the stuff at all n someone just randomly trying that on you omg ??
Lol I'd cut his dick off. ?
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——??
/Dead
??
Lovely!!!
Posted by saggurl88
Hahaha. I've seen it happen. Lol. Sitting down and enjoying the view while doing it but not realizing how much will come out ?? Funniest shit EVER
Wait wait!! What did you see happening?? The first one—?
Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
Posted by saggurl88
Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
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??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?
1st one is the worse 1000/10
2nd one is ok
3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.
—
I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??
I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!
@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
Oh no.... lol
You are doomed. —
Imagine actually not knowing the stuff at all n someone just randomly trying that on you omg ??
Lol I'd cut his dick off. ?
——??
/Dead
??
Lovely!!!
—??
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You're my inspiration —
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
??That happens?? N that burns or something??
click to expand
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?
Posted by Teena
Posted by Gemitati
Wealth of info uncovered! —
I'm getting sex education on your thread Gemi ??
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Trust me tjat I do too! ? It was unintentionally...I swear!
I didn't mean to corrupt the youth'
?
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?
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I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by Astrology101
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Chili Dog, Cherry cream pie, angry dragon. All can be looked up in urban dictionary for your reading pleasure. —
Oh.my.god!!! Sick —??
Lol you looked? On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
I had to look up all of them?
1st one is the worse 1000/10
2nd one is ok
3rd one is 100/10
Lol thank you for that info. I'll look up the second one when I am ready. I think I'll never ever look up the first one. The 3rd one... maybe, someday.
—
I don't think I've ever come across something more weird or gross than the first one ??
I'm starting to wonder if there's more weird stuff I don't know of!
@saggurl88 you got more?? ??
Oh no.... lol
You are doomed. —
Imagine actually not knowing the stuff at all n someone just randomly trying that on you omg ??
Lol I'd cut his dick off. ?
——??
/Dead
??
Lovely!!!
—??
You're my inspiration —
—
I got no chill tho —?
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N I got too much of it. I'll learn moderation maybe?
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by Gemitati
Wealth of info uncovered! —
I'm getting sex education on your thread Gemi ??
Trust me tjat I do too! ? It was unintentionally...I swear!
I didn't mean to corrupt the youth'
?
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It's all for the greater good ?
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?
I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
click to expand
Just be thankful it doesn't burn going down your throat!! —??
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?
I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
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HOW is he supposed to bent to get in an eye?
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?
I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
Just be thankful it doesn't burn going down your throat!! —??
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Oh wait!! I thought it hurts the throat too??
I came across a term which is as worse as the chili dog btw!!!! It's bavarian chocolate cream pie ...ewwwwww—??
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?
I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
Just be thankful it doesn't burn going down your throat!! —??
Oh wait!! I thought it hurts the throat too??
I came across a term which is as worse as the chili dog btw!!!! It's bavarian chocolate cream pie ...ewwwwww—??
click to expand
—? —??
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Kind of like when guys jack off and accidentally get cum shot in their eye!!! —??
??That happens?? N that burns or something??
Supposedly like how chlorine burns eyes in a swimming pool —?? ?
I didn't ever think it'd burn even remotely ??
HOW is he supposed to bent to get in an eye?
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Maybe he raises it up. Idk how they jack off Gemi
goddamn —??
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Hahaha. I've seen it happen. Lol. Sitting down and enjoying the view while doing it but not realizing how much will come out ?? Funniest shit EVER
Wait wait!! What did you see happening?? The first one—?
click to expand
What's the first one?
And second?
And third? I found just one sick move! ?
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Hahaha. I've seen it happen. Lol. Sitting down and enjoying the view while doing it but not realizing how much will come out ?? Funniest shit EVER
Wait wait!! What did you see happening?? The first one—?
What's the first one?
And second?
And third? I found just one sick move! ?
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The terms saggurl asked you to google
Chili dog
Cherry cream pie
Angry dragon
Go explore n tell me if you tried any?
Posted by Aznnation
gotta try this soon
If I can't pronounce it, I'm not trying it!!?
Posted by Aznnation
gotta try this soon
??
Are these even real??
This is a joke right?? All the terms!!
Posted by Teena
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Hahaha. I've seen it happen. Lol. Sitting down and enjoying the view while doing it but not realizing how much will come out ?? Funniest shit EVER
Wait wait!! What did you see happening?? The first one—?
What's the first one?
And second?
And third? I found just one sick move! ?
The terms saggurl asked you to google
Chili dog
Cherry cream pie
Angry dragon
Go explore n tell me if you tried any?
click to expand
I almost thought that you meant a real search in Google would link me to these. Scared the shit out of me!! —
Posted by Teena
Posted by Aznnation
gotta try this soon
??
Are these even real??
This is a joke right?? All the terms!!
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If Labooty wrote it, I'm sure it's not too real! ?
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Teena
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by saggurl88
Hahaha. I've seen it happen. Lol. Sitting down and enjoying the view while doing it but not realizing how much will come out ?? Funniest shit EVER
Wait wait!! What did you see happening?? The first one—?
What's the first one?
And second?
And third? I found just one sick move! ?
The terms saggurl asked you to google
Chili dog
Cherry cream pie
Angry dragon
Go explore n tell me if you tried any?
I almost thought that you meant a real search in Google would link me to these. Scared the shit out if me!! —
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??
I thought it'd be easier for Gemi to understand it if I say google instead of urban dictionary ??
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