
Nights..put on some Maxwell and get in touch with your inner smooooov' brother.


Posted by tbirdPosted by venusianbullPosted by tbirdPosted by venusianbull
LOL!!!! *pointing to t, then to me, then back to t* WHOA did that one go over my head. Next time a man should put a sparkler in his bum cheeks, paint a day-glow heart on his chest and play the trumpet. THEN I might get the hint.
THIS! But knowing me I'll be too busy running to get him Aquaphor for his bum burns to notice the day-glow heart. I'll be in the medicine cabinet thinking I hear a trumpet... maybe a marching band is passing by? Hmmm... is it memorial day?
LMAO Maybe he has GAS. I better bust out the simethicone.
My god battle down the hatches and go into a underground bunker... It's gonna get bad!
Exactly unleash the Kracken! Venus I thought I was the only one that said that. My daughter was being her normal stubborn self and I said go into your room before I get upset and unleash the Kracken... she started laughing but I wasn't. I said move it missyclick to expand


Posted by MissPirate
Aw he sent her flowers. 🙂
I'm glad it turned out well.
VB when you say cake though you mean pie right? 😛


Posted by Nights22
Well since this is full of women Im sure one of u can give me a good dancing song.
Im home alone and when that happens I suddenly become michael jackson and have a dancing bug..

Posted by PunkyBruiser
Oh oh, you just gave him a panty dropping technique haha watch out ladies.
Ooh, you know Maxwell's a bull right? Mmm mmm mmm mighty mighty....


Posted by aquajPosted by tbirdPosted by aquaj
uhhhh... Fish men.... fml.
Do you like ANYONE?! lol I have never seen you say oh this sign is great. You diss your own sign!
Yes I have had my heart broken by four - count 'em four!! - Pisces men. And yes I am very bitter about it. I wrote this on "what signs are you attracted to" like a week ago.
Hey man, not my fault certain signs of men have been known to give women trouble:pclick to expand


Posted by venusianbull
P.U. Time for the J-O-B. Hold down the fort. —

Posted by aquaj*gigglesnort* ok I'll let Gandoff let you pass... so what signs do you like? Just out of curiosity!
Well for me it's different for the guys and the girls. Certain signs of guys I like even though I'm not technically-speaking "compatible" with them. These include Cancers, Taureans, Sadges (just 'cause I find them marriage-averse doesn't mean I don't like 'em! lol), Cappys and Aries. For the girls well I can usually get along with anyone but my best girlfriends are Aqua and Gemini. I also find Pisces women to be really kind and welcoming, like no one is too weird to be embraced by them, so that's cool. I like that about them.click to expand

Posted by Nights22Posted by tbirdPosted by Nights22
Well since this is full of women Im sure one of u can give me a good dancing song.
Im home alone and when that happens I suddenly become michael jackson and have a dancing bug..
Nights since you mike MJ do off the wall
Or if you want something new...champagne showers by lmfao
Ive been trying to dance like MJ but not listen to MJ what is wrong with meee! lolclick to expand

Posted by aquaj

Posted by Nights22
bahaha there is def no katy perry on my playlist!

Posted by tbirdPosted by aquaj
If anything that attracts us! We love everything out of the norm... those are my type of people! The ones who don't give a dam* what others think. I'm like that I have been known to run around the neighborhood in broad day light with a superman cape on because it was a Tuesday afternoon. I need to have people around me who will be like let me dig out my spandex. lolclick to expand




Posted by PunkyBruiser
Oh he is delish, kinda reminds me of Joel Madden from Good Charlotte only their music blows lol

Posted by piranhaparadiisePosted by houstonpeach74
It's such a hypocritical thing to do though. I can't leave him hanging, but he can me?
you're still newly getting out of a relationship with your Gemini man so I think the Pisces is a mere rebound for you...since you still live with your Gemini ...
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Posted by intriguedbypiscesman
I recently worked with a guy that looks like the guy in this video, but he doesn't like girls.

Posted by PunkyBruiser
Yes yes yes, I like Ke $ ha too not gunna lie. Its great music to pump you up for a night out... I mean life doesnt just come in one color music doesnt either, and music just provides a sort of invitation to pull your emotions out into an array of nests! Lol. idk if that makes sense! Seeing Florence live would be
!!!!!!
I love that you have her chart handy! hehe. Not sure what the N. Node would imply though... And one more WIN for Leo/Fire moons 😛 hehe.

Posted by piranhaparadiisePosted by houstonpeach74
It's such a hypocritical thing to do though. I can't leave him hanging, but he can me?
you're still newly getting out of a relationship with your Gemini man so I think the Pisces is a mere rebound for you...since you still live with your Gemini ...
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Posted by ellybd
A Taur still living with an Ex. Uhhhhhhh.... ... ...
Didn't you kiss a married cap a month or so back too HP? Or am I confusing you with another member? It's possible, there's like three people with peach in their names...
*Blinks* Now I'm confused.

Posted by intriguedbypiscesman
I missed that memo too.....Hey, there's always two sides!



Posted by houstonpeach74
Yes, I dated a Gemini. We are no longer together, but we do have a lease to fulfill. He isn't living here anymore, hasn't for about a month now. We broke up a little over 3 months ago, but we've been living as roommates - separate rooms, separate lives.
As far as the rebound comment, that person is probably right.

Posted by houstonpeach74
Yes, I dated a Gemini. We are no longer together, but we do have a lease to fulfill. He isn't living here anymore, hasn't for about a month now. We broke up a little over 3 months ago, but we've been living as roommates - separate rooms, separate lives.
As far as the rebound comment, that person is probably right.



Posted by houstonpeach74
As far as the rebound comment, that person is probably right.

Posted by shellshockerPosted by houstonpeach74
Yes, I dated a Gemini. We are no longer together, but we do have a lease to fulfill. He isn't living here anymore, hasn't for about a month now. We broke up a little over 3 months ago, but we've been living as roommates - separate rooms, separate lives.
As far as the rebound comment, that person is probably right.
poor fishy... someone should let him know. how about you, houston?
it's rare you'll get a fish to open up like that so soon... but they are notorious for choosing the wrong women that fuck with their hearts and leave them bruised
crying shame, really...click to expand

Posted by Nights22
I understand the "Things are not adding up. Something was going on last night that I wasn't supposed to know about. Getting together today is not a good idea". Now. He doesnt trust you and he shouldnt.

Posted by PunkyBruiser
Awwnooo it ain't fittin it just ain't fittin! Alright well have fun @ work VB! 🙂

Posted by Nights22Posted by venusianbull
Nights..put on some Maxwell and get in touch with your inner smooooov' brother.
bahaha idk if im smooth enuff for that!click to expand

Posted by tbird
Okay
Man + woman + intimate setting + Maxwell's a women's worth = negative women's clothing multiplied by the rate of speed to the 3rd power.
Sorry I love math and science so I had to apply that in a mathematical equation

Posted by tbirdPosted by venusianbull
P.U. Time for the J-O-B. Hold down the fort. —
*Raises hands to the sky* NOOOOOOoooooo!!! Oh well have fun!click to expand











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