LunarMaiden
@LunarMaiden
13 Years5,000+ Posts
Comments: 136 · Posts: 9227 · Topics: 154
Monster Kitty
Monster Kitty
Monster Kitty
Does size matter?
Yes, we come in small, medium and large. Long vaginal canal and short canal.
Yeah I agree it is.
I've often wondered about the differences and preferences.
I've often wondered about the differences and preferences.
Big or small I like them all 🙂
No... depth doesn't really matter. Though I DO prefer a women with toned pubococcygeus muscles ! 😉
Is there such a thing as too tight?
I usually hear the tighter the better, but I found that slightly insincere.
Your perspective is a bit more forthcoming.
What do you consider the perfect fit for you?
What has been the best feel for you?
i.e. texture, moisture levels (wet, slightly dry) etc.
Your perspective is a bit more forthcoming.
What do you consider the perfect fit for you?
What has been the best feel for you?
i.e. texture, moisture levels (wet, slightly dry) etc.
hahahahaha
big vaginas vs. small vaginas
big vaginas vs. small vaginas
Well I'm curious.
Do your kegel exercises ladies. 😉
Do your kegel exercises ladies. 😉
I guess they're all pretty much the same depth...3-4 inches or something like that...but apparently elongate during arousal to accommodate (lol that's so awkward to say)...so anyways there's really it's not as much a matter of her not being deep enough...more like she's not aroused enough, so baste that turkey before you pop it in the oven gentleman!
LOL @ Scorched
Posted by LunarMaiden
I usually hear the tighter the better, but I found that slightly insincere.
Your perspective is a bit more forthcoming.
What do you consider the perfect fit for you?
What has been the best feel for you?
i.e. texture, moisture levels (wet, slightly dry) etc.
Don't be shy... let us go 'deeper' shall we ? 😉
I suppose the perfect fit is when entering her can be done completely hands-free. 😉 Depth is all pretty much the same as brianafay has just said. The best feel ? That would be when I am FINALLY inside ! Personally, I like when I can feel the cervix while I am in there. Kegel exercises strengthen the muscles of the pelvic floor... the stronger the muscles, the more a man can feel her orgasm... which I might add... is rather heavenly. As for her being moist enough... it depends on her state of arousel as brianafay has also mentioned... but a tongue can accomodate well in a moments of lust that must be rushed for whatever reason.
"Phat Coochie"... no thank you. More for you I guess.
Posted by David13Posted by LunarMaiden
I usually hear the tighter the better, but I found that slightly insincere.
Your perspective is a bit more forthcoming.
What do you consider the perfect fit for you?
What has been the best feel for you?
i.e. texture, moisture levels (wet, slightly dry) etc.
Don't be shy... let us go 'deeper' shall we ? 😉
I suppose the perfect fit is when entering her can be done completely hands-free. 😉 Depth is all pretty much the same as brianafay has just said. The best feel ? That would be when I am FINALLY inside ! Personally, I like when I can feel the cervix while I am in there. Kegel exercises strengthen the muscles of the pelvic floor... the stronger the muscles, the more a man can feel her orgasm... which I might add... is rather heavenly. As for her being moist enough... it depends on her state of arousel as brianafay has also mentioned... but a tongue can accomodate well in a moments of lust that must be rushed for whatever reason.click to expand
And they say no one can coax a Crab girl from her shell.😉
Do stronger muscles add more texture, or is it the squeezing that makes for a heavenly orgasm?
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
The only thing that matters is if she has "walls".((((((((((((((Just like its not the woman's fault if he has a small dick, it's not my fault you have no walls.***I CANT DO SHIT WITH THAT***...😢
Also, wetness is another important factor. I'm not about to burn my dick off because you don't have enough water in the cave. Same thing for men. It's not your fault entirely that "He" has a limp dick.
Foreplay helps out alot, but don't blame me because I didn't eat your vagina out. Fuck that. Unless your not clean, My dick stays hard whether you suck it or not. Foreplay is there for "fun" and to "help" only. However, don't rely on it forever just cause you can't meet me half way. That's why I can't have sex with someone I'm not somewhat attracted to, because it would be all about foreplay n stuff.
On a side note, Phat Coochie is kind of a turn on for me, though the reverse is just as sexy so....*shruggs*...🙂
Barring any medical condition, if there is no "water in the cave" she is not aroused.
When she is aroused she will moisten and open for you.
Some women just love foreplay it just feels good and helps to make the experience more pleasurable.
Posted by LunarMaidenPosted by David13Posted by LunarMaiden
I usually hear the tighter the better, but I found that slightly insincere.
Your perspective is a bit more forthcoming.
What do you consider the perfect fit for you?
What has been the best feel for you?
i.e. texture, moisture levels (wet, slightly dry) etc.
