Ichthyo, Ichthyo (Page 3)

I noticed that too! Anyway Guys I hate to do this to you..... A capricorn's first love is calling to me ...."Work"... it has been terribly neglected lately and since it has always been the "Constant in my life" I must return to it..... For the next week and a half I will have to surrender myself utterly and devotedly to it. I am severely under the gun ... The s*** hit the fan last night and we are all scrambling to fix what had gone awry....So... until the 8th my friends....Maybe sooner if I push all my faculities to the limit. Don't have too much fun without me!🙂
~Thea

Thea!

I will miss you! Hope what you are working on 'fixing' works better than you hoped!

Ichthyo!

We shall have to plan a party for Thea's return!

Star

yes.

but what manner of party?

oh hey, my brother's girlfriend got my full zodiac profile done for my birthday. it's like an entire booklet thingie i guess. i wont be able to see it for a few days, but i want to tell you about it when i do.

i mean really, so long as my profile tells me i am the perfect demi-god spawn of water and silver given flesh, i'll be content.

ichthyo

oh dear sweet christ, my heart!

i was so tired today, i was forced to drink a cup of coffee, and now i'm bouncing off the walls!

i'm so incredibly sensitive to caffine that i just get all...evil. maybe i'm allergic to it.

i hope thea isn't frightened or offended by my last email. i can't help it...the prince of flies has taken residence in the right atrium of my heart and he's far from content to just sit there. i feel like getting in my suv and driving over animals. i feel like breaking bones and biting people all about the face and hands.

can healthy, 23 year-olds have heart attacks? sweet mother of jesus, its raw power unlike any earthly emotion i've ever felt before!

star, can you relate to this excessive stimulation?

thea, can you ever forgive me?

mwah haw haw haw haaaww!!.....help.

ichthyo

Ichthyo!

I must admit that I have never had the inclination to run over animals or to bite people on the face and hands...

Now, when Daveman teases me...I do start to bite him...he is like irresistable when it comes to biting...but, when that happens...well, I know it will lead into...

But, your biting sounded more random and without purpose, other than releasing excessive energy...
Perhaps you are allergic to coffee, as you suggested!
Maybe you need a hobby??

I cannot wait to hear your astrological profile...yes, they are pages long when it is a complete one! Amazing!
The compatibility chart between Daveman and I is 26 pages long...crazy man, crazy! But, fun!

Thea!
If you get time to read...
Hello! Miss You!
Star

Happy Easter!

Star

Star & Ichthyo,
Happy Easter... a day late. Oh well - I'm off to the wild blue yonder my flight is in a couple of hours. I will post ya'll when I get back next Monday and fill you in on all the gory details of my trip....
Miss you guys...
~Thea

trip?

what trip?

where ya goin'?

happy easter to you too! not very many people remember that easter is the christian observance of my crucifixion and resurrection days later.

-ichthyo

Hey Thea!

Have a nice trip...must be with the boss, huh?!

You are right...another man would complicate your life even more..

We had snow on April Fool's Day!!

Hey Ichthyo!
Hi! I do know the meaning of Easter...but, I think you are having those ideations again...

Star

Thea!

It is not the same without you!

You may have been wondering if I bought a nature tape called 'Sea Breeze' or 'Nature's Wind'...but, the answer is, NO...it is just Ichthyo breathing...I can hear it too...

He misses you!

Star

are you saying i snore?

😉


ichthyo

No, I am saying you are a hot blooded, heavy breathing, horny bastard...

But, don't take the bastard part as a put down...it just fits the best in that context...

(I was trying to put on about how much you miss her!!)

Star

i know, i'm just playin'

ugh, i've got a cold. i thought i was far too hard to get sick, but seasonal allergies wore me down. stupid grass pollen.

now i'm stumbling around the office, sleepy-eyed and full of heinous fluids, waiting for the fever to break.

-ichthyo

Ahhh...seasonal allergies...no fun!

But...'far too hard'? Meaning 'tough', in this context?

