Here is why I mostly dislike your sign.

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You'll say you don't care but quite frankly we all know you do so quit lying. I think it has to be said why I hate your sign and who knows, maybe some of you can change my mind but not counting on it

1. For the love of god, stop overpromoting your sign all over the internet and bastardizing astrology.

Seriously, you're not the "strongest sign". A Capricorn will eat you alive and you'll be an appetizer to them at best but even that aside, I hate the fact that you have writers with your own sign overpromoting your sign as the "strongest" all over the web. I don't care if some "psychic" organization says you're strong, they're probably like the psychics on the South Park episode where Eric Cartman claims to be able to predict crimes but gets innocent people arrested while the real serial killer is some creepy dude in a yellow rainjacket. It is disgusting how your sign is bastardizing astrology and stopping real discussion from happening, you're not some silent assassin, you're some creepy dude who fantasizes about the revenge he is too scared to act on.

2. Stop censoring people that disagree with you, it shows how insecure and scared you are.

You people do not even let other people debate your garbage claiming to be the strongest sign and we all know it is garbage, it is. Yet you attempt to get any unflattering material about your sign deleted and people silenced for speaking the truth about your sign which to be honest, once confronted folds fast. Go back to your gossips.

3. I swear, there has never been a more overrated placement in the history of astrology than a Mars in Scorpio.

More like the equivalent of a pissed off 13 yr old kid on xbox live that shots the N word at the top of his lungs to talk trash but will cry like a baby once confronted. I don't care what that loser Linda Goodman or that mentally sick freak My Christian Psychic says, you're not a "formidable foe", now a Mars in Capricorn is a different story but NOT YOU. You're like the gossip queen that talks about others behind their backs and spreads nasty rumors but once confronted will cry like a baby and attempt to play innocent, have some integrity loser.

4. And you're only getting away with this stuff because you take this astrology thing more seriously than other signs.

Capricorns are too logical to care and most Leo guys are either partying hard or deep inside of random women, probably of your sign, to even care. Aries are dummies so no one takes them seriously and Cancers know they're strong so they let you falsely over promote your sign while rolling their eyes behind closed doors. I hope someone finally calls out your sign and its writers on their garbage that they are infesting the internet with, I genuinely do so we can finally have some unbiased discussions about astrology.

I know I am going Gemini right now but I am happy because Geminis will eat you creepy crawly foreveraloners for breakfast.

Ya that's right I just called out your entire sign, spend the rest of your life crying and plotting revenge.
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Posted by Arielle83

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Wait? Why are you here, and not deep inside lots of random women?


Barely 9 on the west coast, I am not heading out until another a couple hours.


How many randoms do you slay every wkd?

What’s your modus operandi?
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A weekend?

I'd say a couple a month is normal for me if I am in the mood, we all strike out and I am not Dan Bilzerian (who is a Sag which is an awesome fire sign unlike Aries who are losers).
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This is Scorpios right now lol

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So much for being a self-proclaimed "intense" sign, not really living up to your image now are you?


No one is worried about their alpha status except you.

You’re an unevolved leo “bro” who thinks being alpha is punching each other in the face, drinking beer and banging randos.
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Your entire sign is worried about their alpha status but just really deceptive about it, aren't you guys preparing another post claiming to be the strongest sign?
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Posted by Arielle83

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by Arielle83

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by Arielle83

Wait? Why are you here, and not deep inside lots of random women?


Barely 9 on the west coast, I am not heading out until another a couple hours.


How many randoms do you slay every wkd?

What’s your modus operandi?


A weekend?

I'd say a couple a month is normal for me if I am in the mood, we all strike out and I am not Dan Bilzerian (who is a Sag which is an awesome fire sign unlike Aries who are losers).


How attractive are you?

Age range?

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I am a 10

My age is over 9,000

been alive forever
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Posted by Arielle83

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by Arielle83

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by Arielle83

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by Arielle83

Wait? Why are you here, and not deep inside lots of random women?


Barely 9 on the west coast, I am not heading out until another a couple hours.


How many randoms do you slay every wkd?

What’s your modus operandi?


A weekend?

I'd say a couple a month is normal for me if I am in the mood, we all strike out and I am not Dan Bilzerian (who is a Sag which is an awesome fire sign unlike Aries who are losers).


How attractive are you?

Age range?




I am a 10

My age is over 9,000

been alive forever


Well I can’t help you up your numbers if I don’t know what I’m working with.
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Getting numbers is the easy part, the hard part is getting them in bed with you and willing to get intimate. But then again, your typical Scorpio will go on the internet and lie about how his Mars in Scorpio makes him good at it, lol, such lies.
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Posted by ValleysofNeptune

We just gotta get Aries, Leo, and Scorpio into the octagon already, cage match. Enough talk


Nah, let the Aries be the drunk tard that is in the crowd saying dumb stuff.

