@YummyMummy
21 YearsScorpio
Questionarie
Position-I actually like missionary because it's more intimate sure acn't do it all the time due to the boredom factor but it's still the top one in all honesty.
First love-was an aquarian when,we were together for about two years when I was 14 and him 16 stupid little kiddy stuff break up,never had sex until a couple years later dating before mr.pisces came into the picture.
Probably a whole day with two hour breaks in between,hehe I like days off from work.
Lots of public places *innocent look*
Parents bed-they don't know about it though.
I don't know know who he was,some porn star.
Toys-yes.
Tied up-yes as well as the tier.
Caught-a few times
By who-mother,stepdad,sister,brother and grandmother.I should learn to lock doors seriously,lol.
Anal-no
Moaner
Relative-uh no
Colleague-technically but it was by working with an ex and had sex when we were together.
Time-it rarely happens but when it does it's usually in the afternoon.
Times of sex a week-im deprieved only once and occassionally twice a week.
Fallen off the bed,the recliner and the couch having sex.
Not seriously injured but have had some bumps,scrapes and bruises from sex.
Probably not.
Lost at around late 16 or early 17 to libra ex.
Oh missed one
Best screw-current boyfriend
What's your favorite sexual position? missionary.
Who was the first love of your life? this girl in kintergarden...forgot her name
What's the longest you've ever done it for? not sure.
Have you ever done it in a public place? cant say i have.
Have you done it in your parent's bed? no but i let a freind do it with his g/f once when i was in a good mood no less.
Who did you most recently fantasize about? Females...
Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? no.
Ever been tied up? no and i dont want to be its to risky somone will cath you and youll be tied up or the girl will leave with the door open as a joke.....im paranoid...
Ever been caught in the act? no.
By who?
Ever had anal sex? no.
Screamer or moaner? none.
Done it with a relative? what the....no....
Done it with a colleague? no.
What time of day do you most feel horny? morning.
How many times a week do you have sex? none im single.
Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? no ahaha.
Ever been injured while doing it? no.
Who is/was your best ever screw? when i was a visiting relatives met somone.....fling.
Would you do it for money if you were desperate? uhh i dont know....
What age did you lose your virginity? 16 or 17 cant remember
What's your favorite sexual position? Missioney...it my thing to do with eyes...I like kissing too!
Who was the first love of your life? Gosh my Mr. Pisces...but that's over now
What's the longest you've ever done it for? well....an entiere day on and off...
Have you ever done it in a public place? Yup
Have you done it in your parent's bed? almost...then got all freaky about MY Parents Bed!
Who did you most recently fantasize about? Mr. Pisces...had a lovely dream about him!
Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? yes
Ever been tied up? nope
Ever been caught in the act? nope
By who? n/a
Ever had anal sex? Ouch tried...twice too sore!
Screamer or moaner? moaner and groaner
Done it with a relative? lol trick question? lol
Done it with a colleague? Yes...well not the actual deep but we got all touchy feely in the supplies room!
What time of day do you most feel horny? all day lol kidding...more in the late evening
How many times a week do you have sex? Single again so n/a
Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? lol Almost
Ever been injured while doing it? Do carpet burns count?
Who is/was your best ever screw? Mr. Pisces...my ex husband was good though
Would you do it for money if you were desperate? like if my children's life depended on it yes
What age did you lose your virginity? 17
What's your favorite sexual position? \/\/ with O placed at W's mid point.
Who was the first love of your life? Dildo
What's the longest you've ever done it for? Always forget to keep the timer on.
Have you ever done it in a public place? In a graveyard.
Have you done it in your parent's bed? Oh No.
Who did you most recently fantasize about? Count Dracula
Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? Oh Yes Oh Yes
Ever been tied up? I do the tying up.
Ever been caught in the act? YES
By who? By the priest at the backyard grave of the local church.
Ever had anal sex? Tried.
Screamer or moaner? both
Done it with a relative? No.
Done it with a colleague? No. I am through professional.
What time of day do you most feel horny? Whenever I see my husband. Otherwise I keep myself busy.
How many times a week do you have sex? Phew! I will have to maintain a record book.
Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? Rolled down the bed yes.
Ever been injured while doing it? I am sore all the time.
Who is/was your best ever screw? My current husband.
Would you do it for money if you were desperate? You need to wash your pen with soap.
What age did you lose your virginity? 21
lol,i've broke a couple beds before one of the easiest turn offs due to laughing too much about it.Plus it can scare the hell out of you when it happens,lol.
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godamn thats the funniest shit i think ive heard all day thanx tia!
Here we go!
What's your favorite sexual position? DOGGY style !
Who was the first love of your life? MY SIXTH GRADE CAPRICORN...HE NEVER LOVED ME BACK http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSYYYYYYYYUS' target='_blank'>
What's the longest you've ever done it for? AT ONE TIME....4 HOURS
Have you ever done it in a public place? YES!