Man, I am bummed! My car, a damn 2000!, breaks down on my way to work last night...people don't like to stop these days...I decide, 'fuck it' and start walking...a woman pulls over and does give me a ride to work and I end up not even late!! I am truly grateful! So, don't take the rest of this wrong...
I knew right away the type I was going to ride with...she had two 'Jesus' bumper stickers...I get in and there is a 'Jesus' air freshener hanging from her mirror...she says she will give me a ride to work and praises the Lord she was able to 'seek me out and provide me with this assistance'...she prayed the whole way to the hospital where I work...she prayed I would find 'the right mechanic' to fix my car...she prayed I would find 'the right church'...she prayed about my personal life...she praised that she met me...I paid her what cash I had...she said 'no, I couldn't', and before I could say anything, she whipped that money into her coat pocket and said, 'well, if you insist'...

I believe in God. I believe in Jesus. I believe in Angels. But, I also believe there are fanatics.

My car is being worked on today...hopefully will be done by 5:00!

Thanks for listening!
Star

man i'm completely afraid of my car breaking down like that. if i'm even a minute late, i lose $ 80 of my paycheck for that period.

what do you think is wrong with it?

i hope it gets fixed.

yeah, "hard" in that context would mean "badass."

and oh, that poor woman. some of my sheep become so confused about my wishes...

-ichthyo

...AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, I JUST HAD TO replace ALL 4 OF MY TIRES TODAY.

gawd. $ 300 gone with one single phone call.

whatever. i feel like getting naked.

-ichthyo

Why would you lose $ 80 just for being a minute late?

I thought it was the fuel pump...and I was right...but, it still sucks. I think it is covered under warranty..however, I am sure it will cost me some...it always seems that you have to pay something...

I was thinking I should think about tires...I do a lot of driving...

Getting naked is much more fun than buying new tires!!

Star

Hey! Forgot to mention it...Joe is back!
Posted a new post called "Just a hello"..

He is doing great! Pop up and say "hi"...

Star

hey, isn't thea supposed to get back today?

-ichthyo

Why Yes, Ichthyo,

I believe our fair lady is a day late!

Star

Sorry guys.... they actually expected me to work when I came back. Can you believe it! (Exasperated sigh) So that really sucks - Star had to get a new fuel pump... Ichthyo had to get tires. I will not speak anymore of this otherwise I will jinx myself like Ichthyo did. Yes I was with the Boss and it was great I didn't want to come home. Eventually I would have though. Too much of a good thing isn't always good... if you don't have bad times you can't appreciate the good times. So anyway the creep still hasn't told me he loves me! (that still sucks!) However he was extremely happy to see me. Since we've been back he's been walking by my office and popping in as much as possible and he has a permanent smile on his face and yes I do take the credit for it. You should see MY smile. However ya'll contribute to my happiness too.... So we won't give him all the credit.🙂

Star- fill me in on the Daveman situation and Ichthyo since there was an absense of 4 days of posts from you... what have you been up to?

~Thea

Hey Star- Do you want me to Pray for you? I think Ichthyo should pray for you too. I think we all need to have a moment of silence for Star's vehicle situation.......

Ok Ok I'll quit making you have bad dreams. Ha Ha that was sooooo funny! That's the kinda stuff that would happen to me. Did you have your hand on the door handle of the car the whole time you were with that lady?

And $ 80.00 for each minute late? How much do they give you if your early? Ridiculas!

Oh yeah the post above this one was from me🙂

~Thea

thea,

i'm glad you're back.

i haven't been up to much since you left. well, not anything i can remember. i got a cold. how 'bout that? 😉

if i'm late by even one minute for work, i lose $ 80 for that 2-week pay period. it's called "blowing your bonus." so if you normally make 15 dollars an hour, you're now making 14 for that pay period. i blew it 3 times in the first 2 months i worked here, and never again since. can you imagine the hatred, the rage...the pure jesus-fueled malignance you'd feel after losing such money when it wasn't even your fault? of course, it was my own fault every time i was late. once i was late because i just HAD to stop and do the one-handed tug 'n pull before leaving for work. that was an expensive orgasm.

star,

you gotta play along with those extreme religious people. i remember when i was like 12, playing around in an athletic gym with one of my friends, some jesus freak meat-head exercise instructor cornered me and got me into a discussion about religion. he told me how he found jesus, and that if i was interested, all i had to do was read the bible and jesus would reach out to me. he talked for what seemed like hours, and in the end, all i wanted to know was, "wow...um, what do you think satan looks like?"

-ichthyo

Thea!

You're back! Huzzah!
Yes, pray for me!! By all means! 😛
See! I need it! I am disrespectful!

