
Andalusia
@Andalusia
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Posted by NemiliciousPosted by TaureyeBut still ...imagine sitting on your sofa minding your business and all of a sudden somebody walks through your living room like godzilla ....your vase trembles and your coffee shakes ....its things like this that piss me off because it happens almost every day. And i sound like a broken record ...lol.Posted by NemiliciousEasier to build even easier to breakPosted by TaureyeI hate to admit this, but you have a point ....Posted by NemiliciousWell....buy a stronger coffee table. That's right i just insulted he integrity of your furniture. I didnt want to get that mean. But look what you did.Posted by TaureyeLmfao! Nope. There is no need to stomp like that, my coffee was trembling.Posted by NemiliciousHow dare you!? That's a common epidemic around the world!! Next you'll be talking about our elephant butts!!
And somebody who walks like a fucking elephant
#ikea
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Posted by Nemiliciousnope, just threw the dirt on him and said "fuck it"Posted by tctaDid you write him a nice obituary? 😄
I thought he said somebody who talks like a fucking elephant and was wondering ... this thread is too funny ...
my xhusband always had a hairball about me not putting the stop back in the drain when I cleaned the sink - I guess he must have thought it was just too heavy for him to put it back when he saw it was out - lying beside the sink - what a butt burr he was ... every time too ... guess it was just too dam funny for me to learn to put it back - the madder he got the more hysterical I got watching him spittin and sputtin about the stupidest things ... he was truly mental - woke me up about 2:30 in the morning to ask me why his white socks got dirty when he walked on the floorsclick to expand




Posted by WhiteChocolate#nerdalert #geeksquad
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.

Posted by WhiteChocolateI still have my dice.. I miss playing to be honest!Posted by justagirlIndeed it was.Posted by WhiteChocolate#nerdalert #geeksquad
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.
Was this for tabletop d&d? lol
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Posted by WhiteChocolateso did you fuck the gnome ?Posted by justagirlI have two Rubbermaid tubs full of stuff in the basement TBH.Posted by WhiteChocolateI still have my dice.. I miss playing to be honest!Posted by justagirlIndeed it was.Posted by WhiteChocolate#nerdalert #geeksquad
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.
Was this for tabletop d&d? lol
so did you fry the bastard? lol
And unfortunately after determining the volume a sphere then applying that volume to the dungeon corridor, it did NOT reach the Gnome. I even tried to argue the blast would further be displaced by the targets contained within it...but I didn't win.click to expand
Posted by Taureyeit was early in the morning but that's actually the problem lolPosted by heybitchezWell i mean if you didnt wake up at 5pm this wouldn't be a problem.
About not saying "good morning"click to expand

Posted by WhiteChocolateAWWWWPosted by justagirlI have two Rubbermaid tubs full of stuff in the basement TBH.Posted by WhiteChocolateI still have my dice.. I miss playing to be honest!Posted by justagirlIndeed it was.Posted by WhiteChocolate#nerdalert #geeksquad
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.
Was this for tabletop d&d? lol
so did you fry the bastard? lol
And unfortunately after determining the volume a sphere then applying that volume to the dungeon corridor, it did NOT reach the Gnome. I even tried to argue the blast would further be displaced by the targets contained within it...but I didn't win.click to expand

Posted by WhiteChocolateE.M.G gnome rogues. Always fucking up the disarm trap roll, and not giving the damn cleric time to move the fuck away.Posted by justagirlThe worst we ever did was place side bets on whether the gnome would disarm traps or set them off and die.Posted by WhiteChocolateAWWWWPosted by justagirlI have two Rubbermaid tubs full of stuff in the basement TBH.Posted by WhiteChocolateI still have my dice.. I miss playing to be honest!Posted by justagirlIndeed it was.Posted by WhiteChocolate#nerdalert #geeksquad
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.
Was this for tabletop d&d? lol
so did you fry the bastard? lol
And unfortunately after determining the volume a sphere then applying that volume to the dungeon corridor, it did NOT reach the Gnome. I even tried to argue the blast would further be displaced by the targets contained within it...but I didn't win.
Ever played kick the gnome? we would do that in eq1.. they had corpse drag feature.. we would kill the gnome and drag his corpse around goals to get points.. LOLOLclick to expand



Posted by TaureyeyupPosted by HouseCleaningI remember that...that was in that manly woman thread by kodak.
a woman's clitclick to expand
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