@_Dazed
7 Years10,000+ Posts
I’ve really warmed to you after an initial irritation
I'm still irritated; like this burning sensation between my thighs
I love her gentleness💕and sensitivity💜
I love his sense of humour and he makes me laugh out loud 😆
Im going to address several unnamed DXPers.
1) No matter how "pretty" you are, he didn't pick you. So stop telling us how unattractive his girlfriend is. Even with all the negative shit you list about his girlfriend, she is obviously better than you are. I find you a shit human being because all you ever do is post about his gf, and how you can't believe he would pick her "over you". The incessant need to find validation from DXP about how "hot you still are" is beyond annoying. Grow up.
2) Break yourself
3) We get it, the Cancer dude you dated 10+ exes ago was a douche bag.
4) We get it, the Scorpio dude was a cunt.
5) We get it, you can stare intensely.
6) We get it, you will delete and come back.
7) Random advice to no one in particular. Watch "The Boys" on Amazon Prime, its great.
They aren't staring and laughing with you. They are staring and laughing AT you.
You're not single because men think negatively of you, appearance or personality wise.. It's because you're too afraid to let anyone get close to you.
Get a fuxin life with this puzzy azz thread @_Dazed
Oops.. I think I did that wrong 😌
I don't think any less of you for losing to a floater. You'll get em next time!
You're a racist and you know it.. so clap your hands.
I don't think any less of you for losing to a floater. You'll get em next time!
So you're trying to make me cry.. 😏

You're going to die alone.
There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.
There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.
Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.

You're going to die alone.
There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.
There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.
Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.
And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.
You're going to die alone.
There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.
There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.
Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.
And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.
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Lol
Wow....such hate 😳😈
You're going to die alone.
There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.
There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.
Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.
And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.
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He has me searching for the gif of a hyena eating a dead elephants asshole and it exploding.
Found it..

You're going to die alone.
There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.
There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.
Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.
And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.
But I'm a Gemini pretending to be a Libra pretending to be a Scorpio.
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It's okay, I am a Libra pretending to be a Leo with a Scorpio Moon, pretending to be a Scorpio born in Fiji.
🤨 hmm I’m trying to guess everyone’s. Doubtful anyone’s mentioned me, but if anyone mentions a chicken strip I know it’s me.
You're going to die alone.
There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.
There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.
Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.
And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.
But I'm a Gemini pretending to be a Libra pretending to be a Scorpio.
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Picture with an Oscar please!!!
You hid it so well so far...now it’s time!
I'd eat a chicken strip out of your butthole.
They aren't staring and laughing with you. They are staring and laughing AT you.
He didn’t say they were laughing...did he?
Yes.. It's painfully obvious to everyone here when you're off your meds and on a week long bender.
She left you for meth and prostitution because you couldn't sexually satisfy her.
Ur attempts at tricking people into getting what u want are rudimentary at best
If you ever change your mind about white men.. I'm here for you.
Lowkey I wanna lick your gooch, but high key I’m just gonna be like “Hey how are you?”
I want to run away with you 💕
Rename thread to 'cringeworthy secret crushes'
I think I prefer when DXPers just openly hate on eachother

In a recent poll, 100% of respondents said they would rather sit next to a white American male with mental health issues and access to semiautomatic firearms on a Boeing 737 Max operated by Malaysian Airlines flying over disputed territory in the South China Sea than date you.
Brah
You wanna come hang and finish my burn book with me?
Lowkey I wanna lick your gooch, but high key I’m just gonna be like “Hey how are you?”
You weren’t supposed to talk about your self! 🤦♀️
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Lol
Lowkey I wanna lick your gooch, but high key I’m just gonna be like “Hey how are you?”
You weren’t supposed to talk about your self! 🤦♀️
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Do you think I am cat— 
K
Mmmmmmmmmm gurlllllll
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Wut LOL
K
Don't k me
K
Don't k me
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K
You're such a fcking kiss ass, your posts are painful to read. I can only imagine how much of a try hard you must be offline...

