best/worst lovers by sign

Okay i was thinking about this earlier. Describe to me your best and worst lovers by sign and explain why they hold that place. Dont forget to include your sign.


my sign : Cancer


best: Pisces- He is so in tune with me its absolutely amazing. He just knows exactly what i want and how i want it. The kissing and cuddling never stop and i always get that mushy butterfly euphoria feeling with him.

worst: gemini- he was an awful kisser.. he just pecked my face pretty much. He made me feel uncomfortable and it wasnt fun or in sync like i like it to be. We didnt love eachother or even really like eachother it was just a dumb mistake. He drove me crazy and NOT in a good way.


and my so-so was a cancer.. he was my first love and it was good at the time we kinda just experienced all the firsts together .. i guess i'll always have a place for him in my heart. We were very close and i loved the hopeless romantic side of him but i couldnt take his paranoia and the stress he sometimes put on me. He never forgave me for anything i said or did. We were too much alike and i often blamed myself when things went wrong, but it really wasnt anyones fault. We were just too young for anything as major as that.

My best was a Libra .. probably because I loved him so damn much (still do).
My first husband was a Gem and he was alright .. could do all nighters.
Virgo is the worse .. too mechanical, routine .. this fish likes to mix things up.
Aries is best shag .. came closests to hitting the right spot and had rythym.
Leo was most attentive .. really big on foreplay and I wasn't complaining.
Scorpio most stimulating .. he could get me aroused and hot with little effort.

Good Morning archer .. I was wondering, where are you? What country?

DC, someone mentioned that you're a writer .. what do you write?

I just made a fresh pot of coffee .. want a cup?

Oh, DC .. making music is writing. For ages, I was always a classic rocker, but, my son (25) has made me fall in love with hip-hop .. it just works it's way into your soul.

The only man I've ever been in love with, so, he has my heart.

That aside .. he was really affectionate, always wanting to cuddle and sit close .. plus, he was affectionate mentally, too. Anytime I had a rough day or was tired, he woudl go out of his way to say something sweet and soothing to pick me back up.

Sexually, he wasn't the best as far as performance .. but, he was really tender and loving, and that made all the difference, you know?

thanks, archer .. not crying at all.

Maybe we only have one true love in life .. he was mine.

Thanks, DC .. I think about him nearly everyday .. still, after all these years .. hoping he's happy and has had a fulfilling life.

geeez, just like a man .. nothings for free .. ok

* hands cup of piping hot coffee to DC

Best: Aqua - tons of foreplay and doesn't need directions
Worst: Virgo - foreplay = get on the bed; pumped away like the rabbit off the energizer battery ads

Awwww .. thanks for the hug 🙂

They should just all be porn stars .. fuck away with no meaning to it.

Wow, DC .. I wonder what sign that girl was? I've heard people have mixed opinions on Tuarus women .. but, one thing most people say, they are very sensual.

I believe that no matter what anybody says .. good loving has to be both emotional and physical .. people say, men are physical and women are emotional, and that's true, for the most part .. but, when it comes to sexual satisfaction, both have to be present.

I feel sorry for Virgo's .. as much as I test them and push them to their limits most of the time .. I really feel bad for them. They are kind souls .. and lousy lovers.

Some things in life just aren't fair.

"I wish you are not so comfortble there yourself"

that shot over my head .. guess it was suppose to 😉

You're not bad to Virgo's, archer .. your one of the few who hold them in the regard they deserve. Other's defend them, but it's blindly .. then, there's people like me who strike every chance given .. you, on the other hand, give credit when and where it's due .. that's just being honest.

Bye, DC .. don't work too hard.

I'm sure there are notso .. where are they, though? How come nobody can find one?
I feel bad for them .. I know that sounds out-of-character for me because I pounce on them all the time .. but, I really do.

lol.. i love how pisces guys have more imagination then others.. pisces to me are never boring .. i wonder why that is.. but it always gets better with them.. lol im addicted to them

Best: Scorpio and Taurus

now as we all know, I dont like scorpios but when it was good with the scorp, it was electric fire magic. have you ever had electric fire magic? so when it's good, it's good. i was drawn to that man like superglue.

And my bull is great because he is so affectionate, thoughtful, sweet, attentive, polite... all the things that a fairytale princess could want. I know that if i were sleeping beauty, he'd be that prince guy who rides the horse through that thicket and come and kiss me to wake me up.

as for sex, both the taurus and the scorpio have enormous sex drives which is right up my alley. the scorp wanted to do really risque stuff which, i was down for whatever. the taurus is a tad bit more conservative but much more sensual. they're both great in that area

THE WORST: Cancer and Aqua

Cancer was bad because he was so moody and stuck in his shell. His sex was bad because he couldnt go for a long time and he was ultra conservative and shy. Oh he got on my nerves but he was the sexiest man ive had to this day, but i swear... i couldnt do much with him.