Scorpios will be the analysts that are passive aggressive in terms of their hatred, kind of like a Mel Kiper of the NFL or some sort of certified hater that is angry that he lacks the talent to be good at anything.

Capricorns on the other hand? Those are some SCARY DUDES, would not want to fight one, total war machines. Mars is exalted here for a reason.
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Posted by Ariqua

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by Arielle83

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by Arielle83

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by Arielle83

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by Arielle83

Wait? Why are you here, and not deep inside lots of random women?


Barely 9 on the west coast, I am not heading out until another a couple hours.


How many randoms do you slay every wkd?

What’s your modus operandi?


A weekend?

I'd say a couple a month is normal for me if I am in the mood, we all strike out and I am not Dan Bilzerian (who is a Sag which is an awesome fire sign unlike Aries who are losers).


How attractive are you?

Age range?




I am a 10

My age is over 9,000

been alive forever


Well I can’t help you up your numbers if I don’t know what I’m working with.


Getting numbers is the easy part, the hard part is getting them in bed with you and willing to get intimate. But then again, your typical Scorpio will go on the internet and lie about how his Mars in Scorpio makes him good at it, lol, such lies.


Rape-y vibes
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Nah, that for Scorpio men, remember, obsessed with sex?
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Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

We just gotta get Aries, Leo, and Scorpio into the octagon already, cage match. Enough talk


Nah, let the Aries be the drunk tard that is in the crowd saying dumb stuff.

Scorpios will be the analysts that are passive aggressive in terms of their hatred, kind of like a Mel Kiper of the NFL or some sort of certified hater that is angry that he lacks the talent to be good at anything.

Capricorns on the other hand? Those are some SCARY DUDES, would not want to fight one, total war machines. Mars is exalted here for a reason.
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isnt it ironic that they chose Mel Gibson (Capricorn sun) for the role of Mad Max? So deserty and you get this image of war machines in the apolocapllytic atmosphere..

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ok so he has Scorpio mars. ;p
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Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

We just gotta get Aries, Leo, and Scorpio into the octagon already, cage match. Enough talk


Nah, let the Aries be the drunk tard that is in the crowd saying dumb stuff.

Scorpios will be the analysts that are passive aggressive in terms of their hatred, kind of like a Mel Kiper of the NFL or some sort of certified hater that is angry that he lacks the talent to be good at anything.

Capricorns on the other hand? Those are some SCARY DUDES, would not want to fight one, total war machines. Mars is exalted here for a reason.


Capricorn suns have historically made the best boxers when looking at the greatest of all time. Followed by Virgos. I think it’s because being an earth sign gives them the patience and perseverance to grind and teak day in day out. Plus keep level headed and practical in a fight instead of letting their emotions take control of them
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Yup, you actually know your stuff.

But watch Scorpios lie here too and make up garbage about their signs being the best fighters. Freaking losers.
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Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

We just gotta get Aries, Leo, and Scorpio into the octagon already, cage match. Enough talk


Nah, let the Aries be the drunk tard that is in the crowd saying dumb stuff.

Scorpios will be the analysts that are passive aggressive in terms of their hatred, kind of like a Mel Kiper of the NFL or some sort of certified hater that is angry that he lacks the talent to be good at anything.

Capricorns on the other hand? Those are some SCARY DUDES, would not want to fight one, total war machines. Mars is exalted here for a reason.


Capricorn suns have historically made the best boxers when looking at the greatest of all time. Followed by Virgos. I think it’s because being an earth sign gives them the patience and perseverance to grind and teak day in day out. Plus keep level headed and practical in a fight instead of letting their emotions take control of them
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Don't sleep on my boy floyd..
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Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Posted by Yodi

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Posted by patchyhentges

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

We just gotta get Aries, Leo, and Scorpio into the octagon already, cage match. Enough talk


Nah, let the Aries be the drunk tard that is in the crowd saying dumb stuff.

Scorpios will be the analysts that are passive aggressive in terms of their hatred, kind of like a Mel Kiper of the NFL or some sort of certified hater that is angry that he lacks the talent to be good at anything.

Capricorns on the other hand? Those are some SCARY DUDES, would not want to fight one, total war machines. Mars is exalted here for a reason.


Capricorn suns have historically made the best boxers when looking at the greatest of all time. Followed by Virgos. I think it’s because being an earth sign gives them the patience and perseverance to grind and teak day in day out. Plus keep level headed and practical in a fight instead of letting their emotions take control of them


Don't sleep on my boy floyd..


