@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus
Posted by venusianbull
LOL!!!! *pointing to t, then to me, then back to t* WHOA did that one go over my head. Next time a man should put a sparkler in his bum cheeks, paint a day-glow heart on his chest and play the trumpet. THEN I might get the hint.THIS! But knowing me I'll be too busy running to get him Aquaphor for his bum burns to notice the day-glow heart. I'll be in the medicine cabinet thinking I hear a trumpet... maybe a marching band is passing by? Hmmm... is it memorial day?
LMAO Maybe he has GAS. I better bust out the simethicone.
My god battle down the hatches and go into a underground bunker... It's gonna get bad!
Exactly unleash the Kracken! Venus I thought I was the only one that said that. My daughter was being her normal stubborn self and I said go into your room before I get upset and unleash the Kracken... she started laughing but I wasn't. I said move it missy
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NAO young lady! LOL
Posted by PunkyBruiser
I — this thread!
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Posted by MissPirate
Aw he sent her flowers. 🙂I'm glad it turned out well.
VB when you say cake though you mean pie right? 😛
Always pie, I've got some terrific leads for business. I'm excited. 🙂
Posted by Nights22
I have a beard I swear I have testosterone! lolz.
True story. 🙂
Posted by Nights22
Well since this is full of women Im sure one of u can give me a good dancing song.Im home alone and when that happens I suddenly become michael jackson and have a dancing bug..
Nights since you mike MJ do off the wall
Or if you want something new...champagne showers by lmfao
Posted by PunkyBruiser
Oh oh, you just gave him a panty dropping technique haha watch out ladies.Ooh, you know Maxwell's a bull right? Mmm mmm mmm mighty mighty....
Mmmmmhmmmm Taur/Gem, dear me. Adore his music.
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Posted by aquaj
uhhhh... Fish men.... fml.Do you like ANYONE?! lol I have never seen you say oh this sign is great. You diss your own sign!
Yes I have had my heart broken by four - count 'em four!! - Pisces men. And yes I am very bitter about it. I wrote this on "what signs are you attracted to" like a week ago.
Hey man, not my fault certain signs of men have been known to give women trouble:p
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*gigglesnort* ok I'll let Gandoff let you pass... so what signs do you like? Just out of curiosity!
Okay
Man + woman + intimate setting + Maxwell's a women's worth = negative women's clothing multiplied by the rate of speed to the 3rd power.
Sorry I love math and science so I had to apply that in a mathematical equation
Posted by venusianbull
P.U. Time for the J-O-B. Hold down the fort. —
*Raises hands to the sky* NOOOOOOoooooo!!! Oh well have fun!
*gigglesnort* ok I'll let Gandoff let you pass... so what signs do you like? Just out of curiosity!
Well for me it's different for the guys and the girls. Certain signs of guys I like even though I'm not technically-speaking "compatible" with them. These include Cancers, Taureans, Sadges (just 'cause I find them marriage-averse doesn't mean I don't like 'em! lol), Cappys and Aries. For the girls well I can usually get along with anyone but my best girlfriends are Aqua and Gemini. I also find Pisces women to be really kind and welcoming, like no one is too weird to be embraced by them, so that's cool. I like that about them.
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Oh yeah you can never weird out a fish! you can show up at the door with a butcher knife and we will say oh great! I have a cake that needs to be cut do you mind? Is it dull, cause I have a knife sharpener that works pretty darn good. Want some tea?
Posted by Nights22
Well since this is full of women Im sure one of u can give me a good dancing song.Im home alone and when that happens I suddenly become michael jackson and have a dancing bug..
Nights since you mike MJ do off the wall
Or if you want something new...champagne showers by lmfao
Ive been trying to dance like MJ but not listen to MJ what is wrong with meee! lol
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Wait wait wait! You can't dance like MJ listening to Kate Perry!!!
Scorp = the devil to me and so does Gemini. Too damn pushy! and freaking mike myers crazy... I like my scary moments where they are supposed to be on my tv screen. Not in my face with their veins popping out.
I had this Scorp contact me and the first message he sends to me is do you wear high heels? I said no. He said if I bought you some would you wear them. I said no...I can buy my own stuff and I don't feel the need to wear high heels to be feminine yeah that pissed him off. Pfff crazy ass men.
Oh yeah you can never weird out a fish! you can show up at the door with a butcher knife and we will say oh great! I have a cake that needs to be cut do you mind? Is it dull, cause I have a knife sharpener that works pretty darn good. Want some tea?
LOL! That explains pretty much my whole high school experience and why my "dead girl walking" look didn't scare off my Piscean friends😄
If anything that attracts us! We love everything out of the norm... those are my type of people! The ones who don't give a dam* what others think. I'm like that I have been known to run around the neighborhood in broad day light with a superman cape on because it was a Tuesday afternoon. I need to have people around me who will be like let me dig out my spandex. lol
Posted by Nights22
bahaha there is def no katy perry on my playlist!
NO Katie but yes to steve?!!
