A modest opinion: Scorpios are psycho!

Okay, I know this will piss off a lot of people, but if you're familiar with satire you should be able to take these harsh words for what they are. Nobody's perfect, but...

Scorpios are fking nuts and severely twisted people. In particulary men. Women are most likely to cut off your penis while you sleep, but men are just weird in the darkest sense imaginable. Ever seen Taxi Driver? That character is the Scorpio archetype. And Charles Manson? Don't get me started... We call it mass-murder, Scorpios call it a career move. In the 'funny sign readings' I found somewhere on the internet, it says that Scorpios are most likely to fall victims of serial killers. Are you kidding me? Scorpios are most likely to become serial killers!

I've known many Scorpios, more than I wish, and they are good company as long as you keep them on safe distance and don't get too personal. But observing their nature and their reactions when in relationships, you don't know whether to laugh or cry. Jealous, controlling, demanding, cruel, stubborn = big babies. Practically all of the worst parts of human nature seem to have somehow ended up in Scorpios.

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This thread was the final straw for me. What's even more disturbing is that Scorpios are very subtle in their ways, you see it coming but you just refuse to believe it. You never know where you have them. And it's fun for those who like adventures, like pretty girls with straw for brains, but sometimes an adventure takes you places you don't wanna go...like inside of a freezer, neatly chopped up into six pieces.

Ms.Pisces, I think you have the meaning of those words a bit confused. I mean I'm passionate, but not to the extent of verbally abusing my girlfriend during sex, making her swear on her daughter that she isn't sleeping with anyone else. That's as sick as they come. But you wanna call it "passion and intensity", sure...

Um, no. They're just a fcuked up couple. Both of them- fcuked in the head.



That is not representative of me or the other resident Scorps.

enfant_terrible- be careful with your tread because when p-angel will answer then you'll know what i pissed off person sounds like lol that woman is slightly off

Sorry about that Ms.Pisces, sarcasm and Internet don't mix 😉 Yeah I guess I'm in trouble, but it had to be said. I'm willing to sacrifice myself on behalf of you who deep down inside want this to be said...and hammered in stone.

lol @ this thread




lolol!

Well all Scorpions have this inside of them otherwise they wouldn't be Scorpios. But to what extent that side manifests itself onto people around them, that's individual.

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This thread was the final straw for me.

So you hate Scorpios because you're jealous that they get more poon than you do?



Practically all of the worst parts of human nature seem to have somehow ended up in Scorpios.

Arrogance, Narcissism and Megalomania are the worst parts of human nature, and guess who those traits belong to? Yep, you guessed it, LEO

A Leo has some nerve ragging on Scorpio's...



And it's fun for those who like adventures, like pretty girls with straw for brains

Right, because girls would much rather be with Leo men who spend more time looking in the mirror than they do.

@Ms.Pisces: Actually knowing a lot of males in this sign made me realize that the mystery of Scorpio is that there is no mystery. Unless you think that jealousy and psychological abuse is mysterious. But more or less, they all show these traits if you know them long enough.

As for Happy Scorpio, you seem to take this very personally. Recognize yourself or what? This is exactly what I'm talking about. They say things like "so you hate Scorpios because you're jealous that they get more poon than you do?" but that's such a pathetic thing to say. You got me there Happy Scorpio 😉

As for arrogance, narcissism and megalomania - I forgot to include that, but all that can be found in Scorpios I've known if you come close enough. They just don't flash around with it the way Leos do. So yeah, us Leos are arrogant, narcicistic and megalomaniacs, but male Scorpios are that plus all the things I said back there.

I'm not offended at all by what you said about Scorpios, but after realizing it was a Leo saying it, I was offended. Such Hypocrisy.

And clearly you are showing your jealousy. Now you're getting annoyed by our "sex" comments, that shows true jealousy. You just can't stand that us Scorpios get more ass in a week than you get in a lifetime 😛

Truth Hurts...

Yeah I'm jealous. Somehow verbally abusing your girlfriend during sex has always been a dream of mine. But since I'm not getting any, I guess I'll never live to experience it. Must feel great tho'.

Yes, us Leos are hypocritical and arrogant little narcissists. But at least we don't take ourselves dead seriousely all the time.

