The Lady Scorpio
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Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
I would say Prince Pisces cos he's the only other gay but he's already sexploitating Duncan for site benefits??_..Guess that leaves me with P-Angels quivering beef curtains??_"Shudders"
i have a sudden craving for an arby's sandwich now
Posted by MilkySoftPosted by ScorpioFish
...And I would be her very doting husband, might I add....
*ears perk up*
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Hey stranger!
🙂
Purrr!!
And Marrakesha. I miss my marra sooo much.
Well Mine would be TrueCap. And those who don't know I am partial to Cap Ladies.
Has HouseCleaning been claimed yet?
Posted by Wynter
Has HouseCleaning been claimed yet?
*shows up at the DXP ceremony with a sign labelled I love you*
NUUUUUUUUU DONT DOOO EET WYNTER!
but on topic: I've claimed auri.
lol 😛
Posted by miamivirgo
Well Mine would be TrueCap. And those who don't know I am partial to Cap Ladies.
Awwwww, shucks.
*blushes*
🙂
Posted by MilkySoftPosted by ScorpioFishPosted by MilkySoftPosted by ScorpioFish
...And I would be her very doting husband, might I add....
*ears perk up*
Hey stranger!
🙂
Aren't you too busy juggling crabs to worry about a dxp wife? Hope that's going well for you. 🙂click to expand
Well, if you lived in Florida instead of 3000 miles away, I think that would resolve my problems, hahaha!!!
I'm a dragon.
Is there a problem?
😉
Is there a problem?
😉
Posted by scorchedearth
according to chinese astrology the main point of a rats life is to be some dragon's bitch. smh.
I really like the sound of that 😄
Can't decide between ands and scorched..both have really good placements for me.
Oh well, Cancer Venus can take care of both 😄 more food, more sex, more nurturing.
Oh well, Cancer Venus can take care of both 😄 more food, more sex, more nurturing.
Who "stayed together" and who got" divorced"?
I pick kittenlarouge. She tickles me every now and then. I find her sweet!
She's spoken for.
I claim Stillwat3r.
Snap!
Snap?
Crackle
Snap? Crackle?
Pop
Pop
Haha
I'm not playing around. Snap, crackle and pop all over this board if I don't get some fucking answers!
Goddamn it....
Shit....
SON OF A BIIIITCH!....
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUUCK!
Shit....
SON OF A BIIIITCH!....
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUUCK!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!?? WHY THE SNAP CRACKLE AND POP!!??
lol
I am e-dating sancho
SNAP!!!!!!!!!!
STOP IT!!! IT'S NOT MAKING SENSE ANYMORE!!!!
Ha! Did it ever make sense?
Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!
Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... [stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!
Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... [stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
Posted by kim30
Ha! Did it ever make sense?
Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!
Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... [stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
Yo, put down the sharp knife, snapper!
Posted by kim30
Ha! Did it ever make sense?
Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!
Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... [stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
Yo, put down the sharp knife, snapper!
Posted by kim30
Ha! Did it ever make sense?
Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!
Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... [stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
Yo, put down the sharp knife, snapper!
This shit never made sense to begin with.
Posted by CluelessCancer
MoonARtist. I'd never be sad. Damnata. I'd never be stupid. LIMM she'll beat up people for me. TrueCAp I'd always get sheet done. SW she's just too darn cute. I wuv her.
OMG, how did I miss this? Well thank you, CC 😄
...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-
... ALL of those boards
If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-
... ALL of those boards
If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.
Posted by SirHorns
...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-
... ALL of those boards
If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.
xtina?
Fuck a knife. I'm a maglite kinda girl.
Posted by MontgomeryPosted by bawlikestogomoo
I am e-dating sancho
Who are you?click to expand
Lol... awwww cute lil birdy.
I am baw :
Posted by Sn1p3r187Posted by SirHorns
...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-
... ALL of those boards
If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.
xtina?click to expand
Don't judge. She's a nice Aries. ^-^
Posted by SirHornsPosted by Sn1p3r187Posted by SirHorns
...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-
... ALL of those boards
If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.
xtina?
No I meant it like in the way I didn't know. So I was asking she was.
Don't judge. She's a nice Aries. ^-^click to expand
Posted by SirHornsPosted by Sn1p3r187Posted by SirHorns
...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-
... ALL of those boards
If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.
xtina?
Don't judge. She's a nice Aries. ^-^click to expand
No I meant it like in the way I didn't know. So I was asking she was.
Lol at this thread 😄. It's quite entertaining. But seriously, idk. I would rather have someone I can talk to on the phone & see in person. long distance & text only relationships are way to stressful for this Crab. There's good folks here don't get me wrong.
Ohh & Xtina kool too. She is super nice & tell it like it is.
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"Dirty"?
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Whomever would complain? 😉
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