Aqua because they are soooooooooooooo dry to me. Dry and Boring. They are great as friends, interesting to hang out with. But as my bf, I was bored and in the bedroom, he was wack. I couldnt connect with him spiritually so there was pretty much no point.

As a virgo, I feel compelled to step in and defend the honor of my people.

Are pisces fabulous, amazing lovers? Sure. Is there going to be the odd virgo here or there that just hops on board and starts pumping away like a jackrabbit? Sure.

BUT

No one seems to be mentioning the virgo's penchant for being dominated. If you're not thrilled with the action between the sheets, take control of your virgo. Tell him/her what to do. Be more aggressive. If you actually convey the message that you're not satisfied with the performance, you'll trigger some sort of latent people-pleasing/perfectionist instincts that might do the job.

Conversely, if you don't like virgo lovers, consider that you might be contributing to an environment where the virgo feels unable to relax. If they can't get to their happy place where they can chill out and relax and explore their inner whore, why wouldn't sex be mechanical?

Just a suggestion! 🙂

V-lady,

While I was dating a Virgo man - he seemed so timid about being intimate and being sexually free.

By nature, I think they "worry" about what? got me. Maybe his insecurity about whether he would be "good enough?" Anywho.....we took a trip together to the book store - I took his hand and led him to the "Sexology" sextion. Together, we choose books that seemed interesting, found some comfy chairs and began reading through them.

The one that he chose, Sex for Dummies. Hmmm..... okay. It actually was a very good read I must say.

I will say that in all honesty, he was always very open with me and shared nothing but the truth with me. He eventually said that he has never really been that interested in sex - it didn't do much for him. He'd find more excitement at his computer creating some form of dilly-bob for the company he worked for or consulting or speaking in front of a group - those were the things that "lit" him up.

To each their own....

We remain great friends to this day - he has a new woman in his life - she lives in another state. And for him.......the less intimate, the better.

the above is my report on my personal findings of being with a male Virgo. 😉

Hitler wept? Great title for a book.

Based on my own knowledge of myself and having had experience with a few virgo men, it is hard to get us out of our heads. I think there's a lot of truth behind the stereotype of worrying and over-thinking/analyzing things.

As a remedy, I would strongly recommend alcohol. Keep your virgo drunk all the time and sex should be spectacular.

If you can't force feed the vodka (images of fois gras flashing through my head), the only thing I can say with any sort of confidence is that virgos tend to pick up on their partner's vibes. That might be attributing a greater capacity for intuition than most people credit virgos with, but it's always made sense to me. If you approach a virgo with complete emotional openness and a willingness to get your freak out, they seem to respond in kind.

Now tauruses (tauri?) on the other hand... 😛

"I can say with any sort of confidence is that virgos tend to pick up on their partner's vibes."

If I could vouche for that .. then none of this would be an issue. Quite the opposite, I'm afraid .. a manual is needed.

The problem isn't so much as that they don't know what to do .. oh, yes, they know, once it's been pointed out, or looked up in the manual .. the problem is intamacy .. sex doesn't mean anything without it.

"As a virgo, I feel compelled to step in and defend the honor of my people."

Very chivalrous of you .. if more would show such spirit, perhaps I would find it within myself to re-evaluate. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen .. instead, what is presented to me is either ignorance, or scorn. Personally, I just don't feel like the Virgo is sensitive enough for the Pisces' tender feelings .. perhaps, another sign would be better suited.

Well, you know P-Angel, this is part of my larger public relations campaign to change/reform the virgo image among pisces. I had myself a taste of some pisces lovin' (yummy!) and am trying to get a bigger part of that action. Once you go pisces, you'll never go back and the like.

How's that for Machiavellian?

Getting him drunk makes it worse .. getting me drunk helps him, though.

In a partnership, my opinion isn't likely to change, for it is deeply rooted.

However, I have several wonderful friends who are your kind and I cherish them immensely. From my perspective, in a partnership, the Virgo is better suited with a fire sign .. they can handle the coldness better than water.

archer had a pretty good run with a Virgo .. don't know about air .. maybe they would do well. Pisces is just not a good match .. they seem to fail.

Hey, I have left over ham from last night and just happen to have some delicious pickle to go on it ..