Lighten up... I would love if someone made a thread like this in the Leo section, but then again, that must be my Leo nature in need of some attention.

I guess I was right (in another ongoing thread). People are always ready to defend the "misunderstood" Scorpio male. Their behavior gets labeled as "intensity".

Sometimes "feeling too much" is just a nicer term for an excuse to hurt others/toy with their feelings. But what the heck, peeps will always defend this type of folks anyway. Like I mentioned in the other thread, nice guys finish last.

Yeah I'm psycho... a vampire freak apparently😉 I like to lick blood off a sword. It's from my ex lover. He was cheating and I cut his weiner off. Eh.. everyone knows Libras are weinerless anyway. LOL

Actually all joking aside (or was I? Hmmmmm) I thought that topic was creepy and wierd too. And then to have people saying that it's scorpio "intensity". LOL Um... ok. Coming from *this* Scorp I just found it to be disturbing. 🙂

Your just mad cause your a superficial leo who can't feel as deep🙂 lol

Posted by sagigoat
sorry but this thread is a complete nonsense in every aspect that's all i can say lol 😉

Well, said cause I was thinking the same. Than again I'm not surprised a Leo wrote it either.

You could have pyschotic tendencies if you had some sort of shitty upbringing in my opinion...whats the point of becoming psychotic towards a lover..eeow no thanks...there is such thing as self-respect and dignity...

I am too lighthearted for all of that crap mentioned above...

@missmorals: I wasn't really talking about Scorpios being insane in medical terms nor sociological aspects. Obviousely we are formed by the society and people around us..

Also keep in mind that I was refering to male Scorpios. I haven't seen many true psychos among lady Scorpios, except that I strongly believe that a female one is most likely to chop off your penis if you ever cheat on her. I'm not even kidding. Their jealousy has no limits. Males however are as I said before, as unpredictible as that Taxi Driver guy. Gives me the creeps. Don't know if I wanna run away from him or grap him by the balls and yell in his face "don't you know how fking insane you are?!" STOP BEING INSANE! lol

All of that about Leos is true, altough I don't agree those qualities define a "psycho". In everyday terms, not medically speaking now, a psycho is a "freak" or a "weirdo". Being mad for power, a fascist or whatever doesen't really make you psycho, you have to be weird to deserve the title. And that's what male Scorpios are. Weirdos.

@irishlibraiskatie: stereotyping...blah blah...race, religion...blah blah...individualism...and so forth.

First of all I don't have a sign outside of my home that says "NO SCORPIOS ALLOWED". I know what kind of people my Scorpio friends are, their hearts, souls, minds and emotions. I love them, but I can still feel that certain aspects of their personalities are not to their advantage. And these are stuff that all these male Scorpios have in common. So what? This is an astrology forum, astrology being the one "religion" that actually labels people based on their date of birth, so I don't know what you're all bia-tching about. Don't take everything so seriousely.

Well different planets in the chart may make you less psycho...so for example my moon is in cancer but in the gemini house. I can't relate to cancer moon and don't have any of its tendencies as that would make me clingy, emotional, needy...I am flighty/fickle (many people have said this about my emotions)..so couldn't really give a damn about the psychotic tendencies...as I would have to care for that..

I think anyone with psycho traits in general...feels things a bit too deep and has no control over their feelings.

As for Scorpio men..I have said this previously and will say it again..Scorpio men are ruled by Pluto and the women by Mars...makes sense..scorpio women are cool to hang out with..so full of energy, fun, lot of laughter and they are the same in a relationship. Jealousy will only take place if the man has given her a reason to be jealous otherwise she doesn't care. Possessive yes we are but that only shows we care.Not too much brooding goes on either from the women..well at least not for me anyway...the men..yes they brood, sulk, control blah blah...all things associatd with Plutonian influences..

As for Leo..lol..don't get me started on them...Lovely as they are, and I do geniunely love the men from this sign...they also have a lot of control and jealousy issues..very possessive...constantly need adulation. That's not signs of a secure man there..^^^ the need to constantly be stroked and told you are loved..lol...

I am sure there is nothing you'd want more then to be controlled and possessed by your leo..right? lol

Oooh that sounds lovely...me want some of that too

::rubs hands::

Not from your leo...from my own..LOL...

I don't share..