Have you done it in your parent's bed? NO...THAT'S GROSS!
Who did you most recently fantasize about? ACTUALLY GETTING SOME SEX!
Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? YES!
Ever been tied up? NO!
Ever been caught in the act? NO!
By who? N/A
Ever had anal sex? YES, ONCE OR TWICE
Screamer or moaner? MOANER
Done it with a relative? EEEWWWWW, NO!
Done it with a colleague? HELL YES!
What time of day do you most feel horny? DAY & NIGHT
How many times a week do you have sex? DEPENDS...TRY TO AT LEAST EVERYDAY!
Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? LOL YEAH! THEN WE TOOK IT TO THE FLOOR!
Ever been injured while doing it? LOL NO
Who is/was your best ever screw? A LEO!
Would you do it for money if you were desperate? PROBABLY DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION, I DO IT FOR FREE ENOUGH LOL
What age did you lose your virginity? 18
THANKS YUMMY MUMMY!
What's your favorite sexual position? doggie, missionary with legs on chest or shoulders,or legs tight together girls try that one, and bein on top.
Who was the first love of your life? Brian an amazing leo man.
What's the longest you've ever done it for? 3 hrs with breaks of course I needed a cigarette and a drink
Have you ever done it in a public place? yes
Have you done it in your parent's bed? no my x's parents bed.
Who did you most recently fantasize about? A mechanic that works down the street
Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? Love toys have and do use them
Ever been tied up? yes and ive tied a few up
Ever been caught in the act? yes
By who? my sister
Ever had anal sex? no comment
Screamer or moaner? moaner, whisperer, talker
Done it with a relative? no flippen way
Done it with a colleague? just kissed and fooled around we were drunk
What time of day do you most feel horny? morning and late nite
How many times a week do you have sex? about 7 +
Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? yeah and never dropped the toy fell off backwards did a somersault i thought i did neck damage but i didnt, my BF laughed like hell.
Ever been injured while doing it? head board got in the way
Who is/was your best ever screw? my bf right now all i can say is wow
Would you do it for money if you were desperate? nope
What age did you lose your virginity? 17
What's your favorite sexual position? Between the ears of my LOVE
Who was the first love of your life? Curently i feel that if hter ewas ever nay love of my life that i ever had it is my curen hottie..the previous ones kinda prepared em for the love of my life.
What's the longest you've ever done it for? If one goes by my fav position ..it never ever ends.
Have you ever done it in a public place? Do woods coutn as public places?
Have you done it in your parent's bed? NO
Who did you most recently fantasize about? The Love of my Life.
Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? I never needed one.
Ever been tied up? *wink*
Ever been caught in the act? Yes 😉
By who? That GOD..he is always watching.
Ever had anal sex? Does it actually exist?
Screamer or moaner? ......
Done it with a relative? NO
Done it with a colleague? NO
What time of day do you most feel horny? YOu can reverse this question.
How many times a week do you have sex? lie i said b4 it never eve ends betwen me & my love
Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? NO beds.
Ever been injured while doing it? ......
Who is/was your best ever screw? it has always been love.
Would you do it for money if you were desperate? NO
What age did you lose your virginity?.....
What's your favorite sexual position? woman on top. mwah
Who was the first love of your life? college classmate , free-spirited music lover
What's the longest you've ever done it for? 2 hours , i can last forever
Have you ever done it in a public place? of course, nothing like the outdoors and the woods for a sense of excitement
Have you done it in your parent's bed? no
Who did you most recently fantasize about? a certain amazing lady in south africa
Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? does lotion count
Ever been tied up? no
Ever been caught in the act? yes
By who? by my crazy poodle dog
Ever had anal sex? no.
Screamer or moaner? moan, but can make anybody scream.
Done it with a relative? no
Done it with a colleague? yes
What time of day do you most feel horny? morning and late at night
How many times a week do you have sex? prefer twice a day, but currently single so not much fun lately
Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? no
Ever been injured while doing it? no
Who is/was your best ever screw? i am going to answer that question soon with a certain person from a sunny land
Would you do it for money if you were desperate? no
What age did you lose your virginity? 19
and doesn't everyone like the 69. hmm , and i have just the person in mind
In sunny SA...it's fine and warm here
mwah
"Summer time....and the living is easy..."
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Here's one for the reord books lol
What's your favorite sexual position?
Who was the first love of your life?
What's the longest you've ever done it for?
Have you ever done it in a public place?
Have you done it in your parent's bed?
Who did you most recently fantasize about?
Do you/have you ever used 'toys'?
Ever been tied up?
Ever been caught in the act?
By who?
Ever had anal sex?
Screamer or moaner?
Done it with a relative?
Done it with a colleague?
What time of day do you most feel horny?
How many times a week do you have sex?
Ever fallen off the bed while doing it?
Ever been injured while doing it?
Who is/was your best ever screw?
Would you do it for money if you were desperate?
What age did you lose your virginity?