WarAngel79
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A sandwich? Fuck that, Go in the kitchen cook me a hot meal then dip (leave) so I can call some female acquaintances over ….. to talk
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A sandwich? Fuck that, Go in the kitchen cook me a hot meal then dip (leave) so I can call some female acquaintances over ….. to talk
Most modern women don't know how to cook anything beyond a Hot Pocket, good luck with that!
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by Jayson
A sandwich? Fuck that, Go in the kitchen cook me a hot meal then dip (leave) so I can call some female acquaintances over ….. to talk
Most modern women don't know how to cook anything beyond a Hot Pocket, good luck with that!click to expand
😆🤣😂 They could easily door dash it for me. But yes you are correct and that’s fucking krazy
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by TheGreenFairiePosted by WarAngel79God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.
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Then maybe it's time you cram something in his mouth when you're having sex and return the favor. It could be either a ball gag or a plastic dick, just as long as he shuts up.click to expand
Dying 😂
First, I should have said almost never bc that's when he's quiet. Like a flipping church mouse.
Second, this is a male cancer. He'd angry cry at such an affront 😂
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by TheGreenFairiePosted by WarAngel79God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.
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Right? I think he got the wrong air sign for that, he needs a gem 😂
Posted by TheGreenFairiePosted by WarAngel79Posted by TheGreenFairieThen maybe it's time you cram something in his mouth when you're having sex and return the favor. It could be either a ball gag or a plastic dick, just as long as he shuts up.Posted by WarAngel79God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.
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Dying 😂
First, I should have said almost never bc that's when he's quiet. Like a flipping church mouse.
Second, this is a male cancer. He'd angry cry at such an affront 😂click to expand
Hmmm, as the British would say: I think you're proper fucked. 🫡
Posted by TheGreenFairiePosted by MyStarsShinePosted by TheGreenFairieOh God 😩Posted by WarAngel79God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.
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Right? I think he got the wrong air sign for that, he needs a gem 😂click to expand
Are you an Aqua?
Posted by Generositaa910Posted by WarAngel79Posted by Generositaa910That's pretty much up to you at this point. The sandwich plus actually leaving him alone to his own devices is actually a symbol of love.Posted by WarAngel79The question is will he appreciate that or just cheat eventually?
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.
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Cooking for someone is actually my love language so I don't mind (Taurus moon)
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Then it's possible you might have a chance. It'd be kind of funny that you both bond over food. 🤭
Posted by Generositaa910Posted by WarAngel79Posted by Generositaa910Then it's possible you might have a chance. It'd be kind of funny that you both bond over food. 🤭Posted by WarAngel79Cooking for someone is actually my love language so I don't mind (Taurus moon)Posted by Generositaa910That's pretty much up to you at this point. The sandwich plus actually leaving him alone to his own devices is actually a symbol of love.Posted by WarAngel79The question is will he appreciate that or just cheat eventually?
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.
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And he's also a Taurus moon 😌click to expand
I'm sure you've already done this, but you should put food on each other's bodies to spice things up in the bedroom. Strawberries and cube ice go a long way.
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by Generositaa910Posted by WarAngel79And he's also a Taurus moon 😌Posted by Generositaa910Then it's possible you might have a chance. It'd be kind of funny that you both bond over food. 🤭Posted by WarAngel79Cooking for someone is actually my love language so I don't mind (Taurus moon)Posted by Generositaa910That's pretty much up to you at this point. The sandwich plus actually leaving him alone to his own devices is actually a symbol of love.Posted by WarAngel79The question is will he appreciate that or just cheat eventually?
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.
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I'm sure you've already done this, but you should put food on each other's bodies to spice things up in the bedroom. Strawberries and cube ice go a long way.click to expand
Taurus moons ain’t got the time for that
Just shove it in the gob 😂
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by TheGreenFairiePosted by MyStarsShineRight? I think he got the wrong air sign for that, he needs a gem 😂Posted by TheGreenFairieOh God 😩Posted by WarAngel79God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.
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Are you an Aqua?click to expand
♎ with ♒ moon
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by TheGreenFairiePosted by WarAngel79Dying 😂Posted by TheGreenFairieThen maybe it's time you cram something in his mouth when you're having sex and return the favor. It could be either a ball gag or a plastic dick, just as long as he shuts up.Posted by WarAngel79God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.
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First, I should have said almost never bc that's when he's quiet. Like a flipping church mouse.
Second, this is a male cancer. He'd angry cry at such an affront 😂
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Hmmm, as the British would say: I think you're proper fucked. 🫡click to expand
😂
Posted by WarAngel79Posted by RollergirlOrcPosted by WarAngel79Validated? We all know once guys get a girl, they leave her hanging like a deer on the wall collecting dust and she'll just have to "take their word" for any validation after that. It's hard being pretty and not hearing it 🤣 leo risingPosted by PolyannananaWhile I do understand what you're saying, having him cop a feel of your left tit will make him happy too. And after he's done, he'll probably leave.
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lol
On one hand, you get validated for being semi beautiful and on the other, he's happy too!
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I know all about Leo risings and their need to be validated on a three times a day basis. I don't think they realize how much of a pain in the ass that can be sometimes. 😜click to expand
Pain in the ass! Well, if you wanted unwanted hot sauce in your sandwich, why didn't u say so 🤭
I'm still waiting for @Shamalamadingdongmcshlong
Only 2 posts total since 2023, and one was dedicated to me. Clearly there is something between us. "Yawn" someone's alt account is happy to see me.
Only 2 posts total since 2023, and one was dedicated to me. Clearly there is something between us. "Yawn" someone's alt account is happy to see me.
Posted by RollergirlOrcPosted by WarAngel79Posted by RollergirlOrcI know all about Leo risings and their need to be validated on a three times a day basis. I don't think they realize how much of a pain in the ass that can be sometimes. 😜Posted by WarAngel79Validated? We all know once guys get a girl, they leave her hanging like a deer on the wall collecting dust and she'll just have to "take their word" for any validation after that. It's hard being pretty and not hearing it 🤣 leo risingPosted by PolyannananaWhile I do understand what you're saying, having him cop a feel of your left tit will make him happy too. And after he's done, he'll probably leave.
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lol
On one hand, you get validated for being semi beautiful and on the other, he's happy too!
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Pain in the ass! Well, if you wanted unwanted hot sauce in your sandwich, why didn't u say so 🤭click to expand
At that point, you might as well just use ghost pepper or reaper sauce. 🌶️🌶️🌶️
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