Are you trying to get on my good side Nights?! =)
If anything that attracts us! We love everything out of the norm... those are my type of people! The ones who don't give a dam* what others think. I'm like that I have been known to run around the neighborhood in broad day light with a superman cape on because it was a Tuesday afternoon. I need to have people around me who will be like let me dig out my spandex. lol
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Lol +1 🙂
PB!!! You didn't just even bust out praise you?!!
That's what I'm doing now... praising your as $ LOVE
Gorillaz = love
My turn! This man is just pure sex embodied.... oh lord
Oh yeah this song is dirty so yeah keep that in mind.
Posted by PunkyBruiser
Oh he is delish, kinda reminds me of Joel Madden from Good Charlotte only their music blows lol
His name is Wil Francis he's in the band Aiden... yeah GC sucks lol
ahh lord that man... I should never meet him in person. That's all I have to say about such things.
Posted by houstonpeach74
It's such a hypocritical thing to do though. I can't leave him hanging, but he can me?you're still newly getting out of a relationship with your Gemini man so I think the Pisces is a mere rebound for you...since you still live with your Gemini ...
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oh damn!!!!!!!
Posted by intriguedbypiscesman
I recently worked with a guy that looks like the guy in this video, but he doesn't like girls.
that's sad.... good for the guys...sad for the girls
Posted by PunkyBruiser
Yes yes yes, I like Ke $ ha too not gunna lie. Its great music to pump you up for a night out... I mean life doesnt just come in one color music doesnt either, and music just provides a sort of invitation to pull your emotions out into an array of nests! Lol. idk if that makes sense! Seeing Florence live would be!!!!!!
I love that you have her chart handy! hehe. Not sure what the N. Node would imply though... And one more WIN for Leo/Fire moons 😛 hehe.
OK this shi* is getting SCARY!!!
Posted by houstonpeach74
It's such a hypocritical thing to do though. I can't leave him hanging, but he can me?you're still newly getting out of a relationship with your Gemini man so I think the Pisces is a mere rebound for you...since you still live with your Gemini ...
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Wow Brakes! HOLD ON!!! WHAT!
HP your still living with your ex?!!!
Posted by ellybd
A Taur still living with an Ex. Uhhhhhhh.... ... ...Didn't you kiss a married cap a month or so back too HP? Or am I confusing you with another member? It's possible, there's like three people with peach in their names...
*Blinks* Now I'm confused.
That's her lol.
My .02, I think this guy is a rebound for possibly both guys. Maybe she doesn't realize it yet.
Posted by intriguedbypiscesman
I missed that memo too.....Hey, there's always two sides!
H your situation is different!!
Oh HP!!! *slaps forehead* this got all 50-11 shades of fuc*ed up.
Yes, I dated a Gemini. We are no longer together, but we do have a lease to fulfill. He isn't living here anymore, hasn't for about a month now. We broke up a little over 3 months ago, but we've been living as roommates - separate rooms, separate lives.
As far as the rebound comment, that person is probably right.
Posted by houstonpeach74
Yes, I dated a Gemini. We are no longer together, but we do have a lease to fulfill. He isn't living here anymore, hasn't for about a month now. We broke up a little over 3 months ago, but we've been living as roommates - separate rooms, separate lives.As far as the rebound comment, that person is probably right.
Ahh okay
BTW you had the 666 posts muwhahahaha
Posted by houstonpeach74
Yes, I dated a Gemini. We are no longer together, but we do have a lease to fulfill. He isn't living here anymore, hasn't for about a month now. We broke up a little over 3 months ago, but we've been living as roommates - separate rooms, separate lives.As far as the rebound comment, that person is probably right.
poor fishy... someone should let him know. how about you, houston?
it's rare you'll get a fish to open up like that so soon... but they are notorious for choosing the wrong women that fuck with their hearts and leave them bruised
crying shame, really...
I would do less texting/email? I don't know. I just know I like an even amount of chase both ways. But I guess it's hard to say. Some appreciate a ton of contact? Hrm.
Sshocker, he knows all about this... i've been extremely honest with everything. not sure where you get that he hasn't been told about this.
he knows a lot more than I've shared on here...
As far as the rebound comment, that person is probably right.
^^ this is what I was talking about...
Posted by houstonpeach74
Yes, I dated a Gemini. We are no longer together, but we do have a lease to fulfill. He isn't living here anymore, hasn't for about a month now. We broke up a little over 3 months ago, but we've been living as roommates - separate rooms, separate lives.As far as the rebound comment, that person is probably right.
poor fishy... someone should let him know. how about you, houston?
it's rare you'll get a fish to open up like that so soon... but they are notorious for choosing the wrong women that fuck with their hearts and leave them bruised
crying shame, really...
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A-Fuc*ing-men... but that doesn't only apply to mermen... mermaids have this impeccable trait.
Posted by Nights22
I understand the "Things are not adding up. Something was going on last night that I wasn't supposed to know about. Getting together today is not a good idea". Now. He doesnt trust you and he shouldnt.
Yeah nights... I was wondering where that comment came from now I get it...
HP she didn't know cause you didn't share that. Most people don't say hey your a rebound mister. Plus your a bit too wrapped up in this for it to be a rebound... well that's my thought process. Most rebounds occur like this drop your pants and get out.