Don't be shy... let us go 'deeper' shall we ? 😉
I suppose the perfect fit is when entering her can be done completely hands-free. 😉 Depth is all pretty much the same as brianafay has just said. The best feel ? That would be when I am FINALLY inside ! Personally, I like when I can feel the cervix while I am in there. Kegel exercises strengthen the muscles of the pelvic floor... the stronger the muscles, the more a man can feel her orgasm... which I might add... is rather heavenly. As for her being moist enough... it depends on her state of arousel as brianafay has also mentioned... but a tongue can accomodate well in a moments of lust that must be rushed for whatever reason.
And they say no one can coax a Crab girl from her shell.😉
Do stronger muscles add more texture, or is it the squeezing that makes for a heavenly orgasm?click to expand
I suppose there is a certain texture... but this can really only be felt with the fingers. As for the other 'intruder', it is more in the sensation of being truly connected for a moment... not sure if that makes sense.
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Lol. I can't really explain it in words, it's more of a on site kind of thing.🙂...but phat is as close as I can get lol. Mmmmm.
Like 'puffy' or 'swollen' ? I don't like this because one cannot appreciate all the details... I like to see.
Posted by David13Posted by LunarMaidenPosted by David13Posted by LunarMaiden
I usually hear the tighter the better, but I found that slightly insincere.
Your perspective is a bit more forthcoming.
What do you consider the perfect fit for you?
What has been the best feel for you?
i.e. texture, moisture levels (wet, slightly dry) etc.
Don't be shy... let us go 'deeper' shall we ? 😉
I suppose the perfect fit is when entering her can be done completely hands-free. 😉 Depth is all pretty much the same as brianafay has just said. The best feel ? That would be when I am FINALLY inside ! Personally, I like when I can feel the cervix while I am in there. Kegel exercises strengthen the muscles of the pelvic floor... the stronger the muscles, the more a man can feel her orgasm... which I might add... is rather heavenly. As for her being moist enough... it depends on her state of arousel as brianafay has also mentioned... but a tongue can accomodate well in a moments of lust that must be rushed for whatever reason.
And they say no one can coax a Crab girl from her shell.😉
Do stronger muscles add more texture, or is it the squeezing that makes for a heavenly orgasm?
I suppose there is a certain texture... but this can really only be felt with the fingers. As for the other 'intruder', it is more in the sensation of being truly connected for a moment... not sure if that makes sense.click to expand
Ok, this makes perfect sense.
I thought you meant her vagina felt like tight bands and washboard walls.
But I guess my imagination got the better of me. 😄
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
"roomy"....."enough water in the cave"...? Man, I'm dying over here!
In that case, I should mention that one's tongue can feel the textures too. Your imagination can take you where it will. 😛
I can't believe a thread called monster kitty made it past the first page without some comment related to throwing a hotdog down the hallway or the fact that even a 747 looks small flying into the grand canyon...
The user who posted this message has hidden it.
😢
Posted by David13The user who posted this message has hidden it.
😢click to expand
I asked how one was to know if they had large vaginal lips or not. My sister asked me the other day and I didn't know the answer lol.
But then after creating my post I googled it and found a tumblr dedicated to photos of vaginas sent in by females. Most who had insecurities about their look/size.
Lol.
Here's the link:
NOW LISTEN, these are photos of vaginas, OK everyone? Lol.
http://beautifullabia.tumblr.com/<BR>
P.s. I have no prob with mine.. this was all out of curiosity of what makes a large, or a small vaginal area fueled by my sisters Q.
Lol. :/ this is why I deleted my post in the first place.
Posted by LouLorePosted by David13The user who posted this message has hidden it.
😢
I asked how one was to know if they had large vaginal lips or not. My sister asked me the other day and I didn't know the answer lol.
But then after creating my post I googled it and found a tumblr dedicated to photos of vaginas sent in by females. Most who had insecurities about their look/size.
Lol.
Here's the link:
NOW LISTEN, these are photos of vaginas, OK everyone? Lol.
http://beautifullabia.tumblr.com/<BR>
P.s. I have no prob with mine.. this was all out of curiosity of what makes a large, or a small vaginal area fueled by my sisters Q.
Lol. :/ this is why I deleted my post in the first place.click to expand
I would like to know my size.
#1 A SHOT OF WARM OIL CAN START THE NIGHT OFF RIGHT
#2 IF SHE CAN STILL WALK THE NEXT MORNING I HAVENT DONE MY JOB.
#2 IF SHE CAN STILL WALK THE NEXT MORNING I HAVENT DONE MY JOB.
DIAMETER 2 INCH HARD
LGTH 8 1/4 INCH HARD
TAKES SOME WARM OIL TO GET THINGS STARTED.
LGTH 8 1/4 INCH HARD
TAKES SOME WARM OIL TO GET THINGS STARTED.
Posted by LouLorePosted by David13The user who posted this message has hidden it.
