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Posted by Nemilicious
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Posted by Nemilicious
And somebody who walks like a fucking elephant
How dare you!? That's a common epidemic around the world!! Next you'll be talking about our elephant butts!!
Lmfao! Nope. There is no need to stomp like that, my coffee was trembling.
Well....buy a stronger coffee table. That's right i just insulted he integrity of your furniture. I didnt want to get that mean. But look what you did.
I hate to admit this, but you have a point ....
#ikea
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Easier to build even easier to break
But still ...imagine sitting on your sofa minding your business and all of a sudden somebody walks through your living room like godzilla ....your vase trembles and your coffee shakes ....its things like this that piss me off because it happens almost every day. And i sound like a broken record ...lol.
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is it your mother ? sorry man, just made me laugh ...
I thought he said somebody who talks like a fucking elephant and was wondering ... this thread is too funny ...
my xhusband always had a hairball about me not putting the stop back in the drain when I cleaned the sink - I guess he must have thought it was just too heavy for him to put it back when he saw it was out - lying beside the sink - what a butt burr he was ... every time too ... guess it was just too dam funny for me to learn to put it back - the madder he got the more hysterical I got watching him spittin and sputtin about the stupidest things ... he was truly mental - woke me up about 2:30 in the morning to ask me why his white socks got dirty when he walked on the floors
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by tcta
I thought he said somebody who talks like a fucking elephant and was wondering ... this thread is too funny ...my xhusband always had a hairball about me not putting the stop back in the drain when I cleaned the sink - I guess he must have thought it was just too heavy for him to put it back when he saw it was out - lying beside the sink - what a butt burr he was ... every time too ... guess it was just too dam funny for me to learn to put it back - the madder he got the more hysterical I got watching him spittin and sputtin about the stupidest things ... he was truly mental - woke me up about 2:30 in the morning to ask me why his white socks got dirty when he walked on the floors
Did you write him a nice obituary? 😄
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nope, just threw the dirt on him and said "fuck it"
About not saying "good morning"
he asked me "what kind of a person doesn't put the stop drains back" - I said "I don't know what kind of person doesn't do that" and now he's buried in the garden with the stop drains and no obituary (lol) - I rest my case!
a grumble is more than sufficient - maybe a grope or a butt pat ...
Leaving wire hangers in the closet......no more wire hangerrssss
Posted by WhiteChocolate
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.
Was this for tabletop d&d? lol
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Posted by justagirl
Posted by WhiteChocolate
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.Was this for tabletop d&d? lol
Indeed it was.
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I still have my dice.. I miss playing to be honest!
so did you fry the bastard? lol
this space and time continuum bs makes my head implode - like I'm neither here nor there ...
Posted by WhiteChocolate
Posted by justagirl
Posted by WhiteChocolate
Posted by justagirl
Posted by WhiteChocolate
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.Was this for tabletop d&d? lol
Indeed it was.
I still have my dice.. I miss playing to be honest!
so did you fry the bastard? lol
I have two Rubbermaid tubs full of stuff in the basement TBH.
And unfortunately after determining the volume a sphere then applying that volume to the dungeon corridor, it did NOT reach the Gnome. I even tried to argue the blast would further be displaced by the targets contained within it...but I didn't win.
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so did you fuck the gnome ?
Posted by Taureye
Posted by heybitchez
About not saying "good morning"
Well i mean if you didnt wake up at 5pm this wouldn't be a problem.
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it was early in the morning but that's actually the problem lol
Posted by WhiteChocolate
Posted by justagirl
Posted by WhiteChocolate
Posted by justagirl
Posted by WhiteChocolate
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.Was this for tabletop d&d? lol
Indeed it was.
I still have my dice.. I miss playing to be honest!
so did you fry the bastard? lol
I have two Rubbermaid tubs full of stuff in the basement TBH.
And unfortunately after determining the volume a sphere then applying that volume to the dungeon corridor, it did NOT reach the Gnome. I even tried to argue the blast would further be displaced by the targets contained within it...but I didn't win.
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AWWWW
Ever played kick the gnome? we would do that in eq1.. they had corpse drag feature.. we would kill the gnome and drag his corpse around goals to get points.. LOLOL
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Posted by justagirl
Posted by WhiteChocolate
Posted by justagirl
Posted by WhiteChocolate
Posted by justagirl
Posted by WhiteChocolate
If a Fireball Spell would expand down a hallway in a linear fashion if it's expansion was limited by the dungeon walls , floor, and ceiling and if so, what was the appropriate formula for determing exactly how far it would expand.Was this for tabletop d&d? lol
Indeed it was.
I still have my dice.. I miss playing to be honest!
so did you fry the bastard? lol
I have two Rubbermaid tubs full of stuff in the basement TBH.
And unfortunately after determining the volume a sphere then applying that volume to the dungeon corridor, it did NOT reach the Gnome. I even tried to argue the blast would further be displaced by the targets contained within it...but I didn't win.
AWWWW
Ever played kick the gnome? we would do that in eq1.. they had corpse drag feature.. we would kill the gnome and drag his corpse around goals to get points.. LOLOL
The worst we ever did was place side bets on whether the gnome would disarm traps or set them off and die.
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E.M.G gnome rogues. Always fucking up the disarm trap roll, and not giving the damn cleric time to move the fuck away.
But to answer the question.
"Those are MY nail clippers" *cue tsumani*
I had an argument with my sag friend about who is more stubborn in an argument....not a joke.
We also argued about who got to hold the chips inthe back of the cab when we were drunk.
Love arguing with that girl haha
Posted by Taureye
Posted by HouseCleaning
a woman's clit
I remember that...that was in that manly woman thread by kodak.
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yup
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And what was your reason for not just letting that shit go?
The woman next to me is in an argument.... about mascara.