Posted by PunkyBruiser
Awwnooo it ain't fittin it just ain't fittin! Alright well have fun @ work VB! 🙂
Oh I had a BALL. 😄 😛
Posted by venusianbull
Nights..put on some Maxwell and get in touch with your inner smooooov' brother.bahaha idk if im smooth enuff for that!
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Plenty smooth for this:
Posted by tbird
OkayMan + woman + intimate setting + Maxwell's a women's worth = negative women's clothing multiplied by the rate of speed to the 3rd power.
Sorry I love math and science so I had to apply that in a mathematical equation
Oh yeh, and Ascension, Til' The Cops Come Knocking..oh hell all of Urban Hang Suite.
Posted by venusianbull
P.U. Time for the J-O-B. Hold down the fort. —*Raises hands to the sky* NOOOOOOoooooo!!! Oh well have fun!
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I made it alive *dramatic gasp* Just barely though. 🙂
Peach, are you over the Gem. And I mean really done deal, no chance, seesya Charlie, toodles. You have to be, must be before you embark on anything new.
*sigh* That makes my tummy drop and my heart squeeze. You can't open your heart to someone new if someone else is there. It's not right.
My goodness. I suppose I am so very serious about things. I truly get so excited and happy for someone, want them to be happy too. I'm a bit at a loss, a rarity for me. It's time for me you see. I've waited, been a patient girl. That bloody optimistic streak in me. *shrug* I'm still interested in how things will pan out, but I'm a bit crestfallen at the mo.
LOL How dare you make me laugh Nights, I was working up to a full on SULK. 😛
I Know! I got so swept up in it... 😢 *plfffft*!!!
I stayed away from commenting until now, well aware that HP is VERY newly out of a three year relationship with her Gemini.. and also remembering that she got twisted up with a married Cap co-worker even before the actual breakup came. Since she's doing so fabulously well at repeatedly pushing this Pisces away, I figured I'd let her crash and burn on her own, live and learn, get the whole rebound out of her system. So I stayed quiet.
I've read a lot of your other posts, HP. Very thoughtful, intelligent responses to other women in emotional quandaries. I smile as I read you telling a woman to basically chill out, to stop pushing a man so fast, to stop overreacting to the little things.. like a lack of a text response, or being late for or canceling a date. You telling her that her emotions are all over the place (loose cannon) and pushing him away and no wonder he's not responding to her the way she wants. I smile and nod, and don't respond myself, figuring you already said what I wanted to say...
... but now I'm struck by your inability to take for yourself the sage advice you so readily dole out to others. Though admittedly, usually to others dealing with a Taurus, and you were probably identifying with the Taurus... but when it comes back around to you, you do what P-Angel said.. it's fine for YOU to do/think/feel/say/react in your own way.. but NOT fine for someone else.. you panic, you become negative and emotionally needy and very aggressively pushing this man away for the imagined things you think he means. You're SO GOOD at getting in your own way, and you've forgotten how to chill the fuck out about a man... a man you barely know, a virtual stranger.
In a nutshell, you aren't yet ready for (another) relationship.. YOUR emotions are a loose cannon. And that's fine, if you're casually dating men to heal and to learn about yourself and what you want.. but after less than two weeks with this Pisces.. you're already over-invested in everything he thinks/feels/says/does and in what it could possibly mean in regards to you and your future chances of getting him into a relationship.
What a mess :c
Mmmm I need to review threads pre-me here more often.
Wow, people. I get ganged up on and at this point, I can't or won't choose to defend all of this.
My timing is off with these DXP posts. I travel A LOT. Is the Gemini out of the house? Yes. When? October 3rd to be exact. When did he and I have a heart to heart to decide it wasn't working out? August 10th.
To dig up my comments to other people's post is assinine....this situation is my own and when I reply to others, I genuinely meant what I typed. Am I hung up on this Pisces? Perhaps, but what I am mostly is confused over his actions. What the fuck is wrong with being upfront with how confused I am at this? Does this mean I'm walkingdown the fucking aisle with him? Hell if I know, but I can tell I'm not ready. I am trying to be careful with him because he is interested in me as I am in him, but his daughter adds a completely different dynamic in which I'm not used to.
Keep the bashing, I am a big girl. But make sure that if you have questions, ask me before you judge me.
Yep, I'm a troll. Next.
Yep, timing is off. Next.
Hmm.. 2.5 years with a Libra... then a hot little (forgettable? haha) romance with a Pisces in May and June of '09 (which was just under 2.5 years ago) but then she says 3 years dating and 2.5 years living with the Gemini (huh? how long?).. until last month (though still living under the same roof?)... And now two weeks with this Pisces.
The math doesn't add up to me.. obviously she "stretches" her time estimates at her own whim. Whatever, don't care.
What's obvious is she's a relationship-hopper. Jumps from one serious relationship into another, rather quickly and doubtful enough time single to really sort HERSELF out. She DATES.. but her whole driving force underneath.. is the Next Great Relationship.. which she isn't even close to being ready for.
That makes me feel sad 😢
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Nights..put on some Maxwell and get in touch with your inner smooooov' brother.