😢
I asked how one was to know if they had large vaginal lips or not. My sister asked me the other day and I didn't know the answer lol.
But then after creating my post I googled it and found a tumblr dedicated to photos of vaginas sent in by females. Most who had insecurities about their look/size.
Lol.
Here's the link:
NOW LISTEN, these are photos of vaginas, OK everyone? Lol.
http://beautifullabia.tumblr.com/<BR>
P.s. I have no prob with mine.. this was all out of curiosity of what makes a large, or a small vaginal area fueled by my sisters Q.
Lol. :/ this is why I deleted my post in the first place.click to expand
Okay... so I checked them out.
Personally, number 3 is the LEAST interesting here... I can't see anything. I prefer more inner labia to play with... but that's just me. 😉
KEEP TALKING ABOUT PUSSY LUNAR AND I WILL HAVE TO SIBER FUCK YOU
1. Razor bump pussy. She's still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.
2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.
3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she's not exactly dancing on the bar.
4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don't).
5. Vintage porn pussy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won't find a young girl with this pussy anymore.
6. Lazy pussy. She's putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two —going out?? outfits.
7. Spinster pussy. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die.
8. Dog ear in the wind pussy. The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you.
9. Rain drop pussy. One more drop of pussy flesh and the surface tension will no longer be able to hold the entire apparatus to her body. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it's easier to diddle.
10. Pedophile pussy. Perverted men put it all on the line to score this virginal pussy. It's as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?
11. Predator pussy. If you stare at this pussy for 40 seconds, an image of the Predator alien will pop out at you.
12. Big pussy. Easy entry/exit, but she won't feel anything if you??re not well-equipped. She??ll be polite, though, and let out a few token moans at your ineffective thrusts.
13. Experienced pussy. This pussy tries to fake but those bumps don't lie. They act like tree rings and are easily measurable by trained scientists.
14. Social anxiety pussy. Awkward body language and tonality. You need a lot of foreplay with this one.
15. Domestic violence pussy. The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!)
16. Diarrhea pussy. This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl.
17. Toyota Camry pussy. Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs. Bring along a couple
2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.
3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she's not exactly dancing on the bar.
4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don't).
5. Vintage porn pussy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won't find a young girl with this pussy anymore.
6. Lazy pussy. She's putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two —going out?? outfits.
7. Spinster pussy. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die.
8. Dog ear in the wind pussy. The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you.
9. Rain drop pussy. One more drop of pussy flesh and the surface tension will no longer be able to hold the entire apparatus to her body. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it's easier to diddle.
10. Pedophile pussy. Perverted men put it all on the line to score this virginal pussy. It's as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?
11. Predator pussy. If you stare at this pussy for 40 seconds, an image of the Predator alien will pop out at you.
12. Big pussy. Easy entry/exit, but she won't feel anything if you??re not well-equipped. She??ll be polite, though, and let out a few token moans at your ineffective thrusts.
13. Experienced pussy. This pussy tries to fake but those bumps don't lie. They act like tree rings and are easily measurable by trained scientists.
14. Social anxiety pussy. Awkward body language and tonality. You need a lot of foreplay with this one.
15. Domestic violence pussy. The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!)
16. Diarrhea pussy. This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl.
17. Toyota Camry pussy. Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs. Bring along a couple
The title of this thread is 'Monster Kitty'... the discussion is about monster kitties. What did YOU think was being talked about here ? Get your mind out of the gutter !
18. Last minute pussy. God didn't decide on the gender of this pussy until the last minute, hence the huge meaty bit that makes penetration extra challenging.
19. Chubby pussy. You look at this pussy and are not sure whether to recommend the cookie diet or P90X.
20. Shy pussy. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, —Does she like me? Is she playing games—
21. Developmentally stunted pussy. If they caught the problem early then an endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately it's too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered.
22. Used to be fat pussy. This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear.
23. McMansion pussy. You love this pussy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.
24. Eagle pussy. Wings in the back offer more stability during flight. Graceful, earnest
19. Chubby pussy. You look at this pussy and are not sure whether to recommend the cookie diet or P90X.
20. Shy pussy. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, —Does she like me? Is she playing games—
21. Developmentally stunted pussy. If they caught the problem early then an endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately it's too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered.
22. Used to be fat pussy. This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear.
23. McMansion pussy. You love this pussy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.
24. Eagle pussy. Wings in the back offer more stability during flight. Graceful, earnest
25. Interstate highway pussy. When they built this pussy it was like a dream to drive on the freshly paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the surrounding areas has led to intolerable sprawl.
26. Anteater pussy. How your grandma??s pussy looks like. Loosening muscle and skin has forced the first couple inches of the vaginal canal to prolapse outside of the body. Grandpa ain't complaining though??_ that sly devil.
27. Terminator pussy. One of Skynet's first models. The clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your dick if you don't disable the chip first.