* scurries into kitchen

virgos make excellent friends but as lovers, they dont seem to "get" it. And as for sex, you shouldnt have to say "hey listen virgo person, this is what i like so i need you to do this this and this in order for me to do this. now im going to touch you here, and you tell me if you like it" Can you say BORING! There is no romance in that whatsoever! Im all down for being the aggressive girl who mounts her man and goes for it, but damn, can i get a guy who knows what i like because he is reading my body? I dont have time to tell him where to put it.

I have dated virgos and they can be alittle irritating when it comes to sex. they do pump you like a rabbit. it's like having a day at the zoo. he's pumping like a rabbit and groaning like a grizzly bear and you're the kid standing in front of the cage holding a red balloon, licking a lollipop nonchalantly wondering when the hell your mother is going to take you home so you can play with your toys cause the grizzly rabbit you're watching is boring you to tears.

Ok, sandwich ready .. where'd she go?

She better get here quick .. there's a Virguy here eye-balling it.

Thank you all for the hospitality! Had to run off for a second, so the tea's gone cold.

Can we make a distinction between virgo men and virgo women? I don't know if I just don't want to hear the cold, hard truth, but there's something inside me that protests at being called mechanical and unemotional in bed.

"And as for sex, you shouldnt have to say "hey listen virgo person, this is what i like so i need you to do this this and this in order for me to do this. now im going to touch you here, and you tell me if you like it" Can you say BORING! There is no romance in that whatsoever! Im all down for being the aggressive girl who mounts her man and goes for it, but damn, can i get a guy who knows what i like because he is reading my body? I dont have time to tell him where to put it."


And to make matters worse, Lil .. after 25 years of marriage .. HE STILL HAS TO BE TOLD.

Geez .. I gave up sex a long time ago .. no loss, really.

"I don't know if I just don't want to hear the cold, hard truth, but there's something inside me that protests at being called mechanical and unemotional in bed."

I've only slept with V-men .......

So, v-lady .. let's start on turning a new leaf .. what is it we have to do to get our men to respond?

Might I recommend the hitachi magic wand? It might not do anything for him, but it will do wonders for whether or not you care about his response.

"after 25 years of marriage .. HE STILL HAS TO BE TOLD."

The sad part is, if I had stayed with my virgo ex, I would be in the SAME boat. I gave up on sex with him too. It was just too much of a chore. I think I'd rather clean the bathtub than have sex with him.

It's ok, I laugh, too. He looks at me with those eyes and I just turn away and start reading a book .. or filing my nails ..

"I'd rather clean the bathtub than have sex with him."

How sorry is that?

And yet, I stay .. outside the bedroom, he's a wonderful man .. sacrifices !!!

Damn Pisces and their goddamm sacrifices .. and Virgo's think they have the martyr territory quenched .. step aside, I say and watch how it's done ....

Ok, at the risk of sounding like a complete dummy .. what's a hitachi magic wand?

P-Angel - The hitachi magic wand is God's gift to the woman who's not getting any.

For more information, I direct you to...

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=1993

I think it is where you take the Male virgo "wand" and cook it the "hitachi" way!

UK, huh? You guys are just too cool, it seems.

Can I be re-born over there?

Oh no, P-Angel! I'm not in the UK. The lovehoney site is just a really good one for getting ideas! Plus, the magic wand only works with a converter in the UK. About it being an American (Asian?) product... I won't even speculate about what that says about the respective quality of sex in the UK/US.

Here's another link to information on the magic wand...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand

P Angel, you mean to tell me that you are still married to the virgo? Oh my stars! How did you manage to get all those years with a virgo? How did you SURVIVE? You must be so horny you could just spit by now. Oh you poor little fishie you. Im sympathizing with you because I KNOW how it is with those virgos. He must be absolutely wonderful outside of the bedroom.

Yes... we do sacrifice a great deal when we love someone don't we?

You know, when I had my virgo guy, he was the one guy that could have cheated on me and I wouldnt have given a damn. LOL, it would have been less work for me to do...

"see this is why I hate astrology because I know damn well I know how to make it do what it do."

lol, pp .. poor guy .. he can't help it.

"You know, when I had my virgo guy, he was the one guy that could have cheated on me and I wouldnt have given a damn. LOL, it would have been less work for me to do..."


Ah-ha .. now you all know why I'm not upset about his affair .. please, fuck 'em so he'll leave me alone ... Please, I'll even pay you.

Seriously though .. he is a nice man, very kind and gentle.

v-lady .. I'm just running my mouth. I love my Virgo very much. We are going to seperate and divorce (hopefully sooner than later), but that doesn't mean I don't still love him .. two people can't spend this amount of time together and not be very fond of each other. Normally, I just bitch because I can .. I do love him, though.

I just don't want you to be offended because of my bad-mouthing him .. it's not against you .. forgive me?