Vacation Queen
@saggurl88
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You down to play? 😈
Penis.
okay I’ll play with you 😈😏
I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I need a new girlfriend and then I'm gonna send this pic.
I’m an Aquarius and that’s why I need a mental connection with someone 🤣
I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I need a ride to the airport on the stove top and the other is almost over and I will be back.
😂 What.
😂 What.
@Mesquite- Sorry. I got it here though 🙂
I'm a Scorpio, and that's why I need a partner that can last all night and potentially a little during the day. 😈
I'm a Scorpio, and that's why I need a partner that can last all night and potentially a little during the day. 😈
Posted by CuddleBug1288
I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I need a ride to the airport on the stove top and the other is almost over and I will be back.
😂 What.
I understood it lol 😂
Posted by SlipperySlope
Im a Scorpio and thats why I need all that stuff if you don't even know where to look at you with your gang bang theory season 4 raw material.
Nice search history ya got there! 😆
I’m a Taurus and that’s why I need a wool sock.
Idk I’m high just being annoying haha
Idk I’m high just being annoying haha
Posted by MothToFlame
I’m a Pisces and that’s why I need a ride.
That’s what my autofill put, lol.
Damn hobo Pisces people.
LMAO!
I'm a virgo and that's why I find that something needs to be done right.
Posted by Weeds
I'm a virgo and that's why I find that something needs to be done right.
This was not in auto fill text, was it—?? 😆 I hope not!
Posted by saggurl88Posted by Weeds
I'm a virgo and that's why I find that something needs to be done right.
This was not in auto fill text, was it—?? 😆 I hope not!
https://media.giphy.com/media/VLuwvjBCZ27cY/giphy.gif
Sadly.
I'm a Virgo, that's why I need a Sagittarius 💯
I’m a libra and that’s why I need a hug a hug from my ex
😣😫😫😫
😣😫😫😫
Posted by WeedsPosted by saggurl88Posted by Weeds
I'm a virgo and that's why I find that something needs to be done right.
This was not in auto fill text, was it—?? 😆 I hope not!
Sadly.click to expand
LMAO
Posted by smol
I'm a Capricorn man, and that's why i stay away from non-Pisces woman
MY BABY's BACK!!!! ❤️
Lame
Was missing the ‘a’
Gimme my scholarship gimme gimme
Gimme my scholarship gimme gimme
Posted by ClassyAquariusPosted by saggurl88
#ClickBait 😄
Now that you're here, play with me, please!
I am Aquarius and I need to sleep 😂😂😂click to expand
You Aquarius folks stay "busy" 😆
Posted by saggurl88Posted by Anomalous
I'm a Virgo, that's why I need a Sagittarius 💯
LOL
https://media.giphy.com/media/k8Vh96f9lMhX2/giphy.gif
😂😂😂
Exactly 😉
Except this gif is missing the big ole ass in the back #Imjustsayun
i'm a virgo and that's why i need a scholarship
😑
😑
im a leo moon and thats why i need a love.
At least that one's not as boring lol
At least that one's not as boring lol
I’m a Taurus and that’s why I need y’all to be a good person.
Hahahahahah straight from auto type!!! New phone somehow already knows y’all need Jebus. I have not tried the google fill method yet....
Hahahahahah straight from auto type!!! New phone somehow already knows y’all need Jebus. I have not tried the google fill method yet....
ok i did the autofill and .. my google search is trying to throw shade.
i'm an Aquarius and that why i need a relationship.
i'm an Aquarius and that why i need a relationship.
i'm a virgo and that's why i need a drink
I'm a virgo and that's why I need a wrench to fix all your problems babbyyyy
I'm a virgo and thats why I need a disinfectant wipe to clean your doorknob, its flu season HELLO
🥴🤗
I'm a virgo and thats why I need a disinfectant wipe to clean your doorknob, its flu season HELLO
🥴🤗
Tried the google auto fill method and not nearly as funny as the predictive text method...
I’m a Taurus and that’s why I need you lyrics... lulz
Meh
I’m a Taurus and that’s why I need you lyrics... lulz
Meh
Posted by PhangusPosted by AbbyNormal
Tried the google auto fill method and not nearly as funny as the predictive text method...
I’m a Taurus and that’s why I need you lyrics... lulz
Meh
My Google predictive text version: I'm a Gemini and that's why I love you.click to expand
I am Sagittarius and that’s why I am not trying to be there for you, your family and friends and I don’t want to be with y’all so that’s fine I’ll talk to you later bye love—the most Sag thing ever
😆 Selfish Bastards!!! HAHA!
😆 Selfish Bastards!!! HAHA!
im a cancer and that's why i need that's why we drink my boyfriend is a capricorn
I'm a Capricorn and that's why I need a job.
Lmao wow
Lmao wow
Are people doing the auto correct thing or just typing what they want 😒
I'm a Capricorn and that's why I need a job to be in my room for the next time you can come 😁
I just kept picking the first available next word until it hit the emoji lol. It's hardly English but you get the vibes that 1) I need a job 2) so that I can lock myself away from y'all 3) except for that one special person who can come over... Next time 😏
I just kept picking the first available next word until it hit the emoji lol. It's hardly English but you get the vibes that 1) I need a job 2) so that I can lock myself away from y'all 3) except for that one special person who can come over... Next time 😏
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