WarAngel79
@WarAngel79
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I’ve done that before….brought him a beer and food, but I guess my mistake was sitting down with him and then proceeding to yack his ear off! 🤣🤦♀️
Posted by xyzabc
I’ve done that before….brought him a beer and food, but I guess my mistake was sitting down with him and then proceeding to yack his ear off! 🤣🤦♀️
Yep, that's where you fucked up. Redeem yourself immediately!
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by xyzabc
I’ve done that before….brought him a beer and food, but I guess my mistake was sitting down with him and then proceeding to yack his ear off! 🤣🤦♀️
Yep, that's where you fucked up. Redeem yourself immediately!click to expand
🤣😂🤣
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex 🙂
That is our beauty time lol
That is our beauty time lol
Posted by Polyannanana
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lol
Or when you’re trying to get ready to go out and he comes in the room wanting to know what’s taking you so long? Then proceeds to sit there and watch you get dressed and talking about how long it takes you to get ready, fix your hair/makeup etc….asking you all these questions not realizing it’s taking you even longer having to answer his questions. 🤦♀️
Posted by Polyannanana
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lol
While I do understand what you're saying, having him cop a feel of your left tit will make him happy too. And after he's done, he'll probably leave.
On one hand, you get validated for being semi beautiful and on the other, he's happy too!
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by Stardustmopped
All I saw was something something leave. Done.
Worthless. 💯
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Amateur, leaving is the most important part
Posted by KimboSlicePosted by WarAngel79Posted by StardustmoppedWorthless. 💯
All I saw was something something leave. Done.
NEXT!
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Amateur, leaving is the most important partclick to expand
I'm trying to get some of these hopeless losers laid before 2025. I'm also taking notes. 🗒️
Posted by ShamalamadingdongmcshlongPosted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Wierd way to admit you enjoy sucking cock
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And this is your way of presenting yourself as a potential gay partner to me! 😁
Imagine a fat mfker sitting on the couch, drinking beer, saying "MAKE ME A SAMMICH, WOMAN!!!!"
Watching the cowbows game with a beer in his hand, going :
"WELL HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOWS"
"YEP"
"DANG IT BOBBY"
& after the game, starts day-dreaming about mowing the lawn
Wtf kind of r3tard NPC isht is this
Watching the cowbows game with a beer in his hand, going :
"WELL HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOWS"
"YEP"
"DANG IT BOBBY"
& after the game, starts day-dreaming about mowing the lawn
Wtf kind of r3tard NPC isht is this
But I want him to make me a sandwich and leave me alone.
Posted by Shamalamadingdongmcshlong
I'm good. But I'm sure @Soul will fuck you. 2 fat guts bumping, sounding like someone running in flipflops
At a weight of 173 lbs. I'm doing well enough. Funny that those are the images that are conjured up in your head though. 🤭
We don't kink shame here too much.
Posted by wildASF_tommy90
Imagine a fat mfker sitting on the couch, drinking beer, saying "MAKE ME A SAMMICH, WOMAN!!!!"
Watching the cowbows game with a beer in his hand, going :
"WELL HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOWS"
"YEP"
"DANG IT BOBBY"
& after the game, starts day-dreaming about mowing the lawn
Wtf kind of r3tard NPC isht is this
That wasn't very good at you. 3 out of 10, if I'm being generous enough. 😒
Posted by slug
Sure but wtf is he doing for me...
Probably keep doing a lot more than you give him credit for.
Posted by SeaLion
But I want him to make me a sandwich and leave me alone.
I would put two olives on a toothpick for you. ❤️
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by wildASF_tommy90
Imagine a fat mfker sitting on the couch, drinking beer, saying "MAKE ME A SAMMICH, WOMAN!!!!"
Watching the cowbows game with a beer in his hand, going :
"WELL HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOWS"
"YEP"
"DANG IT BOBBY"
& after the game, starts day-dreaming about mowing the lawn
Wtf kind of r3tard NPC isht is this
That wasn't very good at you. 3 out of 10, if I'm being generous enough. 😒click to expand
Let me continue, see if any of these ring a bell.
- HOA
- 2nd amendment rights.
- cooking chili
- driving a Ford
- Merica
- wd40
- son named : Robert/Bobby
- trouble with in-laws
- having a man-cave
- get pulled over by cops "I DO NOT CONSENT TO A SEARCH, NOR DO I HAVE TO GIVE YOU MY DRIVER'S-LICENSE, I KNOW MY RIGHTS !!!!"
- Vote Red
Ok im done, good luck finding wife
Forget the sandwitch, sit on my face and talk to me bae
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by Shamalamadingdongmcshlong
I'm good. But I'm sure @Soul will fuck you. 2 fat guts bumping, sounding like someone running in flipflops
At a weight of 173 lbs. I'm doing well enough. Funny that those are the images that are conjured up in your head though. 🤭
We don't kink shame here too much.click to expand
That’s quite light ….. aren’t you tall?
