You down to play? 😈

#ClickBait 😄

Now that you're here, play with me, please!

Penis.

okay I’ll play with you 😈😏

I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I need a new girlfriend and then I'm gonna send this pic.

I’m an Aquarius and that’s why I need a mental connection with someone 🤣

I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I need a ride to the airport on the stove top and the other is almost over and I will be back.

😂 What.

@Mesquite- Sorry. I got it here though 🙂

I'm a Scorpio, and that's why I need a partner that can last all night and potentially a little during the day. 😈

Posted by Phangus

I’m a Gemini and that’s why I need a lot.

😂🤣

LOL

Posted by CuddleBug1288

I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I need a ride to the airport on the stove top and the other is almost over and I will be back.

😂 What.

Posted by SlipperySlope

Im a Scorpio and thats why I need all that stuff if you don't even know where to look at you with your gang bang theory season 4 raw material.

Nice search history ya got there! 😆

I’m a Taurus and that’s why I need a wool sock.

Idk I’m high just being annoying haha

Posted by MothToFlame

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I need a ride.

That’s what my autofill put, lol.

Damn hobo Pisces people.

LMAO!

I'm a virgo and that's why I find that something needs to be done right.

Posted by Weeds

I'm a virgo and that's why I find that something needs to be done right.

This was not in auto fill text, was it—?? 😆 I hope not!

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by Weeds

I'm a virgo and that's why I find that something needs to be done right.

This was not in auto fill text, was it—?? 😆 I hope not!

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Sadly.

I'm a Virgo, that's why I need a Sagittarius 💯

I’m a libra and that’s why I need a hug a hug from my ex

😣😫😫😫

Posted by Weeds

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by Weeds

I'm a virgo and that's why I find that something needs to be done right.

This was not in auto fill text, was it—?? 😆 I hope not!

Sadly.

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LMAO

Posted by Anomalous

I'm a Virgo, that's why I need a Sagittarius 💯

LOL

Posted by smol

I'm a Capricorn man, and that's why i stay away from non-Pisces woman

MY BABY's BACK!!!! ❤️

Lame

Posted by LadyNeptune

Lame

😆 You say "lame", I say

Was missing the ‘a’

Gimme my scholarship gimme gimme

Posted by ClassyAquarius

Posted by saggurl88

#ClickBait 😄

Now that you're here, play with me, please!

I am Aquarius and I need to sleep 😂😂😂

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You Aquarius folks stay "busy" 😆

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by Anomalous

I'm a Virgo, that's why I need a Sagittarius 💯

LOL

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😂😂😂

Exactly 😉

Except this gif is missing the big ole ass in the back #Imjustsayun

Posted by SagMale

I’m a Sagittarius. That’s why I need to masturbate for 8 hours and read my book.

i'm a virgo and that's why i need a scholarship

😑

im a leo moon and thats why i need a love.

At least that one's not as boring lol

I’m a Taurus and that’s why I need y’all to be a good person.

Hahahahahah straight from auto type!!! New phone somehow already knows y’all need Jebus. I have not tried the google fill method yet....

ok i did the autofill and .. my google search is trying to throw shade.

i'm an Aquarius and that why i need a relationship.

Posted by Black-Mamba

I'm a Cancer and that's why I Need to fuck you after I murder you

😩😩😩😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

i'm a virgo and that's why i need a drink

I'm a virgo and that's why I need a wrench to fix all your problems babbyyyy

I'm a virgo and thats why I need a disinfectant wipe to clean your doorknob, its flu season HELLO

🥴🤗

Tried the google auto fill method and not nearly as funny as the predictive text method...

I’m a Taurus and that’s why I need you lyrics... lulz

Meh

Posted by Phangus

Posted by AbbyNormal

Tried the google auto fill method and not nearly as funny as the predictive text method...

I’m a Taurus and that’s why I need you lyrics... lulz

Meh

My Google predictive text version: I'm a Gemini and that's why I love you.

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I am Sagittarius and that’s why I am not trying to be there for you, your family and friends and I don’t want to be with y’all so that’s fine I’ll talk to you later bye love—the most Sag thing ever

😆 Selfish Bastards!!! HAHA!

im a cancer and that's why i need that's why we drink my boyfriend is a capricorn

I'm a Capricorn and that's why I need a job.

Lmao wow

Are people doing the auto correct thing or just typing what they want 😒

I'm a Capricorn and that's why I need a job to be in my room for the next time you can come 😁

I just kept picking the first available next word until it hit the emoji lol. It's hardly English but you get the vibes that 1) I need a job 2) so that I can lock myself away from y'all 3) except for that one special person who can come over... Next time 😏