best/worst lovers by sign (Page 2)

Inner whore?

Can that be used with the magic wand?

P-Angel - It's all good. No worries about anything - I'm secure enough in my delusions/talents to see astrological generalizations for being just that (read: "I know damn well I know how to make it do what it do"). I am sorry, though, to hear about the separation and divorce. That must be incredibly, incredibly painful.

In conclusion there is no sun sign and sex skill correlation.

Hey my pisces is feb 22 too...he is a pushover for me...I dunno about anyone else though...

"In conclusion there is no sun sign and sex skill correlation."

Yeah, I guess we kind veered away from that .. threads have a habit of doing that, don't they?

the beauty of ADD...

I actually know a couple who have been married for gosh, like 28 years and still, to this day .. their sex is hot, hot, hot .. they are Leo & Taurus.

ewww granny sex
::shudders::
😛

its gross now...it is....but honestly when im that age, I hope its still great. 🙂

lol bling.

with echoes...

You wanna really get grossed out?

You know how when people get older, they get jowls and their skin basically starts falling off their face?

Well, other .. skinned parts .. fall too .. saggy.

One day you're out walking the mall, and your like, "Hey, what's that flapping against my knee"

P-Angel - You mean the flapping against your knee is only supposed to begin once you're really old?

Need to talk to my doctor about this.

lol

ewwww

pp, pretty much whatever my son listens to .. if I turn on the radio, I'll listen to classic rock, like, The Stones or Joe Walsh.

He listens to people like Big Daddy Kane and Jay Z (I think those are the names).. they sound familiar. When he listens to his music .. it soothes my soul, too. And somebody else like .. um .. Dr. (somebody)

LOL In reference to a previous post... im looking forward to granny sex. For some reason,i think it'd be cool to be old and wrinkled, smelling like moth balls and still getting it on, pulling out my old nurse costume and playing doctor while my grandkids are sleeping in the next room lol HOT!

Dont say ewwww, it's convenient. Just think, for granny sex, you dont even have to put in your dentures. In fact, it's more fun without the dentures if you catch my drift *wink

curse my visual/hyperactive imagination....

Hey .. I have grandkids, dentures, p-lips hanging and STILL think about sex.

Ok, so I only "think" about it .. but, that's not the point.

man i cant wait til my P lips hang lol, easy access and the prime reason that no dentures will be just fine lol

okay okay, ima stop. im sorry everybody lol im nasty i know

Yeah, Lil .. the dentures part is pretty cool .. no teeth in my head whatsoever.

Now .. I just have to find someone to test it out on.

granny sex...i think this thread has taken a wrong turn...shudders.

as for virgos being lousy lovers, i've never received any complaints from any of the men that i've been with, they seemed more than satisfied with me, shrugs.

never had the pleasure of being with a pisces...and branh, i hear you on the virgo stamina 😉

Aww, archer .. you have a cold?

Want me to make you some tea? I hope your rest is making you feel better.🙂

I'm wonderful, thanks for asking .. I'll go put some water on for you.

It's a beautiful day here in the Applicians .. the birds are singing. Perhaps, they will sing a song for you, wishing you good health and happiness.

There are some wrens who come every year to nest in the eaves of my back porch and today I can see them busily examining their nest from last year .. soon, they'll be working on it again .. I'll bet if you were here watching them, it would make you feel better.

I'll watch for you, ok?

Thank you, I will .. sleep will do you good.

Hoping you recover quickly 🙂

Good night !!

I am going to attend Nunnery School

I will be, Mother Flying Freebird

Actually in the days of shakespeare, a nunnery was a whore house... hmm... interesting concept isnt it?

As for Branh, who so graciously gives us his haughty opinion everytime, of course there are exceptions to everything my little virgo. if you are a great "f*cking* virgo *wink* then that's great! Teach the rest of your zodiac some tricks. As for pisces with no stamina, i dont know about that. My taurus goes all night and im right there with him. Me likey.

Of course all of us will say that we have never had any complaints. But i know for myself when ive done a good job and when i havent. if im not into it, i could care less what the other person thinks, good job or not. so complaints wouldnt phase me because more than likely, i was bored and didnt care enough to do a good job. as for me doing the complaining, im too nice to hurt the guy's feelings so he wouldnt know either way... lol... *sighs* silly pisces. hate the bad sex but too nice to tell the guy that he's bad at it for fear it will hurt his little feelings. has there ever been a bigger walking contradiction?

kissing a virgo is like kissing odie from garfield and friends lol hahahaha at least my virgo guy i had... though my bestfriend is a virgo and she says she kisses really well... so maybe it has nothign to do with your sign

"I'm still not understanding how bedroom skills can be directly linked to the month in which you were born."

How can anything a person does be linked to this?

