@WarAngel79
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Posted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
click to expandThen maybe it's time you cram something in his mouth when you're having sex and return the favor. It could be either a ball gag or a plastic dick, just as long as he shuts up.
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Dying 😂
First, I should have said almost never bc that's when he's quiet. Like a flipping church mouse.
Second, this is a male cancer. He'd angry cry at such an affront 😂
Posted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
click to expandOh God 😩
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Right? I think he got the wrong air sign for that, he needs a gem 😂
Posted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
click to expandThen maybe it's time you cram something in his mouth when you're having sex and return the favor. It could be either a ball gag or a plastic dick, just as long as he shuts up.
click to expandDying 😂
First, I should have said almost never bc that's when he's quiet. Like a flipping church mouse.
Second, this is a male cancer. He'd angry cry at such an affront 😂
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Hmmm, as the British would say: I think you're proper fucked. 🫡
Posted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
click to expandOh God 😩
click to expandRight? I think he got the wrong air sign for that, he needs a gem 😂
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Are you an Aqua?
Posted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.The question is will he appreciate that or just cheat eventually?
click to expandThat's pretty much up to you at this point. The sandwich plus actually leaving him alone to his own devices is actually a symbol of love.
click to expandCooking for someone is actually my love language so I don't mind (Taurus moon)
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Then it's possible you might have a chance. It'd be kind of funny that you both bond over food. 🤭
Posted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.The question is will he appreciate that or just cheat eventually?
click to expandThat's pretty much up to you at this point. The sandwich plus actually leaving him alone to his own devices is actually a symbol of love.
click to expandCooking for someone is actually my love language so I don't mind (Taurus moon)
click to expandThen it's possible you might have a chance. It'd be kind of funny that you both bond over food. 🤭
click to expandAnd he's also a Taurus moon 😌
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I'm sure you've already done this, but you should put food on each other's bodies to spice things up in the bedroom. Strawberries and cube ice go a long way.
Posted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.The question is will he appreciate that or just cheat eventually?
click to expandThat's pretty much up to you at this point. The sandwich plus actually leaving him alone to his own devices is actually a symbol of love.
click to expandCooking for someone is actually my love language so I don't mind (Taurus moon)
click to expandThen it's possible you might have a chance. It'd be kind of funny that you both bond over food. 🤭
click to expandAnd he's also a Taurus moon 😌
click to expandI'm sure you've already done this, but you should put food on each other's bodies to spice things up in the bedroom. Strawberries and cube ice go a long way.
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Taurus moons ain’t got the time for that
Just shove it in the gob 😂
Posted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
click to expandOh God 😩
click to expandRight? I think he got the wrong air sign for that, he needs a gem 😂
click to expandAre you an Aqua?
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♎ with ♒ moon
Posted by WarAngel79
This one is simple ladies, even gay men have figured it out;
Go into the kitchen, make your man a sandwich, bring him a beer, give it to him while he's just sitting there relaxing and then: LEAVE.
COMPLETELY LEAVE, for at least an hour or two or so. Don't bother him, don't remind him of shit to do, just leave and go do something else yourself.God if only that worked for cancer. I'd gladly make a sandwich and even cut it all diagonal and shit just so he stfu 😂 he absolutely would follow me into the kitchen, talk the whole time then require I sit with him while he ate and have a full on convo the whole time. He never.stops.talking.
click to expandThen maybe it's time you cram something in his mouth when you're having sex and return the favor. It could be either a ball gag or a plastic dick, just as long as he shuts up.
click to expandDying 😂
First, I should have said almost never bc that's when he's quiet. Like a flipping church mouse.
Second, this is a male cancer. He'd angry cry at such an affront 😂
click to expandHmmm, as the British would say: I think you're proper fucked. 🫡
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😂
Posted by Polyannanana
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lolWhile I do understand what you're saying, having him cop a feel of your left tit will make him happy too. And after he's done, he'll probably leave.
On one hand, you get validated for being semi beautiful and on the other, he's happy too!
click to expandValidated? We all know once guys get a girl, they leave her hanging like a deer on the wall collecting dust and she'll just have to "take their word" for any validation after that. It's hard being pretty and not hearing it 🤣 leo rising
click to expandI know all about Leo risings and their need to be validated on a three times a day basis. I don't think they realize how much of a pain in the ass that can be sometimes. 😜
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Pain in the ass! Well, if you wanted unwanted hot sauce in your sandwich, why didn't u say so 🤭
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Only 2 posts total since 2023, and one was dedicated to me. Clearly there is something between us. "Yawn" someone's alt account is happy to see me.
Posted by Polyannanana
It's the same when guys don't leave girls alone when we come out of the shower or we are trying on clothes and men assume it's a good time for sex
That is our beauty time lolWhile I do understand what you're saying, having him cop a feel of your left tit will make him happy too. And after he's done, he'll probably leave.
On one hand, you get validated for being semi beautiful and on the other, he's happy too!
click to expandValidated? We all know once guys get a girl, they leave her hanging like a deer on the wall collecting dust and she'll just have to "take their word" for any validation after that. It's hard being pretty and not hearing it 🤣 leo rising
click to expandI know all about Leo risings and their need to be validated on a three times a day basis. I don't think they realize how much of a pain in the ass that can be sometimes. 😜
click to expandPain in the ass! Well, if you wanted unwanted hot sauce in your sandwich, why didn't u say so 🤭
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At that point, you might as well just use ghost pepper or reaper sauce. 🌶️🌶️🌶️
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Most modern women don't know how to cook anything beyond a Hot Pocket, good luck with that!