😛

LOL..you are such a tart PP!...but hey free gifts are always good...I hope you return the favour young man 😉
Nothing in life is free....well I guess good looks do help..lol...

I am the ipod collector..or so my friends call me...For some reason the married ones want to buy me ipods..Hmmm..I have 3 so far..lol..hahhah...

The people on this planet i'm living on just don't make any sense to me. Why is arrogance so tolerated by you people? It's sickening.

Hmmm I can't stand Itunes..soo annoying..If the ipod doesn't synch up you've had it..I had to buy some software to download all my music from the ipod that my ex leo gave me (which I accidentally dropped and smashed) onto the new one that the married Capricorn bought me!..lol..what a pain cos iTunes wouldn't let me transfer..but at least I have all my songs now on my funky nano..happy days!

And sexual gratuity for free gifts..you've got it made 😉 so has he by the sounds of things...lol

Happy Scorpio: "Why is arrogance so tolerated by you people? It's sickening."

There comes a point when ignorance is sheer bliss. I can't be arsed to always worry about the arrogance of the world..why should I get upset over stupidity of others..If it directly involves me, they will know about it...but this is the web...who cares...

Are you saying you are never arrogant? not even a smidge sometimes?

@MissMorals: "Well different planets in the chart may make you less psycho [...] I think anyone with psycho traits in general feels things a bit too deep and has no control over their feelings [...] Scorpio men are ruled by Pluto and the women by Mars...makes sense [...] Scorpio women are cool to hang out with, so full of energy, fun, lot of laughter and they are the same in a relationship [...] As for Leo, they also have a lot of control and jealousy issues"

I agree with every word you say here; obviousely there is a whole chart to take into consideration. That's what makes each one of us into individuals. Didn't know that Scorpio men are ruled by Pluto and women by Mars, I learned something new today. I guess that's why I never quite got that psycho vibe from the ladies under this sign. And yes, Leo men are also jealous, most people ARE jealous regardless of their sign, but it's more about how you deal with your jealousy. And male Scorpios have a creepy way of dealing with it.



@Happy Scorpio: "The people on this planet i'm living on just don't make any sense to me. Why is arrogance so tolerated by you people? It's sickening"

Jeez, you really take yourself dead seriousely, don't you? Is this that "passion and intensity" I keep hearing about? In defence of my arrogance, and I'm not sure I'm being arrogant, I just wanted to put it out there: Scorpios are creepy, borderline psychos. Why? To raise a hell? To offend someone? No, but because I've seen enough to be able to justify what I've said here. This being an astrology forum, why wouldn't I want to share it?

Obviousely I'm not the only one who feels this way, while some others feel that Scorpios are simply passionate when they verbally abuse you during sex, or start picking at you with their pathethic jealousy-talk in the midst of the everyday life for no reason what so ever. Either way, I'm intrested in everyone's angle. What's intresting, Happy Scorpio, is that you're a male Scorpio and this is exactly what I expected from you. Making a big deal and picking the subject to death, dealing with it like a big baby. In contray to MissMorals, her being a female Scorpio and taking things more lightly, hence being the person you can actually have a conversation with without having to deal with a lot of creepyness that can last a lifetime.

e_t: I'm intrested in everyone's angle.

Okay. None of the Scorps I know are psycho. But they all walk that fine line between reason & passion, and when they trip over it, they can be temporarily insane... from a Virgo point of view.

She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Reappear when you feel magical

But I do admire Scorpio's ability to embrace emotion - not ignore it the way us Virgos do by keeping busy at nit-noid projects all the damn time...

Can they be impulsive & unpredictable? Sure! But at least they're not boring...

I am a Scorpio and I am psycho.....let the healing begin 😛

Enfant terrible: "but it's more about how you deal with your jealousy. And male Scorpios have a creepy way of dealing with it."

My new brother-in-law is a Scorpio..my god..he's really weird and psychotic when he loses it....once he had an argument with my sister, told her he will divorce her, stormed out of the door, came back in again slammed it shut and said "I WILL do it you know, divorce you...just try and stop me"....she said "who's stopping you"....this made him even more mad and he went upstairs, took some of her clothes out of the wardrobe and start snipping away with the scissors...Ermm.....Loooopy?!!...LMAO...I was pissing myself laughing when my sister told me..My nephew who is 15 (aqua) was also just shaking his head and saying how immature he can be..(he's 42)..Can't wait till the day my sister divorces his sorry ass...if she ever does! Can't stand him.