28. Turkey pussy. Wings, giblet, caruncle, wattle—you got it all here. Starter package comes with special handling instructions and food for the first month.
29. Department store pussy. It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it's one size too small?
30. Morbidly obese pussy. When this pussy gets sick you need to need to call the special ambulance with the human crane. All hands on deck!
26. Anteater pussy. How your grandma??s pussy looks like. Loosening muscle and skin has forced the first couple inches of the vaginal canal to prolapse outside of the body. Grandpa ain't complaining though??_ that sly devil.
27. Terminator pussy. One of Skynet's first models. The clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your dick if you don't disable the chip first.
28. Turkey pussy. Wings, giblet, caruncle, wattle—you got it all here. Starter package comes with special handling instructions and food for the first month.
29. Department store pussy. It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it's one size too small?
30. Morbidly obese pussy. When this pussy gets sick you need to need to call the special ambulance with the human crane. All hands on deck!
I meant that for SHABOOM. 😉🙂
Posted by SHABOOM
KEEP TALKING ABOUT PUSSY LUNAR AND I WILL HAVE TO SIBER FUCK YOU
Posted by David13
The title of this thread is 'Monster Kitty'... the discussion is about monster kitties. What did YOU think was being talked about here ? Get your mind out of the gutter !click to expand
🙂
Wow ! Now THAT's HOT !
😉
Wow ! Now THAT's HOT !
😉
Omg P, LOL
Posted by P-Angel
Hey I got an idea for a game!! How about it, ladies?
(Oh that's right I forgot, real ladies don't tell... 😉 )
Bummer.
Ohh Im sure you have.. 😉
It's like when a guy is asked about his size and he says he never measured it. Yeah right, lol.
So which "type" do women think that men perfer?
Btw, a little off topic but I saw Rust and Bones last night and thought to myself, that Marion Cottilard sure reminds me of Nina @ DXP! 😄
It's like when a guy is asked about his size and he says he never measured it. Yeah right, lol.
So which "type" do women think that men perfer?
Btw, a little off topic but I saw Rust and Bones last night and thought to myself, that Marion Cottilard sure reminds me of Nina @ DXP! 😄
Don't know about internal measurments. It's not really interesting either because women have all those muscles down there to work with. I was talking more about the "facade" itself, you know.... But yeah, number 10 leaves much to be desired on the personality department, if you ask me.
I'm just gonna say 9, 15, 27. Pubes or no pubes.
"Rust and Bone". Yeah you should definitely see it. It's a love story at its rawest, with many layers undeneath which I'm still processing 24 hrs after seeing it. 🙂
I'm just gonna say 9, 15, 27. Pubes or no pubes.
"Rust and Bone". Yeah you should definitely see it. It's a love story at its rawest, with many layers undeneath which I'm still processing 24 hrs after seeing it. 🙂
I don't personally like #10 give me something with a bit more substance.
STILL YAPING ON ABOUT PUSSY. WELL THERE ATR THOSE WHO GET IT AND THOSE WHO TALK ABOUT IT.
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →Related Topics
I seriously dont get this. My ex of 4 years cheated on me, so i left him, i was dating a guy and he left me to be with
I've been dating a Virgo boy for almost a year now. He's younger than me and says he loves that I'm older but he's actin
I've had a terrible 2012. It started out with a divorce that I initiated. After I filed the papers I found out I was p
Where? How? A vast majority of my friends are people I have known since childhood. When I moved to TX I never reall
I came across this rather interesting list in a book that my mum was reading called, Romancing the Ordinary: A Year of
And if it is, what do you do to show you are not interested? I think this will be very helpful to both sexes. This is
Post your view here of what you think of honesty? Do people really want to hear honesty or just what they want to hear?
My current boyfriend is still living with his parents, and his mother is actively trying to split us up. Based on what h
What role do you ideally want to take in a relationship? Do you want a man to treat you like a queen and take care of
Comments on why ladies/women lie almost all the time? I have caught so many ex's in lying to me in a relationship and o
This is for those of you whose parents divorced and then dated again while you were teenagers. I'm curious to how yo
I can't even have a decent conversation with a female without her getting all horny. Every time I think I found myself a
hey everyone. Now me myself, I believe in horoscopes, I know I fit the descriptions of my sign (pisces) very well. It
What does it mean to you when you enter into one? Are you man or woman?
I've spent the whole 2 and half days with my boyfriend on a holiday. From waking up till sleeping (with few hours break
Hello, I have been married for 5 years. He was the first man of my life and he was very serious about our relationship
Hello and Question: So recently my now ex-boyfriend took a two week road trip with guy friends en-route to a wedding.
So many people believe that love isn't like it used to be Couples aren't together for nearly as long (like our grandp
My boyfriend and I had a bit of a down time so he went away for 3 weeks to his parents place to work on his personal pro