Most & least favorite earth sign ?

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I’m not a Sag, but my favorite is Capricorn; least favorite is Virgo.

Caps: Ah, I just fucking love them...and I “get” them. I understand and share their ambition and work ethic, and don’t misinterpret their desire for quality lives as...arrogance, pompousness, or being materialistic. And their humor...God, I love their humor. It’s dry, dark at times, and so unexpected. Everyone thinks they’re boring and emotionless, but...they’re actually quite passionate. They just don’t let any ordinary person close enough to experience that side of them. They’re selective as fuck. I personally appreciate something that isn’t experienced by the masses.

Taurus: My only Taurus experience was a guy that tried going in for a first kiss on a first date, while going for a grab of my lady part. Who the fuck does that— I mean, besides Donald Trump.

Fuuuuuuck that. So off-putting.

Virgo: I’ve known many Virgo folks in my lifetime...and most seemed to have issues with being honest.
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Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Caps are first. We just click and get each other and the vibes are instant. Except for a few cap males that aren't happy with their lives, they manage to give off this high school shooter vibe with a sprinkling of incel.

Second: Taurus women. Chill, cute, good humour and just feel good all around. Sometimes way too touchy feely, but theyre the only people that I somehow don't want to maul, when they touch me without my go-ahead.

Third Virgo Men: Chill, smart, effective at work, fantastic sense of humour. Just wish they would realize they don't seem all that rational when they turn into snippy bitches when a situation is making them anxious.

3.2 Virgo Women: Some are total sweethearts that make great friends, but I notice a lot of them strike me as fake, shallow and painfully materialistic. Then there are the Gwyneth Paltrow ass virgos who hate fat people and think the world needs to hear about the benefits of being vegan and growing crops sustainably in your own feces or some whack shit like that. Virgos can never stop commenting about fat people, especially when they themselves are chubs. I love the first type of virgo but have come across far too many of the latter types.

3.3: Taurus men. Nearly any physical fight I've had has been with been with a Taurus dude. I also hate how the toxic variety of taurus males operate in relationships. I'm not planning to be the father threatening my daughters bf with a shotgun, but if she dates a Taurus with the slightest sign of a temper or possessiveness, I'm going to dig the grave just incase.


Paltrow is a Libra.
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Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Caps are first. We just click and get each other and the vibes are instant. Except for a few cap males that aren't happy with their lives, they manage to give off this high school shooter vibe with a sprinkling of incel.

Second: Taurus women. Chill, cute, good humour and just feel good all around. Sometimes way too touchy feely, but theyre the only people that I somehow don't want to maul, when they touch me without my go-ahead.

Third Virgo Men: Chill, smart, effective at work, fantastic sense of humour. Just wish they would realize they don't seem all that rational when they turn into snippy bitches when a situation is making them anxious.

3.2 Virgo Women: Some are total sweethearts that make great friends, but I notice a lot of them strike me as fake, shallow and painfully materialistic. Then there are the Gwyneth Paltrow ass virgos who hate fat people and think the world needs to hear about the benefits of being vegan and growing crops sustainably in your own feces or some whack shit like that. Virgos can never stop commenting about fat people, especially when they themselves are chubs. I love the first type of virgo but have come across far too many of the latter types.

3.3: Taurus men. Nearly any physical fight I've had has been with been with a Taurus dude. I also hate how the toxic variety of taurus males operate in relationships. I'm not planning to be the father threatening my daughters bf with a shotgun, but if she dates a Taurus with the slightest sign of a temper or possessiveness, I'm going to dig the grave just incase.


virgo fat police
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Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Caps are first. We just click and get each other and the vibes are instant. Except for a few cap males that aren't happy with their lives, they manage to give off this high school shooter vibe with a sprinkling of incel.

Second: Taurus women. Chill, cute, good humour and just feel good all around. Sometimes way too touchy feely, but theyre the only people that I somehow don't want to maul, when they touch me without my go-ahead.

Third Virgo Men: Chill, smart, effective at work, fantastic sense of humour. Just wish they would realize they don't seem all that rational when they turn into snippy bitches when a situation is making them anxious.

3.2 Virgo Women: Some are total sweethearts that make great friends, but I notice a lot of them strike me as fake, shallow and painfully materialistic. Then there are the Gwyneth Paltrow ass virgos who hate fat people and think the world needs to hear about the benefits of being vegan and growing crops sustainably in your own feces or some whack shit like that. Virgos can never stop commenting about fat people, especially when they themselves are chubs. I love the first type of virgo but have come across far too many of the latter types.

3.3: Taurus men. Nearly any physical fight I've had has been with been with a Taurus dude. I also hate how the toxic variety of taurus males operate in relationships. I'm not planning to be the father threatening my daughters bf with a shotgun, but if she dates a Taurus with the slightest sign of a temper or possessiveness, I'm going to dig the grave just incase.


virgo fat police


😂 for real though, two of my best friends have virgo mothers, so do I.

My female friend, her mom will always randomly tell her "you've gained weight" (she's not fat), my male friend has the same problem I do: any girl we're with long term will suddenly be commented on in regards to weight, whenever next they meet our mothers.

All of us have experienced our mothers seeing a friend from long ago and recounting the encounter and then slipping "she's gotten fat" somewhere in the dialogue lol.
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funny coz yesterday when i met up with friends after a couple of months i told my Aqua friend she's gotten fat but that my Leo friend's lost some weight. good thing about Aquas is that they don't mind blunt judgment.

we don't do it to be mean (at least not always).

except one time when i told this Aries guy (dating my Aqua friend) he got fat coz i secretly hated him for 2 years.
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Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

3.3: Taurus men. Nearly any physical fight I've had has been with been with a Taurus dude. I also hate how the toxic variety of taurus males operate in relationships. I'm not planning to be the father threatening my daughters bf with a shotgun, but if she dates a Taurus with the slightest sign of a temper or possessiveness, I'm going to dig the grave just incase.


My ex was the example u explain. Bad temper and possessive. Mentally, emotionally, and physically abusive. Living nightmare. When things was good they was beautiful but when thing got bad it was a scary nightmare.