Women are Dumb as Fuck (Page 5)

Cuckoo

Ahh...and now you go into annoying scorp mode. I LOATHE that you are my opposite. The sheer notion that you are the opposite of me makes me sad. It's not for lack of understanding either. I hate that in order to be centered, in order to grasp the essence of Tao, I have to stop, yet not stop, resisting the creepiness that is you.

In the end, I'm fucking awesomely happy with a fuckingly awesome fish, who has a dick like a waleus and if days22 (and apparently ianthebitch) is any indication, fishies have really large wees. They're massive. It's inexplicable really.

Hmmm...

Ta!

Posted by Television
wow.

you guys are fuckin weird.

lol

Awwh...it cut the quote off? Weird 😛

Posted by caligula
Ahh...and now you go into annoying scorp mode. I LOATHE that you are my opposite. The sheer notion that you are the opposite of me makes me sad. It's not for lack of understanding either. I hate that in order to be centered, in order to grasp the essence of Tao, I have to stop, yet not stop, resisting the creepiness that is you.

In the end, I'm fucking awesomely happy with a fuckingly awesome fish, who has a dick like a waleus and if days22 (and apparently ianthebitch) is any indication, fishies have really large wees. They're massive. It's inexplicable really.

Hmmm...

Ta!

hahahahahaha so that's why! this piscses your dating has a huge dick and you absolutely love bouncing on top of that big white dick with that fat round ass of yours. I can just picture it now some innocent white bread pisces bloke being pummeled by this big angry black chick with a massive ass screaming profanities to top of her voice, just admit it that it that't what you do and he adores it.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
I remember Thalia! Wow, her 15 minutes were gone fast LOL!

LMFAO

Posted by FeistyAquarian

Posted by Prince_Pisces
well except for the short ones 😛 LOL!

Which is like 85% of them haha And lots of them are super hairy lol! I like me some Polish sausage 😛 😛

Okay, I'm done. lol

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LMFAO you like a bit of beef do ya Fiesty do ya? Bit of Polish muscle?

Posted by TasteOfChaos
Hahahaha... Actually that was pretty funny!

I can't wait for Tubbys reaction to that!
😄

All I can hear is your Vocaroo...

"oh yeahhhh"

No the one AA coached...talking about your tits bouncing. Lol

Soooo Days has a big one eh?

😄

*emailing him* lol

Posted by AA

Posted by caligula
Ahh...and now you go into annoying scorp mode. I LOATHE that you are my opposite. The sheer notion that you are the opposite of me makes me sad. It's not for lack of understanding either. I hate that in order to be centered, in order to grasp the essence of Tao, I have to stop, yet not stop, resisting the creepiness that is you.

In the end, I'm fucking awesomely happy with a fuckingly awesome fish, who has a dick like a waleus and if days22 (and apparently ianthebitch) is any indication, fishies have really large wees. They're massive. It's inexplicable really.

Hmmm...

Ta!

hahahahahaha so that's why! this piscses your dating has a huge dick and you absolutely love bouncing on top of that big white dick with that fat round ass of yours. I can just picture it now some innocent white bread pisces bloke being pummeled by this big angry black chick with a massive ass screaming profanities to top of her voice, just admit it that it that't what you do and he adores it.

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so we know what you'll be wacking off to later tonight.

big angry black chick? uhm...NO!

Posted by Television
these guys scare me...

EEP?

Posted by caligula

Posted by AA

Posted by caligula
Ahh...and now you go into annoying scorp mode. I LOATHE that you are my opposite. The sheer notion that you are the opposite of me makes me sad. It's not for lack of understanding either. I hate that in order to be centered, in order to grasp the essence of Tao, I have to stop, yet not stop, resisting the creepiness that is you.

In the end, I'm fucking awesomely happy with a fuckingly awesome fish, who has a dick like a waleus and if days22 (and apparently ianthebitch) is any indication, fishies have really large wees. They're massive. It's inexplicable really.

Hmmm...

Ta!

hahahahahaha so that's why! this piscses your dating has a huge dick and you absolutely love bouncing on top of that big white dick with that fat round ass of yours. I can just picture it now some innocent white bread pisces bloke being pummeled by this big angry black chick with a massive ass screaming profanities to top of her voice, just admit it that it that't what you do and he adores it.

so we know what you'll be wacking off to later tonight.

big angry black chick? uhm...NO!