Anyways..there are lovely scorpio men out there who do none of the above..but I don't ever want to date one.

HAHA you've got some cranky brother-in-law. I would have wet my pants if I was there.

Btw, I have Pluto in Scorpio, I wonder how that affects me?

I havent come across a psychotic gemini yet...would love to slap one of them about...juat for fun...

Posted by enfant_terrible
Lighten up... I would love if someone made a thread like this in the Leo section, but then again, that must be my Leo nature in need of some attention.

LOL!!! enfant_terrible, love your sense of humour and sarcasm! LOL!!

I stumble upon this thread trying to find out if Scorpio is one who never says he's sorry, and never thought things written about scorpio can be so funny. enfant_terrible, you strike the nails head on about scorps! LOL! I'm dating one...he done something that made be super mad i'm ignoring him now...so am wondering how long is it for him to come crawling back. my scorpio is not weird and psychotic yet =P

Infant - What scorp bruised your ego? For you not to like scorps so much you are sure taking the time to discuss them intensly and thoroughly I might add.

Peoople love us or hate us... Either way we become important enough to be the topic of their conversation! LOL!!!

Hahahah...well said Queen Scorpio...

YOU WILL NEVER FORGET......muaahahhahha

Hate it or love it, the scorps on top
and we gon shine homie till our heart stops


hehehe..or something to that effect...

Posted by Loyalist Rebel
Don't be so quick MM. I have seen some pretty fucked up with their lives Scorps. And they are everything than a top of anything.

This is also a fair point...but when they hit rock bottom...thats when they make the biggest decisions on turning around their life..

A scorpio will go through monumental dark periods several times in their life but they will ALWAYS re-emerge stronger...but then again..it depends also on the person..I totally agree with that...

Yeah, Prince. Scorpios are often the most zealous about what it is they believe in... even if it is sick and backwards.


And this is what makes Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden such America-Hating Psychos

i find enfant terrible's comments to be true...to some women, a scorpio man's secrecy, insecurity, manipulation and contradictions come off as "mysterious, challenging, and interesting."

But putting his sign aside, would you tolerate the same behavior in any other person? Just because he's a scorpio, doesn't mean it's a license to be bipolar and abusive.

On another note, have you ever read the journals/diaries of a scorpio? I find that a lot of them do keep journals just to get the thoughts out of their heads... but if you read it, it's almost a stream of consciousness rambling often including subjects of life, death, souls, killing and dying. It's almost a goldmine for a psychiatrist. As a truly rare opportunity, a scorpio once let me read a few pages from his and you'd never guess he was thinking what he wrote! On the outside he appears to be a calm, collected person... but on the inside - man! he is a jumble of thoughts of all kinds.

Rubbish.

I have chilled since

Posted by enfant_terrible
I have chilled since

I would subscribe to your cult

Man I wish I was that passionate about anything these days

Posted by MlleFisk
And jesus, youve been here 7 years— And not deleted once??

I'm pretty steady and consistant in nature ,lol

Posted by enfant_terrible
Women are most likely to cut off your penis while you sleep

Not necessarily as they slept I would tell them and let them know why but if they did something really stupid with it I would consider it. Maybe...maybe not lol

On another note I love that people talk about the emotions of Scorpios. As a Scorpio myself I love to savor them. I enjoy what I call heart twinges (my heart literally moves and twinges with each emotion that is pulled from the story) which is basically how the spectrum of all emotions effect me. Sometimes I go on a binge of one shot manga, or other short stories, in order to get love, heartache, jealousy then the love that comes back at the end. It fuels me and helps me feel better. I love the way my heart and mind feels after each story, well some more then others cuz some stories suck, it feels good lol.

Posted by enfant_terrible
it says that Scorpios are most likely to fall victims of serial killers. Are you kidding me? Scorpios are most likely to become serial killers!

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Though bouncing back to the point made about most likely to be killed by serial killers well....I do like to live dangerously. That could just be a symptom for other Scorps as well

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Posted by enfant_terrible
I have chilled since

I would subscribe to your cult

GTFO

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