Yet .. it is, we see it everyday, with most aspects of peoples behaviours & attitudes.

Awwww .. the astrological mystery, right? How is it possible?

::le cocky::

notso is right...

its linked to the mars and venus 😛😛

"I'm still not understanding how bedroom skills can be directly linked to the month in which you were born. "

I'd be inclined to think compatibility has more to do with it than just 'skill'.

not if its a double blinded study...

"I find it odd about the people who say Virgos are lousy, as opposed to the people who say Virgos are good. Scorps, Aquas, Libras, and Sags say Virgos are good lovers. Pisces, Cancers, will say Virgos are bad."

Careful, you might blow the hypothesis.

I suppose that may be true, but to me sex isnt really worth it if I dont have a "psychic" connection with the person. I know for scorps and a lot of libras, sex is sex. It is based on the actual feeling that they have pulsating in there genitalia for them. It has nothing whatsoever to do with connections, emotions, feeling, or spirituality. So yes, for them, Virgos are Great! Because virgos, for the most part, don't offer any of those qualities during sex. If you are looking for just sex and genital satisfaction, then sure, virgos are wonderful lovers.

BUT if you are looking for something else... something that merges both physical pleasure and metaphysical pleasure, well then, Virgo is NOT the sign you should be boinking. and thats just my opinion on it.

I dont want to have to say touch me here and I will go ooooooooooh. No. I do expect my partner to "know" because I AM speaking to him. My Body is speaking to him and he should answer according to what my body is asking for. That IS communication. Now as a Virgo, I dont expect you to understand or believe in this "theory" after all, you're the exact opposite of dreamy pisces. but it does exist for us and this, probably more than anything, is what makes virgos so out of "tune" with a pisces and we think you all are lousy partners. It doesnt mean that you are actually lousy. Im sure your rhythm and method is great.

I hope that this didnt offend anyone. It is, after all, just an opinion and not necessarily a correct one.

make that *their genitalia* im an idiot guys

It is so funny that you say that LM, because my experience with a pisces was exactly the opposite. I was the person looking for reaching nirvana through some sort of ecstatic transcendent sex and the pisces (gasp!!) was the one who was technically superb, but emotionally vacant. How's that for a pisces/virgo role reversal?

This is probably just confirming that sexual style s aren't always a perfect match with what we think is true about astrology.

well i dont know, i know personally if im emotionally vacant then im either bored, stressed out, or turned off OR I have convinced myself that it is just sex and the man will be my, for lack of a better description, my emergency d*ck in a glass. If that's the case, I am only having sex for genital stimulation and virgos are perfectly acceptable for that... but i wont allow any emotional connections at all in this case.

So I dont know. you would have to analyze your fish's mind state at the time in order to determine why he wouldnt connect with you emotionally.

That's very odd, indeed, v-lady .. can't say I've ever met a Pisces who was emotionally vacant. I just think that the levels are different with Virgo's and Pisces .. to different for a good relationship. It appears that the Virgo is looking for, "reaching nirvana through some sort of ecstatic transcendent sex", while the Pisces is looking for this "nirvana" through and emotional connection.

I can recall in my past where I seemed emotionally vacant or dis-connected with partners who were in it for the physical satisfaction, moreso than the emotional.

We're perhaps just too different.

As I re-read my post .. I just completely contridicted myself, lol

.. am I a true Pisces now?

you are in INDEED

Hey, v-lady .. wasn't that man, the traveller you were talking about last week a Pisces? Are you two still chatting and trying to figure out where the relationship is going?

"I am only having sex for genital stimulation and virgos are perfectly acceptable for that... but i wont allow any emotional connections at all in this case."

Lil .. I hear you on that. I'm thinking about that magic wand that was mentioned yesterday .. that would work too.

you know... im thinking about that wand myself...

Don't get me wrong, Virgo's are great people .. I just don't think they are good matches for Pisces romantically. Some of my dearest friends are Virgo's and my husband is too .. I just don't want to sleep with them .. maybe I'm just too picky.

"I hear that shares in Hitachi went up by 14% since this thread was started."

lol .. I swear, every time I read that word, I see "Hibachi" and I start getting hungry.

A bar-b-que grill.

I think Freebird said something about cooking the Virgo wand, so she saw that word, too.

Of course .. using the Hitachi will cause one to want to use the Hibachi .. after smoking an after sex cigarette.

Damn, am I the only smoker in here?

Oh, yeah .. Sweet-P smokes.

"half a pouch of baccie"

You guys don't smoke already rolled cigarettes? Or, does that mean you smoke out of a pipe?

You quit while you were with your girl .. I take it she didn't smoke. If my husband would quit, I could for sure. It's just so damn hard.

Hopefully, you'll be able to kick the habit again once your pouch is gone.