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Big angry black chick doesn't sound so flattering and doesn't do what's in my head any justice

**listening to Trina**

Posted by AA
**listening to Trina**

lmao 😄

You're a silly lil bastard.

I'm late in here but I agree. Some of the things I read, some of the talks I have with relatives, some of the guys I want. It just doesn't make sense. Im starting to wonder if it's excitement we are looking for? Nice guys and gals hardly get the time of day, for reasons non other than not being interesting enough. It all plays into liking that bad boy, which equals that wrong guy, unfortunately. Many may come in here and say they go for nice guys, but I think most know the deal and if there are no push/pull manipulative power-struggle games being played on both ends then we dont seem to want him. Too vanilla. We seem to want to torture and be tortured.

Posted by lnana04
I'm late in here but I agree. Some of the things I read, some of the talks I have with relatives, some of the guys I want. It just doesn't make sense. Im starting to wonder if it's excitement we are looking for? Nice guys and gals hardly get the time of day, for reasons non other than not being interesting enough. It all plays into liking that bad boy, which equals that wrong guy, unfortunately. Many may come in here and say they go for nice guys, but I think most know the deal and if there are no push/pull manipulative power-struggle games being played on both ends then we dont seem to want him. Too vanilla. We seem to want to torture and be tortured.

yeah, like this thread >>

look at the ridiculous advice given by the cat.

women don't hear or see reality. they hear and see but feel then react. women in turmoil who turn to other women will ultimately be led down a path of destruction because again, you turned to feelings when you should be thinking.

ok...women who turn to women who are not myself...and perhaps tiki...and perhaps taurean (sans those with pisces moons)...and a few pisces women (sans those who date scorpios)...minus the exclusions, women truly are dumb as fuck

Posted by ellessque
I prefer the subtle "push" rather than the "slap"

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Then the ensuing laughter. And...take off like the wind.

Posted by ellessque
LOL......you've been tricked.

that WASN'T the cat.

ROFLMAO......for real. this is great!!!!!!

It was scorpiopics with bri's avatar.

TOO FLIPPIN FUNNY FOR A THURSDAY MORNING.

:/ Wow.
I was like wtf has my name been thrown in there.....

Stupid. I don't talk anything like him, nor would I ever even respond to a thread like that, let alone give that kind of advice.
Scorpiopics is so fucking creepy anyways. I hate him for stealing my avi. I don't want to be associated with him.

Who's dumb as fuck? Lol.

Lol

LOL

LMAO

Tubb. Come on.

😉

She'll just say she knew it wasn't me. But we all know I'm the only one she refers to as the cat.
She refers to him by name or something about him being a freak or a predator or some shit.

It's obvious what happened there.
& I'm offended actually. Because that's obviously nothing I would ever say.

Posted by TasteOfChaos
*checks emails*

lmao. traitor

Posted by ellessque
for what it's worth bri.....i immediately knew it wasn't you based on the way he types and the words he chooses to use. They are all very specific to his style .

everyone on this site knows you well enough to know it wasn't you.

i'm sure tubby was just distracted with Maury at the time.

She's always distracted by wanting to find reasons not to like me.
She probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between something I really wrote, and didn't.

Posted by ellessque
oh come on....if she's not bashing you, she doesn't like you.

if she doesn't really like or care what you say, she won't even acknowledge you. you know that.

Oh. I'm not like pouting about it or anything. I don't really care.
I like her either way. I think her tough girl act gets old...but she makes me laugh too. I can tell I'd really like her in RL.

I just think she tries so hard to find reasons to be a bitch and not like me.
Like this thread for example, I basically said the same exact thing as someone else who she later agreed with because

1. he was a dude (she likes dudes better to begin with)
2. she likes him, he's a pisces
3. it wasn't me, she couldn't bring herself to read what I wrote, just dismiss me and say: you're dumb shut up.

*shrugs*

I'm just saying is all.

*waits for the 'grand' entrance*

It will go something along the lines of "ya'll are a bunch of stupid fucks blah blah blah"

Lol. Well that's kind of the Earth signs most favorable trait in a way....you just gotta look at it in a more positive light.

Predictable = reliable.

Reliable is good. 🙂

*waiting for Ol'Faithful*

Posted by TasteOfChaos
Maybe she is embarrassed?