I would never sleep on my fish bro
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Posted by patchyhentges

You'll say you don't care but quite frankly we all know you do so quit lying. I think it has to be said why I hate your sign and who knows, maybe some of you can change my mind but not counting on it

1. For the love of god, stop overpromoting your sign all over the internet and bastardizing astrology.

Seriously, you're not the "strongest sign". A Capricorn will eat you alive and you'll be an appetizer to them at best but even that aside, I hate the fact that you have writers with your own sign overpromoting your sign as the "strongest" all over the web. I don't care if some "psychic" organization says you're strong, they're probably like the psychics on the South Park episode where Eric Cartman claims to be able to predict crimes but gets innocent people arrested while the real serial killer is some creepy dude in a yellow rainjacket. It is disgusting how your sign is bastardizing astrology and stopping real discussion from happening, you're not some silent assassin, you're some creepy dude who fantasizes about the revenge he is too scared to act on.

2. Stop censoring people that disagree with you, it shows how insecure and scared you are.

You people do not even let other people debate your garbage claiming to be the strongest sign and we all know it is garbage, it is. Yet you attempt to get any unflattering material about your sign deleted and people silenced for speaking the truth about your sign which to be honest, once confronted folds fast. Go back to your gossips.

3. I swear, there has never been a more overrated placement in the history of astrology than a Mars in Scorpio.

More like the equivalent of a pissed off 13 yr old kid on xbox live that shots the N word at the top of his lungs to talk trash but will cry like a baby once confronted. I don't care what that loser Linda Goodman or that mentally sick freak My Christian Psychic says, you're not a "formidable foe", now a Mars in Capricorn is a different story but NOT YOU. You're like the gossip queen that talks about others behind their backs and spreads nasty rumors but once confronted will cry like a baby and attempt to play innocent, have some integrity loser.

4. And you're only getting away with this stuff because you take this astrology thing more seriously than other signs.

Capricorns are too logical to care and most Leo guys are either partying hard or deep inside of random women, probably of your sign, to even care. Aries are dummies so no one takes them seriously and Cancers know they're strong so they let you falsely over promote your sign while rolling their eyes behind closed doors. I hope someone finally calls out your sign and its writers on their garbage that they are infesting the internet with, I genuinely do so we can finally have some unbiased discussions about astrology.

I know I am going Gemini right now but I am happy because Geminis will eat you creepy crawly foreveraloners for breakfast.

Ya that's right I just called out your entire sign, spend the rest of your life crying and plotting revenge.


Aries are dummies but you’re here beefing with imaginary Scorpios on the net? WTH can a cap do to anyone?
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This is weird. I can't see a Leo Man writing topics like this

Lolwat? This is the pinnacle of crybaby Leo whining for attention. "Waaah waaah, pwease make me your kwing."


Really this is kind of sad

Scorpio women are complete nuts but the men are generally great
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I knew I love you for...something! ❤️
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A Capricorn will eat you alive and you'll be an appetizer to them at best but even that aside.

Lolno, a Cap is not a fucking fighter and I'm sick of this mentality. They are the cuckybois that live average honest to god lives. They could slug you hard maybe, but they aint got no kung fu or shit.

The only thing is, an actual Scorpio Sun isn't likely to use their power in that way anyways. They're likely just gonna do you dirty and shoot you in the back when you least expect it. Which in that perspective, it's hard to see them as anything other than a little cheating bitch.

But go with some native Scorp Mars and Pluto, maybe add on Scorp Rising or Midheaven for extra measure. Then yeah, they'll be an incarnation of the God of War.
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Don't get jealous.

A Scorp mars and Pluto makes for a deceptive thing but once seen as an enemy, its the cover blown and it is easy prey to a Capricorn which is the true god of war, hence why Mars is exalted there.
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This is Scorpios right now lol

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So much for being a self-proclaimed "intense" sign, not really living up to your image now are you?

But that’s the thing we aren’t self proclaim

Take a look at the history

All that shit posted is mostly from other signs

Rarely do you see Scorpios post about being intense lol
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Please, that is not other signs posting it, other signs despise you rats. YOU are the ones posting.
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Posted by LaMadrina

capricorn? lmao! please. softer than a baby's ass, men and women. the toughness is an act to protect their fragile feelings. ever seen them cry? i have. usually after they to be tough and it backfired. have tendency to be cowards when trouble gets thick. thats why they dont like confrontation. they back off quick from words alone. please try again.


Mars is exalted there loser, make up whatever lie you want. Arguments don't win wars, strategy does and your sign has none of it.