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I think I prefer when DXPers just openly hate on eachother
Lol. I reading like “damn, I have nothing to say” 🤓🙈
No it was somebody else and I love her too.
Me reading your posts in this thread up to this point 😂😂
1) I love how cynical you are
2) I don’t believe you are this racist in real life
3) I think you’re only calling me a hoe, because you are actually a veteran hoe, but battling cobwebs in that Punnani, and you’re projecting of your yesteryears
4) I think you need younger women to take your advice because you believe you are wise when really you are a bored housewife that lives on the internet and is a total cunt
5) you project how much you hate white ppl and still try to act like you’re above us all because you read textbooks and think your indoctrination isn’t what it is
6) I like you more now because you let your appetite for sex out with no shame
7) your false rape allegations and whiny bs about your parents makes me want to knock your ugly af eyeliner off your snarky ass face
8) hey ex stripper turned World traveller, I’m proud as fuck of you
9) I’m glad you broke up with your bf. He will hold you back
10) I don’t know what your creeper problem is, but if you’re going to be nice to a meet up user, in a face to face situation, and then spread rumours he’s a pedo, behind his back, you are the only fake ass hoe.

1) I love how cynical you are
2) I don’t believe you are this racist in real life
3) I think you’re only calling me a hoe, because you are actually a veteran hoe, but battling cobwebs in that Punnani, and you’re projecting of your yesteryears
4) I think you need younger women to take your advice because you believe you are wise when really you are a bored housewife that lives on the internet and is a total cunt
5) you project how much you hate white ppl and still try to act like you’re above us all because you read textbooks and think your indoctrination isn’t what it is
6) I like you more now because you let your appetite for sex out with no shame
7) your false rape allegations and whiny bs about your parents makes me want to knock your ugly af eyeliner off your snarky ass face
8) hey ex stripper turned World traveller, I’m proud as fuck of you
9) I’m glad you broke up with your bf. He will hold you back
10) I don’t know what your creeper problem is, but if you’re going to be nice to a meet up user, in a face to face situation, and then spread rumours he’s a pedo, behind his back, you are the only fake ass hoe.
That slap eyeliner off line make me wanna fight you. LOL
Such moxy, delicious.
1) I love how cynical you are
2) I don’t believe you are this racist in real life
3) I think you’re only calling me a hoe, because you are actually a veteran hoe, but battling cobwebs in that Punnani, and you’re projecting of your yesteryears
4) I think you need younger women to take your advice because you believe you are wise when really you are a bored housewife that lives on the internet and is a total cunt
5) you project how much you hate white ppl and still try to act like you’re above us all because you read textbooks and think your indoctrination isn’t what it is
6) I like you more now because you let your appetite for sex out with no shame
7) your false rape allegations and whiny bs about your parents makes me want to knock your ugly af eyeliner off your snarky ass face
8) hey ex stripper turned World traveller, I’m proud as fuck of you
9) I’m glad you broke up with your bf. He will hold you back
10) I don’t know what your creeper problem is, but if you’re going to be nice to a meet up user, in a face to face situation, and then spread rumours he’s a pedo, behind his back, you are the only fake ass hoe.
That slap eyeliner off line make me wanna fight you. LOL
Such moxy, delicious.
Rename thread to 'cringeworthy secret crushes'
I think I prefer when DXPers just openly hate on eachother
Lol. I reading like “damn, I have nothing to say” 🤓🙈
It’s cause you don’t give a fuk
I can’t come up with much either cause I just can’t pretend to care
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Let me help you...
I want your Taurus dick inside me.
You're welcome
I wish I gave enough of a damn to say, "I'm outside hoe."
LOL
I wish I gave enough of a damn to say, "I'm outside hoe."
LOL
Oh man, sounds like fun! Most of the time they stay in the house!
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LOL! They do.
(I gotta shit list but it ain't no internet peeps.)
I know you're not gay/bi but the picture of you in your cop custom makes we want to get pulled over, so I can get out of a ticket by sucking your dick.
Can I release some energy on some real life people?
Bitch, I wanted to choke slam yo ass agsinst the wall today.
I know you're not gay/bi but the picture of you in your cop custom makes we want to get pulled over, so I can get out of a ticket by sucking your dick.
O.k.
Jfc
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You've seen his dick. Stop playin
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