Your DXP Boyfriend/Husband or Girlfriend/Wife.... (Page 2)

Posted by ElusiveSoul

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Hah! Why hello there, Elusive! Certainly did not correlate the two but speak of the devil. . . 😉

Which particular genie brought you here, or rather, did they send Sebastian to fetch you, you must be Ariel- no?

[laughs]

Being that I am one (Devil that is - as you so affectionately referred to me person ), I shall only hope I needn't no messengers as I prefer to do all the "dirty" work myself.

Nice to have you back in the Devil's den, my dear! 😉

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How could I ever forget, my fellow water creatures, whom lurk in the same dark and murky waters as our kind.

"Dirty"?
Why, only merely a matter of perspective and perception, the clearest and purest of waters could be but contaminated. . .and of course we could ALWAYS switch it up with vodka.
Whomever would complain? 😉

Indeed, back upon the hell we all call home sweet home, utter madness! It feels great to be back and nice to see you, swimming around as well, Mademoiselle Mermaid. 🙂

Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
I would say Prince Pisces cos he's the only other gay but he's already sexploitating Duncan for site benefits??_..Guess that leaves me with P-Angels quivering beef curtains??_"Shudders"

i have a sudden craving for an arby's sandwich now

Posted by MilkySoft

Posted by ScorpioFish
...And I would be her very doting husband, might I add....

*ears perk up*

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Hey stranger!

🙂

Purrr!!

And Marrakesha. I miss my marra sooo much.

Well Mine would be TrueCap. And those who don't know I am partial to Cap Ladies.

Has HouseCleaning been claimed yet?

Posted by Wynter
Has HouseCleaning been claimed yet?

*shows up at the DXP ceremony with a sign labelled I love you*

NUUUUUUUUU DONT DOOO EET WYNTER!

but on topic: I've claimed auri.

lol 😛

Posted by miamivirgo
Well Mine would be TrueCap. And those who don't know I am partial to Cap Ladies.

Awwwww, shucks.
*blushes*

🙂

Posted by MilkySoft

Posted by ScorpioFish

Posted by MilkySoft

Posted by ScorpioFish
...And I would be her very doting husband, might I add....

*ears perk up*

Hey stranger!

🙂

Aren't you too busy juggling crabs to worry about a dxp wife? Hope that's going well for you. 🙂

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Well, if you lived in Florida instead of 3000 miles away, I think that would resolve my problems, hahaha!!!

Posted by scorchedearth
dragons... 😭

You called?

I'm a dragon.

Is there a problem?

😉

Posted by scorchedearth
according to chinese astrology the main point of a rats life is to be some dragon's bitch. smh.

I really like the sound of that 😄

Can't decide between ands and scorched..both have really good placements for me.

Oh well, Cancer Venus can take care of both 😄 more food, more sex, more nurturing.

Who "stayed together" and who got" divorced"?

I pick kittenlarouge. She tickles me every now and then. I find her sweet!

She's spoken for.

I claim Stillwat3r.

Snap!

Snap?

Crackle

Snap? Crackle?

Pop

Pop

Haha

I'm not playing around. Snap, crackle and pop all over this board if I don't get some fucking answers!

Goddamn it....

Shit....

SON OF A BIIIITCH!....

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!?? WHY THE SNAP CRACKLE AND POP!!??

lol

I am e-dating sancho

SNAP!!!!!!!!!!

STOP IT!!! IT'S NOT MAKING SENSE ANYMORE!!!!

Ha! Did it ever make sense?

Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!

Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... [stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...

Posted by kim30
Ha! Did it ever make sense?

Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!

Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... [stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...

Yo, put down the sharp knife, snapper!

Posted by kim30
Ha! Did it ever make sense?

Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!

Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... [stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...

Yo, put down the sharp knife, snapper!

Posted by kim30
Ha! Did it ever make sense?

Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!

Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... [stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...

Yo, put down the sharp knife, snapper!

This shit never made sense to begin with.

Posted by CluelessCancer
MoonARtist. I'd never be sad. Damnata. I'd never be stupid. LIMM she'll beat up people for me. TrueCAp I'd always get sheet done. SW she's just too darn cute. I wuv her.

OMG, how did I miss this? Well thank you, CC 😄

...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-

... ALL of those boards

If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.

Posted by SirHorns
...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-

... ALL of those boards

If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.

xtina?

Fuck a knife. I'm a maglite kinda girl.

Posted by bawlikestogomoo
I am e-dating sancho

Who are you?

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by bawlikestogomoo
I am e-dating sancho

Who are you?

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Lol... awwww cute lil birdy.

I am baw :

Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by SirHorns
...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-

... ALL of those boards

If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.

xtina?

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Don't judge. She's a nice Aries. ^-^

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by SirHorns
...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-

... ALL of those boards

If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.

xtina?

No I meant it like in the way I didn't know. So I was asking she was.

Don't judge. She's a nice Aries. ^-^

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Posted by SirHorns

Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by SirHorns
...
Uhhh...
-scrolls though Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio , Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Boards-
Tough call.
-consults his placements-

... ALL of those boards

If you want me to single someone out... xtina.
She seems awesome.

xtina?

Don't judge. She's a nice Aries. ^-^

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No I meant it like in the way I didn't know. So I was asking she was.

Lol at this thread 😄. It's quite entertaining. But seriously, idk. I would rather have someone I can talk to on the phone & see in person. long distance & text only relationships are way to stressful for this Crab. There's good folks here don't get me wrong.

Ohh & Xtina kool too. She is super nice & tell it like it is.