Daveman and I are about the same...he is crazy about me and playing it cool...the little ass! (Speaking of little asses...that is my favorite part!...well, almost my favorite part!!)

Ichthyo,

What is with the Pisces ideation thing?? I am used to your frequent references to Jesus...and can actually see the likeness (!) (I do however, disagree that he had malign feelings...)
OK. Back to my original thought...there is a fairly new post on here by a Pisces girl with Moon and Rising in Leo and she wants to know if she will be a star...or something to that effect...
Where I live, Pisces grow on trees! And they can't all be a star!
After all, I am a star...if you put it in the correct context!

Star

I guess I've been really lax lately I need to catch up on all the posts.
Star - I don't think you are nearly as disrespectful as Ichthyo. I keep waiting for lightning to strike at any moment!
~Thea

since i'm a huzzah i think you need to pray for me too!!!
🙂
~Thea

ladies, please.

i am the embodiment of christ - an empty vessel to be activated at some point in the future. god would never do me harm...i am a mouthpiece for the heavens, one of many, and i have only to wait for the right time to deliver my message to humanity.

if god were charleton heston, i would be his handgun. if heaven were a centipede, i would be its mandibles.

yes, part of my earthly abilities result from the sale of my soul to the father of lies, but it is not so much a conflict of interest as you might think. the kingdom of infinity is a complicated plane, with members of each side in bed with the other, rife with politics and all the backstabbing we see here on earth.

even as a member of the endless crop, a cosmic fetus and child of the heavens, i secured my rank and place among the angels with seduction and sugar-tipped words. throught the womb of light, i whispered into the ears of those who would listen, and as a result, you find me here on earth at present.

star,

this is your opportunity to discover the truth about the nature of the universe. you are a good and faithful lamb of the lord, so ask me any question you wish; you've earned the right.

thea,

this is your opportunity to lay with a member of god's inner cabinet. if you've ever wondered about the highest possible forms of human pleasure, this is your chance to discover the nexus of ecstacy.

wow, lookit that...a thunderstorm just started outside my window....oh lord, i think i'm going to be-

*BA-BOOM*
*ZAP*

...

The blasphemy is getting a little too deep around here...I'm really glad I'm not in Oregon right now!!
~Thea

Thea!

My dear friend...you are not a "huzzah"! Huzzah means hurray, but, dates back to the Renaissance...
Well, maybe they would say "huzzah" in your presence!
Glad I have someone who can help me understand Ichthyo!

Ichthyo!

I love you man! You never fail to amuse me! But, seriously, you do realize that Jesus talk imbibes an inhibiting factor with the female libido?
I suppose that means I used my question?
And, here, I was supposed to come up with a question of the ages! Well, I screwed that one up royally!
Hey, speaking of ages, Ichthyo, you are right, it was the Age of Pisces in Christ's day...
...
In case, I still get a question...
What are those little bugs that get on my plants and how can I get rid of them...they make little webs, but, I never see the critters!?

Star

that lightning bolt missed my head and chest by mere inches. i'll have to file a formal complaint with the great almighty about it. i mean really, is this acceptable behavior from the father of life and creator of all things? no, this is the sort of thing i would expect from one of the angels...probably michael, that rat-bastard.

star,

i suppose jesus-talk would harm my chances for heinous penetration, wouldn't it. oh well, it's not like i bust out with the religious jive when i'm trying to jiggle someone's soft parts. the only time i would let rip with that stuff would be during the act itself. you know -

"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!! DON'T STOP NOW YOU DIRTY SUCCUBUS"

or

"OH WE'RE BOTH GOING TO HELL FOR THIS"

or

"READY YOURSELF MORTAL FEMALE, I'M ABOUT TO FILL YOUR EARTHLY VESSEL WITH MY HEAVEN-SENT MAN-GOO."

anyway, yeah; christ and i were cut from the same material. poured from the same mold, if you will. this is probably why i feel so out of place, and have absolutely no business here in present times, fouling the minds of attractive older women.

the "critters" you speak of are actually stygian parasites who?ve abandoned their basilisk hosts. they feed upon the necro-spiritmatter caught in the hair and skin of lesser demons. essentially harmless, stygian parasites are docile unless encountered while in a swarm or feeding frenzy. you cannot see them because they are shrouded in the mucus of invisibility ? a requirement of all creatures of hell who wish to reside on the earthly plane. if you do see them at some point, you should probably head directly to church, as it means the balance of your soul has begun to lean toward the wicked. you cannot kill them, but you can hinder their reproductive progress by placing objects of purity in close proximity to their webbing, or to the plants upon which they make their homes. such objects would include things like: crucifixes, images of christ, or photographs of me.

do you have any other questions?