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by WarAngel79Posted by ShamalamadingdongmcshlongAt a weight of 173 lbs. I'm doing well enough. Funny that those are the images that are conjured up in your head though. 🤭
I'm good. But I'm sure @Soul will fuck you. 2 fat guts bumping, sounding like someone running in flipflops
We don't kink shame here too much.
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That’s quite light ….. aren’t you tall?click to expand
I'm 180 centimeters. Just a tad taller than the average here in the U.S.
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by SeaLion
But I want him to make me a sandwich and leave me alone.
I would put two olives on a toothpick for you. ❤️click to expand
Wow
Posted by SeaLionPosted by WarAngel79Posted by SeaLionI would put two olives on a toothpick for you. ❤️
But I want him to make me a sandwich and leave me alone.
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I know.
Posted by Shamalamadingdongmcshlong
I'm good. But I'm sure @Soul will fuck you. 2 fat guts bumping, sounding like someone running in flipflops
Na, you've got me all wrong lil pup. I rather put a rubber glove lubed with canola cooking oil inside a sock, slightly warm it in the microwave, tighten it with rubber bands, stick it in the crevasse of my couch, then fuck that. Get it right next time ffs.
Sex is kind of worthless imo. It's great when you experience it the first few times, but then it just means nothing imo. It's nothing but expectations of enjoying something pleasurable, but in reality I can do that easily myself. So basically it comes down to the man doing all the work to hold up expectations for the woman's pleasure, or she will get bored and find something fresh and new. Which I actually don't blame her. Men are easy to please, women aren't. There is actual science behind that too. I personally would rather masterbate to what I like rather then constantly try to pleasure a woman, and keep her on my side sex wise. Tbh the perfect woman for me would be one who doesn't enjoy sex, but also let's me pleasure myself. If not it's like then I have to actually try, rather then just feel pleasure for an hour on my own terms, then cum on my own terms.
Basically what I'm saying is I'd rather goon then pleasure women. I fully accept my status as a commer at this point.
Basically what I'm saying is I'd rather goon then pleasure women. I fully accept my status as a commer at this point.
Posted by Soul
Sex is kind of worthless imo. It's great when you experience it the first few times, but then it just means nothing imo. It's nothing but expectations of enjoying something pleasurable, but in reality I can do that easily myself. So basically it comes down to the man doing all the work to hold up expectations for the woman's pleasure, or she will get bored and find something fresh and new. Which I actually don't blame her. Men are easy to please, women aren't. There is actual science behind that too. I personally would rather masterbate to what I like rather then constantly try to pleasure a woman, and keep her on my side sex wise. Tbh the perfect woman for me would be one who doesn't enjoy sex, but also let's me pleasure myself. If not it's like then I have to actually try, rather then just feel pleasure for an hour on my own terms, then cum on my own terms.
Basically what I'm saying is I'd rather goon then pleasure women. I fully accept my status as a commer at this point.
*Men are easy to please, women aren't*
I agree with this
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by Polyannanana
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lol
While I do understand what you're saying, having him cop a feel of your left tit will make him happy too. And after he's done, he'll probably leave.
On one hand, you get validated for being semi beautiful and on the other, he's happy too!click to expand
Validated? We all know once guys get a girl, they leave her hanging like a deer on the wall collecting dust and she'll just have to "take their word" for any validation after that. It's hard being pretty and not hearing it 🤣 leo rising
Posted by Polyannanana
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lol
You're naked, it's a great time for sex.
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by WarAngel79Posted by ShamalamadingdongmcshlongAt a weight of 173 lbs. I'm doing well enough. Funny that those are the images that are conjured up in your head though. 🤭
I'm good. But I'm sure @Soul will fuck you. 2 fat guts bumping, sounding like someone running in flipflops
We don't kink shame here too much.
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That’s quite light ….. aren’t you tall?click to expand
I weigh that much lean and mean and I ain't tall.
Posted by xyzabcPosted by Polyannanana
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lol
Or when you’re trying to get ready to go out and he comes in the room wanting to know what’s taking you so long? Then proceeds to sit there and watch you get dressed and talking about how long it takes you to get ready, fix your hair/makeup etc….asking you all these questions not realizing it’s taking you even longer having to answer his questions. 🤦♀️click to expand
Oh I hate that too lol
They are like little kids with no patience 🙂 Some girls take 6 hours to get ready I wonder what they would do probably just give up and die 🙂
To make this man right here happy give me some goddamn money and carry on bout your business. I don't give a damn about a woman feeding me nor pleasuring me. If they got money give it to me and leave.
Posted by Walk_on_byPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by WarAngel79That’s quite light ….. aren’t you tall?Posted by ShamalamadingdongmcshlongAt a weight of 173 lbs. I'm doing well enough. Funny that those are the images that are conjured up in your head though. 🤭
I'm good. But I'm sure @Soul will fuck you. 2 fat guts bumping, sounding like someone running in flipflops
We don't kink shame here too much.
