What is more dangerous than going back to sleep after your alarm sounds?
What is more dangerous than going back to sleep after your alarm sounds?
Posted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
Messaging your dates without using notepad first
Posted by ArkansassyPosted by SoftMachinePosted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your neck and die.click to expand
You managed most of that without even waking up.
Trying to cum before it switches to the dude's face.
Posted by ArkansassyPosted by SoftMachinePosted by ArkansassyPosted by SoftMachinePosted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your neck and die.
You managed most of that without even waking up.
That's my point. It's more dangerous than going back to sleep after your alarm goes off.click to expand
Such is life when your body can't keep up with your Leo moon.

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Farting when you have diarrhoea

Posted by ArkansassyPosted by SoftMachinePosted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your wrist.click to expand
fixed it for you

Posted by justagirlPosted by ArkansassyPosted by SoftMachinePosted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your wrist.
fixed it for youclick to expand
xD brutal

Posted by ArkansassyPosted by justagirlPosted by ArkansassyPosted by SoftMachinePosted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your wrist.
fixed it for you
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wut

Posted by ArkansassyPosted by justagirlPosted by ArkansassyPosted by justagirlPosted by ArkansassyPosted by SoftMachinePosted by Arkansassy
Waking up
Starting your morning toilet ritual only to find out your all out of shit tickets.
I was being serious. Life is dangerous.
Stay in bed. Don't get up. Don't fall down the stairs. Don't break your wrist.
fixed it for you
-____________-
wut
click to expand
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