-ichthyo

Oh that was just toooo much! Where does he come up with the stuff? 🙂
~Thea

Oh yeah well thanks for the hurray.. I think.

The reason why I said I think is.... You did say all the "R" guys would say huzzah in my presence.... Oh well I am a huzzy!

Thea,
I didn't mean anything bad...I hope you know that...I consider you a good friend and would never intentionally hurt your feelings.

I have no idea where Ichthyo comes up with this stuff! Now, I gotta print the pics of Ichthyo and scare the plant bugs! (j/k Ichthyo!)

Ichthyo,

Creatures of hell reside with me? I suppose this is to keep things in balance. Me, with my big, bloody floating heart! LOL!
I think working nights is starting to make me crazier than I was!

We need to start a new post again, yes?

Talk to you later! I am off for a few days now...so, maybe my cells can rejuvenate and my brain take a breather and feel revived!

Star

Oh you didn't hurt my feelings...Iknew you were joking. I was in a blah mood when I was reading the posts so everything I posted reflected it... so I figured I would stop while I was ahead. I was slammed with work mid-day yesterday and was running around like a chicken with his head cut off. This morning isn't too bad yet...knock on wood. I am sooo glad it's Friday. I think I will start drinking around 3:00 that gives me an hour to relax and unwind. Then an hour to sober up a little.
~Thea

i've already started. 🙂


- ichthyo

Hey you two!

Thea,
I know what you mean about being pulled in all directions at work. It gives new meaning to the Goo Goo Dolls, "Dizzy Up The Girl"!!

Ichthyo,
I used the expression I learned from you on Daveman! I said Fo'Sheezy...he, however, did not reply with the 'fo'shizzle my nizzle' thing...but, asked "What does that mean?" instead...ah, these people from Minnesota!! LOL!

Hope you both have a good weekend!
Star

My man was absolutely amazing this weekend...I believe I shall now have to call him "The Amazing Daveman"...

Are there aftershocks? Oh yeah...there are!
That is all I can say...except for "Oh My God!"

Star

I'm jealous!! I haven't really been myself since I got back from my trip. I feel kinda disconnected from everything. Maybe there is something with the way the planets are aligned in my sign. I just feel blah. I don't think I am coming down with anything. I'm not in pain. I just feel blah... It could be stress from work. Oh well I think I will start a new exercise regimen... maybe that will get me out of it. It could be SPRING FEVER!!!! You know now that I brought that up I think that is what it is. Thanks Star! I never would have figured it out unless I was posting you! I'll let you know when I recover. I'm burnin up right now!
~Thea 🙂

hey you trained circus animals!

what's the good word?

i just got back to work today from a 4-day weekend. thea is jealous about this. jealous like a rabid harpy. but what she doesn't fully appreciate is how much time these weekends are spent with thoughts of her.

star, you actually said "fo' sheezy" out loud? in public? that's just golden. i'm so proud. did you tell him where you heard it?

oh, and the next time you refer to Taco Bell, call it "Taco Beezy." your daughter might laugh.

thea,

don't worry about getting back into the swing of things. see, because it really doesn't matter; your body and its needs will force you to buy that plane ticket to oregon soon enough.



i can mashed potato. i can do the twist.



-ichthyo

Tell me baby, do you like it like this??

Ichthyo!

I couldn't tell him exactly who I heard it from...he doesn't know that I talk so blatantly about him to you guys...
I don't quite know how he would feel about it..possibly flattered...but, gosh, I don't really want to test it!

Thea!
You'll come around and feel more in the swing...don't you think?
I love Spring! Spring and Fall are my favorites. I think I am hornier in the Spring, for some reason...Daveman doesn't seem to mind...