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I weigh that much lean and mean and I ain't tall.click to expand
How tall?
Posted by slugPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by slugPlanning to annoy the shit out of you.
Sure but wtf is he doing for me...
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True, he just has to wait for a red day and have the absolute temerity to exist alongside you.
Posted by RollergirlOrcPosted by WarAngel79Posted by PolyannananaWhile I do understand what you're saying, having him cop a feel of your left tit will make him happy too. And after he's done, he'll probably leave.
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lol
On one hand, you get validated for being semi beautiful and on the other, he's happy too!
click to expand
Validated? We all know once guys get a girl, they leave her hanging like a deer on the wall collecting dust and she'll just have to "take their word" for any validation after that. It's hard being pretty and not hearing it 🤣 leo risingclick to expand
Is constantly grabbing at you and kissing you validation?
Posted by slugPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by slugTrue, he just has to wait for a red day and have the absolute temerity to exist alongside you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerI doubt he'd have to do much planningPosted by slugPlanning to annoy the shit out of you.
Sure but wtf is he doing for me...
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A red day 😂 actually I'm usually in a pretty good mood during but that's usually because I'm high on codeine lolclick to expand
what the fuck do you get codeine for, it's scheduled over here and pharmacies won't even keep it anymore because of the whole Lean thing
Posted by slugPosted by SoloPosted by slugwhat the fuck do you get codeine for, it's scheduled over here and pharmacies won't even keep it anymore because of the whole Lean thingPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerA red day 😂 actually I'm usually in a pretty good mood during but that's usually because I'm high on codeine lolPosted by slugTrue, he just has to wait for a red day and have the absolute temerity to exist alongside you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerI doubt he'd have to do much planningPosted by slugPlanning to annoy the shit out of you.
Sure but wtf is he doing for me...
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They dish out to the oldies over here 😂 and I know a few oldies.click to expand
Goddamn lmao. Be careful. I've had lean before back in like 2010 and it was delicious. Idk about the syrup straight up, but codeine addictive.
There is one more thing a woman can do to make a man very very happy..
Posted by slugPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by slugTrue, he just has to wait for a red day and have the absolute temerity to exist alongside you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerI doubt he'd have to do much planningPosted by slugPlanning to annoy the shit out of you.
Sure but wtf is he doing for me...
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A red day 😂 actually I'm usually in a pretty good mood during but that's usually because I'm high on codeine lolclick to expand
Get yourself a heat pad….does wonders for pain
Food
Football
Fucks
Football
Fucks
Posted by poppyflower
White, whole wheat, or multigrain? 🥪
I'm okay with whole wheat. Multigrain is taking it a step too far.
Posted by RollergirlOrcPosted by WarAngel79Posted by PolyannananaWhile I do understand what you're saying, having him cop a feel of your left tit will make him happy too. And after he's done, he'll probably leave.
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lol
On one hand, you get validated for being semi beautiful and on the other, he's happy too!
click to expand
Validated? We all know once guys get a girl, they leave her hanging like a deer on the wall collecting dust and she'll just have to "take their word" for any validation after that. It's hard being pretty and not hearing it 🤣 leo risingclick to expand
I know all about Leo risings and their need to be validated on a three times a day basis. I don't think they realize how much of a pain in the ass that can be sometimes. 😜
Posted by slugPosted by WarAngel79Posted by slugProbably keep doing a lot more than you give him credit for.
Sure but wtf is he doing for me...
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I don't know, I wasn't inside your relationship. But you are single, sooo...
Posted by borednbeautiful
There is one more thing a woman can do to make a man very very happy..
Which is?
Posted by slugPosted by WarAngel79Posted by slugI don't know, I wasn't inside your relationship. But you are single, sooo...Posted by WarAngel79For example?Posted by slugProbably keep doing a lot more than you give him credit for.
Sure but wtf is he doing for me...
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I know, I'm trying to be a troll but I'm not very good at it. At least not for a very long time, that's not normally my nature! 😁
The quote: Men are easier to please than women is definitely true. I find that the Scorpio and Sagittarius Pluto women to be trash when it comes to commitments of all kinds including work.
Social media has them thinking too highly of themselves. 💯
Social media has them thinking too highly of themselves. 💯
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Walk_on_byPosted by MyStarsShineI weigh that much lean and mean and I ain't tall.Posted by WarAngel79That’s quite light ….. aren’t you tall?Posted by ShamalamadingdongmcshlongAt a weight of 173 lbs. I'm doing well enough. Funny that those are the images that are conjured up in your head though. 🤭
I'm good. But I'm sure @Soul will fuck you. 2 fat guts bumping, sounding like someone running in flipflops
We don't kink shame here too much.
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172cm
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COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.