When you wipe your ass..

Do you stand up?

Or do you stay seated?

Posted by peaceandtranquility_96

*cough cough! Just don’t wipe back to front! It causes E. coli to muster into your urethra and cause a UTI. Been there and done that. No thank you!!

That's not what I asked..

Whats next.. When you are pissing..

"All the way up"

I do this

Why would you stand up...so it mushes the shit between your cheeks like one of those ink blot tests 😂

I wipe seated

Then flush twice

Ew