Star

tell me...tell me...tell me, do you love me?

star,

you don't have to tell him you're talking about him on the internet. just tell him you heard it from some sinfully tempting, incredibly attractive, monumentally appealing young man from oregon. that should go over a lot better.

and yeah, i'm feelin' the sex jones today too. real bad. every single time i get up to go to the bathroom, i have to sorta wait...relax...count to ten in order to take care of business. you know...the ol' semi-stiffy. the halfway hardon. the crippled war-horse.

and it's all thea's fault. that salacious temptress, with her non-stop curves and omnipresent crevices. gah!

-ichthyo

Ichthyo- I did no such thing. I have been my sweet self... It's you and your sinful thoughts!! I am ALWAYS a good girl.🙂 Yeah Yeah I think that will go over reeeaaally well with the Daveman...NOT! Don't listen to him Star - I think he's been drinking coffee today.
~Thea

why you scandelous hussy! you are a sexual predator in the guise of a cherub! and now, after all the vocabulary tricks and attempts to seduce me, you dare try to foul the honesty of my advice?! by god, this evil will not go unpunished! you have only one last, slim chance of salvation, oh "thea of flushed countenance"...and that is to fly out here and lay yourself before me on a ceramic dinner plate with an apple in your mouth and a hand-written letter stating your eternal commitment to the satisfaction of my earthly wants.

-ichthyo

I'm not sure... I'm not entirely certain.. but I think .... you want me to fly to Oregon.... and I think.... but I'm not entirely sure that you want to have incredible mind blowing sex with me??.... please clarify....Star are you picking up on this too?
~Thea

very perceptive, and perfectly worded, thea.

but do not view my wants as things of selfishness or self-interest. no no, this is all for you, my dear. -one shot at forbidden, semi-religious pleasure given flesh. me.

in ancient greece, i was known as lodevicus - the hammer.

in the dark ages, in certain corners of europe, i was called "soule rapa," meaning soul rape.

and again by a similar name, slightly modified, in south africa. this was during the anglo-boer war, when both sides called me "sAwol penetratus," or spirit-fucker.

since the mid-1940's, the populace of rural mexico has spoken of me in hushed whispers, as el diablo del pistono - the piston devil.

and today, in certain underground circles in america and europe, i am known simply as Vee; father of the heinous few.

so you see thea, this is really an incredible opportunity for you; you've been chosen to receive gifts beyond the records of history, and almost completely outside the awareness of mankind.

do not delay, oh no. think. think woman! and discover a way to my side!

-ichthyo

Now that I can dance...watch me now!

(I am sure I missed some lyrics...)

Thea!
Oh yeah...I pick up on it! The boy is tired of man-handling his toy!! LOL!
I also agree that Daveman would say "What?" He is pretty easy going...but...

I've got it for him bad! I love what I have with him! I sometimes think we should have met sooner and wonder why we didn't...but, then I think that maybe it was our experiences with others that made us where we are today...with this ultimate fit that we now have! And, yes, I do mean we 'fit' in every way!
I do think that someday it will all come together for you and you will have peace.

Ichthyo!
Be nice! Thea has a mind...not just a body! A woman may want to be treated like an object of wonder and fascination at times, but she must first know that she is respected for her mind...

Interesting that you are known among so many...

Star

work, work, aww shake it up, shake it up...

and oh, i respect thea's mind. i respect it real good.

in fact, i even have a protective helmet for her to wear when she's handcuffed to my bed. now that's romance!


-ichthyo

Thea!

Help! He's become uncontrollable!

Star

I know I just sit here and shake my head and wonder what the hell happened! Ichthyo- Don't you think you should target someone that actually lives in the same State— Or if you think you can wait for me ... I may as well tell you ...It takes awhile for me to actually do the deed. I would have to be around you for at least a month straight...and I would have to decide that I couldn't live without you before I would even consider the wild sex. Capricorns are very deliberate and they weigh pros and cons and never hardly ever make spur of the moment relationship decisions. We're very cold blooded that way. Sorry- I hate to burst your bubble. I would have to be totally in love with you before I would have wild kinky sex in the men's bathroom with you. 🙂
Sucks doesn't it. Even though I'm a sinner. I'm still a good girl at heart. It's gotta be love for me otherwise ...ferrgit it! "Urban Cowboy" you know when Sissy is fighting with Bud outside of Gilly's she said "Ferrgit it". Instead of forget it. I watch too many movies....
~Thea
🙂