No she's letting it marinate.

Then she's gonna come in here and call us all dumb and act like she wasn't referring to me, she meant him, blah blah blah.

& comment on us all talking about it for pages like we won, but really she always wins, and we should have known that - we should recognize her sheer dominance LMAO, my favorite thing she's ever said...

I'm done with it. She owes me an apology. But that will NEVER happen.

Bitch. 😢
How could you even mistake me & that creep

Posted by KingPeri
BTW, it's not 47 hours I owe, I checked again and it's 79 hours, lol.

Well, at least I know I'm implicitly 'recession' proof, lulz.

Someone fuck me in the ass.... Maybe Tokkerz should do it with a strap on 🙂

Say word. 2 fingers or 1?

Lol no one won. I mean that will be her argument. That we think we did, but she did.

Whatever. I don't care what she says. It's obvious what happened there.

It's not even that big of a deal, like you said...it happens. She wasn't paying that great of attention. She just read that and went wtf? and saw the Hello Kitty and assumed it was me....

even though it sounds nothing like me...

and I rarely, if ever, respond to threads like that - especially seriously...

whatever. Seriously. 🙂

I'm telling you. Predictability/Reliability = Taurus trait
She'll be back in here. She's just letting it marinate.

Then she's going to make her argument, call us all dumb, then comment about us having no lives since we talked about it for several pages.

We can start placing bets.

Posted by ellessque

Posted by brianafay
It's not even that big of a deal, like you said...it happens. She wasn't paying that great of attention. She just read that and went wtf? and saw the Hello Kitty and assumed it was me....

even though it sounds nothing like me...

and I rarely, if ever, respond to threads like that - especially seriously...

whatever. Seriously. 🙂

can you even imagine saying what was said in that post? LOL!!!!!! I can't even see you talking like that. That is what makes it so sweet. It's so fricken obvious. THAT is what makes it funny.

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*shakes head*

I told you. She's too distracted by resisting my charm.

Any advice from that freak is going to lead anyone down a path of destruction.
Be it he's a man or a woman.

Lol...

Let's focus on why he stole my avi in the first place?

Like really.

Why?

😢

Posted by ellessque
LOL......you've been tricked.

that WASN'T the cat.

ROFLMAO......for real. this is great!!!!!!

It was scorpiopics with bri's avatar.

TOO FLIPPIN FUNNY FOR A THURSDAY MORNING.

i was at the gym and i don't get why it's gutbusting funny but uhm...okay?

He has a hard-on for me, or Hello Kitty.
Either one is so wrong and so creepy

Posted by TasteOfChaos

Posted by ellessque
meh, she'll be back.

like bri said, she'll twist it in her favor.

she's just not so swift on her feet with the cleverness of words (obviously) that she used to be prior to the salmon.

like bri said??

LIKE BRI SAID—??

SCROLL BACK A FEW PAGES ASSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!

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Lol ♥

Posted by TasteOfChaos
Actually when you think about it... its not all THAT funny...

Tubby will find a way to make you all seem like dumbasses...

Thats the most annoying thing about her....

🙂

uhm...EXACTLY!

wow, you people get your jollies in the oddest ways. i can't believe there are like 5 pages about this shit.

i mean really?

Posted by TasteOfChaos

Posted by brianafay
Let's focus on why he stole my avi in the first place?

Like really.

Why?

😢

😢

awww...

its a chick tho right?

😢

want me to fuck him/her up dude?

I will hey... Ill fuck that hermaphrodite up!

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Lol run & tell that!!!!

See.

*adjusts crown*

Posted by ellessque
i'm willing to bet he stole it because of the smoking thread. not sure quite why.

:/ What a weirdo

I want it back.

MR DXP?
Can you hear me?

Please make him take it down.

wow...yall really spent 5+ pages talking about nothing?

wait...you were talking about ME!...that splains it.

^^^

*sigh*

so reliable

Posted by TasteOfChaos
OMG tho seriously... is wynterbourne DXP?

for shiz niz?

Lol I asked her. She never answered me

Posted by TasteOfChaos

Posted by brianafay

Posted by TasteOfChaos
OMG tho seriously... is wynterbourne DXP?

for shiz niz?

Lol I asked her. She never answered me

She answered that thread on the "dxp fixit page"

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*shrugs*

She rules, probably. 🙂